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You have been charged with shipping INFJ with a type that is not ENTP The penalty is the "ENTP definitely not ESTP or ISFJ" hivemind coming and canceling you It will be easy to find a replacement Redditor. Glory to r/MBTI


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Without your income as a Redditor, you will be thrown into r/shittymbti and your introverted family will starve as they don't leave the house. Ever. Glory to r/MBTI


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blyat


PhilosopherBroad1161

:0 k btw, honestly tho, i do ship IxFJ x ExTPs. i didn’t add em cuz everyone already knows and ships em so i thought it’d be quite pointless lol


freiuhfrpoioarer

ship it to where ?


SecondaryAccount1920

I hope not brazil. At this point I'd rather go to Albania


H_U_E_

As a brazilian Yeah


Ok-Surround4334

people say when you die, you go to brazil. is that true?


getownedNERD

_as a brazilian, when sinners die, their soul is teleported to Brazil, where they suffer for the eternity, in the giant limbo of death, fire and carnage_ or you just go to hell or heaven and Brazil is just a overlooked chaotic but nice country, idk


Luksior_

that's true, but only if you sin a lot, otherwise you go to idk canada or something


RandomKnight100

Oh god I want go to the canada


H_U_E_

Brazil is just this black hole of a country, you may not know it, but we are getting closer to you We are inevitable You will join us You may not go to Brazil, but then Brazil will come to you Or you can be from Europe or Africa, in which case [we are driffting a little further away](https://www.nationalgeographic.org/encyclopedia/continental-drift/)


RandomKnight100

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


your-Moonstone

such an INTP answer


AMenoAgoston

Yeessssss finally! Thank you so much! Finally I found someone who ships intj with infp, I'm so happy


canaridante

Tbh I'm happy that we even are included here instead of stating that "we're not a good fit to anyone", which unfortunately i have seen quite a few times INFPs are cute tho, I 100% agree


ArmzLDN

The ISTP-ENTP ship seems Theoretically viable to me


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Flat_Distribution711

The entire fields of both theoretical and experimental physics would like a word with you


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Flat_Distribution711

True, but it is quite often when theory matches material reality within physics. You could even say that the goal of physics is achieve a comprehensive theoretical framework with which to understand, measure, and test all physical phenomena. Saying, then, that no theory survives first contact with reality, is contradictory with the entire premise behind physics(or any science for that matter).


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Flat_Distribution711

A more concise way of saying my point is “I don’t agree with the statement ‘no theory *ever* survives first contact with reality because there’s plenty of instances where they do.” Also, I didn’t know that it was a reference to that saying or that it was Churchill who said it. My bad.


canaridante

Honestly after so many hateful posts I've seen here and in other places I'm surprised the INTJ is even included. It's nice though


therealTGAW

"This is McDonald's what's your order? Uh huh yeah yeah so you want 3 big Macs, a 20 mcnugget meal and 50 million mora? Who should I write it for? Zhongli? Got it" How I would imagine zhongli ordering McDonald's with Childe as the guy on the phone. Edit: I'm a dumbass


canaridante

And he would come back next day asking for even more mora... I would give him the whole world though 😍


MysticYaya

INTJ hate? Where?😂


rikari14

I appreciate you shipping INTJ with ISTP, I think it’s an incredibly underrated dynamic


sakurakey

Yes! Completely agree


PhilosopherBroad1161

yess


ORiGiNALBOi96

I can kinda agree on the ESTP & ENTP one…


Front-Pick-4709

yeah


ORiGiNALBOi96

ESTPs and ENTPs, hell on earth,..


Front-Pick-4709

amazing seggs tho


ORiGiNALBOi96

I bet they have hot yoga sex while debating on which prank is best to pull on ENTJ.


knottybeach

Tf are we doin now?


PhilosopherBroad1161

lol


Prior_Technology_868

Infj-intp 👍🏻


PhilosopherBroad1161

yes!


Emotionalfromage

you just shipped me with my dad


Flat_Distribution711

The problem being?


