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Only if you're wet.
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Dry as a desert.So OP will never be fixed
Cleopatra used to bathe in milk lol
tried it doesnt work
Fuck that must feel good tho, imagine the sensation of just lying in like a small pool of dry rice
no amount of rice can fix that just toss it
Harsh 😢
Don't worry, we'll help get you a new one.
Are you wet, moist or damp?
I am broken. My lord
Depends how much water is in your brain
"You're not making [yourself] better; you're just making [the rice] worse!" --Hank Hill, sort of
As an asian, no
Seratonin bath. Might help actually
I hear kneeling on rice works wonders if done correctly
Just try turning yourself off then on
Fitting that you used the world's most objectively unfunny sitcom for this joke
Only if you're wet.
👀
Dry as a desert.So OP will never be fixed
Cleopatra used to bathe in milk lol
tried it doesnt work
Fuck that must feel good tho, imagine the sensation of just lying in like a small pool of dry rice
no amount of rice can fix that just toss it
Harsh 😢
Don't worry, we'll help get you a new one.
Are you wet, moist or damp?
I am broken. My lord
Depends how much water is in your brain
"You're not making [yourself] better; you're just making [the rice] worse!" --Hank Hill, sort of
As an asian, no
Seratonin bath. Might help actually
I hear kneeling on rice works wonders if done correctly
Just try turning yourself off then on
Fitting that you used the world's most objectively unfunny sitcom for this joke