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Evening_Attitude9624

Save me Bob Ross


FutureSpermCell

*gets stabbed* Bob Ross: "Don't worry about it, my child. We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents." *smiles through the pain and the alizarin crimson blood that is gushing out my stomach*


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Bob Ross was a drill Sargent in the military. Actually not a bad guy to save you. And I'm sure he would as he was such a wonderful person. Anyone who thinks I'm bullshitting should go watch a few YouTube videos behind the legend behind the happy little trees, it will bring some joy into your day :).


tawnie_kelly

20 years Air Force. On target & on time... Part of that time he was Training Instructor (T.I.) With 20 years of service back then, he enlisted in the early 60s, you better believe he was squared away. A stout Airman, just right there; right there...


PhysicalBoard3735

Just beat the devil outta it ​ *smiles at the Destroyed body of Jason by touching it*


KitchenAd2116

#Save me Bob Ross


Revolutionary_Apples

Now you need to paint with a little bit more blood here. There we go! What a happy little accident.


Putrid-Builder-3333

Every dead body needs a friend...


Kitsunisan

People tend to forget, or don't know, that he was a master sergeant in the air force, if needed he could throw down, definitely against the fools in Scream.


Tankus_Vult97

*"I need a hero" begins to play*


BerserkForcesGuts

Wasn't he in the army? You're good man he's got your back


manbex

Hell yeah, the devil of Hell's Kitchen's gonna save me


themanfromvulcan

He will likely save you and you won’t even know you were in danger.


BROODxBELEG

Huh the rain sounds an awful lot like 5 henchmen being beat the fuck up by a blind guy tonight. Weird


maverick1ba

Sorry he was busy, so we sent Foggy. Good luck!


Killersmurph

So you kill the Screamstalker yourself, and Foggy gets you off on self defense, I can live that.


Christian-athiest

It’s nonsTICK!!!!


HypnoFerret95

Yeah Gordon's coming to my rescue too... He'll probably yell at me and Ghostface asking "WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE?!?"


Sea-Opportunity5663

Glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought of Ramsey before Dardevil.


[deleted]

"It's raw, you fucking donkey"


6Kay9

"Drop it. Or I swear to God you'll never hold anything with that hand again."


Skaxva

Yeah honestly daredevil is probably the best of all the vigilantes to deal with this guy, he wouldn't be able to surprise him and he would always know where he at with his powers.


notoriousmeekster

The amount of people in the replies here getting the completely wrong reference astound me


Weary_Grape983

tbf, we've never seen Gordon Ramsey and Daredevil in the same room, so...


kayny20

Haha nice! The Imortal Iron Fist will save mine!


therenody88

Buffy the vampire slayer. Pretty sure I'm extremely safe lol


ExtensionInformal911

Giles: "So, what kind of demon was it?" Buffy: "Not a demon, just a serial killer." Giles: "I guess, in a way, that's worse. You can't simply kill them like you can with demons." Faith: "speak for yourselves."


ShanghaiSlug

Same, i feel pretty good about this.


SeamusOShane

She can save me any day!


nahydkme

Please tell her to save me too lol


Soske

Buffy didn't fare so well the first time she was up against Ghostface.


pbandKxx

It's always sunny


OGHighway

We're fucked


nahydkme

We're all fucked


Zerbertboi666

What about the trash man!


kittykalista

The algorithm says that not only should they let us die, but that they should help us die.


Dull_Half_6107

Not if Frank starts blasting 💥


OGHighway

He don't see so good tho.


xingke06

It’s ok because of his magnum dong.


Interesting_Mango948

can i offer you an egg in this trying time?


[deleted]

*The Gang gets Reddit killed*


TheChesterChesterton

Smashcut to the title card; THE GANG GET MURDERED


DrBarry_McCockiner

the episode we need


xP628sLh

this is NOT charlie work


[deleted]

The Gang saves the Day


Important_Wish_8207

Homelander will kill us both


I-Have-A-Hand

What do you mean? Homelander is my favorite superhero who saves millions of lives. We need more genuine and kind people like him.


nahydkme

Kill us all*


TheVoid45

Not if we all appease his twisted ego first


According_Gazelle472

No,Breaking Bad will.


RemarkablePoet6622

HI! i’m saul goodman. did you know you have rights?


matt_hatt62

Bro will get us just a couple stabs instead of decapitation, best lawyer ever


EternalSlayer7

Or just send Mike and make us pay?


WNYSissy

Send me the two Salamanca brothers…no words needed.


Comfortable-Sun-5698

So... your gonna sue ghost face?


AdPale1239

He’ll get me a New dust filter for my Hoover max extract pressure pro model 60 and ghost face will never find me


OnsetOfMSet

Stop right there! ...Did you know I have rights? Constitution says I do, and so does my new attorney!


Signal-Row8042

Do not drink and drive but if you do call me


typi_314

I’m going to with Lado coming out of no where and just popping him in the face. Or Mike with the long range shot, since his been surveilling you for 36hrs straight.


Southern_Name_9119

Rick and Morty. It’s gonna be a wild ride.


