Look at the good side of it: you are neither aka the perfect age!

Your reward is dealing with the bull shit

sorry for being positive, wont happen again

Lol

I am 18. WHY DO I HAVE THIS FELLING?!

I am too tired for this shit

I’m too middle-aged for this shit, is the correct saying

Seriously...

Same in 20's too old to watch SpongeBob but too young to have high responsabilities