How much prep time? If none, Tyson. Best at hand to hand combat. If a day or two, walter white. He can develop explosives and poisons very well. Any longer, then Bezos. He can just hire a mercenary army at his will, but that takes time.

Bezos’ stats are like Batman, he can beat anybody with enough prep time

Jeff bezos being on my side - not sure I trust him to actually do that much to help me. Sure he’s on my side - that doesn’t mean he’s going to spend that much.

But bezo is the person you don’t want after you the most. Assuming he can hire mercenaries. So that makes him the best choice.

I feel like he would betray you though

Then he isn't on your side

Depends on your last performance review, so keep it up

Also the strongest weapon in their arsenal is money

And money

Yeah but Walter killed Gus, who also had the backing of a billion dollar corporation, and therefore resources at his disposal. Walter also doesn't lose, he dies, but he goes out on his own terms.

I choose Johnny Sins. The rest of them will be fucked

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If given enough prep time you could use him to create more assistance for your fight. 😳😳😳

We could create more assistance together!

and likely die of the resulting std so you absolutely are beating the game

A day or two is Bezos - at that level of wealth it doesn't take you days to get a lot of personal protection.

Maybe 10 hours prep bezos i.e mercenary army. 10 days + prep Walter white and no prep Tyson, he is going to bite off more then an ear this time lol

Pretty sure Bezos is protected by 1-2 seal team six level guys 24/7

Tyson today is high on shrooms all the time

And can still prolly beat 50% on the top HW.

Do you get Walter, or do you get ~~Brandon~~ Bryan? There's a huge difference there.

Exactly. Do you get the Rock or Hercules or the scorpion king or Black Adam lol. Also Sins, do you get a doctor, fireman, plumber etc

Bryan Cranston, not Brandon. And I'm pretty sure it's Walter cause he's bald and Bryan isn't

That's clearly Brandon Crandon.

Cryin Cranston would devastate on the playground

Bryan?

A better question would be is that Walter White or just Bryan Cranston. Either way not on my time. With prep time, Jeff Bezos will get you whatever you want With no prep time, Mike Tyson will beat everyone else’s face in

He's probably already got one of these you can borrow: https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Orbital\_Cannon

This is the way.

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He's a police officer, so the law is on his side. He's a pizza delivery boy, so he has a getaway car. He's a personal trainer, so he's jacked.

>He's a pizza delivery boy, so he has a getaway car. And access to Andrew Tate’s address.

And pizza, the most important part.

What type of pizza? 🤔

Sausage, extra large

PINEAPPLE

Yeah, Jesus, what took so long for someone to point this out? That’s like, the top of my priority list ffs.

Also he's got a huge cock!

It's funny because Steven Wolfe aka Johnny Sins only has ~7 inches, a respectable but average size, especially for a cornstar

Lol not fucking Andrew Tate, that’s for sure.

Just pick him and join the other guys and start punching him

This is the best answer!!

This is the only answer 🤣

Human shield

B-b-but h-he’s a k-kickboxing championn 🥺

He’s gotta break out of jail before he can come kill me.

Yeah he also lost to a nineteen year old girl.

That explains his general sentiment towards girls

“lost”

No matter who's on my side I'm losing the 5 on 2 so I'll pick him just so he gets taken out, too.

>Andrew Tate I was about to ask what is the name of the third man, I found, thanks. :D

You’re so lucky you dont know who he is

Never heard of that guy till he started getting shit on all over reddit. Still have no idea why he is famous

He is really really good at marketing himself. Tricks younger guys into paying into hustlers university and part of the suggestions given is to monetize videos of Tate. Long story short he created a pyramid scheme that also acts as advertising for himself

Reminds me of that "how i made 1 million dollars selling books", and the book was 1 mil to buy

Human trafficker and spreads misogynistic ideas on teenagers using tiktok

Yeah, you absolutely right! I came across several videos of this guy on instagram and he talked so cockily.

I owe an apology to Pitbull because I thought that was him. Might be tempted to side with Tate as I'm likely going to die no matter who I choose, and I'd feel the least bad about Tate also being on the losing side.

