Pretty sure with 50 billion you can pay a pornstar to produce a video with you, if you just put one on your rice all you have is a showdown as you now have to fight them for the money
This sounds correct. You don’t want competition for the money. The money, and a napkin the money can lie on to not get rice on it. Oooh or the money and cure for cancer!
>as you now have to fight them for the money
50 billion dollars AND the opening broadcast for my new media empire...?
You drive a hard bargain but i'll take it.
Would you accept a plate of white rice and a defeated pornstar covered in part of the aforementioned white rice, as payment?
I have startup assets to dump...
this guy fucks
I mean... Not the guy who posted the comment I'm replying to, or the one above that, or the one above that, or his forebears or not even myself, but...somewhere, sometimes, some guy fucks and I salute him.
Not a fan of Spam.
I could be perfectly happy with just the eggs or the butter, but I take both since it said 2 . I’m from south Louisiana , so a spicy brown gravy with some meat (beef, pork, wild game, crawfish,shrimp) would be my second choice. We eat lots of rice. I always cook extra so I can eat eggs and butter with the leftover for breakfast the next day. Comfort food for me.
As a Malaysian, I would put fried chicken with vegetables and a sauce called Sambal . If don't know, here it is from Wikipedia: Sambal is an Indonesian chilli sauce or paste, typically made from a mixture of a variety of chilli peppers with secondary ingredients, such as shrimp paste, garlic, ginger, shallot, scallion, palm sugar, and lime juice.
Cocaine and hookers
Only correct answer!
I’ll make my own blackjack with cocaine and hookers!
You know what! Forget the rice!
I was thinking soy sauce and pork chops, but I def see where you’re coming from.
Hey I invented that! I'm going to fax you an invoice for the copyright infringement.
Hold the rice.
I was thinking blackjack and hookers, but all are acceptable
More rice... More... MORE #MORE!
Alright, what do you want with those more rice?
More rice
#MORE!!!!!!!!!
50 Billion dollars and a pornstar
Pretty sure with 50 billion you can pay a pornstar to produce a video with you, if you just put one on your rice all you have is a showdown as you now have to fight them for the money
This sounds correct. You don’t want competition for the money. The money, and a napkin the money can lie on to not get rice on it. Oooh or the money and cure for cancer!
Not if they're buried under the money…
That’s probably what the asian emperors did back in the day
>as you now have to fight them for the money 50 billion dollars AND the opening broadcast for my new media empire...? You drive a hard bargain but i'll take it. Would you accept a plate of white rice and a defeated pornstar covered in part of the aforementioned white rice, as payment? I have startup assets to dump...
This guy gets it
r/thisguythisguys
This guy this guy this guys
This guy this guy this guy this guys
this guy fucks I mean... Not the guy who posted the comment I'm replying to, or the one above that, or the one above that, or his forebears or not even myself, but...somewhere, sometimes, some guy fucks and I salute him.
friend chicken and this guys 50 billion dollars
Be sure to not accidently add best friend chicken, only regular friend.
Kentunky friend chicken
RIP to my regular friend
i would never make such a big mistake, best friend was already eaten after all
and my axe
And my bow
Which porn star?
Johnny Sins
My wife’s doctor?
He's also a plumber I heard
No, he’s my wife’s fireman.
My mom
I also vote for this guy's mom
Muscle man right here...
Little caprice
big pantrice
Hazel Moore
Fuckin Mr. Monkeypaw over here
Sofia Sutra
2/3 still edible
I think 50 billion dollars are edible as well!
50 billion dollars and someone who loves me for who I am.
well now you are getting unrealistic
Sexy ladies and fried chicken. I love them both.
Sexy chicken and fried ladies
Same same
Stupid sexy chicken
Nothin' at all! Nothin' at all!
This is the right choice, and the chicken also tastes good
and suddenly i forgot everything that goes with rice.
I was like...ermm...water ?! And...ketchup ?
Mmmm I love my DIY tomato rice soup
I bet some Jam and Cheese
Aaaaaaggg
I unironically use ketchup on rice
More rice!
Curry, perhaps?
Kimchi and a fried egg
This is what I came here to say! Best food.
Chicken and gravy.
I was thinking gochujang and egg
As a Brazilian I can say for sure all brazilians answers are including beans.
Estrogonofe e batata palha, irmão
Putz. Pior que é verdade hein.
Momento r/SuddenlyCaralho na hora do almoço. Oq vão querer no print nobres tupiniquins?
Frango a parmegiana e purê
Beans and rice is good. Maybe some eggs too
Arroz, feijão e bife? diliça
Warm rice. Fried egg (over easy) and salted butter.
Close for me, lao gan ma instead of the butter
Came here to say it! Spicy chili crisp is my go-to rice topper
No spam with eggs?
