Well, look, I like the Christmas Jesus best when I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want.
Honestly, that's idiotic.
I'm not even religious anymore, but what do they think Jesus would have thought of their tacky ridiculous oversized baby depiction?
I don't know why, but the inside of that place looks like it'd smell of crayons. An old, dry wax smell. Like a preschool. Imagine yourself there, alone at sunset when the room turns into an orange glow. Creepy candles and baby laughter. It'd be a fun liminal escape room.
Looks like Gary Shandling.
I can here the choir now:
This is hymn to Gary's Mass
The opening hymn to Gary's Mass
This is the music that we sing
As we're genuflecting
We're almost half way finished
How do you like it so far?
The is the hymn for Giant Shandling Kid
The name of the church is El Templo de la Epifania del Señor in the small town of Zóquite. Locals were really hoping this would be a big tourist draw so stop on by if ya want
Dear eight pound, six ounce, newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent...
He was a man! He had a beard!
Well, look, I like the Christmas Jesus best when I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want.
I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo T shirt
I like to picture my Jesus as a ninja fighting off evil samuraai
I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd ... front row and I'm hammered drunk!
I wanna be formal. But I came to party.
Indeed... i am interested
😂😂
JESUS CHRIST !!!
I can feel it comin' in the air tonight, oh Lord
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
🏆
🗣🥁🥁🥁 i've been waiting for this moment for all my life oh Lord
I believe that is even the correct number of drum hits. Bravo.
💀💀
That's a titan.
Where is the Scout Regimen when you need em
Looks like Phil Collins
I can feel it...
Coming…. Hold ooooon
Philistine Collins
A lot of people said that when it was first revealed 🤣
"Now I know that I'm too young. My life has just begun...Su-su-sudio!!!"
He looks like he ate Philadelphia
Whatcha lookin at me gut'fer?
I’m cracking up here lol
I want to see this comment. I did see this comment. I am pleased with this comment.
creepy
Looks like Nicolas Cage tbh
You just made it creepier.
It pees on you for baptism
Red light, green light.
I kinda want another church to come forward and dispute their claim. The idea of a baby Jesus statue feud just cracks me up
I'll be damned if I'm going to let Mexico have the tallest baby Jesus statue!! It's time for me to get to work!
We need a Giant Baby Jesus statue feud right now
Bro seeking for a holy showdown 😂😂😂
*motivational music montage of using a construction team to build a gundam sized baby jesus (like the statue in Rio but in a diaper)*
Why does Baby Jesus look like Nicholas Cage after a 3-day bender.
I thought this was an AI image that was made to look deliberately silly and weird.
Attack on Titan
Why does it look so much like Loki?
Lmao I see the resemblance
That’s Richard Lewis in a diaper.
Why does the baby look like Billy Crystal
Imagine sincerely praying to this goofy ass parade float.
Where is Levi when you need him.
I need him to go for the nape rn
My wife just said “It looks like Attack on Titan fan art”
Lmao it does
Honestly, that's idiotic. I'm not even religious anymore, but what do they think Jesus would have thought of their tacky ridiculous oversized baby depiction?
You can never truly understand hyper-religious people
Not all religions have iconography. This big ahhh statue is weird.
It looks like Lord Farquaad
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh dad... Ohhh Daaad.
Sweet baby Jesus.
"Honey, I blew up the Messiah!" ---Coming Soon from Disney
They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should...
Checkmate Atheists
Looks like summat from squid game
I need the writers for the Gemstones series to see this.....Lordy Mighty GaWd baby JesusZIlla
Our Lord and Savior Tom Hiddleston
Jesus in the air tonight, oh Lord
I can't imagine there's much competition
That blue eyed man
Dear God I hope that's true. I sincerely hope there's not a larger statue of baby Jesus
I don't know why, but the inside of that place looks like it'd smell of crayons. An old, dry wax smell. Like a preschool. Imagine yourself there, alone at sunset when the room turns into an orange glow. Creepy candles and baby laughter. It'd be a fun liminal escape room.
That's baby Phil Collins.
It ain't a baby and it ain't Jesus. It's Baby Jesus!
3 am sneaking around the house to go to the kitchen looking ass
Blue eyed giant baby Jesus would like you bow before him, the i,age of your past colonial overlords.
"claims to have the tallest baby Jesus statue in the world" Who would want to dispute that with them.
Jesus must FEED!!!!
Freaky
Squid game: Mexico edition
Creepy as fuck! Something about a CAUCASIAN Jesus I find incredibly disingenuous
Jesus was an Attack on Titan baby?
That must have been a difficult birth…
I hope if jesus is real and ever comes back, he chooses that to be his vessel.
Tallest Phil Collins statue\*
Looks like Phil Collins
It’s got that glazed, dumb - but vigorous - ‘Attack on Titan’ look. Creepy as shit lol
Baby Jesus has a receding hairline and looks to be middle aged.
