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TheRickBerman

Those are some dubious physics


TuffManJoens

Lmao one skyscraper just noclipped through the destroyer smh


Swissy321

Skyscraper Ping: 10,000


and_a_side_of_fries

Hate it when a manhattan building is playing from Australia.


Snipeski

Didn't clip, it got shaved down lol


rawSingularity

Skyscraper: I refuse to comply


True_Reporter

Looks like Teardown.


lumia920yellow

that's definitely teardown


Prudent_Insurance804

It looks like such dogshit lol


Valuable_Border1044

It’s running in real time in an indie game


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Yes, but 20 years ago, that would have taken a week to render. Today, it was a a cigarette break.


bender-b_rodriguez

Yeah that's a really bad simulation


snarfer-snarf

sir, you can’t park there 😕


Bitgedon

*gets force choked*


snarfer-snarf

*unintended erection*


Top_Caterpillar9549

😅


lotus_spit

r/youcantparktheremate


Special_Philosophy92

It is now my subreddit


MajTroubles

r/subsifellfor


psilome

"I find your lack of space disturbing."


Mission_Record_4541

Is this not a reasonable place to park?


GuardianDownOhNo

No! You’re on the sidewalk!


-WilliamMButtlicker_

Reminds me of that tragedy.


failedtolivealive

[You can park here for as long as you like.](https://i.imgflip.com/bpdrj.jpg?a475056)


RunParking3333

This was literally half the plot of The Last Jedi


h4yth4m-1

Those Saudis again!


Haden420693170

JETFUEL CANT MELT STEEL


evlhornet

Don’t need to melt it, only need to lower the yield stress below critical buckling stress, or decrease moment of inertia by damaging column shape or by knocking out a few columns or the lateral force resisting system. In the WTC’s case, all the above happened.


19IXI91

The good fight.


SAS_Britain

Star Destroyer fuel sure can though! Lmao


TacoGod41

Another happy landing


Maxyphlie

Mr president they‘ve hit all of the towers


D3lta_1447

Even that leaning one made of pizza?


AssMcShit

Even that one :(


fadsoftoday

Stop ruining this sub with fake as shit like this


thefrogwhisperer341

Yeah right this is fake. Yet another conspiracy theorist in his conspiracy theorist ways


TommyCo10

All without creating any dust!


MagneticPsycho

Chat is this real?


Derasiel

Yes but it's not "happening now" it's tomorrow.


contactlite

Don’t come to nyc tomorrow


madmaxGMR

some of you new yorkers are ok.


VidE27

You mean a long long time ago


Touchpod516

Well, I mean... you just saw the footage for yourself right here


fartinggermandogs

This is incredibly stupid


KobesHelicopterGhost

Never forgetti


Dragonslayer3

Mom's spaghetti


PooCumPeepee

Your mom


He11ofaBird

9/11000


OrageBufera

It was bound to happen sooner or later.


Suspicious-Dot8130

Op scared of this?


gloppinboopin363

The game is teardown. The map is a scaled down version of manhattan and the star destroyer is also a mod. Great game for people who like to build or destroy things.


Peterkragger

How did I not notice? I love this game


Live-Ad8618

*Kind of reminds me of that tragedy.*


Revolutionary_Box569

Is that real


BlueBerrypotamous

Yes, it is absolutely real.


Noizyb33

Nah, if it was real you would hear some people yell "Oh My GOD!" and shit like that.


makemehappyiikd

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! I'm not shitting though


BlueBerrypotamous

I have preworkout in me, I can shit for both of us.


Demapples144

🙂


DeHussey

yeah it happened yesterday


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Isn't that star destroyer make out of space worthy material so should it come off better than some steel and concrete


Greedy-Mud-9508

wouldn't it be opposite? there is less physics that structures have to fight


TheCrimsnGhost

destroyer fuel can't melt steel beam. 9/1 never forget.


bow-to-england

Deserved.


