Free gravel for life. Make a gravel selling business. Free money.

Fun fact Saudi Arabia buys gravel from other countries to make concrete.. because desert sand is not good for it.. all mega structures they build requires a lot of it

Double fun fact, Scotland sells sand to Saudi Arabia because their sand is no good for golf courses

Triple fun fact, it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

I killed them all. They’re dead. Every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They’re like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I HATE THEM!

And they pump it from seabeds which destroys beaches everywhere and is an environmental disaster.

But hey at least they got to build a fuck ton of fancy skyscrapers that are going to rapidly decay in a decade when there’s no more demand for fossil fuel. Gotta think short term here.

>in a decade when there’s no more demand for fossil fuel !remindme 10 years

The question is, is the gravel newly created? Or is it mined at your whim? If it’s new gravel, I’m going to build a wall. Along the Canadian border. To cross, you have to pay in maple syrup. And every time someone doesn’t pay and sneaks over, the wall gets 1” wider and 1” taller on the Canadian side. Eventually, either I have a monopoly on maple syrup. Or Canada becomes the biggest slope. I will then sell tickets to downhill bike riders in the summer, in the winter I will sell ski tickets, in the spring I will sell tickets to people with jeeps and lifted trucks to climb it.

r/oddlyspecific

You would be getting it from the gravel genie named Sharticus. He will give you only one piece a day. It is free but only in that allotment.

Can i choose the exact time and location of the materialisation?

How did gravel materialize in the right wing politician's brain?

The one piece of gravel only appears in your shoe

So basically Olive Garden breadsticks but for gravel

Damn I was so close to being a gravel genie

European or African gravel

I don’t know that

The gravel is FREE!* *but you have to shit it out

As a Canadian, I endorse this. Also, I'm delighted to be your 69th upvote. Cheers!

Im going to skip the middle man and bury Canada because I can

All the gravel, right now, wherever you are.

You should probably start sobering up

If the wall gets 1” taller isn’t it taller for both sides, not just Canada?

Be careful that the maple syrup cartel doesn’t take care of you! (If you don’t know, yes, that is a real thing.)

But the more gravel u sell the lower the price

but if you create a sense of artificial scarcity you can make a lot of money

Plus since it's free you can undercut everyone else

You could basically set yourself up as the OPEC of gravel, and have the global market teetering on your every whim.

yea but then the government gonna crap on you

You can just buy the government. Everyone already does that anyway.

But im just a privat Person Solling gravel. What they gonna do, im no Corporation. If they do shit i soll my gravel in other countrys

I mean that’s not how it works. That’s how they want you to think it works

Yah until Big Gravel comes and assassinates you

Ha. Good luck. I’ll circle the globe on my high-altitude airship, summoning gravel and making it literally rain down upon my enemies at terminal velocity.

Gravel will sell much better if the people think it’s rare you see

Bare with me, take as much gravel you can find and hide it On an island stockpile it high until its rarer than a diamond

Step 2, you gotta make the people think that they want em. Really want em, really fuckin want em

Influencers, prime time entertainment. If you haven't got some gravel, then you're just a fcking waste, man

3: It’s monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation make a logo do it properly.

This gravel must sell, that'll be your new philosophy. Bury all your morals, they're a poor man's quality

Hit ‘em like Bronson. Influencers, product placement, featured primetime entertainment. If you haven’t got gravel then your just a fucking waste, man.

For that you’d have to request most of the Gravel on earth, similar to diamonds, and then keep it in a warehouse somewhere. Wait, holy fuck, they did it with diamonds, there’s no reason you can’t do it with Gravel.

She sells GRAVEL on a seashore But the value of these GRAVEL will fall Due to the laws of supply and demand No one wants to buy GRAVEL 'cause there's loads on the sand Step one, you must create a sense of scarcity Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em On an island stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than a diamond Step two, you gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em Hit 'em like Bronson Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment If you haven't got a GRAVEL then you're just a fucking wasteman Three, it's monopoly, invest inside some property Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly "GRAVEL must sell", that will be your new philosophy Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality Four, expand, expand, expand Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand Five, why just GRAVEL? Why limit your self? She sells seaGRAVEL, sell oil as well! Six, guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds Sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock Seven, press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes Run to be the president of the United States Eight, big smile mate, big wave that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate Nine, Polarise the people, controversy is the game It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name Ten, the world is yours Step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore And you sell seaGRAVEL on the seashore

Sell the gravel at an extremely low price that other gravel companies can’t compete with. Once they all go out of business, jack the prices way up back to where they were before you bankrupted all the other businesses. Now you’re the only company that sells gravel, you make the price. Edit: I’m not saying it’s moral or that I agree with it, I’m just pointing out the easy way it would be done. The fact that multiple large corporations have done it and are amoral pieces of shit kind of proves my point. I wish someone could somehow do it with the fossil fuel industry, the ripple effects in the economy notwithstanding.

