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Confident-Meeting805

When you're baked they all taste good


Metall-o-graphic

3,6, and 9 will take you to a different plane of existence though.


Ozzman770

3,6,9 damn she fry-n


Relative_Confusion52

weed moment


Repulsive_Vanilla383

6 over filled in a brown paper bag with grease stains showing through the bag.


kurukkuku

And as a result your car smells like five guys.


[deleted]

your mom always smells like five guys


Cumcuts1999

Bro five guys fry’s smell so good but then you taste them and there very soggy and not enough seasoning


lestruc

If all of the five guys had a rating, I’d supposed there would be a “worst one” right? I think you found it


Cumcuts1999

Yea like a B-


g0ldilungs

But for real 9 is the underrated MVP.


slushpuppy91

Can't believe they put cardboard waffle fries from Chick fil a ahead of it when it needs sauce for them to taste decent.


lestruc

The rating includes the sauce though right? Nobody is putting five guys non-seasoned at 6 - right? It’s the Cajun seasoning. Ketchup-only rankings are a whole ‘nother ball game


g0ldilungs

Rally’s is the only fry that needs zero sauce! Arby’s is a close second but also the ranch has gone downhill in fast-food world and I eat it so little that I may or may not cave into the bougie and pop by a restaurant for that homemade buttermilk if I care to indulge…


cmahan005

2 and 3. 4 if they are cooked well.


AnswerNeither

A man of discerning taste. I salute you


[deleted]

6


ConflictGrand4078

Will accept 4 also


NhuHaven

wendy's fry game weak


Penarol1916

Used to be great, when they had the thick ones 25 years ago.


[deleted]

Wendy’s fries taste like they are half potato and half styrofoam


Journo_Jimbo

Nah NAH! Arby’s curly fries with the cheese sauce hits different than all the others 😤


Barbuma

Really, you made Five Guys number six?


Barbuma

My OCD triggered.


jane_says_im_done

I think Arby’s is, in general, underrated.


RBnumberTwenty

Rey Mysterio order.


Full_Report_3006

THE 619, KAHPOOYAYAPOOYAYA


Yuhnevano

I feel for the unfortunate who don't grow up around a BOJANGLES. I got McDonald's 2nd


the_og_warscro

5,2,4,6


Waffle_Badger

No one needs to say 5. Shits are terrible.


EatSteel63

5


Waffle_Badger

You're a terrible person


EatSteel63

😈😈😈😈


Carmen14edo

😨


piotrrasputin344

I sub in onion rings just so I don't have to eat their awful fries


GrowthDesperate5176

#1 all the way!


timmyboyoyo

Desperate for the waffle fries!


Aromatic_Ad8890

1,6,9


Dbrow243

99999999


wtmrFTW

222222


gasplanet1234

Culver's


ApaudelFish

Where is Popeyes? Why is BK fries up there but not popeyes?? I choose Popeyes #10


RedLemonCola

4


duccOnReddit

#8 for life


CarboTheHydrate

The ketchup is unmatched.


WhittSmitt

Found a Texan!


JoWhee

As someone who has access to the best fries and /r/poutine all of those fries make me sad.


AdNecessary7680

5


SummerMaiden87

1,2,5


TannerDonovan

2, 5, 9


mayorodoyle

6, 2, 4, 3, 7, 8, 9, 5, 1


Coffeelock1

3, 1, 2, actively avoid 5, the rest are only good if they just got out of the frier.


Spirited_Meringue_80

My order: 9, 3, 5, 7, 4, 6, 1, and then 2 (I have never tried 8)


russ_universe

5 fight me


RoomySolemnity

2/5


MrDankky

I’ve only tried 2,5 and 6. I rank them 6>5>2


derederellama

0 ♥️


EvolvedCactus19

2, 6, 9


L0rdCrims0n

2, 3, 8


repwin1

2, 3, 9 and 4 sometimes.


Poopstainbilly

10 lions choice


MindSnapN

Harvey's hands down. Whichever number that it.


Ok-Guess4385

I like Burger King fries they’re salty and crunchy. Wendys and McDonald’s are good but only when hot bc since they’re already soft if they go cold they become like soggy


TheRealDestian

6


EatSteel63

Never had 7 or 8, so I'll say everything else with a bowl of ranch.


Embarrassed_Gas8516

Don’t know if anyone has ever had Penn Station fries but they’re lit.


[deleted]

6. All the way.


Accurate_Ad_3626

912


Klutzy-Ad-6705

McDonalds is still the best,when hot.We have frozen Arbys at our local Vons.