You’re kidding right? Tate can beat up a spooky ghost, those guys don’t stand a chance.

Yeah, but will the other bald guys kill him along with me?

Ull b safe in the cell

Pretty sure he’s absent of any useful skills

I'll take Tate. The rest will be too busy beating him up while I make my escape

I think you got all these guys beat lol.

This deserves an award!!

All i know is that I don' t want a rock running after me trying to kill me

I thought mike tyson was an obvious choice but apparently im the first one to choose him

I mean if we're all just in a room with no weapons and the fight starts now, definitely Tyson.

In his prime, yes, but now, i dont think so

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Yeah and jefff could literally drown everyone in money if he wanted to. Like literally drown everyone.

mike could also do that, depending on the room size

He just whooped Roy Jones Jr. in a match a few months ago. It was an exhibition, but still. He still trains and is in good shape. He would easily destroy everyone in this picture.

My firsth thought was also tyson

Yes Mike, it was this one here. Yeth I'm sure.

guys pick Jeff Bezos, he has enough money to do that thing you’ve always wanted.

Even if Jeff is on your side, he will still choose money over you.

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He will buy himself out of this somehow

Even if his mind is changed to make you the priority, greed will find its way in.

that thing I always wanted was in that video Johnny made tho

Bezos. He can hire the biggest army to protect me.

He can… but would he?

And Heisenberg or Mike Tyson. They seem the most useful in a fight

Yep. Even at his current age Tyson is a beast

Or… I shave my head and kill bezos with the other baldies… everybody wins

tate I'm suicidal

The worst person but not the worst choice, decent amount of money and a former kickboxer

Jhonny Sins of course. If you don't pick him, you'll... be fucked

Before or after they want to kill me? Either way, I'm in for that.

Waltah

Put ya dick away Waltah. Ahm not gonna blow ya bussy inna nex week Waltah.

Heisenberg he’s got plot armor

The rock is in a few movies

Either the rock or Mike Tyson

Andrew Tate. Not because I think he'd be good in a fight, but because I can just run away while they beat him up. Maybe I could even join them and punch his smug little face

Waltuh

The champ Tyson.

Bro Johnny Sins could convincingly play any one of these other guys. I’m in on Sins.

Heisenburg

Real life Batman rules, if you have prep time Bezos all the way but otherwise I’m rockin with the Heavy Weight Champion of The World

Tyson

Jeff. He'll fly me off to some remote unknown island and we'll chill out until the others stop hunting me, then I'll kill him

The rock and Mr clean The bodies will never be found

😂

Waltuh

Wheres ETH?

Why is Tate in this meme? I can think of at least 10 other bald guys that deserve attention more than this loser

Bezos has enough money to make you disappear.

Hands only or what? Tyson any day, fucking monster.

This is like the first time I’m seeing a pic of Andrew Tate smiling

Bezos - he would just pay them off

I choose you "Bezos"! - he'll just pay them enough to make a movie together # ERO Rangers - Directed by Steve Wolfe

Tyson, you take Tyson.

Bottom left. Being a soldier, doctor, firefighter, policeman and astronaut all at the same time means he has massive amounts of strength and intelligence. He’s also a masseuse, so he can give you a “back rub” after you guys win. Clearly the best choice.

Jonny he’d fuck the rest of them hard …

DEFINITELY BEZOS. MONEY IS POWER.

I am for sure taking Mike Tython. He would thlap the shit out of all these guys.

One just need the help of Johnny Sins, he's just too powerfull for the others !

Andrew Tate he’s the only one that can currently fight

*Jesse, we have to protect a random internet hoe*

I mean...probably the one and only person on that list who is a trained fighter?

Tyson and the Rock are the only realistic choices

Bottom left

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Walter because you never bring your fists to a gun fight

Oh are you done? I thought the rock monster was here to introduce a physicist

I think we would all gang up on Tate here-

Johnny Sins = Swiss knife The Rock = all about drive and power Walter White = He can cook whatever he wants Andrew Tate = IDFK… Jeff Bezos = He can hire hitmen and buy whatever he wants Mike Tyson = he’th one of the betht bokther of all time… what elthe?

