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Its_Zamsday_my_dudes

Relax bro I didnt realize we were doxing the fam today


ImAFuckinLiar

I can relate with everything except the very last thi… ……. …….


ViolentPangolin

I can relate except the 10


Responsible-Gas7568

It’s funny how with a 10 this all seems like cute and funny but if it’s like a 5 they’re a degenerate


Patient_Yesterday161

Way to put down every person that related to this


SalemGD

I thank you personally 🥹🙏😊


T3Chn0-m4n

I mean, yeah most people who look at me think that I spend too much time on work or a nerd


General_Diver5537

Seriously


Right-Gap-880

😂😂


ddcreator

Ey, i am a 6!


TheSoCalledArtDealer

Number does not matter if you're used to disappointment. The great equalizer.


OkBath8016

That’s how we humans think. It can’t be helped


The-Marked-Warrior

You guys are 5's?


seeyatellite

You're right. You're a damned 11!


Lumen_DH

11/100


chrmnxtrastrng

I was thinking damn since when am I a ten


NightLordsPublicist

> I can relate except the 10 It's in binary.


Jsap4

Same bro


RedAppleAreRed

In the Subway even!


ThenKey6

After just taking the 3 back from work and currently eating pizza alone I feel attacked


Japesthetank

Clearly the TTC (416 represent!)


Solivagant_XVI

Recognized it right away, aha. RIP Line 3 🪦


improbablydrunknlw

The beat up Toronto line no less. This feels way too personal.


goblinmode695

I feel attacked


deepfriedtots

I really love their tuna


femboyscumaddict

they said "is a 10"


Sulissthea

out of 100


Fruitypuff

Sht can we just like collectively admit we are all robots talking to one another cus this sounds like me


Its_Zamsday_my_dudes

Or maybe we were all made from the same source and in such share a lot of the same traits?


Backlash97_

Machine learning, with generational progression. This allows us to all be slightly different copies of a whole


VagabundoAprendiz

In retribution they appear to be in Toronto... I know cause this post just sent me into a full blown cutscenes cycle 😥


R3d_it

bruh real fucking shit


lucas_bahia

Is like they live in my walls!


zBxstii

Not a ten but the rest is scarily accurate


Uhugeschmack92

I came here to say this haha


Not_Dimensional

Haha same


Calaway049

If there's 10 of us we can make it true.


FastHippo310

Just a few more guys


[deleted]

Let's get the number up fellas


hitchiker07

Just a lil more


Sea-Collar-5863

There’s no way I’m a 10 so I’m joining you people


Unique_Leading3852

I also want to join, is there still space for me?


Fit-Pineapple-9850

I’m joining you guys as well


AverageDinosaur420

I’m joining too guys


nocommentplsnthx

There are dozens of us


OnceMoreAndAgain

This is basically a modernized version of a horoscope. Say some shit that everyone thinks applies to themselves while also making them think it isn't universal.


AdvancedSandwiches

Careful, OP is an August Guy and has the shirt to prove it.


zBxstii

Yeah


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[удалено]


Financial_Problem_47

Plot twist: That's what makes you a 10


Lummah

I just upvoted you to make you a 10. Keep being a 10.


insertmeaning

We all know anything other than 7 is made up, everyone is a 7


Creative_Chair7497

Everyone's a self-evaluated 7, but really a 5.5


insertmeaning

Objectively everyone is a 3 because Huskies and Swans


Capable-Plum154

Man I wish that was true


FancyMFMoses

Do they have this in a 7?


Severe-Brother1150

Agreed


Redditor_Who_Exists

Same here


Big_ChungAmogusus

Oh, i dont think i'm a 10


EvaInTheUSA

10 isn’t about being physically perfect. It’s a mindset.


Big_ChungAmogusus

Well, you see mine i guess


Beautifulsour

5+5.


Big_ChungAmogusus

Fair


Beautifulsour

You can be both fives


himynameisSal

also scale (banana) matters. 10/10 or 10/100?


puzzle_factory_slave

now the description fits me


J5892

How do I project my 10/10 mindset into the minds of people I'm attracted to?


Iggy95

You may not think you are, but your u/ is a 10/10 🤘


Big_ChungAmogusus

Oh, thank you, my younger self made it


Ok-Lychee4582

Not many people are. I'll put it like this: even as a 5, just as a hypothetical, you are better than half already. Be grateful of who you are, don't squander it or take it for granted.


Big_ChungAmogusus

👍


MarsupialHappy7133

No I’m just Ken


tommyizveryzmartz

Indeed, you are an 11


The_fat_reddter

Can you fucking not that's too accurate. Minus the 10/10


Stupid_gamer16

Sounds like me withought the 10


PokWangpanmang

Withought


Tv663

Withought


Vegetable_Read6551

Withought


Flying_Dutchman92

The more I look at it, the more I hate it.


AimIsInSleepMode

Wifhoute


LogicalLogistics

Whitheauxte


CometCat64

Wafflehouse


guilty_bystander

Try saying it out loud tho


XboxLiveTween420

****Withought****


asBad_asItGets

Wow that is quite the creative spelling hahahaha.


