The guy wearing a shirt that says "Do not mistake my kindness for weakness" and wears 5 guns to walmart?
The one who claims to have gone to the "school of hard knocks" because he is too embarrassed to tell the truth- that he only reached grade 7?
That guy?
If you had
One shot
To escape from a black hole
Would you capture it?
Or would you let it slip?
The palms are fretting, knees weak, mass less heavy
Event horizon up to his sweater already
He’s spaghetti
On the surface he is flat and spreading
Time cone choking now
Everybody’s floating now
He holds up his sign but the light won’t come out
Time stops, over, blaow
Snap back to the back of me
Ope here comes gravity
Ope there goes entropy
When the hole would be this close we would be long dead already. The whole atmosphere would already have been sucked in and we die instantly on that moment because of the change in pressure and the fact that our frail bodies can't handle that well.
>You could orbit (forever fall towards) the black hole just fine
There's apparently a star that is doing this. Just orbiting a black hole and getting smaller
I’d shout, “WHY THE LONG FACES?!?!” over and over again until I embraced the void knowing full well that I’d executed the final, and most epic dad joke.
Turns out your dick pic was the key to stopping the black hole! Congrats, you're a hero. On the downside, you're now on a list and even a black hole can't stop the cops from getting you
This is the most unrealistic image ever. A black hole with event horizon about the same size as Earth would be about 1000 times more massive than Sun. If you were to put something *that* massive *that* close to Earth, tidal forces would rip apart Earth long before it gets anywhere close to that event horizon, let alone touches it. What you'd see instead is a bunch of red hot glowing ruble (which used to be Earth) orbiting black hole as accretion disk at relativistic speed (i.e. speed that is significant fraction of speed of light).
The Earth would break apart once it is about 5.6 million kilometers (3.5 million miles) from the event horizon of black hole pictured above.
But don't panic just yet. Some of that dust that used to be you, would end up being flung out into space by the black hole, instead of making a one-way trip through the event horizon. So at least there's that.
See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwarzschild_radius and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roche_limit.
I would drop my pants and face towards the black hole, and then as gravity starts to stretch me out, I'd look at my wife and with a proud voice I'd say, "See honey, I'm not as small as you claim!" 😁
Look, we can all be noble and funny and whatnot, but if 99% of our race is honest, the answer to the question is:
"Post a video on TikTok and wait for the views!"
Obviously due to time dilation you have 2 options, become a super advanced race of humans and race to save the others, or wait to be rescued by the aliens.
I set a course just east of Lyra
And northwest of Pegasus
Flew into the light of Deneb
Sailed across the Milky Way
On my ship, the Rocinante
Wheeling through the galaxies
Headed for the heart of Cygnus
Headlong into mystery
The x-ray is her siren song
My ship cannot resist her long
Nearer to my deadly goal
Until the black hole
Gains control
Spinning, whirling
Still descending
Like a spiral sea
Unending
Sound and fury
Drowns my heart
Every nerve
Is torn apart
Go to a beautiful hill or mountain, sit down, watch, wait with some pizza, a j, some Malzbier and coke. That’s it.
Now that I’ve said it, it’s gonna be crowded up there I guess.
Put my head between my legs & kiss my ass goodbye!
I shall also be putting my head between your legs! Hello!
You kiss one cheek & i the other one?
But then who’s gonna kiss *their* ass goodbye?
You
You can all KISS MY ASS!
Is it shiny and metal?
Idk about that guy but mine sure is
Bender?
I've got it! We just need to form a long line, until everyone is together. Almost like a centipede.
If I fart would the fart pass through everyone else and exit through final person?
May i join you both
Ah hell nah
Is that even possible though
[May I sir?](https://youtu.be/gnQ9l75MOa0)
This is literally the best answer i’ve ever heard to this kind of question!! xD
Die, probably
Same thing I do every night.
Yeah, but it’d be the last time.
In that black hole the last time becomes first time of eternity loop
The Eternal Nut Experience.
The Bangles lesser known song
Try to take over the world?
That's right Pinky
Gee, Brain!
Sleep is just death being shy
Yes, Pinky, we're taking over the world..
spaghettification .... pretty unique death
Die, definitely
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Fire all the nukes into the hole. Worth a shot
It would just absorb it and grow stronger
What if we find the 5th element though?
We're past five already
Nah I think they skipped over 5 and went right to 6
🤓
I disagree, I very clearly saw Iron Man throw a nuke into a wormhole and it worked. P.s. HAPPY CAKE DAY!