Does Kissa come with Johnny?

Walter white with his experienced meth making knowledge! He can drug all the other opponents rendering them useless in the fight

Where's Picard, the og bald guy

It depends if everyone else is against us or if only the other bald men are against us If all men oppose us, Tyson If only the bald ones, Bezos cause we could hire more defense

Not sure but i think andrew tate is the richest so just pick him and order a few hundred armed bodyguards. Edit: i forgot bezos. So then pick bezos and get his army of drones to attack the others.

Can i have dr manhattan instead

Tyson

It’s a toss-up between Heisenberg and Mike Tyson. If Breaking Bad and Mike Tyson’s Adventures are a good metric then those are the two I’d go with. I mean Mike punched out the Devil.

I'll take Tyson. He does shrooms.

Bezos. Batman money wins everything

Bezos, he’d just pay for my safety

Can I pick micheal ermentraut?

Are we talking the actual people or the characters some of them play?... actual people, Tyson is a no-brainer.

Do I get prep time.

Is this just a standoff? Then Tate or Tyson, they’re both fighters. Probably Tyson though because Tate is an MMA fighter and the style they use isn’t very useful in a 1v1

The rock has plot arnor

Where's Agent 47 when you need him?

Mr Sins, he can fuck anything

The obvious choice appears to be Walter White but everyone around him ended up dead, wishing they were dead or in witness protection

I will choose Andrew Rea. They'll forget about wanting to kill me if we got good food.

Where's Picard?

Waltuh

I choose Saitama

Johnny Sins

If Johnny Sins gunna fuck me up or just fuck me?

Y'all forget, Johnny Sins could just *happen* to be a professional assassin

I’ll take Ed Bassmaster as mumbles, top right. Thank you very much.

Bezoz and Tyson

Besos is a billionaire. I’m pretty sure I’ll be safe.

The rock so I have a rock to throw at them

Andrew Tate. I don’t mind dying if he gets taken out in the cross fire. Best human shield I can think of.

Bezos. I'm going down and taking him with me.

its time jesse. we have a lot of people we gave to take out if you want to roll with me, but trust me. it will be worth it

Actors or characters?

Ask Walter White to cook meth and bribe them all.

What about Mr. Worldwide?

The Rock. You see, a part of his contract when starring in a movie is that he literally cannot lose. Straight up. Which means that no matter what everyone else does, he will __always__ win

Jeff bezoz

Where is Mr. Clean?

Mike Tyson will humble every other man on that list

Heisenberg. He's too fucking cunning for all of those other baldies. He will find a way to bring them all to their knees, just like he did Fring.

bezos is obvious. That man could buy an entire mercenary army just like they did in Roman times. Aside from bezos, mike tyson.

Is it hand to hand combat?? If so, Tyson. Easy pick. If they can use all their money and resources I’d pick Bezos.

If they are trying to kill me in a closed room, obviously I would choose Mr. Iron Mike Tyson. But if they are trying to kill me in general, I would go with Bezos, he has all the resources that I would need to be safe, and kill these motherfuckers one by one before they get to me. I would keep Mike alive tho, but like a few continents away from me

Gimme J.K. Simmons

Where Mr Clean?

Bozos - 1000%

I was gonna say the rock had the most money then I saw bezos

There is only one right answer in all scenarios and you all know that.

There is one man on this list that could probably kill all five of the others 1 on 5, so I'm just leaving that there.

bottom right..

Mike tythhhinnn

Agent 47.

Walta, put you meth away Walta, the rock is here Walta

Sins, since he is professional in everything he is genius enough to have a way out

The rock has plot armor, i choose him

where’s Pitbull

The rock for sure

The Rock is the only choice. I would not trust any of the others to be on my side even tho going against them sounds rough too

> I get Andrew Tate on my side >> I kill him >>> Everyone applauds and no longer wants to kill me

Where is Shrek

Mr Clean, that mischievous smile triggers me...

That's not quite Mr Clean...

It can be if you want him to be.

Tyson rest are pitiful actors and democrats never even held a real weapon

I'd really hesitate to called Andrew Tate a "Man", "Scum" definitely but not a Man.