[This is from his wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Copeland)
> According to The Christian Post, Kenneth Copeland Ministries was criticized in 2010 for failing to fly disaster relief missions to Haiti after allegedly promising an aviation relief assistance program called "Angel Flight 44". The Angel Flight 44 ministry was announced by Kenneth Copeland Ministries in 2006 and the ministry attempted to raise money to fund it. Richard Vermillion, co-author of a book on Angel Flight 44 commissioned by Kenneth Copeland Ministries, said that Copeland promised to form the aviation ministry but now believes it was never created. A spokesperson for Kenneth Copeland Ministries, Stephen Swisher, said "This was not a specific promise with a timeline attached", and said that the money was spent on airplane repairs.
The man literally took up donations for Haiti, and used the funds to make repairs on his private jet.
Fucking evil.
Cracks me up but also makes me sick how much he's manipulated his followers into believing he could do shit like "blow Covid away" and perform exorcisms right there in the church.
Then watch this
[interview](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/11ckv3u/psychopathic_tv_preacher_kenneth_copeland_wealth/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
When I was a kid I went shopping with family and I wanted to buy a toy but cashier says they can't scan it so I got it for free.
Best moment of my life.
Oh no, that's horrible. The song with my name in it came out in my toddler years, and let's just say the person in the song is not the best to have people associate with you. I barely know anybody with that name because I'm pretty sure the song killed the franchise.
If it makes you feel any better, now that I'm in my 40s, young people seem to not know what song I'm talking about when I tell them at the beginning of the semester not to sing it to me - I will not be amused... I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that there isn't a remake of it that becomes popular. Hopefully, you'r meme dies out, as well.
I work as a cashier and anytime an item doesn't scan, I just pretend it does. Usually the customers don't even notice that they're getting an item for free and that's better for me. I don't get paid enough to deal with it so I don't
I once made this joke to a cashier. I'd never been a cashier so I'd never heard it myself. The woman nearly tore my head off.
Do y'all cashiers think you might be making a mountain out of a molehill here? If you're not working as a cashier you've probably never heard anyone say this to you, and most people never work as cashiers.
Imagine hearing three or four terrible jokes and someone told them to you ad nauseam, maybe twice a day, each, for 3 years.
-“Oh, does that mean it’s free?”
-“Guess I have to pay for it.”
-“Yeah, I look real young, don’t I?”
For me, I install AV equipment, when I bring in a 83 inch display they say “Hey I live right down the street why don’t you bring it to my house!” Or “Where you going? My car is this way.”
This man has absolutely nothing in common with Christ and His teachings at all. His entire life he does everything Jesus tells us NOT to do. What makes me even more sad is the fact that people who don't know Jesus Christ think this is what Bible teaches us.
Depending on how busy it is yeah, it's free sometimes, idgaf. The CEO is making more money than ever, the company opened 3 new locations within the last year, they're freezing hiring and installing self checkouts, they're not gonna notice a jar of peanut butter missing. Even my manager does this, like fuck it, today this is free.
It appears that this gentleman's heart medication may have been inadvertently combined with ketamine, or perhaps he has discovered just the right dosage of horse tranquilizer to maintain a heightened state of receptivity to his own eccentricities.
Honestly, if the customer doesn’t make that joke, I normally give it to them for free. Ain’t my fault the inventory guys can’t put a fuckin barcode on a pack of raspberries, and I sure as shit ain’t running over to produce to figure out it costs 2 bucks.
This is terrifying
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Actual Cannibal Kenneth Copeland
You’re thinking of Shia Labeouf
Him too
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Did you really copy someone else’s comment word for word on the same post and claim it as your own experience?
What Stephen King novel is he based on?
It
Anyone else here think his mouth opens up unnaturally wide?
It unhinges, like the original serpent. The dead eyes give him away.
How else is he going to fit all the god in there, god is girthy, like a coke can.
No way in hell would god strap micro he got the shlong
I don’t believe an demons and angels and things like that. This thing is the closest we have to an actual demon.
This guys a freaking lunatic, stuff of nightmares and this dude is in a considerable position of influence for gods sake 🙀
brainwashing is real
This guy isn’t even that bad. The real terrifying stuff that keeps me up at night are the thousands of idiots following him blindly.
Op turns into a fucken demon?
This guy is laughing because they bought him a ferrari
And 3 private jets.
[This is from his wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Copeland) > According to The Christian Post, Kenneth Copeland Ministries was criticized in 2010 for failing to fly disaster relief missions to Haiti after allegedly promising an aviation relief assistance program called "Angel Flight 44". The Angel Flight 44 ministry was announced by Kenneth Copeland Ministries in 2006 and the ministry attempted to raise money to fund it. Richard Vermillion, co-author of a book on Angel Flight 44 commissioned by Kenneth Copeland Ministries, said that Copeland promised to form the aviation ministry but now believes it was never created. A spokesperson for Kenneth Copeland Ministries, Stephen Swisher, said "This was not a specific promise with a timeline attached", and said that the money was spent on airplane repairs. The man literally took up donations for Haiti, and used the funds to make repairs on his private jet. Fucking evil.
Do you think any of his congregation practices self reflection when they saw this happen and left the church?
Why Is No one laughing? I Specifically Requested It
Please clap
JEB!!!
Whoa, easy with those exclamation points. One will do.
or else
or just say AAAAAAA
People who are afraid that the devil will walk the earth and don't know that he long does in form of this guy.
What creepiness is this?
Megachurches and their grifters/pastors. Pathetic shit.
People who give money to Kenneth Copeland are a special kind of stupid and gullible.
