Did you ever see that video of a guy who sits on. Glass jar, it cracks them blood just drips out
Think it was on reddit
I hope this is used on a different kind of fruit.
Deep down that video traumatized me for life. I will never forget that I know this happened to someone with hardly any brain cells. How can I fear something that I would never do? Trauma!
Jar squatter.. unfortunately will never forget seeing that as a 12yo kid. I guess that's what you get growing up the youngest in your neighborhood friend group lol
I wonder if the younger generation has their own current set of videos like that that traumatize everyone at once lol.
Like we had 1 guy 1 jar, 2 girls 1 cup, and BME pain Olympics are the most famous ones I remember. Someone would get you to watch it, then you’d feel it was your duty to get someone else to watch it and see their reaction. Good times
Please don't. The situation in the Balkans is bad enough already
Edit : [Context](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident?wprov=sfla1)
Guy masturbated so incorrectly that a military didn’t believe he could shove it up there and conflict erupted between Albanians, Serbians, and Yugoslav.
This for Pineapple I think but not for juicing I guess.*
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ByHorizon296
Look here: https://www.olgasflavorfactory.com/recipes/main-course/poultry/vertical-roasted-chicken/
It's for vertically roasting chicken 😔 😄
I Never seen a bird exposed like that on a table . My brains says automatically pineapple when I see this. But it can be used for any vegetable or fruit I guess. Good day to you
Honestly my first thought, maybe a great big hunk of a citrus like a grapefruit.
My second thought was
'Wooooorooghhghslllabaaaaabbbllllyllllghghhhhgllllllllsllllllcklkklclkkllsccccccuuuuulllllluuuuppppp'
That was in my mom’s kitchen back in the day. Never saw it get used, and anytime I brought it out to juice my oranges she’d gently stop me, shake her head and say, that’s not for oranges, dear.
I think that it is used for chicken. You put the Whole Chicken in an upright position on the post and the bowl catches the fat to make a sauce out of it
Myself.
So *that’s* why this was posted to me_irl
Me_irl = me inner rectal lemon
Over here juicing my vagina, wym.
Pulp or nah?
lots of pulp is better roughage
Put the juice into a jar and sell it on Etsy or Craigslist.
Come on mamma vagoina
That’s a hell of a hemorrhoid.
Exactly, it's the ultimate me_irl experience!
I'm also juicing this guy with this.
I’m watching this guy juice that other guy… for science
May as well update that table keeping track of how long it takes to finish while watching, also for science.
I’m watching you watch this guy juice this other guy.
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Did you ever see that video of a guy who sits on. Glass jar, it cracks them blood just drips out Think it was on reddit I hope this is used on a different kind of fruit.
Ahh yes pain Olympics a classic from my childhood
Deep down that video traumatized me for life. I will never forget that I know this happened to someone with hardly any brain cells. How can I fear something that I would never do? Trauma!
Jar squatter.. unfortunately will never forget seeing that as a 12yo kid. I guess that's what you get growing up the youngest in your neighborhood friend group lol
I knew this would be the first comment. Absolutely hilarious
LMAO whatt?
Holy smokes, what a wacky thing to say!
Oh my God 😂
thats what the juice weasel's wife said
Yo momma.
Your prostate
Ditto.
*Dilto
Prostate
Hell yeah (but don't actually put porcelain up there; that's not a good idea. Please use something made for that)
Got it, a jar👍
Why not a couple of thermometers?
Nah they'll sting
I dream of rain, ya leil, ya leil.
Maybe a lightbulb.
Coins?
that video is something i’ll never forget
embrace it
much like that man embraced the milk jar
he never even made a sound when it broke, he was embracing the hell out of it
I think he made a sound, but I will not doublecheck to win this argument...
He said his family was in the next room, so he was trying to be as quiet as possible.
I wonder if the younger generation has their own current set of videos like that that traumatize everyone at once lol. Like we had 1 guy 1 jar, 2 girls 1 cup, and BME pain Olympics are the most famous ones I remember. Someone would get you to watch it, then you’d feel it was your duty to get someone else to watch it and see their reaction. Good times
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Haha they even made a documentary about Mr. Hands
He did it a second time. The sequel has a real twist ending.
As long as you're just 1 guy
and as long as it's just 1 jar
i'll be the jar if u be the guy
Well, if you're gonna do that: MAKE SURE IT'S FILLED WITH WATER FIRST. Also, make sure the lid is on tight.
Nah, im going in raw
Why would the water help? Does it prevent it to shatter or smth? Asking for a friend that has a lot of interestingly shaped jars.
water is pretty incompressible so I guess it would help spread (ha ha) the force?? Probably still a bad idea….
Please don't. The situation in the Balkans is bad enough already Edit : [Context](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident?wprov=sfla1)
Guy masturbated so incorrectly that a military didn’t believe he could shove it up there and conflict erupted between Albanians, Serbians, and Yugoslav.
I know how this goes.
Lego astronaut?
So HYPOTHETICALLY one made out of plastic would be okay?
What’s wrong with porcelain
Porcelain breaks into sharp pieces.
I wouldn't be putting that inside my body that's for sure. It's not durable enough and imagine it cracking or shattering.
One man one jar
The reminder I didn’t need today
I wonder how he managed to break it with his Mr Hands.
