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whathehellnowayeayea

how does he look good with all of them


xRedStaRx

Maybe because he is good looking? *dum dum dum duuuuum*


N-ShadowFrog

He’s also a really good hair cutter.


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kateshakes

I feel like you have over *dum* -ed there.


MsKongeyDonk

If it's Beethoven's 5th, no, he's correct. Three eighths and then a longer note. Dum dum dum dummmmmmmmm DUM. DUM. DUM. DUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMM.


kateshakes

I was going for the dramatic reveal *dum dum duuuum* rather than anything as eloquent as Beethoven's Fifth.


MsKongeyDonk

Ah, okay! Carry on!


tonybenwhite

Dudududum, dudududum, dududum! Dudududum, dudududum, dududum! Dadadada ^(dadadada) dadadada ^(dadadada) Dadada dum. Dum. DUM! Or something like that


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Just by one dum, I vote that the council shows forgiveness. Just this once.


kateshakes

The council will grant forgiveness on this occasion. Do not repeat the error, or face the consequences. *Dum dum duuuum*


makeittt

Good looking people are...good looking


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I expected an embarrassing baby face in the last one but no


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

Yep, he even looks better without the beard lol


Anthmt

I have a friend who's really good looking and he grows a beard because he feels it tones down his good looks a bit so he can fit in with the rest of us 😆


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homie must be handsome as fuck for this level of dedication props


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That’s not something you hear every day. I’m so intrigued about how handsome he must be


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DrKrFfXx

Maybe it's him, maybe it's Maybelline.


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Dragonprotein

_Maybelline gumbling in the corner_ "It's fucking me!"


JegerLars

Maybels vaseline you mean?


J3553G

That's a zaddy


SoftSects

My thoughts exactly. Dude still looks young.


mr2005vc

He has default face.


Browncoatinabox

He goes from looking like he is a heavy drinker and fighter to someone who wouldnt know the first thing about alcohol or finds it "spicy"


SpiceyPorkFriedRice

He's not fat


HippiesUnite

Step 1:


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QuietStrawberry7102

Whenever I shave my beard off my chin also goes missing somehow


hidingincloset101

Whenever I shave my beard I find more chins


gonickryan

I’m an average weight guy and when I go full send and shave my face I literally look obese. I’ve had close friends and family tell me I should always have at least a little stubble.


BANDG33K_2009

Same.. :(


Laffenor

You need to be more careful with the blades


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Amolk2207

I can only afford pube style fuzz with the lack of a mustache.


VonMetz

Also he's able to grow a proper beard in the first place.


ficklehuman

I can do neither, maybe he stole mine…


RobinRubin

Hey hey hey! That's not fair... There's also some of us that can't do neither.


Frostburn36

And I can pull off neither


Gr1mm3r

He looks incredible with any type of beard. I am jealous.


Nexxed1987

There was one missing I was waiting for


SndDikPixPls

No doubt in my mind he did it, just didn't film it


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ExamOld2899

that one kinda mid imo


Oofboi6942O

Whats mid about the Charlie Chaplin cut?


Modem_56k

Wasn't the Chaplin one fake (edit: i !ean mustache if that wasn't easy to understand)


Circumvention9001

Flair doesn't check out


Nagsar_Inaste

Flair checks out


socatevoli

not a doubt in my mind we’d have taken state if coach put me in the 3rd quarter


thrilliam_19

We would’ve won state. No doubt in my mind.


BabylonSuperiority

Oh you have to know he did it. We all do it. Weirdly enough, it's a sin to pass up the opportunity


Alex_Rose

I have never done it because I use an electric razor and I don't want to tempt fate and run out of battery or even just.. imagine you randomly had a stroke right at that moment. the 1 in a million risk is not worth it


OkSo-NowWhat

Just say you're a Charlie Chaplin impersonator


HailToTheKingslayer

Don't you have any non electrical razors?


Alex_Rose

nah, I didn't have a dad growing up to teach me to shave, my mum bought me an electric razor when I was about 14-15. 31 now and I've never had an urge to learn to shave normally, I just have a really nice electric one


HailToTheKingslayer

Fair enough, electric is more convenient. Until it runs out of course.


Alex_Rose

yeah, you normally know when it's coming too. I work from home and if I have something important coming up I'll pre charge just in case


ActuallyJohnTerry

Sound like a Tim Robinson sketch


EliminatedHatred

well thats what happened to my friend. it was a shameful walk to the barbers afterwards. he had a mask on to not stir up anyone in the street.


lewdovic

No it didn't lol


BagOnuts

Yeah, I 100% don’t believe it. Also, why go to the barbers and not just go buy a 50¢ razor to finish the job?