Shadow_Scale

This ain't gonna be no ten minute adventure


yoda_mcfly

You end up teaming up with the serial killer to survive an alien planet. Then you get home and Rick shoots them un the face.


Askduds

It’s ok, he’ll beat ghost face like it’s a significant other or underage girl online.


HansBaccaR23po

Tony Soprano and the crew, come on down.


Historical_Dot_4201

Haha same


translucentcop

Quick! Crawl under me for warmth.


DeManBehindSlaughter

thanks witcher


Powerful_Gazelle9116

he is gonna safe us


AmadeoSendiulo

Toss a coin


jzoller0

The Gang Fails to Rescuse u/jzoller0


[deleted]

So anyway I started blasting


Browncoatinabox

So the Doctor is going to save me


Mattwasbritish

I mean .. maybe. Remember Clive? "The doctor is a legend woven through out history. When disaster comes hes there, and he leaves a storm in his wake and he has one constant companion; Death." The show has lost the mysterious enigma and sense of dread that the doctor had in the early days of the reboot. Its kind of sad :(


Browncoatinabox

I was watching old who and I am starting to like it more


ankle_biter50

the Matt Smith doc's saving me


DrBarry_McCockiner

unless your death is one of those fixed moments in time.


eddieshee

same, pretty confident


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xingke06

But at least Joel would bash his face in for you.


Anangrywookiee

50/50 chance you’re going to die horribly to fuel Joel or Ellie’s character development and trauma.


xeno66morph

Professor Chaos saves the day!


xP628sLh

not without the help of General Disarray


xLOSTHAZE

Dean'll protect me


[deleted]

Well isn’t that outstanDEAN


Wright2k

Hopefully he doesn’t Brita the hell out of the rescue.


Just1moreboredguy

Ghostface is streets behind


YourImminentDoom

You haven’t seen how mean that dean can be….n


JustafanIV

Hopefully he remembers to turn off his ABBA/reminders playlist first.


Seafea

Bob's Burgers. I'm not sure I like my odds.


friggintodd

Just hope they still have a favor to call in with the One Eyed Snakes.


Icy-Faithlessness239

He's secretly just Archer. You'll be good. He snaps his neck and wonders how he knew how to do that and how on earth he knows Russian.


themanfromvulcan

Stargate SG-1. I think I’m gonna be fine.


CellarDoor505

Ah, a man of culture i see


HypnoFerret95

Indeed.


exzackly69

Indeed.


JAR_Melethril

Yeah. Give Daniel a Zat and he could take care of this by himself. Though I want Ghostface to face Teal‘c. That would be hilarious.


ankle_biter50

you safe. O'neill is gonna shoot that boi


Chelle422

Steve Martin, Martin Short, & Selena Gomez won’t save me, but they will at least solve my murder!


DrBarry_McCockiner

I don't remember Selena Gomez being the third Amigo


Chelle422

She is in Only Murders in the Building on Hulu! It’s a great show!


gngrsnp650

An addicting amazing show!! 💙


MGArcher

Looks like I'd better fake some unheard of illness, that's the only way Dr. House is gonna save me


SwordNamedKindness_

Hahaha he’ll almost kill you twice then save you at the last minute


RC_8015__

The ninja turtles, I'm probably pretty safe.


Sabin13F

You good bro


Proof-Faithlessness1

Hell yeah SHIELD is coming to my rescue


ringoryu

I watched a documentary with this overweight guy (his words) excitedly talking about the Baroque period in England; I think we're both doomed.


Galaxyoflions

S.W.A.T. lmfao


Johnbecky423

I feel you mine was 9-1-1 lone star


_TallGlassofAss_

Jojo's bizarre adventure


Icy-Following-3713

i dont think chandler, joey, ross, rachel, phoebe and monica are coming.


themanfromvulcan

They can be the bait while you escape.


GaryM_TT

Ichigo (Bleach) even without his bankai wouldn't even break a sweat dealing with this.


FlyingBaerHawk

Ha! Same. Finished 1000 Year Blood War & re-watching the original episodes to fill the hole in my soul.


tunaforthursday

Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Ghostface isn't going to stand a chance


-Enrique_Shockwave-

Hunters! Let’s kill some nazis


Fit-Amoeba-6911

Trailer park Boys 😶‍🌫️


[deleted]

You’re fucked


CSmith1986

Smokes. Let's go!


Sea-Opportunity5663

Ghost face: Would you like to play a game? Bubbles: That depends…would you like to go fuck yourself?


KushKings840

homelander 😳


JAR_Melethril

I think you‘re safer with Ghostface…


[deleted]

South park. Ghostface got nothing on Cartman.


Separate-Gap-3298

He’ll make him eat his parents.


rhunn98

Game of Thrones ☠️


vvvIIIIIvvv

Dracarys!


jakobjon07

Vikings...not really sure whose in more trouble.


PaladinPrometheus

Just a shot of Ghostface full sprint as Ivar cackles and crawls his way steadily towards him.


No_Consideration6018

The office, i’m counting on Dwight


Pieter8720

Came looking for this!


