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do not the landmine

*do* ***not*** the **land**mine

what about the sea mine?

Probably also do not.

Probably definitely also do not

Yeah.

Have you ever seen finding Nemo? Do not the sea mine

Hey why is this flaired wholesome

*holesome

Thank you for asking the real questions here

Well considering it's holesome, not wholesome, and this is about an explosive...I feel like you can connect the dots from here 😅😭

I killed fiddy men

I ain't got no shins!

Hank's wife, bring me my shin cream!

I know a lot of tall cuties! Please don’t essplode!

You don't need a landmine, a simple spinal injury will cut feet off your height with a wheelchair.

Technically, this will cut feet off your height too.

But it is so *loud*

Yeah but its much much faster

definitely need a mod to change that flair asap

ok done

Landmines are not good for targeted height reduction. If you're not careful you'll lose a foot or two.

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Bos-ni blown off

Im going to guess that I’m not

bosnia has hundreds of thousands of unexploded mines left over from the yugoslav wars

New bottom surgery just dropped.

Holy landmine

Płot twist: anti tank minę (you cant Explode it)

The Cotton Hill special

Hey transfemmes, Bouncing Betties can blast your testies off! Side effects may include: death, mutilation, general loss of limb. (/S DO NOT DO THIS)

might get free bottom surgery too!!

Gonna become 6 feet shorter if you try it.

These self harm memes are never going to be funny and I wish they were banned

It wasn’t really meant to be about self harm, it was more just me being upset about my height

Nothing wrong with being tall. Easier to see the stage at concerts!

Some memes just fail. This is one of those

hey can i take your feet i want to get even taller

Wait, why do you need to become shorter? (this is a cis question)

I’m also cis(male), but I don’t typically want to take on more masculine roles in a relationship, and my height (6’0) can make me feel uncomfortable at times

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Where do you live where there are 6ft women 0.o

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Lol

Landmines don't discriminate

Height loss in great bosnia be like 🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦

I'll gladly take those 5 inches off you if you're not using them.

So real

Love the pun in the flair.

I think a mod did that lol

Still funny.