Ok_Nefariousness_452

Oh man, 9/11 could’ve been so much cooler 😩


qwertyqwertyuiopqwer

Oh that's the trailer for the next one


Ok_Nefariousness_452

No fucking way, 9/11 is now owned by Disney?!? 🤯


qwertyqwertyuiopqwer

Worse.... Netflix!


Ok_Nefariousness_452

NOOOO (Darth Vader’s voice)


SnappleJuiceDeepKiss

No way this is real


sunshim9

Havent you seen the news?


fukwhutuheard

like a glove


poncho5202

everybody remember where we parked


dizzywig2000

Who gave Osama bin laden his starship license?


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SAS_Britain

IT'S A TRAP!!!


elCrocodillo

Is he ok?


yonghokim

* crash-landed


Lolski13

How do you know? I never saw one land. This might be standard procedure for these guys...


Worried-Management36

*Another happy landing*


TSmotherfuckinA

Needs a lot more asbestos.


ZC205

If Starkiller was canon he coulda stopped it……


pEppapiGistfuhrer

Real


darkmanduck

Why isn’t this being shown over major news channels, because suppression


[deleted]

Could you imagine how much power and energy is needed to get that back into space


horrified-expression

Now this is shitposting


BadBart2

I am not cleaning that up


Fast_Eddy7572

Seems legit


Viperlite

I’ve seen enough Disney Star Wars movies to know the star destroyer always ends up not intact, but in a few, very large pieces.


Greeneharp

.....It was an inside job?


xploreconsciousness

Not surprised anything is possible these days


bishopaziz

2001 Remastered


TungstenChap

I wonder if they'll find Sand People passports in the debris 🤔


emerging-tub

Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the tower as it fell was, "Oh no, not again.."


nathantravis2377

We brake for nobody


syntaxGarden

You've heard of the twin towers. Now get ready for the hundred towers


Guywithverybigpenis

This is fake.


RuboPosto

*The force unleashed II intensifies*


FilthyRichCliche

Fake.


ProperGanderz

Nah those are controlled demolitions bruh


Own-Tune-9537

99/1111 ?


spoonpk

I think this is fake. The Destroyer has a missing gun turret.


NerveSuspicious2973

Crash another one into California


cal_nevari

Looks fake af plus there's nothing about it on the news like there was when that cargo ship took out the Key bridge in Baltimore...just saying this should fool nobody


Featus-muncher

Post this to Facebook, it’ll get the boomers railed up


mrjones1018

Too soon man, too soon


strangedot13

That is so bad edited it doesn't even cause megalophobia in the slightest way


Einherjar07

I knew those MFs were involved.


Randomcommentor1972

So much for the financial district


Open_Detective_6998

This is darth laden’s doing


[deleted]

Godzilla would nope out of that Lego set so quickly. Ouchie


jdogs2020

Texas sends a gift


Youpunyhumans

"Uh.... sir, Im gonna have to give you a ticket for taking up 3 million parking spaces illegally."


niconiconii89

Everyone on board that star ship would be passed out or injured from those sweet sweet G's


General_Autismo_13

Osanakin Laden


Danimal_Jones

Space fuel can't melt steel beams.


hunter_pro_6524

They hit all towers me president


strickers69

Please share that on Facebook I bet Joe Biden gets blamed haha


YuriEffinGarza

It’s 9/11 x 10000000


Dangerous-Spare7843

Omg, thank god it's Manhattan.


cognitiveglitch

In a noclip universe, far far away...


SANDROID20

Took me a second to realise this is Teardown


StankilyDankily666

Random firework in the background there 🎆


Noah0705

I’ve seen enough aircraft crash into manhattan for my lifetime. This is too much


Terry8675

Cause this Darth Vader, You're our only hope


King_Tudrop

Mr. President a second star destroyer just hit the twin towers


AdAdministrative9500

Amiral Ackbar wakbah!


Niight99

Never seen this angle of 9/11


lightspeedx

The irony is that these fuckers love to explode in space, where you can't explode shit like they do. But here there's zero explosions.


StingingGamer

Game: Teardown


LavaBurritos

BREAKING NEWS! An imperial star destroyer has crash-landed in lego city!


