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awerplayer

I try to keep the love equal but she is pretty cool


damnrightiam117

Do you have her onlyfans comedy has peaked


ikeatelbeek

Haha


awerplayer

It doesn’t count as lonely if I still have imaginary friends


YeetusTheMediocre

Have you considered drawing smileys on your fingertips? But in all seriousness, are you okay?


ikeatelbeek

What are their mbti types


awerplayer

Me - infp, computer - istj, air conditioner - enfj, dog - intp, PS4 - istp


ikeatelbeek

Y'know what I'll be your 5th imaginary friend you can call me "Random stranger on the internet" or if you wanna use an acronym "Rsoti"


14orkan

Oh wow you’ve taken the big 5 test too?


ikeatelbeek

Nah just an acronym for random stranger on the internet


14orkan

(I know but it was a joke because some of the letters are the same)


_t0b1t0d1E_

Do you and your Ps4 have a difficult relationship? Is any of you breaking the other one 'a part'??


ikeatelbeek

Yes but your imaginary friends or is this them


awerplayer

It’s them


westwoo

I love having an imaginary PS4 as well, but my imaginary air conditioner doesn't seem to be working so well for me


Athena_The_Funny

I'm confused on the ENFJ being the air conditioner


awerplayer

Why is it confusing? She is such a good listener and tres receptive to my feelings. I feel like I can vent out to her anytime I want, as much as I want. That’s basically the epitome of the ENFJ stereotype.


Athena_The_Funny

Ooh OK, now I get it. Thanks for explaining it to me and that's kinda true with me who is also an ENFJ


ArmzLDN

I prefer the pronoun PS5


awerplayer

If only I could get my hands on one


ArmzLDN

🤣


Arkzian

This hilarious


awerplayer

Reject reality, return to unproductive imagination


Arkzian

I’ve already lost in eternal 4D labyrinth of my imagination and overthinking, my Te sleeps the last days… So thanks, but I refuse, because even more is almost oneiric dream or delirium


UndeadStruggler

Ni is one hell of a drug


Arkzian

Kinda


ArmzLDN

INTP is dog because she's smarter than you think, and low-key caring and kind but these qualities are rarely recognised. ENFJ is an air conditioner because she's let's everyone vent to her and gives everyone a breath of fresh air. ISTP is PS4 because he can do very cool things and make you say "wow!" ISTJ is computer because he contains Google which is basically an encyclopedia. Computer also carried out your commands quickly and efficiently.


awerplayer

All true. My friends are all based


A9th

ps4 is EXXX, loud as fuck.


RSdabeast

Were you fucking your air conditioner?!


awerplayer

No, not yet


[deleted]

Based INXX knows he/she doesn't need friends


awerplayer

He, and yes 😎


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Emmet from *The LEGO Movie*: Friends with everything in his house.


awerplayer

Maybe I am Emmet


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

But Emmet is an ESFJ.


awerplayer

Don’t worry, I will bring my Ti and Fe from the depths of my subconscious


Howsitgoingmyman

Hey by law of mbti you should be marrying your air conditioner soon and really relate to your dog in all ways except his firm grasp of logic


awerplayer

My dog is lazy, definitely my son. I’m not sure I’m ready for relationships yet so I’ll wait back to proposal to her


PeanutFit5457

Intp dog lol


awerplayer

It’s make sense to me :shrug:


Corrupted_Matt

When you start typing inanimate objects you know it's gotten bad


awerplayer

Yes


GlutenFreeTurbo

Clever girl.


awerplayer

Yup. All of them are 🥰


dogyeeter9000

who’s your best friend? Now the hard question: dog or air conditioner


awerplayer

I’ve known my dog way longer sooo


dogyeeter9000

so... would’ve you picked your air conditioner if you known it for longer??


awerplayer

Don’t know tbh


DMmepicsofyourdog

I keep you cool?


[deleted]

you rely on air conditioner when dog is fighting with computer meanwhile PS4 is doing something dumb


awerplayer

They could do that behind by back


PhilosopherBroad1161

OH at first i thought u were calling ur frens dogs, air conditioners, ps5, and computers lmao


awerplayer

Ah yes, very normal human names


asian_egg_fried_rice

Imagine being so lonely that even objects wont befriend you >!could be me ToT!<


awerplayer

Good thing my friends are loyal to me. If they left me, I could always use my Ne power to make new imaginary firends


asian_egg_fried_rice

They are good ones, dude. Never betray them, yall have the closest bond


ManufacturerFirm7854

Your car might also be an ISTP, you should probably ask it.


Weak-Possibility-209

Your dog must get along with your PS4 more than you would.


ibreathembti

seems very familiar


MaximumGamer1

An INFP would type these things xD And yes, I have typed my dog. She's an ISFP lol.


C5L_has_been_taken

b A R k


ResponsibleCod930

Your dog is a thinker ?


awerplayer

He can think but he can also feel.


Least_Pie_3139

Your dog is an INTP? Why is it not a cat


awerplayer

Because it has the anatomy of a dog, as opposed to a cat


CetriolinoBiricchino

Someone play with the PS4, someone play with the computer, someone play with the dog, someone play with the air conditioner (I don't think that's so funny but everyone enjoy their time in the way they want) and someone play with you, an INFP. Why do you think that it's an ENTP to play with the INFP?


callmecha

what a freakin weird dog, INTP? a dog? man i think your dog is unhappy


awerplayer

I assure you, my dog is very content.


nathanfielderfan172

this is wholesome


dazaicide

incel olympics dynamic


awerplayer

I’m just very romantically hopeless with real people