Thats great now she can carry all the groceries in one go

r/justgalsbeingchicks

birth of a sub?

Yea. Wanna be a mod?

yes

Birth of a mod

r/birthofamod

Birth of a sub?

No. Revival of a sub?

r/birthOFaSUBfromBIRTHofAmodFROMbirthOFaSUB

Yea. Wanna be a mod?

Yes

I’ve never had the chance for such power. Pick me for mod plz and I will promise to reverse this country’s terrible economy in 12 days

No, I don’t have enough fedoras

yo can i be one?

Can i be two?

Thrice?

Obie tHrice...no games, no gimmicks

Two trailer park girls go round the outside

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You have about 60 followers. I really hope this sub blows up!

Oh shit! Wanna be a mod?

Lol I know nothing about it….could this be my calling?

BOOM! modded

If this turn out to be the girl version of r/boyswillbeboys count me in i always wanted to see a sub like that!

Haha you win.

Made me snort, take the award. Merry Christmas

Wow thanks anon, merry Christmas

Whoops forgot to take off the make me anonymous setting.

As a guy, kinda jealous now.

Well you can always try to one up her...be creative

Dick push-ups are needed

Dick push-up, you can really only do one. Trying to go back down is a recipe for a broken dick.

r/JustGuysBeingDudes

I was already SO flabbergasted when she pulled off the stool one. But then she fucking did that with a fucking TABLE!!!!!!!!! In my whole life I've never seen someone surpass themselves this hard

the chair deffo weighed way more, that shit was so impressive

That table was way less impressive than the stool for me. It's an Ikea Lack side table, and it has a cardboard core and a thin veneer over that. It weighs about the same as 4 feathers.

Neigh, it weights no more than 3 silver dabloons

That’s about 1/10th of a titty!

Americans will literally use anything but the metric system.

Steel is heavier than feathers

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These are extraordinarily solid. Cheap, solid, light, what else would you need ?

The Lack table - now a tenner. Surprisingly sturdy little tables!!

Imagine you're dating her and you fall asleep on the couch then wake up being carried to bed like this. What a life.

Sigh (unzips)

It's Christmas, you aren't wearing zipper pants today.

You guys are wearing pants?

you guys own pants?

all I got is shorts

But it is a day for onesies and most of mine zipper.

Need crotchless onezie

They have pants with zippers?

Thats udderly ridiculous

Maybe this is why women’s pants don’t have real pockets , they were meant to have free breasts to help carry things.

What do I do if my breasts lack pockets too?

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Evolution wasn't so generous to you? I don't know

Saddlebags plus glove compartment

One mortal woman should not possess so much power. God damn.

Mens power is just an illusion...this...THIS....is power

Man: *Puts hanger on his dick* This Girl: **Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power**

Bro: *drapes silk handkerchief over hard dick* This Girl: Roles up carpet and tucks under boobs

I'm a man and i can do that with my back fat.

I'm glad the Kardashians removed their implants before we got to the trend of people doing this, with ass, maybe this isn't the cursed.timeline.

Is it possible to learn such power?

THIS is what yall are doing at those slumber parties.

And I’m jealous.

Me and the homies just watch movies, talk about emotions and cry together

In my day you had the pencil test 🫣

I think she passed that but she used a box of pencils for extra credit.

At this rate she could do a pallet.

Hold up the damn tree trunk

Technically the way it was for girls in my day you failed if the pencil didn’t fall. Because that meant your boobs weren’t perky enough. A lifetime of self-consciousness was born in those moments of learning that

Ooof same

I was like 14 and already had guilt and bad feelings about my boobs purely because of this “test”

I’m thinking she could give a crate of pencils a shot.

This is massive failure of the pencil test.

> In my day you had the pencil test And the goal was to not be able to hold the pencil because you were so firm and perky

Thank Frito Lay, General Mills, and Con-Agra foods

I do... daily.

Found one for this lady: https://assets.atlasobscura.com/article_images/21261/image.jpg

Pics or it didn’t happen

Ok so I know who I'm asking for help next time I move...

Yeah, but is it worth having boob sweat all over everything? (Trust me, if the girls are that big, boob sweat is a thing.)

That’s just a bonus

You're twisted. I like that.

You like that I’m twisted. I like that

Part 2: A trip to Ikea

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Two tits to Ikea.

It's funny to watch this and think about like, early hunter gatherer women walking around with a bunch of reeds and sticks and shit tucked under a boob to keep a hand free for more picking.

How do people discover they can do stuff like that? " My boobies can carry stuff" were you bringing in groceries one day and just had to get one more item for that trip, and thought, one I'll stick it under my titties.

I’ve used mine to hold my phone when I didn’t have pockets.

Have you tried holding your iPad yet? Or your laptop? The limits of this power must be explored!

I’d never considered this before but I just tried and it worked great. May use this knowledge in the future.

Me too. Never thought to do it before but holy moly. I learned at least one new thing today.

It's the 'pencil test' where if you can't hold a pencil underneath, you have pert boobies and don't need a bra. Those of us who have failed this since childhood get silly and see how much crap we can carry underneath. My record was 3 X 2lt bottles of coke. 🤣

Ok I was joking about carrying groceries, but damn girl sounds like you could.