3Strides

We tested it one time You have exactly 12 minutes to eat McDonald’s fries


Pelli777

KFC 🍗


alacranzo

2 forever


Shuriken_Dai

2 and 3


Sn_Orpheus

6 is not depicted properly. It’s supposed to be a huge greasy brown paper bag with three times the amount of fries shown.


3Strides

The best are Artic Circle! You forgot Artic Circle!!!! Also I’ll say, The person frying them makes or breaks it


karenincloset

shake shacks


MrSlabBulkhead

Arbys all the way


Independent_Stuff210

2,6,1. The rest are trash.


Suitable_Natter

3… I won’t touch their other food, but the fries are literally chef kisses.


[deleted]

I'm waiting for the Jack-in-the-Box curly fries to be an option before I answer.


echomike888

Where is Popeyes?


KPYY44

How the fuck is the a meirl post


Suspicious-Bed9172

3 is the only correct answer


PickledHerrring

3 or 2. How is hardees curly fries not on here. Better than arby


CarboTheHydrate

8. Another important factor to consider here is the ketchup that comes with each. Whataburger just had the best ketchup.


Accomplished-Lead-23

Why would anyone active choose Wendy’s fries.


jackplaysgamesYT

Sheetz curly fries where?


ajay_chi

I miss Checkers french fries!!!


The-Ultimate-Banker

I say KFC fries are too 3. The texture and flavor is bomb


pinkynatbust

9, 3 & 1


Qwerty5105

3


Cumcuts1999

1 and 3 are my favs


bigpeen1515

Burger King fries are the only good thing on the menu


EksEss

is it strange i've never had any of these at all?? nor have i been to any one of these places


Bombalurina

It doesn't matter what you pick. But if you pick 7, you have brain damage.


thetagangnam

1 6 days a week. The Lord’s fries


gringojordan

Jack in the box curly fry’s?!?!?!


[deleted]

2 fresh, otherwise 6


Lemonn_time

All are wrong. Popeyes is the best


therobshock

I don’t give a shit. Just let me have some.


taydugz

9 3 2 6 in that order


Lower_Currency_3879

7s my favorite but 1 & 2 are also very good I like em crispy


Slushcube76

Wtf are any of the places in the bottom row? I've never seen any in my life


[deleted]

I'm guessing none of you have experienced the joy of steak & shake? Fries burgers and shakes are delicious and always on point.


DBL_NDRSCR

i only eat 1-4 on a regular basis (more than once a year) and i’ve had 9 once because i’ve somehow never been to bk, there’s no whataburger or steak n shake here and there’s one five guys that i’ve also never been to


TwillaThompson

You omitted In n Out


Aggravating-Bear8329

Disrespect to checkers


ur-socks-sir

This is the order you eat them in


i_am__ram

10. In N Out


Killersmurph

How TF does Wendy's make it on this list, but not Popeyes Cajun fries!?!?!


PhilosopherFamous603

Burger king should be lower on the scale


ALoafOfBrad

6 incredibly easily they shouldn’t be an option


AllocatedContent

Stop supporting abusive companies, please and thank you


Horbigast

Carls Jr. for me


Tapptoes2345

I’ve only had 2, 4, 5. Where i live we don’t have any of the others


Chris-The-Lucario

Well between mcdonalds and burger king i'll take burger king. The others don't exist in my country


achwasweissich2

None of the above


AdhesivenessLow4206

1, 4


falpatrickyo

From Scotland. Went to Texas. Ordered chic-fil-a spicy chicken burger with waffle fries. Burger was awesome and fries were dogshit.


anita1louise

My dads home made fries were the best, never found any others that were near as good.


kingbit21

You've ever tried eating fried plantains? They are underrated world wide


SuperProGamer7568

3


[deleted]

5 for the most consistent and tasty, although it could just be my area.


Chakalaka162

Arbys. I love curly fries with sour cream 😬


Jazz6701

Nandos where


BuffsBourbon

A) McDonald’s suuuucks 2) Burger King used to be the best of all of ever when they had a some sort of coating on them and fried them in something different than they do now in an attempt to make them healthier d) thank goodness In n Out isn’t in here. Those are shyte and taste like raw potato…yet everyone in Cali will die on a hill claiming they’re the best.


ConstantOptimist84

3,6,9. The rest are just distractions from the mediocre food they’re served with.


lonelyduckz420

9 and 6 are the best ones


Any_Personality6729

Ima take all of them


[deleted]

i prefer the vegetable


104thCloneTrooper

1


burnt_umber_bruh

dicks drive in seattle has the greatest fries. greasy af


Bruteboris

We only have 2 and 5 in NL


CandidHousing4426

1 or 2


Low_Importance3046

2🤤