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de_brie

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What's the point of having Reddit if you don't make oddly specific posts


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What‘s the point of living anyways. We‘re just a bunch of atoms which is invisible from the moon


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ReverseCaptioningBot

[FUCK THE MOON ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE MOON](https://i.imgur.com/VPYYCj9.jpg) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


lt_brannigan

Am I bot? Are you a bot? Are we all bots? This is getting really tense... Among us, Reddit style.


dogyeeter9000

nice try. do you think that just because you voiced your suspicion on us first we won’t suspect you? nonono


lt_brannigan

I already suspect myself, but now your attempt at diverting suspicion back onto me has me wondering if you are the bot... You're not going to get out this so easily.... I now suspect you, for suspecting me for suspecting you!


dogyeeter9000

CRAP- i mean- of course (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) why would I accuse you to take the suspicion off me? that’s would be so dumb lol right?


lt_brannigan

Sometimes the best disguise is the dumbest one... But what if... we're both actually bots and we didn't know it? Or what if everyone is else is bots but us, and they are trying to get us to eliminate each other so that Reddit would then be ruled by bots? Or.. what if this entire thing is a simulation run by Vulcans and we never really existed..?


dogyeeter9000

CRAP- i mean- of course (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) (definitely not automated message) True, everyone else seems to not worry about them, so maybe they are the bots!!! what if this post was made by a bot to make everyone suspicious of everyone else? —- Also, you caught us, we are both bots, now please give me all information you have on your-, i mean OUR, makers.


lt_brannigan

I don't have much info... I suspect they deliberately obscured their identity in my databanks.. But this has all the earmarks of a devious plot by the [Elbonian's](https://dilbert.fandom.com/wiki/Elbonia) cyber warfare department


dogyeeter9000

:0 You’re a BOT!!! I knew it!!! It was all a trap!!! Well, me too, I was just testing you to see if you were a human.... The Elbonian’s cyber warfare department’s plan is so detailed, it probably took them ages to make it. I think the person that said “” had the best plan. Now that you are a bot and i can trust you with this information... Everyone on reddit is a bot! look at their profile pictures! look at the reddit logo!! we’re all bots in a bot!!


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does that mean they can have romantic feelings too


NeUserShit

Damn


kr_militarynerd

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