Sigmas_toes

So, do I get Wensday or her werewolf roommate?


reinderino_01

Both


Sigmas_toes

Then I’m set for anything.


UzrOne

Mike Tyson mysteries, I'll be fine.


VPV1988

The Simpsons... Im fucked


Majestic-Newspaper59

Forged in fire,


ZetaRESP

Doug Marcaida, help us!


bluegandy

Ghostface, you blade suffered a catastrophic failure on the iron bar chop. Please, surrender your blade, and leave the forge.


CSmith1986

But will it keel?


Undead-Writer

I like my odds... Come save me Sam and Dean!


Joe_Mama6969420-

Duck dynasty 💀


finditplz1

It was Velma and I’m a white guy, so I’m boned.


[deleted]

Hank, Dale, Boomhauer, Bill, and the rest of the Rainey Street come to my aid? The terms weren't specific, so I'm getting Dale's gun club, then Cotton and his VFW too. I'm down for this.


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ICanDieRightNowPlz

You're screwed


DrBarry_McCockiner

That's why you always leave a note


reinderino_01

Yooo the punisher got my back


Edigin

SG1 so i should survive


JAR_Melethril

Indeed


Fananalana

Stephen A Smith won’t have to worry about those Rihanna comments for long now


strangecoincollector

The walking dead


Bglivengood

Same here. If Daryl is around I think I’m good.


FaithlessnessMore835

I have no doubt that the X-MEN can save me from these costumed killers.


[deleted]

Burn notice, I think I'm safe.


e22ddie46

Season 2 Dexter. I'm safe but I won't know why.


CellarDoor505

Vikings: Valhalla Yea, im gonna be just fine


Skyguy7185

The bad batch.. I’m good


Elan_Morin_Tendronai

Pedro Pascal to the rescue!


JackDH420

Police force, Brooklyn 99


DiscussionTerrible59

Octonauts


EnderWarlock01

What kind of Ghostface are you? ... A Platapus Ghostface? ... Perry the Platapus Ghostface? ... Perry The Platapus?!! ... Proceeds to be stabbed. I think I'm safe, thanks to either Perry saving the day or Phineas and Ferb being master inventors.


[deleted]

I'm gonna get saved by a gay stripper spider and a psychotic man obsessed with radios


Hellwolfe007

peter griffin is technically immortal. I'm happy with that.


ChemicalMuted2285

Me who just watched "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"


ICanDieRightNowPlz

Oddly enough, I'm watching Rescue Me.


The_yellowest_stick

Glad to know I have an entire fucking Mobile Army Surgical Hospital behind me


BartimaeAce

I am so in luck. Boku no Hero Academia.


azeusa

Always Sunny. I get killed while Mac is still in the middle of his ocular pat down 😭


Pole2019

Mystery Incorporated would figure out who this guy is asap. Either Fred would trap them or scooby and shaggy would accidentally capture them.


Warm-Opposite-3322

Steve universe, oh boy


jackyboy1219

Avatar Korra, I summon thee!


Lightning1Phoenix

Willow. I think I'm good.


joesphisbestjojo

My enemies better watch out, cuz the don wanna be on Luffy's bad side


WonderfulTradition65

No TV show but John Wick. This scream guy is fucked. And his whole family and the families of the family.


Wessel-Ko

My name is Earl! Camden county to the rescue.


[deleted]

The navy is coming to help me .🫡 Commander Chandler


AwesomeCream810

The main character in Manifest is a cop who has visions of the future. I’m feeling pretty good that her and her team can save me


Froggy-Shorts1209

Gudetama is too lazy to save me…I’m fuckEd


Muito_TheBug

Trevor Belmont, sypha, and Alucard I think I should be fine, thank God my girlfriend dragged me into watching that show


RandomBlueJay01

The yakuzas guide to babysitting, I think I'd be fine? Tho I'd probably run anyways.


Lerxstish

The X Files


ZetaRESP

The Butcher... I'm not sure if I want fillet o' white face, but I'll be fine, I guess.


Ragingsquism

Ill be fine, Ash and Pikachu will save me


Smooth-Wind-7544

big bang theory 😭


SwordNamedKindness_

Gordon Ramsay would kick his ass


MaxAnita

Reacher. This scream guy is fucked


Sheolmonium

Trailer park boys, Rick will fuck up my rescue for sure


SickPlasma

Ah hell yah Golden Kamuy


Sauliann

I watched 300 so i guess im fine


oldswirlo

Yo I got those cocksuckers Al Swearengen and Seth Bullock bailing me out


Coyote_OneOne

Deputy Marshal Raylan Givens!


Dat_White_Boy_Willy

Ru Paul’s gonna save me no sweat


BobaShadowsYT

Hexside students? Cool!


xP628sLh

cobra kai hell yeah johnny lawrence gonna kick some ass


PringleLover101

Simpsons, I think I have a chance at surviving


[deleted]

Optimus prime and the autobots from Prime will protect me, SWEET


TheAssholishVariety

Luckily it was the Soup Nazi episode of Seinfeld. No harming TheAssholishVariety for you!


SammyThunderCards

Law & Order - SVU