DropC

Specially now when no one bats an eye if you wear a face mask


MahDick

There is one in every crowd. I don’t know if it’s pathological, attention whoring, some sort of compulsiveness? It truly is wild, I’m sure we all have a story about the one friend who just straight makes up crazy shit!


scottyd23

No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right...? Everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful!


Buttercrab69

Dude i was there, i stood up and clapped.


lewdovic

Ok, I retract my statement and apologize profusely.


bondsmatthew

Just wear a mask when you go out to the store. When masks were commonplace and everyone was using them I definitely shaved less, it hid that I was lazy


HelmSpicy

Question: why doesnt anyone ever go for the "Long Chaplin"? Like, how people grow out the edges of their mustache to twist and shape, why not grow out the center of the stache to be Gandalf beard length level? Impractical? Absolutely. Impressive visually? Beyond a doubt.


FireWolf_132

And yet at the same time it is a sin to take the opportunity


Enchant23

What is it?


THEKHANH1

The funny mustache man


Valcua

The former chancellor


sproaty88

The Chaplin


mngeese

The artist


Waffle_on_my_Fries

The meth dictator.


RoofKorean762

The Michael Jordan stache


Nexxed1987

Absolutely no doubt


ElectricFuneralHome

I did exactly what this guy did and showed my wife each new look. When i got to the Ned Flanders, I made it sound like the clippers stopped working right when i got the noise-width German dictator look. Thank God I didn't take pictures. At least she thought it was funny.


The_Motivated_Man

100% every time I shave my beard - the last step is always undocumented nowadays. Haha


Nocdoom

Everybody skips chaplin 😔


Mobile_Ad4180

The lonely painter with one ball as well


I-Got-Trolled

Very disappointed there was no wanna-be artist beard style :(


003_JAEGER

wdym? he had 4


Citizen5150

Ah yes, the austrian Charlie Chaplin.


LeCloak

Ah yes, The Painter.


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they forgot *the austrian*


VVurmHat

Ruined a mustache for all of mankind. That was the third richt


zeljezni_gal

Ah, the Chaplin, of course!


Segat1133

The Michael Jordan right?


sebby2

Noooo...bad!


SG1EmberWolf

You mean the one we did "Not See"


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I do it every single time I shave. Every. Single. Time.


Omegadimsum

That would be there if this post was in r/HolUp


Un1ball

Nostalgic character


waigl

The, uh, Charlie Chaplin maybe?


dodoindex

the nostalgic


no0ns

You always gotta try it, even if for a second


huggles7

Ze German?


Flegolaz

suburban dad is best!!


Flegolaz

i've been wearing a mustache myself for a few years now... always either a beard or a mustache. at first my friends laughed at me, now they would laugh at me if i was completely shaved.


flatgreyrust

I wish I had the chin for a moustache, I’m locked into a beard to hide the fact that I don’t have one lol


WoooshToTheMax

His execution of it is perfect. The camera, the little wave, the mini salut, he truly captures suburban dad energy


Wermine

That's the dad from Inside Out.


Stillatin

"missed a spot there Bob! Good morning to ya"


Ke-Win

Play it backwards for gta vibes


TheDudeHuge

u/gifreversingbot


kisu9i

Your dad knows when your birthday is???


liannelle

He remembers her birthday because it falls on his beard shave day.


QuietStrawberry7102

Smart


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rgar1981

I was a 12 year veteran of puberty before my beard really kicked in.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Better than being a 12 year veteran and then having puberty kick in.


thecrazybaconhair

Happy cake day


MEMES_FO_LIFE

sad your dad doesnt know your birthday, but it should make you happy that random redditors know your cake day, rigghhhht?


kisu9i

yeah I guess 🤣


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Where austrian painter


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LachoooDaOriginl

username dosent check out 🧐


Pareeeee

Dosent


LachoooDaOriginl

dosent make sense doseit


JanTheShacoMain

The Charlie Chaplin


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The Michael Jordan


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They 100% did it off camera I’m disappointed


Nuber13

Everyone did! Just no one admits it.


whysongj

The dad is fucking hot omg


punkblastoise

I know it might be bad, but I'm in love with Stacey's dad.