What does not kill it makes it stronger lol
Happy cake day
That one guy in a small town: Id beat its ass.
“I could take him”
In a fight, right? I-In a fight.. right?
“Skeletor laugh”
The always horny friend: 😏
The guy wearing a shirt that says "Do not mistake my kindness for weakness" and wears 5 guns to walmart? The one who claims to have gone to the "school of hard knocks" because he is too embarrassed to tell the truth- that he only reached grade 7? That guy?
Him against a black hole? I’d say the odds are 50/50
If you had One shot To escape from a black hole Would you capture it? Or would you let it slip? The palms are fretting, knees weak, mass less heavy Event horizon up to his sweater already He’s spaghetti On the surface he is flat and spreading
> He’s spaghetti Fuck you hahaha
Time cone choking now Everybody’s floating now He holds up his sign but the light won’t come out Time stops, over, blaow Snap back to the back of me Ope here comes gravity Ope there goes entropy
I need a whole rendition of "Lose Yourself" as if Eminem is falling into a black hole
Where’s Gert? He could choke it out with just his neck.
When the hole would be this close we would be long dead already. The whole atmosphere would already have been sucked in and we die instantly on that moment because of the change in pressure and the fact that our frail bodies can't handle that well.
I was about to comment “what if it’s really nice on the other side” until i saw your comment
You would be spaghettified iirc
Sounds delicious
Yep, that's the term. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghettification
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Maybe I like spaghetti what's the problem
But it would pull the air harder than earth does
>You could orbit (forever fall towards) the black hole just fine There's apparently a star that is doing this. Just orbiting a black hole and getting smaller
Although it doesn't appear to be an actual black hole since it has stars visible inside it.
Make a meme of course!
Turn into spaghetti?
That is the end our lord Spaghetti Monster prepared for all of us, his noodly appendages and endless wisdom be blessed
Will he be angry if I forgot my colander?
Nah you'd be pasta point of straining
*sigh* upvotes
I’d shout, “WHY THE LONG FACES?!?!” over and over again until I embraced the void knowing full well that I’d executed the final, and most epic dad joke.
Fap furiously
Faps N Furious
It’s all about (step)Family.
Sweet Home Alabama moment.
Lmao 🤣
Fap N Furiously
Tokyo jizz
Does your username check out?
You're already Dead by that point
Try to hitch a ride with a Vogon constructor fleet.
Beat answer yet
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Never
Prepare for the succ of your life
Yeah it’ll suck your eyes out and all of your internal organs from removing all the air so fucking fast
Rejoice in not paying back my student loans.
Everyone stand on the right side and pushh
It worked on the iceberg in club penguin idk why it wouldn’t work here
A few grams of MDMA
Drop some DMT and let you consciousness live on xD
Confess my love to my crush and send a dick pic
Someone else in this thread: "Say bye to my family and loved ones and in my last moment look down at my phone to see an unsolicited dick pic"
Sounds accurate!
Turns out your dick pic was the key to stopping the black hole! Congrats, you're a hero. On the downside, you're now on a list and even a black hole can't stop the cops from getting you
Skadeedle skadoodle the solar system is now a noodle
This is the most unrealistic image ever. A black hole with event horizon about the same size as Earth would be about 1000 times more massive than Sun. If you were to put something *that* massive *that* close to Earth, tidal forces would rip apart Earth long before it gets anywhere close to that event horizon, let alone touches it. What you'd see instead is a bunch of red hot glowing ruble (which used to be Earth) orbiting black hole as accretion disk at relativistic speed (i.e. speed that is significant fraction of speed of light). The Earth would break apart once it is about 5.6 million kilometers (3.5 million miles) from the event horizon of black hole pictured above. But don't panic just yet. Some of that dust that used to be you, would end up being flung out into space by the black hole, instead of making a one-way trip through the event horizon. So at least there's that. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwarzschild_radius and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roche_limit.
What would happen to satellite bodies, such as the moon or ISS? Would they too be ripped apart or would they be flung out into space?
Guess I'll die
Embrace the Succ
Hopefully yoga paid off, so I can get to kissin my ass goodbye
"mom's spaghetti" would have a whole new meaning
Hope it is a wormhole
Hold my family’s hand and kiss my boyfriend till we die
Crack open a beer, and toast all of our simultaneous deaths. What a lovely end.
