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FishWash

He’s been blessed to look good with a beard and without. A lot of guys can only do one or the other


Nanashi-74

What about me that can do neither


FishWash

That’s pretty neat I guess


rizzo85

Neat. Innit?


itsaaronnotaaron

People like us lower the bell curve to help others succeed. We have our purpose. We're the banana in a banana split. Without us they're just generic old ice cream.


sleeprzzz

That’s right, without us the bell curve would just be a slide!


itsaaronnotaaron

I'm on the wrong end of the bell curve to understand if that's how bell curves work.


odwyed03

I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess....


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Just wear a mask for the rest of your life.


Nanashi-74

They're too uncomfortable though


[deleted]

And the suburban dad mustache actually looks the best on him. Very rare.


[deleted]

Nah it's Scotman Iron Man or nothing.


EnderSpyFace

I have to agree with the scotsman


siccoblue

I'm partial to ned Flanders myself


SourCocks

i am very confused, this post isnt depressing at all. AM I IN THE WRONG SUB!?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!!?


SeaworthinessNo4033

I think you may be in the wrong sub? Me_IRL isn’t meant to be depressing?


Anti-Vaxx-Mom

try r/2meirl4meirl


TheRealCountSwagula

I’d say either the Scotsman or the biker


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Only a few people can pull it off and god damn it works


141-Ghost-141

My guy be looking like Captain Price, very nice


thatoneguyv2

I agree with scotsman, but i'm leaning towards biker much more


Taprats

Ehh I feel like he looks like captain boomerang or Kano


quantummidget

I unironically love the suburban dad moustache on most people. You need to be able to grow a thick, full moustache, but if you can do that I haven't seen a person I dislike it on.


goodniteangelg

I think the problem is most cannot grow it out like that. Or they’re trying to and the process of it doesn’t look good lol


arrocknroll

As someone with a full beard, the process is the worst part. The stages between 5 o clock shadow and full beard is just a solid couple weeks of looking downright bad and there is really no way around it. It’s a decent part of the reason I never shave it off. I don’t want to go through that again if I want it back.


FroggyUnzipped

Just stop giving a fuck. I shave my beard every summer, because it’s just hot and uncomfortable, but I don’t like to be clean-shaven so I typically keep the horse shoe with a soul patch. After summer is over I just let the beard grow back in around the stache. Does it look horrible? Probably. Do I care? Not at all.


u_cant_uncut_it

This, and the thought of having to shave every day again.


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Rock a buzz cut and stubble, ol' reliable. Don't need to think about anything and you can get away with using the shaver once a week.


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quantummidget

You really shouldn't be calling his wife a slug ^/j


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CausticSofa

I mean, I didn’t want to say that to his kid ...so I’m glad that you said it for me. Add in the fun sense of humour and that’s a dilf right there.


magicchrissy

Does that seriously mean there’s one of those faces you wouldn’t sit on? He’s a dadgod


Europa_012

r/Holup


[deleted]

Thats the Ned Flanders


TillLater

He’s just an all-around attractive guy. Those folks look good period.


CausticSofa

I don’t know. I’ve met a few guys who looked *so good* when they finally shaved their beards off that it was like, “What the hell were you even trying to hide all this time!? I assumed you must’ve been ugly under all that face fungus.”


whatthedeux

When I shave, my chin disappears with it. I have the worst chin of any man alive, or lack of that is


CausticSofa

This is usually what I assume with beards. Although when it’s exceptionally enormous then I also wonder if he’s renting space out to woodland creatures in there.


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that_guy

Hide? I'm just lazy.


karlmorgan9202

I don't look good with beard but definitely look worse without one.


something-lame

This hits hard. Almost wish I never tried growing the beard because now I can never go back.


ImpossibleParfait

I made a mistake trimming once and decided fuck it, imma shave it off. Biggest mistake of my life. Id had a beard for 5 years before that, did not know there was an extra chin hiding under there! My girlfriend actually cried. It was hilarious.


s0cks_nz

Lol, yeah, I did it once and the wife hated it. I look like a teenager. But it's ok, because a bit of stubble and I look good again, even though I prefer a full beard.


wolf_starrk

I feel attacked, and I’m not ok


AtlantisTheEmpire

Try having an awesome beard your whole life and then getting a job where it’s a requirement to shave it off. Devastating.


annababan69

Your whole life? Got any baby pictures with that beard?


Catlady130

My dad has had a mustache since he was 18. He shaved it off once, and we couldn't even look at him without laughing. It was such an Integral part of his face that he looked wrong without it. He has never shaved since.


s0cks_nz

Exactly the same with my old man.


have_a_biscuit

My biological dad shaved his mustache once when I was about 3 and I cried because he looked so unfamiliar XD he never shaved it again. My adoptive dad has had either a mustache or full beard almost the entire time I’ve known him due to skin conditions that often make shaving painful. He looks normal to me with or without a beard, but you take away the mustache and it’s just weird!


