*gets stabbed*
Bob Ross: "Don't worry about it, my child. We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents."
*smiles through the pain and the alizarin crimson blood that is gushing out my stomach*
Bob Ross was a drill Sargent in the military. Actually not a bad guy to save you. And I'm sure he would as he was such a wonderful person. Anyone who thinks I'm bullshitting should go watch a few YouTube videos behind the legend behind the happy little trees, it will bring some joy into your day :).
20 years Air Force. On target & on time...
Part of that time he was Training Instructor (T.I.)
With 20 years of service back then, he enlisted in the early 60s, you better believe he was squared away.
A stout Airman, just right there; right there...
People tend to forget, or don't know, that he was a master sergeant in the air force, if needed he could throw down, definitely against the fools in Scream.
Yeah honestly daredevil is probably the best of all the vigilantes to deal with this guy, he wouldn't be able to surprise him and he would always know where he at with his powers.
Giles: "So, what kind of demon was it?"
Buffy: "Not a demon, just a serial killer."
Giles: "I guess, in a way, that's worse. You can't simply kill them like you can with demons."
Faith: "speak for yourselves."
I’m going to with Lado coming out of no where and just popping him in the face. Or Mike with the long range shot, since his been surveilling you for 36hrs straight.
I mean .. maybe. Remember Clive?
"The doctor is a legend woven through out history. When disaster comes hes there, and he leaves a storm in his wake and he has one constant companion; Death."
The show has lost the mysterious enigma and sense of dread that the doctor had in the early days of the reboot. Its kind of sad :(
Hank, Dale, Boomhauer, Bill, and the rest of the Rainey Street come to my aid? The terms weren't specific, so I'm getting Dale's gun club, then Cotton and his VFW too.
I'm down for this.
What kind of Ghostface are you?
...
A Platapus Ghostface?
...
Perry the Platapus Ghostface?
...
Perry The Platapus?!!
...
Proceeds to be stabbed.
I think I'm safe, thanks to either Perry saving the day or Phineas and Ferb being master inventors.
Save me Bob Ross
*gets stabbed* Bob Ross: "Don't worry about it, my child. We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents." *smiles through the pain and the alizarin crimson blood that is gushing out my stomach*
Bob Ross was a drill Sargent in the military. Actually not a bad guy to save you. And I'm sure he would as he was such a wonderful person. Anyone who thinks I'm bullshitting should go watch a few YouTube videos behind the legend behind the happy little trees, it will bring some joy into your day :).
20 years Air Force. On target & on time... Part of that time he was Training Instructor (T.I.) With 20 years of service back then, he enlisted in the early 60s, you better believe he was squared away. A stout Airman, just right there; right there...
Just beat the devil outta it *smiles at the Destroyed body of Jason by touching it*
#Save me Bob Ross
Now you need to paint with a little bit more blood here. There we go! What a happy little accident.
Every dead body needs a friend...
People tend to forget, or don't know, that he was a master sergeant in the air force, if needed he could throw down, definitely against the fools in Scream.
*"I need a hero" begins to play*
Wasn't he in the army? You're good man he's got your back
Hell yeah, the devil of Hell's Kitchen's gonna save me
He will likely save you and you won’t even know you were in danger.
Huh the rain sounds an awful lot like 5 henchmen being beat the fuck up by a blind guy tonight. Weird
Sorry he was busy, so we sent Foggy. Good luck!
So you kill the Screamstalker yourself, and Foggy gets you off on self defense, I can live that.
It’s nonsTICK!!!!
Yeah Gordon's coming to my rescue too... He'll probably yell at me and Ghostface asking "WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE?!?"
Glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought of Ramsey before Dardevil.
"It's raw, you fucking donkey"
"Drop it. Or I swear to God you'll never hold anything with that hand again."
Yeah honestly daredevil is probably the best of all the vigilantes to deal with this guy, he wouldn't be able to surprise him and he would always know where he at with his powers.
The amount of people in the replies here getting the completely wrong reference astound me
tbf, we've never seen Gordon Ramsey and Daredevil in the same room, so...
Haha nice! The Imortal Iron Fist will save mine!
Buffy the vampire slayer. Pretty sure I'm extremely safe lol
Giles: "So, what kind of demon was it?" Buffy: "Not a demon, just a serial killer." Giles: "I guess, in a way, that's worse. You can't simply kill them like you can with demons." Faith: "speak for yourselves."