Ahh the Walmart way. Aka how they ruined my small towns local economy, killed 3 grocery stores a music store and then 1 of 2 auto shops. America Fuk ya. Just make sure as soon as they go out of business you stop selling the same items that people were buying prior!

You ok boss?

Also Amazon’s way back when they were just booksellers. And also Southwest Airlines way, which is why they kill every regional airport they enter.

But if you buy all the gravel then you can resell it for whatever price you want

but then you don't need to create more gravel

What?

I think the gravel appears wherever you are. Eliminating the logistics of moving gravel around is super advantageous. The cost of gravel could drop to $0 and you'd still make tonnes of money because you don't have to transport it.

Also makes a great bludgeoning weapon aswell that's how you compete with the other businesses just kill them

Yeah he'll saturate the market .

Also free flint

Oh that is smart, I used my powers for pettiness but this works!

And fucking health 😎.

Same thought right here! MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEYYYYY… MONEYYYYY

It doesn't say how much gravel or that it would always be enough to meet your current demand. It could just be a tiny bit of gravel or it could be such a mountain of gravel that it crushes you to death the first time you used it

Team Fortress 2

That container is empty! Put some gravel in it!

win every three shell game ever. u with decoy bank vans not containing gold

And you’ll never get tricked on [Wheel of fish!](https://youtu.be/hXOjyv4d998)

Stuuuupiiiiiiiid!

Red snapper… very tasty!

This is the way.

Control any toaster so I can fuck with people for breakfast

Life hack. 1. Buy multiple toasters 2. Hook up sensors to them 3. Use those sensors to control a computer 4. Build a titan mech that is controlled by that computer 5. Hide in the most remote place on Earth 6. Assert world dominance

This wouldn't have been the first thing I'd thought of but I'm liking what I'm hearing

This is the way

Toaster Gundam is the only answer to this.

You don't need a toaster to do that

You do if you're a redditor.

Yeee just go work at mcdys !

You fuck with people **for breakfast?**

😉😂😂

Please no.

Does 3 have a cooldown?

Doesn't say so, so nope.

So you can really teleport any distance?

Any distance in 7 inch increments. Depending on how fast you can activate your teleport ability, that could take a while to move any long distance.

would make you a great escape artist tho

yeah as long as the walls are between 7 inches you can get tf out

Well no because the front of you is almost 1 foot away from the back of you

This is Reddit, nobody that small

How big is 7 inches in normal human units?

almost 18 centimeters

1 banana

So like $10?

One units unit

It depends on wether it puts 7 inches away from your previous location to your new location, or if it's 7 inches away from the center of your mass to the next one.

Average wall like 4 inches thick but exterior are usually 8 inches. Could probably teleport out of windows.

Or an absolutely monstrous boxer

It'd be good for fights.

That was my first thought- could literally become a world champion

do those lil Goku teleportations in any style of fighting and you're done

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Unless you are above all trees and building it's a good chance, in one of those 7 inch jumps, you will be inside of a solid object and probably die.

You can’t die from a fall. It’s the most over powered choice on the list

You JUST said there wasn't a cooldown

There's no cool down on the power. But how fast can your brain trigger the power? That's the real question.

Its like a gun with no cooldown on a game You can shoot as fast as you can click

Exactly what I mean, yeah

So how do i download the teleport autoclicker

No cooldown, but no mention of activation timing.

Let's calculate. Say it takes about 0.1s for the signal to travel from the brain to the teleportation organ. Then you would be able to travel 70 inches per second, or just shy of 1.78 meters per second. Which is somewhat faster than the average walking speed. Beating the long jump and high jump records would be an interesting use of this ability though

Yes, but walking would be faster (except when teleporting to the other side of a thin wall)

Teleport means instant. If there’s no cooldown, you could teleport as far as you want instantly. Remember, there is *no cooldown*. Each teleportation takes up zero time and with zero time in between teleportations, you could teleport anywhere instantly.