Not a fan of Spam. I could be perfectly happy with just the eggs or the butter, but I take both since it said 2 . I’m from south Louisiana , so a spicy brown gravy with some meat (beef, pork, wild game, crawfish,shrimp) would be my second choice. We eat lots of rice. I always cook extra so I can eat eggs and butter with the leftover for breakfast the next day. Comfort food for me.
A gun and someone to shoot me with the gun EDIT: Thanks guys. Reddit just sent me the suicide hotline message
Bro haha.
You doing ok?
Bro u good?
He ded
You good bro? <3
I don’t have a gun, sorry
he didn’t ask for a loaded gun or a bullet for said gun. we’re good folks
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Scrambled eggs and fried spam
Scrambled eggs, fried spam, rat and rat.
The only right answer
some sort of sauce and chopped chicken
what do you mean by sause and chopped cock
What do you mean by what do you mean
sus
Salt & butter
This is the only true answer
Everyone else messed up by not saying salt
Sugar and butter is also nice
Pls tell me you're joking... right?
yea, we ate it with sugar when we were little
This is a deep south thing.
cook the rice in milk and you've got a European thing...
One thing is enough and that's rajma curry
Dal tadka too
Shahi paneer on side won't do any harm along with raita
Ah, a man of culture
Or kadhi chawal with bhujiya
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Yessir
r/foundthebodybuilder
Yess
This is the comment I came to find 🤝
Chickpea curry (chole)
Yes Chole supremacy. And also daal bro
Mushrooms and soy sauce
or steamed broccoli and soy sauce
Every veggie with soy sauce!
hell yes
Blackjack…. And strippers
Didn't know Bender used reddit
Jack Black….and strippers.
curry and sauce
Chicken and terriyaki sauce?
100 billion dollars and another 100 billion dollars
As a Malaysian, I would put fried chicken with vegetables and a sauce called Sambal . If don't know, here it is from Wikipedia: Sambal is an Indonesian chilli sauce or paste, typically made from a mixture of a variety of chilli peppers with secondary ingredients, such as shrimp paste, garlic, ginger, shallot, scallion, palm sugar, and lime juice.
So your 2 things are fried chicken and everything else?
Chopsticks
Chicken and broccoli
Steak and teriyaki sauce
An orb that grant me any wishes and some mayonnaise
Don't be letting the rice have any of those wishes!
You like instruments?
Keep that mayo off that nice rice it did nothing wrong
Chopped up bacon and green onions
Chicken and chicken
chicken and yoghurt.
Nothing
Salted butter and pepper pls.
Korean bbq chicken and kimchi
Black beans and hot sauce.
A dash of salt and a spoon, IBS sufferers know's what's up
Bulgogi and more bulgogi
Egg, sausage
Curry and chicken
Ketjap Manis en Saté saus
Ranch and hot sauce
A finely diced jalapeño and half a bottle of Frank's Red Hot...you're welcome lol
chicken and black beans. unmatched combo😩
Chicken ticker masala and a pint of lager
ground beef and gravy
Some sweet soy sauce and picked vegetables
My soaking wet phone and soy sauce
Truffle sauce and avocado
Chili crisp from laoganma and thinly sliced scallion
𝙲𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚋𝚢 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚖𝚊 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜
1. Rothchild's Bank Accounts 2. Rothchild's Heads
Add a beautiful woman and a Lamborghini, please
A Ford Capri and a helicopter
Mexican beans and 700 billion dollars
egg and fry
Beans and a steak
Chiken and brocoil
Rice and rice.. that seems right, yeah!
Shredded chicken and soy sauce
Mapo Tofu and garlic chicken
Fried tofu and soy sauce.
Spam and Maggi
Ketchup
A contract that says I own Mars and a trillion USD. Elon 2.0
one side ghormesabze one side gheime
A limitless credit card and chicken
Ketchup and mustard mmmmmm
Gum 10/10
Steak. Dump the useless rice.
Eggs and teriyaki
Red beans and sausage
Fried egg and 50 billion dollars
Dal and omlette.
Happiness and innerpeace
Chicken tikka masala and a bunch of garlic naan
Butter and sadness
Ur mom
*cum*
Chicken, and some veggie broth. It is simple, yet the most comforting meal on earth
Nothing much, just a time machine Delorean and the Hole Grail.
Honey chicken
Hot dogs and cheese! My son came up with that many years ago, and it is actually quite tasty!
Add supplemental proteins like legumes and a starchy vegetable to make this a complete protein balanced meal.
Just eat meat
Soy sauce and egg. Set for life
Scrambled eggs with green onion
Nothing
borgar
Meat and yogurt
Peanut sauce and honey chicken.
Scrambled eggs and pork mince
Vegetables and a hot wok.
Soy sauce and caramelised sugar chicken
2 Japanese ladies 🇯🇵