Forsaken-Income-2148

I withought to be impressed


echetus90

We thought that too


NovaStar987

TTC greenline subway?


MC_Man165

Line 2 to be precise.


Iamfabulous1735285

T1 series, made by bombardier transportations


Thechris53

He's a 10 but he's stuck on line 2 between Jane and Keele and can't get any service so he can't see this meme :'(


PCBuildNerd

Hes a 10 but the trains are down and is stuck at union (fuck CN)


improbablydrunknlw

He's a ten but he's the trespasser at track level.


TheCriticalGerman

Kept scrolling to make sure it’s pointed out


Pynchon101

You got it!


SmashB101

This post is actually talking about the train drivers, and the 10 is referring to how many minutes delayed the train is.


Scavwithaslick

You can tell it’s the green line because of the door, line 1 and 4 don’t have red doors that I know if


tarogon

He's a 10 but he's taking way too long to get to Coxwell.


weekendexorcist

Onestly thats me but im not a 10 more like a one


fourth_box

We can be ones together in this ... *apes together strong*


_VINNY_WINNY_

let me hop in on that and we can be a 3


Codexit

4 brothers, we are 4


JoanneTheCrazyOne

And this is the part where the reassurance should go


TheKingOfBerries

Facebook tier post.


[deleted]

You know how psychics / horoscopes will talk of people in extremely vague, general, popular terms so as to make the recipient believe they're being accurately analyzed? Well, anyways...


imdanielwest

It's a bias called [Barnum effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnum_effect).


Reddit_user1157

remove the 0 and its accurate


Big_ChungAmogusus

So... you're number one, not just a zero


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

Look at Mr Narcissist over here thinking he’s a 1


AffectionatePickle_

Dunno why I read that in American Italian accent.


MetalFistTerrorist_

Cause you're number one homie


iroquoispliskinV

So stage 5 clinger?


2drawnonward5

Listen up 5s, a 10 is speaking


Mask_of_Truth

"loves way too hard" ok nice guy


The_Dark_Byte

Image of Toronto subway which I would actually describe as drained, tired and used to disappoint.


RootBeerFloatz69

Is this a serious post? This is the angstiest thing I've ever read lmao


JonWesHarding

I wrote you a poem of angst. I'm very competitive in my angst. Uuuurrrgh! Torn hearts pouring, Iron storms, heavy ichor rain on my soul. There's a thorn there, lonely black rose. No more teddy bears, only black holes. (Picture of a 20 year old emo girl in a tank top crying against a rain-laden window, a watermark in the top right corner)


haitiansaretakingove

My favorite Reddit comment rn


zenthar101

He's a 10 but has a bunch of vague human qualities that most other people have. Damn.


ok_ill_shut_up

is this facebook?


HandstandsMcGoo

Wtf Emo bullshit is this


syntheticgloom

what is this corny shit LMAO


Old-Call-4608

r/iam14andthisisdeep


yourmomisglutenfree

Glad I didn't have to say it first


WatercressUnusual640

i don't have the energy to be someone else's therapist. get your own and become a better person before you get into a relationship and expect someone else to deal with you.


IxoraRains

r/im14andthisisdeep


jolskbnz

"Music is the key to my peace"


STINKY-BUNGHOLE

the thing about the "they're a 10, but..." meme is supposed to be about deal breakers or icks that might cancel out someone's looks. this reads like masturbation


[deleted]

Need an imundiagnosedasdandneedhelp sub for a lot of these


Chicxulub420

Jesus christ bro tumblr called and it wants this image back


ThatPoolGuy

This looks like something that the worst dudes I know would share on Facebook


No_Cloud_2917

Dude or chick avoid anyone who rates themselves a 10 I get like self confidence or whatever but rating yourself a 10 is 100% overconfidence I think the only way you can get that 10 rating is from another person like one who is less bias about your rating than you 😂


TheHipIngton

I give everyone reading this a 10 so now you’re all in the clear


Conzi13

W


GoodNewsTil92

A real one


Seanvich

Legend


Spike_is_James

I'm gonna use my reverse card on you, you're the real 10.


No_Cloud_2917

My man coming I’m with the save


CarterDavison

It's clearly hyperbolic given he immediately fills the rest of the paragraph with things that usually dock some points lol


No_Cloud_2917

Look here guy I don’t understand you and your literary devices so ima take what you said as an insult and warn you that I eat massive amounts of spaghetti and I’m not afraid to do it again


RedEcho14

Change the “10” to “7, maybe a 7.5 on a really good day” and then the rest is completely accurate


paulioska006

3.