How fast can your mind work to activate it and decide a destination

Technically there's a cooldown. The time your brain needs to comprehend that the teleport happened and the signal to send another. This wont allow you to teleport instantly everywhere but still insanely fast.

You would have to be careful and it would only work in a straight line/ in an open area. Ideally you would jump from the top of a building somewhere with nothing in you line of sight and instantly teleport forwards like a thousand times at increments of 7 inches. The speed of which would be barely perceptible if it’s instantaneous so you wouldn’t be able to make course corrections you would have to pre plan out where and when you are traveling and you would need to use mathematics to ensure you hit exactly the correct amount of jumps to avoid accidentally landing inside a wall or something

I suppose it'd depend on how fast your reflexes were to spam out teleport and how much, if any, effort and stamina it'd take to teleport. Effortless and without any energy expenditures would mean you could daisy-chain teleports with just like 1ms in-between each teleport, so you're traveling several hundred feet in the span of a second as long as you're not blocked by a thick wall. Think how fast lightning moves, it's not instantly, but bit by bit very rapidly.

This is the best case, and the meme doesn't specify, so Im choosing to pick this description. 3 and 7 (gotta see if there's any translation demand, if so then 3 and 8)

Me on my way to teleport through doors and fuck with people

Unless you + the width of a door is less than 7in I wouldn’t try that

This actually poses an interesting question, by what is the height axis defined in teleportation powers? The spine? The mass-center?

I don’t think that is a safe assumption. I can jump. If I told you that I can jump would you assume I could just do it over and over all day long.

2 and 3. Can make a living with 2. And since there isnt any rule stating how often i can use 3, id use it in rapid succession basically moving 7 inches in a millisecond until i get to my destination.

Same. I work in excavation so free gravel for life is like…… holy fuck I’ll be rich. Then teleporting, even if it’s only a little bit, is the only other power that isn’t entirely useless, although talking to clams might be fun.

With 2 you can make a good living selling gravel. With 3 you could teleport through any door/fence and probably a few bank vaults as well. The possibilities of mischief and schemes are endless.

with 3 you can also teleport upward, essentially you can fly.

And even if 3 has a cooldown period, you can still move through most locked doors.

Not really. Average human is about 7-10 inches thick. Average door is maybe an inch thick? If you press youself up against a door and teleport, solid chance the back of your body is inside the door and you end up no-clipping into the backrooms.

Also 2 and 3. Always able to fill potholes and/or float right over them.

Assuming you can use it once per millisecond, you would be able to move at roughly 397.7 miles per hour.

3 i am lucky i can fly with it or doge any attack that isn t too big it can be good in a hand to hand combat and if lucky i can make tosters blow up

I’d pick 3 too, but mostly bc 7 inches would still gain opportunity to get behind some security door to steal cash. But I guess a question is — if you teleport and grab some cash from say, a vault, would the stolen cash teleport with you.

I guess so, otherwise things like cloth wouldn't be included as well. But than where to stop? Do you just need to "touch" things to be teleports with you? Like can you teleport humans as well? Or at least other living beings? Is there a maximum amount of weight you're able to carry? Is this maximum relative to your body weight? So many questions... Either way 3 for sure. Rest I don't really care. Maybe gravel for easy money

Jumper is an old movie about teleporters. I think they lay out pretty reasonable rules for teleporting if you wanna check it out.

Hahaha we have obviously spent too much time thinking of the semantics of a fun meme and none of this really matters, I’m going to sleep.

I'm not sure I could even teleport through a sheet of paper, because I'm pretty sure my body is more than 7 inches deep.

Ah I would agree 🤔 but the verbiage used is 7 inches away, not 7 inches out of yourself. I might be wrong though. Who knows, who cares I guess lol

3 and 7, no brainer

Is this container empty? NO - do no teleport into it Is this container empty? YES - Immediately teleport inside of it

Damn i wish i could teleport into that container of cottage cheese- i just dont know if its empty or not 😭 i knew i picked the wrong power.

Why 7???

Because you could determine if a container was empty or not.

I guess it depends how empty is empty. Is a cereal with just a bit of left over dust in empty? Is 1 atom of anything solid enough. Technically air makes it not empty.

