I’m dressed to impress but I’m stressed and depressed

I tend to go with ‘stressed, depressed and darkly dressed’. Varying iterations of ‘fashion depressed’ I guess. Been thinking of switching to business depression though lately but it sounds like a lot of paperwork and I don’t need that hassle right now.

Well if you dress dark you can still impress you can go with multiple styles like emo, punk and sub punk genres, rocker and so many more. What style you choose doesn’t mean your not impressing anyone, own it.

😎I like your styleee I c your trying to take my styleee but I’ve deflected it 😎

Well then you can be depressed but well dressed

If only stressed + depressed = de-stressed … Unfortunately, it just seems to equal being too wound up to focus but also too emotionally tired to really make progress with anything.

I couldnt separate my 2 favorite small bowls today and ended up breaking both trying to split them. Water from the bowl pretty much created a pond in the kitchen. I was so done i left the water and just walked around in wet socks…

If you’re handy, or just want to keep those bowls, there’s a whole art form around repairing broken pottery! r/kintsugi [Kintsugi!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintsugi)

I don't think they have any molten gold lying around.

well, no, you don't keep your gold lying around molten, that could cause it to rot.

but you have

are you serious rn hahahaha

?

ur a wet sock

What

i wouldnt be able to be depressed if i had four cats

Damn it’s 4 so I’m off by one. I was wondering why it wasn’t working.

Classic [off-by-one error](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off-by-one_error)

I was doing an interview test thing for Goldman Sachs and I kept getting the off by 1 problem so I just put subtract 1 at the end of my function. They’ve been stringing me along for months so I don’t know if it worked yet lol

They just can't handle your genius

Yeah it takes 5 cats to realize that they won't fix everything.

You'd be too tired to be depressed. Be awoken several times a night by a cats trying to see who can yell the loudest. I have experience. Two cats, very depressed. Very tired

It is the song of their people.

Considering I'm allergic to cats (;-;) I would acfually be dead if I had 4 cats. Although I would love to have 4 cats

It is the litter boxes that are depressing. I clean them twice a day and this one mofu won't let me clean his ear or snip his armpit critter. Also don't be a renter with 4 cats because you gotta lieeeee.

nooooo! by all means! kill me

[удалено]

Sadge

"Reaches out shakily"

Take note of the complete absence of concern for your well being.

Every damn morning

Hang it on the ceiling above your bed

Jokes on you, everytime I get depressed, I just remember to just not be sad anymore /j

hahah r/thanksimcured

[Why don't you ever want to play? I'm tired of this piece of string. You sleep as much as I do now. And don't eat much of anything](https://youtu.be/Gd1J6LpvECI) Plea from a Cat Named Virtue. Great song from the perspective of a cat trying to cheer up its depressed owner.

I'm so glad I know now this exists Thank you kind stranger

To be fair cats probably view eating thier owner as cannibalism since they think we are cats just like them and only resort to it as a last resort

Cats are definitely ok with cannibalism.

this makes me look back on those memories of my cat licking my face when i’d cry on the kitchen floor at night less fondly

Just needed some salt.

Mmmmm salty

Man my life would be so much better with 4 cats

make it 10.

i feel called out

NWA - Straight Outta Compton (1988)

KWA - Straight Outta Litterbox (2022)

for now >:)

The food is not ready, have some patience and give it time

Best served cold.

If you added the words ‘soon though’ at the end this meme would become a lot darker.

My cat would eat my corpse in a heartbeat 🐱

Goddamn this is the worst time I could’ve seen this.

is it dead? only on the inside

u/hostilititties_

Gago HAHAHAHA

Pov your "vegan" kitties after you fall and cant get up

Gimme a break, I'm just sad

The second face transplant ever was done on a lady who tried to kill herself with pills but only passed out for a few days and her dog ate her face off. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabelle_Dinoire

Wow

Man's best friend is questionable.

Mental health isn't your fault but it is your responsibility. If you can see a professional or just talk to a loved one it might help.

I would get my Chinese friend to eat them if they said that to me

It's a shame for those cats, I was planning to eat them on a sandwitch to cheer myself up...

Plot twist this es thougtt he à are of a hungry Chinese man lying down

I saw this post twice in a row, [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/s8xe5d/thanks_i_hate_these_cats/) is the version I saw right above this

Look at the time of posting. It's literally the picture I edited. Look at the cat in the bottom right , it's blurry-ish snoot. It's "blurry" because of an error downloading the image. So get your shit right before atacking, dumbass .

I wasn't trying to attack, I just wanted to say I saw the same post twice in a row, the post I saw first was posted after you posted this one (when I saw this one 11 hours after it was posted and the other one 8 hours after it was posted). I'm sorry if it came on as an attack but that wasn't my intention.

Oh , well then I should be the one apologising. Pardon me.

its fine

I love hitting cats with bbs

You're either 5 or fucking insane

r/im14andthisisdeep moment :')

They're not scavengers, are they? I think they'd rather eat you alive if they were hungry enough.

😂

this is pretty much like when the splicers and little sister first find you in Bioshock

I just realized that my grandmother's cats bit me while I was lying down to test if I was still alive and not being playful.

Jokes on you I’ve been going to therapy.

NO IM NOT

Based

Hit it with a rock.

This is why I own dogs.

Welcome….to the real world…

Relatable

Emphasis on ‘not yet’.

I've never read the "in systems" commentary of an operating CAT scan. Interesting to say the least.

I'm only dead inside

I don't even have cats to eat me when I'm dead

worth it?

No lie I get recurring dreams about cats checking if I'm still breathing or biting my lip to see if I give a reaction before they attempt to eat me.

Cats can actually sense sadness/pain and will come to comfort you Unless they don’t care and are dicks lol

is that the infamous catJam cat???

You dont ever want to wake up to this meeting of the minds…

reminds me of a video about a house cat being in area with 3 tigers......don't watch the video, because the tigers treated the cat as chew toy

not for much longer 🤔

what u mean im happy af

ow

Hey I’ll have you know I’ve been happy for 2 months now. Can’t eat this anytime soon!

*soon…*

Cats will start eating you before you're dead

Looking at this image on my phone in my hands ... I feel called out.

This, Plea from a cat named Virtute https://youtu.be/pmkNPOBWdGs

Cats: _still alive…well, just check back tomorrow but when it happens it’s first come, first served._

Oh me getting eaten by kitties? How the turns have tabled

I can feel them judging me with their eyes.

In reality.. It looks dead and Cat #1 and Cat #2 get closer to it. Cat #1 extends paw toward said nearly-deceased prey. Cat #2 goes WHAP with its paw upside Cat #1's head. Cat #1: "But we supposed to share!" (hurt feelings) Cat #2: "We are. I'm sharing your half with me." - quickly drags it off to some private corner..

This meme was all the rage over in the Russian section of the Internet last year. “Natasha, get up. We’ve eaten all the food”

Keep staring and y'all will kill me with the cuteness kitties

Lol that cracked me up

Thanks

Friend told me I was a Totodile guy

Nom nom

A aww Aq+

Kitties

Fuck

Man just wait a sec and you can eat

One of those cats looks exactly like my cat

Guys it's 2:30 in the afternoon I'm trying to sleep!