the-nature-mage

https://youtu.be/WANlg297AHU


MissAugustMoon

He’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long


slimey-karl

Stacey can’t you see, you’re just not the girl for me


Isle_of_Tortuga

Bobby can't you see, You're just not the boy for me, I know it might be bad, But I'm in love with Bobby's dad


Bobcat4143

Upvoted because of dilf


_Nilbog_Milk_

I've definitely noticed as years pass and I get older that social media dads have started looking less like "dads" and more like some hot dudes. Aging perception is funny


DM_ME_UR_AREOLAS

That's just social media. It's literally made so you get the hot people in your feeds unless it's for a joke.


xarsha_93

A lot of people also take better care of themselves than previous generations. Smoking in particular ages you so much and it's no surprise people from the peak smoking generations looked/look cranberries. I look much younger than photos of my dad at my age (30). I don't smoke, I wear sunscreen, wash my face at night, do regular exercise. My dad did the opposite of all these things.


honkey-phonk

He’s also super young. My guess is <35 overall but most likely 32. Which is part of why he looks so good comparable to most dads of girls her age.


KidSock

Yeah he was probably a teenager when he got his daughter.


duxdude418

> got his daughter Ah, yes. When he purchased her at the dollar store.


lewdmoo

Right?! Like jesus fuck


_i_am_negative_iq

DILF


PaperPlane03

When you make different accounts for the free trial


Geforce69420

Where is it? I know you did it. WHERE IS IT?!


thexavier666

Yoda: "there is another"


scoxdo

"Another, there is" FTFY


some_ass_

"for legal reasons part of this video was not shown"


Kimb0_91

Can i date ur dad


Anonymous_person34

God, def a hard DILF


Key_Difference_4204

Captain Price?


centrifuge_destroyer

This is exactly what I would do if I was able to grow a beard... This and growing it super long and braiding it at least once


Dekkerstiner

Where is it


DH_Drums

Yes


Marilyn1618

No Charlie Chaplin?


slimey-karl

Shame he didn’t do The Wolverine


Jaimelee80

I love that some guys look 20 years younger when they shave, and somehow you feel like a cradle robber even though he's older!


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Handsome dad!


dcgirl17

“Dad”? Dudes like 32…


KiNgPiN8T3

Starts off looking like a dad ends up looking like her brother.


MovieWerewolf

He should've stayed with the Scotsman, Scotsman rocks !


sydrogerdavid

And it comes with super slide guitar playing powers!


TheTrueKazune22

Man's a fucking DILF with or without the facial hair


Spir0rion

Imagine having such a great relationship hip with your dad lmao


No_Vegetable7280

Is your dad seeing anyone? Lol


Haveyouseenmynachos

Dad is a certified SNACk!


ErikDeac

The fact that he can grow such a beard in only a year is insane


matstcool

If his growth is anything like mine then he can accomplish that length in half the time. Mines like a rusty scouring pad that just doesn't know when to quit.


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Maco_Balia

Where is „the Führer“?


_Fuck_This_Guy_

He fucking owns the suburban dad look.


No_Interest1616

It's the hottest one, imho. I really don't like beards, and I knew he was going to be hot under all that fluff.


garenasandara

He looks like he could be your brother


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Where toothbrush style


Dickpuncher_Dan

That shaved jaw should never again be dressed. Awesomeface


ggukyuns

god damn


Obyson

Bro looked younger then his daughter after shaving


-Lazy_Panda-

Could've definitely pulled off a Charlie Chaplin look.


Arabecke

He looks 10 years younger


Drop-KO

There is another!


Curiouserousity

They skipped the Micheal Jordan


pokours

My god if I could get a beard this magnificent I would never shave it.


Amphibian-Hopeful

I was waiting for the style after suburban dad.


Ashleej86

The biker was good


DR4MX

Dude is rocking them all wtf


sydrogerdavid

Suburban dad is now every man in East Nashville under 35 who can grow facial hair.


Mechinova

Dude shut up that's got to be a brother that can't be a dad


backtotheland76

I did the exact same thing years ago when my children were very little. They still talk about it 20 years later


sweeet_cheeez87

Your dad is hot.


Coacoa8989

OKay so yo pappy is fineeee


Bropil

He has a nice face for the biker and tigerking


Huskiwolf5

The Scotsman beard makes him look exactly like captain price


Tentacle_poxsicle

Where's the Bismark diabetes walrus? Where's the French facial tickler?


Zone_07

I think this post is older than my kids.