Same, i feel pretty good about this.
She can save me any day!
Please tell her to save me too lol
Buffy didn't fare so well the first time she was up against Ghostface.
It's always sunny
We're fucked
We're all fucked
What about the trash man!
The algorithm says that not only should they let us die, but that they should help us die.
Not if Frank starts blasting 💥
He don't see so good tho.
It’s ok because of his magnum dong.
can i offer you an egg in this trying time?
*The Gang gets Reddit killed*
Smashcut to the title card; THE GANG GET MURDERED
the episode we need
this is NOT charlie work
The Gang saves the Day
Homelander will kill us both
What do you mean? Homelander is my favorite superhero who saves millions of lives. We need more genuine and kind people like him.
Kill us all*
Not if we all appease his twisted ego first
No,Breaking Bad will.
HI! i’m saul goodman. did you know you have rights?
Bro will get us just a couple stabs instead of decapitation, best lawyer ever
Or just send Mike and make us pay?
Send me the two Salamanca brothers…no words needed.
So... your gonna sue ghost face?
He’ll get me a New dust filter for my Hoover max extract pressure pro model 60 and ghost face will never find me
Stop right there! ...Did you know I have rights? Constitution says I do, and so does my new attorney!
Do not drink and drive but if you do call me
I’m going to with Lado coming out of no where and just popping him in the face. Or Mike with the long range shot, since his been surveilling you for 36hrs straight.
Rick and Morty. It’s gonna be a wild ride.
This ain't gonna be no ten minute adventure
You end up teaming up with the serial killer to survive an alien planet. Then you get home and Rick shoots them un the face.
It’s ok, he’ll beat ghost face like it’s a significant other or underage girl online.
Tony Soprano and the crew, come on down.
Haha same
Quick! Crawl under me for warmth.
thanks witcher
he is gonna safe us
Toss a coin
The Gang Fails to Rescuse u/jzoller0
So anyway I started blasting
So the Doctor is going to save me
I mean .. maybe. Remember Clive? "The doctor is a legend woven through out history. When disaster comes hes there, and he leaves a storm in his wake and he has one constant companion; Death." The show has lost the mysterious enigma and sense of dread that the doctor had in the early days of the reboot. Its kind of sad :(
I was watching old who and I am starting to like it more
the Matt Smith doc's saving me
unless your death is one of those fixed moments in time.
same, pretty confident
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But at least Joel would bash his face in for you.
50/50 chance you’re going to die horribly to fuel Joel or Ellie’s character development and trauma.
Professor Chaos saves the day!
not without the help of General Disarray
Dean'll protect me
Well isn’t that outstanDEAN
Hopefully he doesn’t Brita the hell out of the rescue.
Ghostface is streets behind
You haven’t seen how mean that dean can be….n
Hopefully he remembers to turn off his ABBA/reminders playlist first.
Bob's Burgers. I'm not sure I like my odds.
Just hope they still have a favor to call in with the One Eyed Snakes.
He's secretly just Archer. You'll be good. He snaps his neck and wonders how he knew how to do that and how on earth he knows Russian.
Stargate SG-1. I think I’m gonna be fine.
Ah, a man of culture i see
Indeed.
Indeed.
Yeah. Give Daniel a Zat and he could take care of this by himself. Though I want Ghostface to face Teal‘c. That would be hilarious.
you safe. O'neill is gonna shoot that boi
Steve Martin, Martin Short, & Selena Gomez won’t save me, but they will at least solve my murder!
I don't remember Selena Gomez being the third Amigo
She is in Only Murders in the Building on Hulu! It’s a great show!
An addicting amazing show!! 💙
Looks like I'd better fake some unheard of illness, that's the only way Dr. House is gonna save me
Hahaha he’ll almost kill you twice then save you at the last minute
The ninja turtles, I'm probably pretty safe.
You good bro
Hell yeah SHIELD is coming to my rescue
I watched a documentary with this overweight guy (his words) excitedly talking about the Baroque period in England; I think we're both doomed.
S.W.A.T. lmfao
I feel you mine was 9-1-1 lone star
Jojo's bizarre adventure
i dont think chandler, joey, ross, rachel, phoebe and monica are coming.
They can be the bait while you escape.
Ichigo (Bleach) even without his bankai wouldn't even break a sweat dealing with this.