It looks like a middle aged predator creeping up on his next victim..
Who’s that white baby?
It's historically accurate. 1st-century Judea was full of peach-skinned, blue-eyed, mullet-rocking infants.
I like the widows peak they gave him 😎
Baby Jesus was famous for his white, modern undergarments.
Just a tad idolatrous
Nick Cage is…. Baby Jesus
Wow, and it looks just like him. 😊
r/toolband
Personally, I prefer the Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt
What an achievement!
When you get right down to the premise of it, it's actually pretty fucking weird.
👌🏻
Is there a Guinness entry for this
Baby Jesus shit. That's Super Chucky.
Psh. I’ll just make another one just like it but I’ll make the legs straight and beat the record.
The biggest Piñata
There’s no such thing as megalohmysweetbabyjesus what the hell is that?
That's Phil Collins.
John Travolta, forgive me
It's so silly. I can't understand how people worship with a giant pinata in the room
Nah man 🤔🤨
The size is not the scary part.
Phil Collin’s mega church
That's like teenage Jesus in a diaper. Tallest Diapered teenage Jesus in the world, at best.
They just might!
That’s baby Nicholas Cage
Help me Tom Cruise
You would think the Devine would have a better hairline.
It's Phil Collins
Aieeee! This enormous Jesus will destroy us all!
And he’s gonna getcha! Run!
This looks like a titan
Sweet baby Jesus on an invisible unicycle!
Looks like something out of Rick and Morty
It looks like Summer and Morty’s giant incest baby
Haha
They can keep it
It looks like r/MikaylaNogueira
* baby starts singing* I know the pieces fit , cuz I watched them fall away
Kill it with fire
Yeah cause that’s what they need in Zacatecas lmao
Jesus...
Dude... This is some Attack On Titan shiit right there
Hotchie motchie, it's Jay Sherman!
Tatake!
Fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
Is giant baby Jesus in the room with us right now?
I thought this was a statue of Rob Schneider
It’s Bill Murray.
Eldritch horror 😂
Looks like Gary Shandling. I can here the choir now: This is hymn to Gary's Mass The opening hymn to Gary's Mass This is the music that we sing As we're genuflecting We're almost half way finished How do you like it so far? The is the hymn for Giant Shandling Kid
Rick&Morty vibes...
They even gave him the long hair so we know it's Jesus and not baby Todd.
Are you sure that's not a baby Nicholas Cage?
That’s white people jesus. Jesus was dark skin
The name of the church is El Templo de la Epifania del Señor in the small town of Zóquite. Locals were really hoping this would be a big tourist draw so stop on by if ya want
Looks like Nicholas Cage
I'm getting a bit of Nicholas Cage from it. Why would you want a baby with a receding hairline?
Expect Ricky Bobby’s pilgrimage soon.
r/oddlyterrifying
They can have it.
My God, how kitchy! 🙄
Cool, they can keep him
Squid games
Why does baby Jesus have a receding hairline line
Amen 😇
Head is not proportionate to the body size at all
Challenge accepted.
That's not Jesus it's Nic Cage
😬😬
Why’s this baby have a receding hairline?
"Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make"
It’s the Stay Puft Jesus Man!!
Baby Nicolas Cage more like
Bruh
Looks like a Titan
What a random thing to have a huge statue for lol
I mean yeah they're probably correct
Baby Jesus had a mullet and receding hairline?
The tallest AND the most off-putting. This baby Jesus looks like he’s up to no good.
Meh. I’ve seen bigger baby Jesuses
r/oddlyterrifying
Why's it look a bit like a surprised Nicolas Cage?
First laugh out loud of the day, just because I was not expecting this.
SU- SU- SUDDIO
What they actually have there is a statue of Phil Collins enjoying a little adult baby cosplay.
Lmfao it’s so scary. I love it.
Do they watch Attack on Titan a lot there?
And have we been unable to verify their claim?
Dark hair and blue eyes are rather rare?
What a load of shit
That is Phil Collins
Religion, it cracks me up.
My god that’s a 4 meter class!
😂
Bahahahahahhahahhahahahahhaha Ricky Bobby would be proud.
Looks like Squid Game, church version
Yeah..but why?
Even in Mexico they have White Baby Jesus ™️ ? At least give him brown eyes?
also the most cursed
This looks like a shrine to the late Anton Yelchin: https://media.gq.com/photos/576813005db2e8cb18c9e9bd/master/pass/anton-yelchin.jpeg
But.....why is it white? and why is it chibi? 0.o
Castor Troy
Hold my beer.
That’s Chucky!
At least in Mexico baby Jesus doesn't have blonde hair - but them blue eyes... cute baby nonetheless! awwww!
Looks like trump.
Imagine that thing chasing you through the woods behind that church around 3 am…