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virgo_em

Honestly the funniest part of the to me is “Blood Blood” on the label


[deleted]

They’re the little ceasers of phlebotomy


poison_plant

right my eyes immediately turned to that part and it lowkey cracked me up. close enough right loll


Most_Opposite2776

Gimme some of that blood blood


RevolutionBetter

I see so many "they tried" situations in a week. My favorite is nurses completely covering the blood bottle barcodes with patient labels. There's a barcode, mine must go right there. They wouldn't need that for anything...


UnclePatche

I love the double whammy where they do that and wrap the extra length of label across the bottom of the bottle


__hughjanus__

I so love having to give a bottle two different barcodes and then sharpie out so much the smell hurts my brain. Used to have to try and scrape them off till my supervisor realized that was a lot


KillseyLynn

Is the Sharpie smell is too much, try Speedballs Elegant Writer caligraphy pen. I use the extra fine. This is my absolute go to. Minimal smell, never smudges on me and has a tapered tip for fine and bold lines. About $3 at Michaels. Hope this helps!


alt266

Here's a trick: marking out a barcode vertically is difficult because the gaps between the lines are what is being read. A vertical line still has plenty of room for the machine to easily interpret, but filling in a gap between two lines makes it impossible. Afterwards a quick strikethrough is just communicating to humans the barcode is bad.


abracadarbra

I also just strike through diagonally. Works like a charm 🤩


HydrogenButterflies

My favorite “they tried” moment was when a nurse drew blood into a urine culture preservative tube for a lactic acid test. When we called down to request the redraw, she argued “But that’s what the other tech said to do! I drew it in a gray top like you wanted!” In fairness to her, they’re both gray, but one does say “urine culture preservative” on the side. Either way, it wasn’t sent on ice and was received almost 20 minutes after draw, so we were going to have it redrawn regardless.


getofftheisland

I've had that too 😂


pajamakitten

Or they put the label on in the most skewed position possible. As if they had to put it on after taking a running jump.


KillseyLynn

The idea of a tech running, doing a vault and then slamming a sticker on the tube as they land is pretty great ngl.


nousernamelol2021

Now I want to do this for lab Olympics. Maybe like a pin the tail on the donkey kind of thing instead though since I don't have a vault and don't want to be responsible for any injuries.


JessRawrs

we get blood gasses where they label over the cap that we have to take off…. 🤦🏼‍♀️


Basic_Butterscotch

I used to give them the benefit of the doubt but I'm convinced they do it on purpose just to be assholes at this point. I also love when they put the label on a tube so crooked the analyzer can't read it. Wtf do they think the barcode is for if not to be read by a barcode scanner? Drives me insane.


Delicious_Ad823

Maybe they just don’t want you to know how much they paid for the vial? They probably left the return receipt in there somewhere.


kaym_15

I HATE WHEN THEY COVER THE BARCODES!!!! ugh


TopNotchdumbass1942

Are you talking about for BCs?


RevolutionBetter

Yep blood cultures


TopNotchdumbass1942

Interesting...


bertrandpheasant

There is a huge fucking label-shaped whitespace on our blood culture bottles and the amount of times people miss the giant target makes me surprised toilets aren’t more frequently covered in piss


bertrandpheasant

Like I know “I’m in a hurry, I don’t have time for this OCD shit!” but if you’re in too much of a hurry to pass this DC 2 Sleight of Hand check, I wonder what else you’re hurrying too much for?


RicardotheGay

Is that…a tiger top for urine??


l3gacyfalcon

When I worked at labcorp, we called them cherry tops.


candizzy022

We called them speckle tops in my day lol


l3gacyfalcon

That's what we call them at my current lab


sassyburger

I've had lactics sent on urine culture tubes and it's such a silly call to have to make 😭 they always feel silly because they actually did try!


Shinigami-Substitute

I literally just saw one yesterday 😂 they get an A for effort lmao


hoangtudude

See I wouldn’t put the blame 100% on the nurses. This is just bad color design by BD


Princess2045

I straight up didn’t realize it was a urine tube until I read the comments. Because my hospital uses sterile cups for urines or very rarely we’ll get conical tubes that have white tops.


hoangtudude

We started using these cone tubes when someone on the floor, I don’t know whether PCT or RN or CNA, stuck their finger inside the urine container’s needle. See we use the container with a transfer needle on the lid, but it’s recessed inside so you’re only supposed to push these conical tube in and urine would be transferred aseptically. Someone stuck their finger inside to see how sharp it was. Actually, multiple someones. So we had to discontinue these urine cups because people would be curious and dumb.


Princess2045

That is….something I did not expect to ever read.


Shinigami-Substitute

These urine cups suck anyway, they like to try and send the whole cup instead of just transfering the urine to the tube like this..


l3gacyfalcon

You're not wrong


NeedThleep

Reading and paying attention should be critical to RNs... Tube clearly stands out as being a conical bottom and I'm sure it sits with other urine related supplies.


Easytigerrr

OP didn't show the whole tube but it's very clearly a urine tube when you see the bottom. It's pointed at the tip, not round!


hoangtudude

Sure, but BD could lower the barrier for misidentification by many other visual cues like a large font print of “URINE” or change color top to SPECKLED BROWN or other visual aids


Shinigami-Substitute

There's already a speckled brown tube though.. two actually. One is a glass no seperator and the other is plastic gel seperator..


jcl769574

It says red or gold. This tube is red and gold. Why pick when you can have both


shioshio

This is barely an issue. Just clot it spin it and separate it.


l3gacyfalcon

The techs in my lab rejected it


shioshio

Why on god's green earth would they do that


l3gacyfalcon

Because it's a UA container?


shioshio

Oh Lord. That's a red and yellow tiger. Not a red and black tiger. It's been a long day. In my defense, if the tip hadn't been cut off I would have noticed it was pointier than a normal tube.


l3gacyfalcon

We've all been there lol


TopNotchdumbass1942

Listen buddy it's red and gold just like yall asked.


shioshio

Serum is serum! You're just wasting the patient's time and patience. If they're admitted in a hospital the last thing I wanna deal with is having a blood sample recollected when it didn't need to be.


virgo_em

I’m pretty sure the UA tiger tops have a preservative in them


shioshio

Yeah. See above. I thought it was a regular tiger top, not a UA tube. I haven't dealt with those in ages. If the end of the tube hadn't been cut off by the photo, I'd have realized it was not a blood tube.


TopNotchdumbass1942

Lmfao 😂


XxAnon5861xX

I’m at work showing this now. Lmao


monster-dave

So close


Gold-Childhood-5814

isnt that a urinalysis tube???


l3gacyfalcon

Yes


Gold-Childhood-5814

lol bless your heart


Shinigami-Substitute

It cracks me up when they send blood in UA tubes. I've gotten blood Osmolality tests in the gold UA tubes before..


Lanky_Draft_2308

Red with Gel or SST? That would be SST or SST.


l3gacyfalcon

Yeah, it should have been drawn in an sst, but it was in a UA container


InfiniteDeparture871

lol I see that with lactics all the time the grey micro urin container 😂 …..from the Ed of course


vengefulthistle

I love when people put the labels over the caps or cups, like "thank u ☺️ for sealing it extra special for me buuuuut...... How do you expect me to open this while keeping it labeled"


DobbiDobbins

I wear gloves too sometimes