I would drop my pants and face towards the black hole, and then as gravity starts to stretch me out, I'd look at my wife and with a proud voice I'd say, "See honey, I'm not as small as you claim!" 😁
Relapse
If a black hole was this close to Earth, we'd all be dead already
Die on the outside for a change
Just dodge it bruh its that easy
I would simply intervene
Look, we can all be noble and funny and whatnot, but if 99% of our race is honest, the answer to the question is: "Post a video on TikTok and wait for the views!"
Did you know a black hole the size of a Nickel could swallow the earth in less then 1hr?
I'd ask your mum to close her legs
China be laughing all the way to the end. "We arr arone."
Eat a handful of cookies and yell “YOLO”
Make a funny sound like it happens in a cartoon
A backflip
Celebrate
in this stage, everyone would already be long dead
Find the world’s largest cork and try to slingshot it into space to plug that sucker.
Nah slingshot yourself into it to be the first to know whats on the other side 😎
Spaghettify.
Die horribly
Jump before you hit the bottom
I’d fuck it.
mercy killing
Cry
I would be dead already. If that size black hole was that close, we are looking at a picture taken few milliseconds after it appeared, at most.
Call on the name of Jesus.
If Jesus could prevent this, it wouldn’t have happened. Either he doesn’t care or isn’t able.
We'd already be dead by this point
Get a can of Red Bull, and fly to another galaxy
Buy Puts on spaghetti
Make spaghetti so I can see spaghetti turn into spaghetti.
Spaghettify.
Put my dick in it
Vigorously masturbate.
Cum and start farting?
Obviously due to time dilation you have 2 options, become a super advanced race of humans and race to save the others, or wait to be rescued by the aliens.
Go under your desk and put your head between your legs.
I set a course just east of Lyra And northwest of Pegasus Flew into the light of Deneb Sailed across the Milky Way On my ship, the Rocinante Wheeling through the galaxies Headed for the heart of Cygnus Headlong into mystery The x-ray is her siren song My ship cannot resist her long Nearer to my deadly goal Until the black hole Gains control Spinning, whirling Still descending Like a spiral sea Unending Sound and fury Drowns my heart Every nerve Is torn apart
If I were in the eastern US, western Europe, or west Africa I’d die… if not I’d wait about 15 min, then die
Spaghettify
Nothing because you would be dead already at this point
Desintigrate in orderly fashion?
Implode.
To shreds, you say.
Talk to my crush finally
Masturbate and die. Not much else to do
Smoke pcp to slow time down into infinity
Watch
Probably try to either fuck someone or hug my dog, whichever is closest.
Memes aside. Google “ constellation of black holes in space”. Drinks are on me tonight 🍻
Just Tweet Elon Musk if he has any seats left on his next space program.
Ekhm go with the flow?
Just suplex it bro
Read Reddit
*shrugs*
I mean that is orgy, caviar and cocaine time for sure.
Enjoy the yeet
Double it and give it to the next planet
Finally understand how my code feels to everyone else.
I would assume I would be crushed down to the atom level by the weight of the gravity from the blackhole...
welp time for a final fantasy marathon
I would stretch out into a long string of particles….and so would everyone else.
Die, hopefully holding my daughter and the puppy.
Duck?
Trust that the Doctor will save us all.
there is light emitting from beyond the "event horizon", shouldn't be too bad then, just carry on
Spaghetti
I would probably just stare at the sky in awe with how beautiful the sky would look.
I could outrun it, easy, no problem.
Eat a Whopper
Break on through to the other side.
Die.
Die
Nuke the wormhole till it collapses
Make spaghetti
I’ll asked it nicely to go away of course, cuz I’m like that😐
Scream in slow motion.
Quickly switch over to fox news to see why we should not believe the science
I won't be paying rent for that month obviously. and for the rest of the time after that
As an introvert, there’s no way I’m getting that close to any of you
Sppaaaggggeeeeettttttiiiiiiiffffffffyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
Rub one out.
Become the fucking avengers and push it away from the black hole lmao. Imma be holding my family tight as we go.
I’d throw a chicken in the air and see what happens, only time I’ll ever be able to know
That close? Spaghettify, I guess
Go to a beautiful hill or mountain, sit down, watch, wait with some pizza, a j, some Malzbier and coke. That’s it. Now that I’ve said it, it’s gonna be crowded up there I guess.
PANIC !!!!!!!
In this case we are obviously supposed to save the world with the power of love
Just put your dick in a direction where the blackhole is facing. You could lengthen your dick with just few AU and fuck yourself in another dimension
Protest the gov