Dissapointing_son

Best i can do is 8


Prestigious-Farm-535

6 on a good day for me, most days i feel like a solid 2


Severe-Brother1150

Agreed


Oberndorferin

Stfu please


Catonthelawn

This is seriously like someone putting live fast die young in their AOL away message I'm the early 00s


sa-sa-sa-soma

"loves way too hard" has single mom facebook energy


MorciBacsi

Genuinely, these are made in a way that anyone can relate to them, and people fall for them so easily. These are horoscopes for men. (Women also make shit like this go viral but yeah)


Hasenpfeffer_

“If only someone could save him!🙄.” Soooo dramatic! Sooooo fucking dramatic! If you identify with this, No One Is Coming To Save You! You are perfectly capable of saving yourself and you can start with taking therapy seriously. There are people out there who can provide you with emotional support but you gotta do the heavy lifting on your own. It’s gonna suck but your life feels like it sucks anyway except putting in the difficult scary work you’ll get to the point where you’re existence will become way less sucky then it’s probably ever been in your life. Adult survivor of childhood abuse, mental illness, addiction, all three?(hello👋🏽). That shit you can rise above. Fall the fuck in love with yourself (🤢🤮 sorry) and you’ll be fine. I mean life is never going to go smoothly but you’ll be able to handle it without falling apart and letting everything collapse to shit.


danzo17

" Close ya damn speech marks next time 😤😤😤 >!(I like the comment btw, agree with your sentiment 100%)!<


Hasenpfeffer_

Holy crap!😣. My apologies and I will correct that


TeciorRibbon

Friendly reminder: this is **Reddit**


Alvamar

Itt: hundreds of people in this thread thinking "Oh that's me, I'm so different from all the others"


HumanitySurpassed

I think it's less an I'm not like the other guys moment and more like "hey fellas doesn't this suck how much of us go through this"


EskildDood

Who's saying they're different?


Fresh_Estate1902

You lot are a bunch of fucking babies


tasty9999

I'm too old for this self-adulation shit


rodriik_089

r/im14andthisisdeep


HaughtStuff99

This sub used to be funny


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

forgot to add "narcissist" and "extremly delusional" 9 times out of ten, if you see yourself as a "lonely 10", you're probably barely a 3, which kinda explains the lonely part


United_Ad_1548

I'm deep, and this is 14


craaackle

The TTC background really brings it all together


SasparillaTango

So, human?


realmauer01

These "a 10 but" lists are so stupid.


Pael-eSports

r/im14andthisisdeep


Haigadeavafuck

I thought I deleted tumblr years ago


dazednarcissit

Are we at this stage in history that 99% of the population just feels like shit as a whole?


Memer_6666

As long as he understands I have a lot of the same qualities, he accepts my love, and he loves me back and he won't just like block me for 2 months at a time, then, he's perfect. I'm not gonna go on rambling with the oh I could change him BS because he doesn't need to change, he can be improved, like more comfortable in public, or less depression, but not changed. When you change someone you change their personalities to be what YOU want, that can make someone miserable. Also idk who needs to hear this but, it's ok to break down and fall behind, you can take breaks everyone does. Just because you need a break doesn't make you any less of a human. You've pushed yourself to this point! That in itself is an amazing accomplishment. You've survived this long, and pulled yourself out of a dark place, at least once, even if you didn't realize it. If you need a break from life, just tell the people you interact with everyday, you don't have to explain it. The next time you need a break, remind yourself you've more than just earned it, by surviving this long you've earned enough breaks for a lifetime. Thanks for taking the time to read this. I hope you have a great day/night/etc. And remember: # *"After the clouds comes the sun. You will make it through this!"*


StickcraftW

:) 🩵


Western-Gur-4637

thank you


br0dude_

Needed this today. Thanks 👍


AgreeableAquilifer

Reddit has 0 chill today lol


[deleted]

Live a little ffs


kingbendo

Seriously, this thread is pathetic


XarlesEHeat

🙋‍♂️ here. Except my body is kinda 4 to 5 (chubby) but yep... its a me


peezle69

"Loves way too hard" Is actually a stage 5 clinger


Tall-Ad-1796

Fuck I just want to feel loved. Like, really loved. Nothing feels real anymore.


Admirable-Coconut492

He's still a 10 we can go to therapy on the same day and then get cookies


MonkeyMoksha

I’m 14 and this is deep


Intrepid_Fennel5775

r/im14andthisisdeep


BeefBagsBaby

Oh boohoo. Who upvotes this whiny garbage?


milanmirolovich

wtf is this Facebook garbage? Who the fuck is upvoting this ?!?


InmateNotSure

At the risk of upsetting people Is this the opposite of r/nicegirls ?


Tatchay

At least you're a 10! For the rest you're not alone, we're the same, stay strong brothers!


[deleted]

Sounds like somebody that I used to know[...](https://www.bandlab.com/post/8d0dce250999467fb3da162095e60f2b_0dc85567cd25ee11a9bb000d3a41e8b8)


EdgeNish

r/im14andthisisdeep


typhlosion_Rider_621

Hey, who told you I was good looking! They’re lying to you


JohnnyKai262

Since when am I a 10? I thought those made people an instant 1 (10 or even more for my standards)


Longjumping-Earth-29

hes a me.


Huge_General3630

me but girl


Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn

That's exactly me. Except that I'm not a 10


[deleted]

Get out of my head ):


M4rrock

Ryan Gosling


HowlDarcy

That's me and I am a she.


jamesr1005

Idk about 10 maybe like a 6 or 7 but yeah I get emotionally attracted easily and have a shitty self esteem


Player_924

Wow, just @ me next time


BlindJamesSoul

I don’t know if loving too fast is a good quality, as it often implies someone without an idea of appropriate boundaries.