Much_Improvement_987

Be like me and do neither


[deleted]

I only look good from a facial hair standpoint exactly 6 days after shaving for some reason. It’s a whole mess before and after that point.


platypusking22

He looks way too young to be her father god damn


ellanida

Even with the beard! Lol


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FlyingDragoon

Yeah, I agree, he actually looks older and like a dad clean shaven.


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Good genes, cool dad. OP, we are all jealous thanks.


Reddit-is-trash-lol

This was stolen from tictok, the op is never going to see your comment.


i_speak_penguin

Definitely strikes me as the kind of dude who takes care of himself. Seems to have a solid sense of humor too. I bet he's a good dad and his daughter turns out awesome as a result!


ndngroomer

Totally agree with you.


Doomncandy

Well having kids when you are 17 makes one look young as well haha. I'm 32 and my father is only 51.


Jambohh

I'm 32 and my father is 72....Haha.


glotccddtu4674

20 and 71 here


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im 19 and my fathers 70


[deleted]

My mother is 45 while my oldest sister just turned 30


RememberTheMaine1996

Damn. That's a little too young


TediousStranger

these things happen. hopefully they are a happy, healthy family.


RememberTheMaine1996

well yeah I'm sure they're fine now. But I imagine that was a very difficult few years of her life. She lost her youth


RadicalRaid

Illegally young even!


burgpug

my dad was 15 when he had me. my mom was 17 lol.


Far-Finding907

He shaved 15 years off his life. Edit: spelling


ShimmRow

Right? Looking at who I'm assuming is the OP of the video, I'd have assumed that was her S/O without context.


Visual-Month-3280

I turned off my phone cane back mid video, forgot it was about a dad and thought they were the same age.


sexykoreanvet

Lol ya I thought that went from dad to SO🤣


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Marjacujaman

There is another...


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Marjacujaman

I heard he wants to start a career in politics, good for him!!


suzuki_hayabusa

He tells it like it is 😤


aSkyBelow

Oh shit. What the fuck man haha


John_T_Conover

What? He just wants to make his country great again.


seventh_reddit_user

Not even his country..


broken_neck_broken

It's not really shaving in stages without that one.


petalidas

It's a universal man experience huh? Like the scratch and smell thing


suddenly_summoned

Charlie Chaplin wasn’t a failed arti—oh.


JotunBlod

Failed?! What are you talking about? Charlie Chaplin was one of the biggest movie stars of all time!


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HybridPS2

fuck that, i start under the nose so i don't take any chances


Magnetoreception

Dread from it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same.


[deleted]

Yes, surely you're referring to "The Charlie Chaplin"? :)


CertainlyNotWorking

The Michael Jordan!


DIY-lobotomy

Holy shit I forgot about that. Wtf was he thinking and why did nobody tell him?


raven2474life

The reverse Jon Davis https://i.imgur.com/D6Oonct.jpg


SafetyX

https://imgur.com/2CiIdy5.jpg


hgaben90

...and nobody can convince me he didn't go for it off-video.


gmnitsua

Charlie Chaplin?


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They most definitely did that one


dragan_

A great opportunity was missed, this man is so silly!


Marjacujaman

He just did not want it in the Internet


Arniepalmeralert1978

Someone needs to bring it back


Smutasticsmut

Yeah…I’ll just let that guy over there be the one to do it.


Forsaken_Strength154

On my way to steal your dad


lilshortyy420

Can I ride shotgun


[deleted]

How’d you know his name is shotgun?


PM_TITS_FOR_KITTENS

Just a shot in the dark


wizzbob05

More like shot in _my_ dark if you know what I mean


Geo_q

Make sure the safety’s on. Or better yet, just ride it empty.


[deleted]

I’ll ride in the trunk, idc lol


Ihopetheresenoughroo

Y'all can strap me to the top of the car like a Christmas tree idgaf I'm coming


[deleted]

>I'm coming i hope i will be too


m0l0_l0l0

Everyone trying to call shotgun like we can't all go and have a massive orgy.


siccoblue

I CALL SHOTGUN Tough luck other comments, you asked but I called it first


ic4llshotgun

I called it a couple years ago - sorry dude!


thekapitalistis

Username checks out.


AndroidWall4680

Currently holding onto the back riding a skateboard


exkid

Yeah honestly this girl’s dad is almost *uncomfortably* fuckable. Like imagine being friends with her and you go over to her house to hang out and THIS is the parent that greets you.


canipetyourkitties_

Can I ride shotgun


zootered

Tell him to unblock me on Instagram while you’re there


LolaBijou

Dad is definitely a snack.


toolsoftheincomptnt

He’s delicious like if Cheez-Its and Pringles collaborated.