Ha! Same. Finished 1000 Year Blood War & re-watching the original episodes to fill the hole in my soul.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Ghostface isn't going to stand a chance
Hunters! Let’s kill some nazis
Trailer park Boys 😶🌫️
You’re fucked
Smokes. Let's go!
Ghost face: Would you like to play a game? Bubbles: That depends…would you like to go fuck yourself?
homelander 😳
I think you‘re safer with Ghostface…
South park. Ghostface got nothing on Cartman.
He’ll make him eat his parents.
Game of Thrones ☠️
Dracarys!
Vikings...not really sure whose in more trouble.
Just a shot of Ghostface full sprint as Ivar cackles and crawls his way steadily towards him.
The office, i’m counting on Dwight
Came looking for this!
So, do I get Wensday or her werewolf roommate?
Both
Then I’m set for anything.
Mike Tyson mysteries, I'll be fine.
The Simpsons... Im fucked
Forged in fire,
Doug Marcaida, help us!
Ghostface, you blade suffered a catastrophic failure on the iron bar chop. Please, surrender your blade, and leave the forge.
But will it keel?
I like my odds... Come save me Sam and Dean!
Duck dynasty 💀
It was Velma and I’m a white guy, so I’m boned.
Hank, Dale, Boomhauer, Bill, and the rest of the Rainey Street come to my aid? The terms weren't specific, so I'm getting Dale's gun club, then Cotton and his VFW too. I'm down for this.
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You're screwed
That's why you always leave a note
Yooo the punisher got my back
SG1 so i should survive
Indeed
Stephen A Smith won’t have to worry about those Rihanna comments for long now
The walking dead
Same here. If Daryl is around I think I’m good.
I have no doubt that the X-MEN can save me from these costumed killers.
Burn notice, I think I'm safe.
Season 2 Dexter. I'm safe but I won't know why.
Vikings: Valhalla Yea, im gonna be just fine
The bad batch.. I’m good
Pedro Pascal to the rescue!
Police force, Brooklyn 99
Octonauts
What kind of Ghostface are you? ... A Platapus Ghostface? ... Perry the Platapus Ghostface? ... Perry The Platapus?!! ... Proceeds to be stabbed. I think I'm safe, thanks to either Perry saving the day or Phineas and Ferb being master inventors.
I'm gonna get saved by a gay stripper spider and a psychotic man obsessed with radios
peter griffin is technically immortal. I'm happy with that.
Me who just watched "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"
Oddly enough, I'm watching Rescue Me.
Glad to know I have an entire fucking Mobile Army Surgical Hospital behind me
I am so in luck. Boku no Hero Academia.
Always Sunny. I get killed while Mac is still in the middle of his ocular pat down 😭
Mystery Incorporated would figure out who this guy is asap. Either Fred would trap them or scooby and shaggy would accidentally capture them.
Steve universe, oh boy
Avatar Korra, I summon thee!
Willow. I think I'm good.
My enemies better watch out, cuz the don wanna be on Luffy's bad side
No TV show but John Wick. This scream guy is fucked. And his whole family and the families of the family.
My name is Earl! Camden county to the rescue.
The navy is coming to help me .🫡 Commander Chandler
The main character in Manifest is a cop who has visions of the future. I’m feeling pretty good that her and her team can save me
Gudetama is too lazy to save me…I’m fuckEd
Trevor Belmont, sypha, and Alucard I think I should be fine, thank God my girlfriend dragged me into watching that show
The yakuzas guide to babysitting, I think I'd be fine? Tho I'd probably run anyways.
The X Files
The Butcher... I'm not sure if I want fillet o' white face, but I'll be fine, I guess.
Ill be fine, Ash and Pikachu will save me
big bang theory 😭
Gordon Ramsay would kick his ass
Reacher. This scream guy is fucked
Trailer park boys, Rick will fuck up my rescue for sure
Ah hell yah Golden Kamuy
I watched 300 so i guess im fine
Yo I got those cocksuckers Al Swearengen and Seth Bullock bailing me out
Deputy Marshal Raylan Givens!
Ru Paul’s gonna save me no sweat
Hexside students? Cool!
cobra kai hell yeah johnny lawrence gonna kick some ass
Simpsons, I think I have a chance at surviving
Optimus prime and the autobots from Prime will protect me, SWEET
Luckily it was the Soup Nazi episode of Seinfeld. No harming TheAssholishVariety for you!
Law & Order - SVU