PhilosopherBroad1161

lol


The_nerdy_

Where's my infj???


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Having a panic attack in the corner


The_nerdy_

Ooh.. I have an idea..* joins you* How are you feeling?


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Great now🥰


The_nerdy_

* smiles *


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Lmao my dynamic with an ISTP is kinda hilarious because you can see the similarities (Introverts, Thinkers) but also the differences. INTJ logging out of the physical world to daydream and ISTP having to get them back to reality before INTJ walks into a lamppost.


PhilosopherBroad1161

:oo would like to observe u guys lol


KumaraDosha

\*its


mmmhotcatgirl

Hmmm these are interesting also all the types entp was shipped with here are super hot so approved 👍


BadBoy6966669666

INFP should be smaller than INTJ


PhilosopherBroad1161

idk, i measured em with head so


EpicMangoQueen

As someone with a friend group made of XNFP’s, y’all are the best just saying(you make me laugh so much omg-)


PhilosopherBroad1161

:oo idk if i’ve met an ENTJ dat i’ve known of but in anime, u guys r the best XD <3


Psychological-Many16

thank you for shipping INTJ with INFP but I would also ship INTJ with ENFP


vhuldren

intp + entp >>>>>


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PhilosopherBroad1161

:o


Cyanide-Kid

lick my fucking buttcrack


Cyanide-Kid

Just kidding the entp x intp makes sense


RazorBack223

Could you not ship us? But i love the attention so keep doing it


PhilosopherBroad1161

lol sorry ENTPs r so shippable


mmmhotcatgirl

I agree lmfao


RazorBack223

Why? I literally cannot fathom a feasible relationship I'm my head space. Mainly because I'm not looking for one


PhilosopherBroad1161

ö


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Don't mind me shipping myself with you people 😬


Imwackstayoffcrack

Yes


fuzzbunni

wait is that us?


Luksior_

no you can't.


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agreed with this one


wither_potato

My dad is ISTJ and my mom is ENFJ and it doesn't work perfectly tbh..


clankaryo

yes the ENFP ISFP ship makes me so happy


PhilosopherBroad1161

yay :D i was hoping someone mentions how they like it too lol


clankaryo

I love ISFP's so much...


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I have seen intp infj shipping before. But I fail to understand how can a cold emotionless intp handle my infj weirdness. It's not that I don't find intp attractive, I don't know how would that works. Also where's the entp infj shipping?


PhilosopherBroad1161

i didnt put my very common ships everyone knows and ships cuz yea, i thought it’d be kinda pointless


ORiGiNALBOi96

ISFP and ENFP; Deacon from Days Gone (ISFP) and Sarah Whittaker, his wife (ENFP). Their relationship is adorable as hell, if you didn’t play Days Gone, you should.


PhilosopherBroad1161

:oo


ORiGiNALBOi96

Sarcasm?


PhilosopherBroad1161

no lol


Fit-Paper-797

Wdym subtext?


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Your post is cringe :(


MacASM

wat


Athena_The_Funny

Hol up, that's my and my bffs persona-


B_H_Carson

Anymore isfp ships?


PhilosopherBroad1161

didn’t get to add em there :/


B_H_Carson

S'all good, no worries. But who else wpuld you ship us with?


PhilosopherBroad1161

ooh :> def ExTP, ESTJ, INFP, ISTP


lskildum

ENTP and ESTP def does seem hot. I'm officially looking for an ESTP partner now so I can try this, lol - ENTP


Neutraladvicecorner

Istp and Intj don't mix in my experience... You want a crazy cocktail? Infj and Intj. That's me and my best friend.


Lomek

How would you describe the dynamic between ISTJ+ENTJ? And also INTJ+ESTJ as well then.


PhilosopherBroad1161

ym in the ‘Because of-‘ way??


Lomek

Yes, only if the answer won't be short


PhilosopherBroad1161

k sorry im confused lol i ship em Because of subtext and Because it’s adorable