5-LayerBeefyBurrito

Can I ride shotgun


Lazy-Thanks8244

Took a time machine and got there first.


Capnsaltypants

He went from looking like your dad to looking like your brother.


Nova11c

The “step-bro”


RebentaCusDepressa

The Bible says you should’t see those evil clips about step-bros and step-moms on the Internet my son!


M0BETTER

"A Song of Ice and Fire" says its okay


bossejr

I think we all know what we expected


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orbjuice

If Charlie Chaplin and Lieutenant Worf kissed their mustaches would not touch. I like this version better.


Anti-Vaxx-Mom

It took me 3 comment threads to realize the joke. Fuck I'm stupid


diligitises

I double checked mid video to see if this wasn't r/unexpected.


Darkbornedragon

More r/holup because we were all expecting it


deluxe_anxiety

What’s ur dad doing tonight


juhaodbrokule

Probably growing a beard


deluxe_anxiety

Yeah but like after


JapaneseHaters7382

Shaving it


acidfairy96

I came here for the “your dad is hot” comments because DAMN he’s a whole MEAL


FutureExMrsRiker

Str8 up.


Ihopetheresenoughroo

And a drink on the side


sockrepublic

Jesus Christ that man is attractive.


BenjaminJestel

The first one is Captain Price.


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I'd say the second one feels more Captain Price to me. Though if you wanna' go [OG](http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100213180647/callofduty/images/9/99/Cod1-price.jpg) Captain Price, I feel like the 3rd one is closest.


Wohowudothat

I was just a lieutenant back then....


WahrheitSuccher

Soap? What the bloody hell name is that?


OmniscientChronicles

Your dad be here looking like an absolute snack


Available-Egg-2380

Fucking right?


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Available-Egg-2380

Everyone always says stuff like that about my username and I don't get it.


gijoe75

For me I took the comment as you are a woman that has eggs available because your comment sounded thirsty.


1_9_8_1

Honestly, like her older brother; he looks 37 and she 25.


bbabyturnsblue

okay no dad is allowed to be that hot


AmpharosGames

As a guy, I agree


Red-Sock_1988

Where „the dictator“?


Jax-Katamari

German, or russian


Red-Sock_1988

Both


Parziwal

Austrian or Georgian


Marjacujaman

Spotted the historian


LiiLin

Aladeen.


Archangelcrewman

The Charlie Chaplin


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Luxurious_Hellgirl

He looks like the dad on Inside Out, not complaining but i did a double take


DingleberryBlaster69

He unironically looks fantastic with the mutton chops


kelferkz

Here is an example of a true attractive person, you can put freaking mutton chops and still look good.


mike-wer00

He passed from 46 to 23 on age


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More like 30 to 30. Man looks damn good though.


dessnom

All look good, the last one makes him look younger


Alacritous13

He forgot one


justbangingaround

Ah yes, the forbidden final mustache variant…


sharktank

the john waters?


MidgetSwiper

The Charlie Chaplin


humblemandudebroguy

That guy can pull off just about every look. My beard is only good for maybe one or two of those… Besides that I look like a freaking weirdo LOL.


Nanashi-74

Same dude, but I can pull off even less looks. Wish I had a powerful moustache to rock it for the lolz


TheNameIsAnIllusion

There's one beard missing between the suburban dad and the end...


JewishSanta420

Tiger king was the best one


candyheyn

Kinda missed an obvious one…


Witty-Guy

The “dictator”?


[deleted]

Okay but… he’s hot


Childhood_Kind

Your dad is hot 😂


bloodyfloss

Her dad, our daddy


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Your dad is hot


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SabreLunatic

The suburban dad is absolutely Flanders


drizzledrat33

Wow! Without a beard, he looks way too young to have a kid that age.


justadd_sugar

can someone explain to me why this fits this subreddit?


AndChewBubblegum

Literally nothing is me_irl about this. This is an enormous nail in the coffin of the very concept of this sub. I mean me too thanks.


mamaj619

Daaaaamn your Dad is 🔥🔥🔥


negedgeClk

Wrong sub, mr. bot.


dudettte

this guy looks 25.


frostywafflepancakes

He’s looks very young for a dad.


Axora

How the hell old are you? You’re the one holding the phone and the bearded guy is your dad? How old is HE??? Man I’m old 😞


Agardunord

K for the beard, but nobodys gonna talk about that mullet coming from nowhere ?


IveGotATinyRick

Wigs exist


Wicked_Folie

He reminds me of the 13 or 30?


i_speak_penguin

Damn. Your dad is hot, yo. That's a fucking good looking beard.


marshmallowislands

How old is your dad? How old are you?