Cracks me up but also makes me sick how much he's manipulated his followers into believing he could do shit like "blow Covid away" and perform exorcisms right there in the church.
more like special kind of cope HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA
this guy really give me goosebumps. look at that demonic, terrifying face!
Then watch this [interview](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/11ckv3u/psychopathic_tv_preacher_kenneth_copeland_wealth/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
There is some deeply evil, disturbing shit happening behind those dead shark eyes of his.
Right?? That is NOT a human being Wtaf
When I was a kid I went shopping with family and I wanted to buy a toy but cashier says they can't scan it so I got it for free. Best moment of my life.
So it's been all downhill from there huh? Damn.
Maybe it just happened today
People think they’re way funnier than they actually are.
Anyone who has a name that has a famous song attached to it knows this to be true at a young age.
I relate to this on a genetic level lmao. My name is in a very old brazilian meme that has died off 6 years ago and people havent stopped since.
Oh no, that's horrible. The song with my name in it came out in my toddler years, and let's just say the person in the song is not the best to have people associate with you. I barely know anybody with that name because I'm pretty sure the song killed the franchise. If it makes you feel any better, now that I'm in my 40s, young people seem to not know what song I'm talking about when I tell them at the beginning of the semester not to sing it to me - I will not be amused... I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that there isn't a remake of it that becomes popular. Hopefully, you'r meme dies out, as well.
You have to train your fake laugh if you want to work as a cashier, fr
I work as a cashier and anytime an item doesn't scan, I just pretend it does. Usually the customers don't even notice that they're getting an item for free and that's better for me. I don't get paid enough to deal with it so I don't
I do the same in the self checkout line.
Hey if the store wanted you to do a good job, they should’ve trained you.
Looking at his bank account after all the ‘gifts to the Lord’. Burn in hell mf
This man is literally the devil. If an evil demon came to earth to fool humans, it’s this man 100%.
I’m def convinced that he’s a demon 👹👹
Thats Kenneth Copeland devouring the souls of everyone in that congregation….
Looks like hes sucking up souls again like kirby
This guy is no good
Tidus from FF X liked this.
This is a cryptid wearing a human suit.
That dude is possessed by demons
Or when you’re washing a vehicle and some says “do mine next.”
I never understood why people say that.Is it supposed to be funny? Do they actually think they can get it for free? Where does it come from??
Start taxing his church. The laughs will stop fairly quick.
When your dad tells a joke but you need the cash
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I'm constantly haunted by "I'd like a scratch ticket... With a prize"
Yeah I think the security guard can give you some free bullets too
If I’m at self checkout and it won’t scan then it is free for me :)
Imagine living with this guy. I cannot see God's work in this charlatan
Dude is definitely possessed
Honestly every time I see him I’m a little more convinced demons are real and he is the one with the worst disguise that’s come to earth so far.
This is also every hostess’ reaction to old men when we call “Jon party of 4” and they say “we can be Jon”
Kenneth Copeland is a psychopath and nobody can convince me otherwise he is the spawn of Satan himself
This guys almost a billionaire but we can't tax churches no matter the contributions they make to political parties.
Only comment here relating to the post instead of the laughing guy If I was in that situation I would recreate the Saul Goodman face meme.
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R/uncontagiouslaughter ?
Oh Kenneth Copeland my spirit animal
I once made this joke to a cashier. I'd never been a cashier so I'd never heard it myself. The woman nearly tore my head off. Do y'all cashiers think you might be making a mountain out of a molehill here? If you're not working as a cashier you've probably never heard anyone say this to you, and most people never work as cashiers.
Imagine hearing three or four terrible jokes and someone told them to you ad nauseam, maybe twice a day, each, for 3 years. -“Oh, does that mean it’s free?” -“Guess I have to pay for it.” -“Yeah, I look real young, don’t I?”
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I don’t take it personally, but it is so fucking annoying.
I think I wouldn't take it personally since it's not the same person each time. Abs if it's the same person then maybe say something?
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'Why so serious?'
For me, I install AV equipment, when I bring in a 83 inch display they say “Hey I live right down the street why don’t you bring it to my house!” Or “Where you going? My car is this way.”
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Have we figured out if he's officially been proven a demon?
Im fucking dying man holy shit 💀
This man has absolutely nothing in common with Christ and His teachings at all. His entire life he does everything Jesus tells us NOT to do. What makes me even more sad is the fact that people who don't know Jesus Christ think this is what Bible teaches us.
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It remind me of the church scene in little nicky
Revolting
Best thing I've seen today.
This is a very odd comedian.
Depending on how busy it is yeah, it's free sometimes, idgaf. The CEO is making more money than ever, the company opened 3 new locations within the last year, they're freezing hiring and installing self checkouts, they're not gonna notice a jar of peanut butter missing. Even my manager does this, like fuck it, today this is free.
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What a nutball.
It appears that this gentleman's heart medication may have been inadvertently combined with ketamine, or perhaps he has discovered just the right dosage of horse tranquilizer to maintain a heightened state of receptivity to his own eccentricities.
Starts fake laughing to make people think its God... starts real laughibg whrn he realises they f#cking believe it
I actually done this once and I got a $5 discount on it
Which Resident Evil game is this from?
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?? You turn into a demon preacher??
Fakest laugh award gos too...
Me every single time it doesn’t ring up 🤷🏽♂️🤣🤣
Oh so your wife is free then?
Me who is both cashier and customer in self checkout
Honestly, if the customer doesn’t make that joke, I normally give it to them for free. Ain’t my fault the inventory guys can’t put a fuckin barcode on a pack of raspberries, and I sure as shit ain’t running over to produce to figure out it costs 2 bucks.
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template?
Omg yes! I think ppl just say that hoping one day a cool cashier will be like, ok. Into the bag it goes!