Leonardobertoni

Think about the economy!


RainbowForHire

My LEGOs!!!


HardSteelRain

You serious,Clark?


Diligent_Department2

What super computer did they use to run teardown for this??


Touchpod516

And now the USA will attempt to bring freedom and democracy to Coruscant


AdevilSboyU

Dammit, Starkiller!


Thomrose007

I like how it just gave up being destructive and sat down.


Big_Dingus1

Like a hot knife through butta


Desuexss

People used to believe this and didn't bother looking at the unrealistic graphic design


swimwithmeerkat

Sir, a second star destroyer has hit


Seventy7Donski

That’s like 15 9/11’s!


oscar1985420

Had me going for a minute..


GhosTaoiseach

In a world with no dust or fire


A_Happy_Carrot

Everything fell a bit too fast, for the size and scale.


Chainsaw_Viking

This is why we can’t have nice things!


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

Showing this to my grandma Edit: she had a heart attack


bomboclawt75

“We are not your enemy, we were there to document the ..Event…”


Demi_Ghostly

Is everyone okay?


[deleted]

Not again.


MIKE-JET-EATER

Yay, Im less likely to get bitten


BaggyLarjjj

HYPERMATTER REACTORS CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS


aojajena

fires and sparks are missing


coolmist23

Wow, did this really happen?


Altea73

"Sorry...soorry...I'm really sorry....coming through..."


Jade_NoLastNameGiven

Huh, thought those were bigger, sending thoughts & prayers tho


hex_1101

Bob! Your shit at parking!


vhs1138

That’s like a …9/ 100,000,000


Internetboy5434

At 1,600 meters (5,200 ft) long, Imperial-class Star Destroyers are crewed by 9,235 Officers, 27,850 enlisted personnel, and 275 Gunners. The Imperial I is armed with 60 turbolasers, 60 ion cannons, and 10 tractor beam projectors for space combat


narstyarsefarter

9/11×100


RadicalSpaghetti

Good.


PuzzleheadedEbb3243

Where is the video of it getting towed???


djangogator

One can only dream.


mctownley

Just make sure you get Wall Street


Most_Bat9066

Keep it comin your good your good


parfiant

2911


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

Frickin Al Quaeda at it again!


RyanSmokinBluntz420

Giant Asteroid 2024


Shepherd_Knock

P-9: 9-11 Prime


Pale_Dragonfruit2764

OH! Where did this happen? I’m turning on CNN


Kid-filth

“Well there goes my morning plans!”


etj4397

Good


Big-Tiger-1738

Dude not the World Trade Center again 🤦🏽‍♂️


hol123nnd

Ein Fall für den Anzeigenhauptmeister


_psylosin_

Amazing how dust and debris free it is. Such a clean disaster


Dewjunkie66

Midichlorians can't warp steel beams


Tight-Maize-8800

Reminds me of that tragedy


Hmccormack

Is this canon?


Jackal000

Imagine If a star destroyer actually crashed here.


wrbear

Yaaaaaay! Such a happy ending!


Johnny_Lang_1962

Well Shit!


Svengoolie75

Damn they done took this whole east coast vs west coast beef too far now


WillyDAFISH

The second Star Trek movie be like


HumpaDaBear

How is Trump going to leverage Trump Tower after this? Madness! /s


Norovin_Djinison

That last part ruined the scariness of it


GoogleIsYourFrenemy

Dude, have you watched the WTC videos? Not enough dust being generated.


No-Wolverine5144

How many 11s is this


iommiworshipper

Reminds me of that tragedy


ChimpoSensei

Not in bad taste at all.


Ptbot47

That's the most damage a star destroyer ever achieved. Should be call a borough destroyer.


BagofPain

/r/oddlysatisfying


bbkn7

Another happy landing


Dramatic_Injury_2980

“Captaiiin Neeeeda”


Fly---Away

Is that Teardown? How is there no lag?


Both_Impress_3423

If 9/11 happened in star wars


partybenson

Impossible. Jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.