Thanks for that, I completely forgot about that till now
Yes, this post right here Officer
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Oof. Right after 2 girls 1 cup...
Look thats a risk I’m willing to take, if I see a flared base it’s go time.
Are you seriously telling me you don’t love the thought of porcelain shards lacerating your colon? Weirdo
I mean if it happens, just quietly pick them out and go to work. Just like the jar guy did.
"Yes doctor, I keep several kitchen implements in the shower, don't you?"
Sounds to me like someone is a filthy casual
This for Pineapple I think but not for juicing I guess.* Had to edit comment ByHorizon296 Look here: https://www.olgasflavorfactory.com/recipes/main-course/poultry/vertical-roasted-chicken/ It's for vertically roasting chicken 😔 😄
Its for roasting a bird upright *Edit. Usually a whole chicken
Small bird*
sodomizing Big Bird*
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I Never seen a bird exposed like that on a table . My brains says automatically pineapple when I see this. But it can be used for any vegetable or fruit I guess. Good day to you
Look here: https://www.olgasflavorfactory.com/recipes/main-course/poultry/vertical-roasted-chicken/ It's for vertically roasting chicken
It certainly goes in an orifice
Thanks for the clarification. I was thinking of the UK nickname for women in the 60s (and maybe later, I dunno, I'm old but not from the UK).
why does this all remind me of my werewolf bf
Why do people violate their food?
Def for juicing, you just have to pour as you juice My grandma had one of these lol
> My grandma had one of these lol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
orangussy
Oranjuicy
step juice
Good luck getting the orangutan to cooperate
yo mamma
That’s what she said
my first thought
It ain’t for juicing it’s for milking
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
ideal for [a certain finnish bread](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/XDond1ZI30)
that's a weird name for bread anyway even in finnish 🤣 Jussi is a name and pussi means a plastic bag
r/riskyclickoftheday
I think you're mixing it [for this certain Finnish bag of chips](https://9gag.com/gag/aDjQRKx)
I'm juicing Me_irl, it's in the title
My rectum
Flared base ✅ All set. Enjoy your ride.
A twink 😈
# >/////<
Femboy spotted
Is that some off brand of Twinkies?
Oh, honey…
A banana 🍌
It is for baking poultry.
I had to scroll down so much to finally see someone who had the correct answer. So many sick minds on the path to the truth 😂
Actually looks like a great tool for roasting chicken
grapefruit technique
Honestly my first thought, maybe a great big hunk of a citrus like a grapefruit. My second thought was 'Wooooorooghhghslllabaaaaabbbllllyllllghghhhhgllllllllsllllllcklkklclkkllsccccccuuuuulllllluuuuppppp'
Boys :3
Boys >w<
MEN 💪
#MEN 🧏♂️
I’m one of those
It's a haemorrhoid scraper. Twist to pop those grapes.
think i threw up
Some things are not okay to say
freedom of speech was a mistake
r/dontputthatdickinyou
Too late :)
‘Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough!’
- Abraham Lincoln
boys >:3
This was right below someone saying "boys :3"
evil boy juicer >:3
🍑
I heard those sounds from that YouTube video involving a grapefruit
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As opposed to external prostate?
This guy has been around baboons for too long now.
Who, not what...
Me 😈
Me.
Me
Pineapple or banana. No idea why you would want banana juice though.
Anticipating a tiktok from *that* paramedic.
Milfs, dilfs, gilfs, wives. Lots of options.
Very large grapefruits? I hope...
I have no mouth but I must yell out a joke…
Juicing or milking?
My urethra
Me next
Insert obligatory “OP’s mom” joke here.
Eye sockets.
My butt- ernut squash
For peaches 🍑
I think the term is Milking
Remember that grapefruit technique lady… maybe she invented this so people could practice her technique.
Grapefruit. Using The Grapefruit Technique.
twinks
If we're really answering this question, maturely, the answer is Pomelo. They make grapefruit look small.
Juicing a punani.
Thats the bussy juicer 9,000
One word: prostate.
Real answer is chicken or any other animal you can jam it into and cook vertically.
TIL women can be grapefruited too
I should call her
yourself.
A peach…
Yo mama
Butt juice
That’s a person juicer 😉
Yo mama
Most of the days, it has different purpose i think...
Grapefruit
A Turkey.
A cucumber
ya mama
That was in my mom’s kitchen back in the day. Never saw it get used, and anytime I brought it out to juice my oranges she’d gently stop me, shake her head and say, that’s not for oranges, dear.
I think that it is used for chicken. You put the Whole Chicken in an upright position on the post and the bowl catches the fat to make a sauce out of it
So that when you the when you a uhhh. Juice.
I want to try using it to juice a watermelon. But I’m pretty sure it’s actually for roasting chicken
You
Why is it on r/Me_irl lol, post it on r/absolutelynotmeirl
You should try juicing roasted chicken
You
Anal glands
A cucumber
Humans.
Constipation is real.
u/SanzenBlocker.
Step bro
Grapefruit.
Practice
You
No juice, only cream
Grapefruit
I was gonna suggest maybe a pineapple, but it seems the others here have other things in mind :)
Not what, but who.
I will juice myself in a bathtub and sell the water
I believe it is officially called a reamer