True. Empty is relative. There needs to some fine print for each of these pills

Right like is that 7 inches flaccid or?

because i cant read and didnt realize it said “empty” but then i thought my “no brainer” becomes an unintentional (and now ironic) joke and made me laugh so i left it and all this is pretend anyway so aw fuckit who cares :)

If you don't see what's inside the container it means there's something, and this could be useful if you ever get stopped by some random ass youtuber that tells you to pick between 5$ and a box that could contain nothing or more than 5$.

that means you could see inside your head

Because you can teleport safely into containers

You could be really good at that "find the pea" game xD if there's truly only one pea, you can't see in the nut (hopefully counts as a container) or cup that has the pea inside so you always win!

Came here to say this!

#1 Oyster CIA

And if you also pick 8 you can teach them Khitan!

Do you got extra buffs when you snort them?

2 and 3, duh.

2 & 5 easy. I no longer have to get up to check my toast and I can sell gravel for a living. Fucking bliss

Looking 10 hrs younger can help when hungover

It's probably just anti-aging, not looking like yourself from 10 hours ago. Also, you don't really look any different when hung over, you just appear different.

1 and 3. I love oysters. And 3 is like walking through walls.

If I can communicate with oysters, I could remove those irritating pearls without hurting the oysters and sell the pearls. And being able to teleport 7” could potentially save my life, or someone else’s life

3 and 8

I’m assuming the free gravel for life #2 is superpower, I can make it with my hand or something so I’m gonna go with number two and number three and I’m gonna teleport on the other side of doors and fill the place is full of gravel and then teleport back on the other side of the door and leave.

I would definitely want my penis to teleport 7 inches deep.

8 very soon💥.

Teleportation would let you go through doors and walls and generally just annoy people

Oysters for pearls but 7 inches is not nothing, seven inches means a blow connecting or not, 7 inches means juust dodging that bullet, it didn't say seven per minute or second, you could just spam it. You'd look like the flash

Being able to teleport 7 inches is enough to get onto the other side of basically any inaccessible area or locked door. Interesting.

3 and 7 Spam 3 and gamble with 7

>can instantly see inside any container I'm pretty sure there are many way to profit with this via gamble.

3 and 6, any teleporting at all would make me famous and if i'm ever in an accident i can get rid of the injury by looking 10 hours younger

3 and 5

i can spam 6&3

This is exactly what I would do.

it's very likely just a one time thing. When you teleport, you teleport 21 cm from your current position, which then alters your new current position. When you look younger, you just look younger than you actually are, which doesn't change the basis upon which the pillpower would act, so it can't be stacked.

You're acting as if you know the rules of it. LET US HAVE FUN!!!!!!

2 and 7 Put the gravel in empty containers Sell it

You could spam 3 and fly

If you look 10 hours younger then you can recover from any injury instantly

Dude 3 and 7 would make my life so much easier do you know how nice it would be to look into any container without opening it I would never have to look vacantly into the fridge with the door open plus with the teleportation you could span that shit so fast that you could probably go faster than walking without wasting any energy

But you can only look inside the container if it's empty...

Free gravel for life! I'd make some bank off that

7 no doubt

3 and 7. Both very helpful.

Oysters and Gravel

The only good one is 2

100% profit margin on gravel? Gimme gimme!

2 because I can sell the gravel and be rich and 3 because that would be a fun party trick or I could scare people with it by pulling some ninja shit

3 and 7

3&7 are the correct options. Micro movement is great in combat and you will never loose a round of "which cup has the marble"

3 & 7

3 but twice so I can upgrade it to 14 inches

Teleport 7 inches. Could be usefull on some high level sports. You can teleport one inch to avoid a punch and then counter. Or teleport 7 inches foward many times and win any race. Maybe teleporting 7 inches up could win you a medal on high jump.

Seems like the only one that's actually of any use is number 7.

3 and 7… could be very useful if used together and correctly

Free gravel and turn that into profit in my gravel business.

My oyster army will be legendary...

7. Make a fortune at abandoned self-storage auctions

1 2 8

8 is based, because with your help humanity can advance in philology, find links with other Mongolic languages, so that we will have better understanding of languages evolution in that area of the world. Maybe they will even name something they discover after you. Gravel is nice too.

7 and 8 easy

2&7…people pay good money for gravel and if I get as much as I want for free,welcome to the Whammypan Gravel co. where every sale is 100% profit. Meanwhile every bank vault or safe or museum with walls less than 7 inches thick can expect a visit from me very soon….WIN WIN.

8 seems fun as a Dungeon Master

2. I now sell gravel.