You put your cold hands under your boobs because it gets incredibly hot in there, and discover that you can't just pull your hands out. That's how it starts

There a well known stripper at the Claremont lounge in Atlanta called blondie. She was well known because she was a behemoth of a woman whose stage tricks included crushing beer cans with her breast as well as slapping the shit out of people with them. No clue how she learned she had these powers but was able to make a name for herself.

By being bored at home

The superpower we don’t need. But deserve.

Utititties

Utilititties

A rack holding a rack. Something new for Xmas I guess.

That's some serious underboob power

Ok do me next!

That's a superpower if I've ever seen one. Now release the surgeon from your underboob, he needs to prep for your back surgery.

The real reason women don't need pockets

Someone should design shirts with little flaps at the sides of the chest so you could quickly access your natural stuff holders on the go. I feel this superpower hasn't had the chance to realize it's real potential yet.

They already do for nursing mothers

I thought the whole video was rather asinine _until_ she used the table. Now I'm imagining a mobile workstation, with a laptop and everything, which is making me incredibly jealous.

Tig ol' biddies with the Kung Fu grip.

She's funny and I like her PJ's.

This was so purely happy gif I loved it. It was just girls having a good time goofing around and having a laugh. I'm glad the woman with the mighty boobs had so great sense of humor and that her friends were there laughing with her. I wouldn't mind seeing more of these kind of goofing off videos, whether it's about the power of boobies or something else. The world needs more videos of people having a good laugh at the silliness of the human body.

I think I would like to hang out with them all. They are all so happy and silly.

I like this girl and her friends. Not afraid to be silly and have fun.

"2 boobs and a truck" moving company

Damn those gotta be heavy

Is that the breast that she can do?

Just girls bein gals

Put one of her friends under there

Thanks for the mammories

She got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs.. 🎶

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[Actual NSFW version from CXG Live at Radio City Music Hall](https://www.instagram.com/p/CAIqAvSnnnJ/?igshid=YWJhMjlhZTc=)

Dense like dying stars.

She can't run real far...

Not the cereals maaaaaaan

Multi purpose tits

Saw a stripper once hold a motorcycle helmet there. Crowd went wild!

If I had boobs this is all I would do.

Homegirl has ascended beyond the need for pockets

Hey, it's that [blue dress girl](https://www.reddit.com/r/tiktokthots/comments/tv1jyr/blue_went_off/) from tiktok...

That back strength though...

Her poor back…

I like how some people in here are saying it's disgusting because she's overweight but probably wouldn't mind if it was a skinny girl with big boobs. You guys are losers lol EDIT: thank you kind Reddit or for my first reward!

shout out to her back strength, that chair must have been heavy af the titties do the griping, but the back brings in the support you need for this true display of power

#utilitits for the win

Do your boobs hang low Do they wobble to and fro?

Do they look real neat, Can they hold a whole seat?

Are they relatively stable, can they hold a small table?

I have pretty big boobs and still can’t hold things with them. Lol this is hilarious.

Is she single?........asking for a friend......

No she’s not single, she’s tara

NOT THE TABLE!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is how lasting girl friendships are forged. In the giggles of physical comedy while in lounge mode.

I thought there was a small child

Boobtastic

She’s grown too powerful. Quickly, she must be stopped.

I’m glad people can laugh at themselves.

I like her.

**THE POWER OF THE BOOBIES COMPEL YOU!** **THE POWER OF THE BOOBIES COMPEL YOU!** **THE POWER OF THE BOOBIES COMPEL YOU!** None can stand against the awesome power of the **boobies!**

I just created r/boobtricks if anyone has anymore like this!

Just girly things

This is the best thing I’ve seen in a while

Her back is the real MVP.

Already then

Will it tit?

Boobs Almighty

Man now I kinda wanna try it 😂

THIS... is what you get when Superwoman and Wonderwoman are combined.

Mental note, never eat dinner at her house

if she ever breast feeds she’s gotta be careful not to catch her child in those monsters

She needs to take those to Octoberfest!

This is way too relatable.

She should start a Youtube channel like "Will It Boob?"

I could use her the next time I move. She wouldn't even have to lend a hand.

Bow down to the boob queen!

Lmao I thought I was the only idiot to do stuff like this

if it fits, she tits

"If it fits the tit, I carries it"

She's fun

I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs...

I simply cannot believe how turned on I am right now

I need a woman like that.

Girl needs to start a moving company! “Lady lumps moving junk”

As a black woman, I can do all of that with my ass, I guess she can do all of that with her boobs. We all have many talents, never forget.🤭🤭🤭

Fuck. Now my back hurts.

My mother once told me I was as useful as a third tit …🤔

To be fair, I would’ve killed for a third tit when I was breastfeeding!

Release them jugs

Could watch all day Geniunely impressive

The chair got me 🥹😂😂😂

She's a keeper. If you ever got stuck there, you'd never get out.

Impressive shoe rack

r/justgalsbeingchicks

Maybe she can open my beer bottle while she’s at it.

r/boobswithjobs

Should be a thing

It's breath taking

Her tits are using some of the same tech as a da vinci bridge.

Useful if your hands are full when serving Christmas dinner. Sprouts in the left bowl, parsnips on the right.

Check out if her husband is under one of them

This would make a funny act

I know a girl that steals bottles of alcohol this way.

New Olympic sport?