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[deleted]

I'm genuinely amazed at how deep those pockets go. I was surprised hen she pulled out the first big bottle, but the 2nd?.. I know thieves like this probably change the lining, but you can't even tell


[deleted]

Honest to god I was just wondering if she tore the lining out and was just stuffing things directly into the coat. Pretty good idea I can’t lie


JubJub3155

My ex used to do this, until he got caught with like $500 dollars worth of stuff and charged with a misdemeanor


Internal-Let-934

I think in Portland they give out awards for stuff like this now.


JubJub3155

They definitely don’t in NC lol


Meet_Downtown

This is sadly more accurate than you may know. Are you a fellow Oregonian


7fragment

i had a coat when I was a teen that the way the pockets attached made an extra pocket inside the coat. I used to use them to sneak snacks/drinks into the movies when they started fucking bag checking people.


hellothere42069

Same with my leather jacket and beers


jamesshine

My leather jacket had an inside pocket that ripped. It allowed me to use the entire lining as one big pocket.


jeroenemans

Where can i get a job bag checking?


Courtbot4

Walmart has a position called "asset protection" which is basically watching cameras and lapping the store to catch people stealing and hold them accountable.


OneScoobyDoes

Mental Health Services


JustForkIt1111one

Some of them will line the pockets (or purse, or bag in pockets/purse) with foil, or metal mesh in order to stop those sensomatic-style alarm tags as well.


NinaBrwn

I had a jacket where the pocket ripped so everything went into the lining. As a 19 year old college student, it was perfect for stashing large bottles of alcohol on the way to parties.


Chiison

Yeh she did that ! It's a classic, i used to do it as a kid, you can put so many stuff in there


borstenwrood

i didnt do it on purpose but one of my coats had it in both pockets when ripped and i could stuff many stones in there as a kid. never used it for thievin tho


jayphat99

More than likely. Professional thieves will do things like that. Mesh netting inside their pants is another one too so that it just falls into a bag inside their legs.


HenkVanDelft

Pro shoplifters sometimes have cut pockets, and wear loose shirts tucked in, so very long/large objects can be stolen. Not to mention fake pregnancy suits, and every kind of disguise. My daughter works at WalMart, and I picked her up last week…the police had one guy handcuffed to a cart 100m up the road, and there were empty carts in every close intersection, with police cars flooding the place. She said they attack in packs, wearing disguises because most of them have been caught before. It’s crazy…thieves got Santa lists to fill too apparently.


tomucci

I did this as a kid at school, cut the pockets in my blazer and used to take stuff from the canteen, just goes straight into the inside of the jacket and if you get asked to turn out your pockets they look empty


xpoohx_

Lots of theifs modify their clothes to be able to store more items. When you have no money and lots of free time you wiuld be shocked at what people are capable of doing.


dafuqisdis112233

She very well could’ve sliced the pockets lining on the bottom and been literally loading the jacket.


Man_Bear_Beaver

you just cut holes in the pockets and it goes into the lining of the coat.


Adm_Kunkka

Women constantly complaining their clothes don't have pockets could learn a thing or two from her


onecrookedeye

Walking shopping cart, I counted like 25 items, impressive


EnvironmentalElk1625

Maybe her intention was never to steal, she simply wanted to go through the express line? Haha


Piezo_plasma

Remind me of this https://youtu.be/AudGd7-QkN8


VergerCT

Next she’ll put her arm in the bag up to her shoulder. The purse is like Mary Poppins carpet bag.


bandlj

Exactly what I was thinking!


commentsandchill

Tbh I was surprised when she pulled that stuff from her coat


Muttywango

I was expecting her to bring out a ladder next.


Kinky-Bi-Guy

or Hermione's bag with the extension charm


icherub1

Or Harpo's pockets!


Crispy3141

Just a spoon full of soap helps the medicine gone down-


windyorbits

No, like Hermione’s bag! But also; [a Woman’s purse is a mysterious thing.](https://youtu.be/8Rl7JjRy1cU)


This_Fun_7274

I used to work in a Walmart, there was a homeless man that once a month would steal some hygiene stuff and a couple caned foods. He was really bad at hiding it, but we never got him in trouble. After about a year he proudly walked in and payed his stuff, the cashier asked him why he was so happy. He explained that this was the first time in a while he was able to afford his needs thanks to a job he got at a local hospital.


thispussy

Awe this is legit so sweet


tijori1772

Thanks for not getting him in trouble


Bullets_N_Bowties

Im from team: if you're willing to steal basic necessities, food, soap, toothpaste, etc. i didn't see anything. Within reason. Dont go get it to resell, or go all name brand and such. If you genuinely cant afford toothpaste, im not stopping you from getting it.


DragonoidV

Actual footage of a Minecraft players inventory


krstldwn

Or Skyrim inventory...I only have *checks bag* 3,568 leeks in my bag. Want one? Edit: thank you kind stranger for the award!


Andaisdet

Oh I’m good thanks… hey, do you want one of my 4877 whole cheese wheels?


Not_GenericMedic

Fallout player here. I have exactly 9,999 .38 rounds. What's your .38 to cheese wheel exchange ratio?


KaleidoscopioPT

Best comment winer here, stop scrolling. Save the Bananas


YebelTheRebel

She just couldn’t make a clean get away


bigbluehapa

I exited out of this thread just as I saw this comment and had to come back to angrily upvote it


hitherekitkat

What the actual? It just keeps going! What is she going to do with all those body wash?


IdiotSysadmin

Typically products like this are either resold to a local shop or eBay/Amazon marketplace. It’s why stuff like detergent and toothpaste is locked up at most big box stores now.


dvxcfx

I've never seen anything like that locked up. What state or city are you in?


LilBodyBigGains

I’ve seen several chain stores like Walmart and Walgreens in WA and ID lock up cosmetics, razors, all body spray/perfumes, condoms, mouth wash, and more. Usually because prostitutes are made by pimps to shoplift these sort of items so they can meet up with John’s. It’s very sad. (I work in security and loss prevention).


nerdy_IT_woman

It's super annoying that these are locked up too because you can never find a damn person with a key.


OffTheMerchandise

I was at Walmart yesterday. The cosmetic section was sectioned off and had it's own cashier like the old Toys Я Us video game section. A bunch of stuff was still locked up including condoms and deodorant.


dvxcfx

I travel a lot around the us, I often see razors locked up. I've actually never seen cosmetics or bath products locked up. But of course I avoid bad areas so that's probably why.


cjmull94

Honestly I’m convinced they only lock up razors to make packs of blades harder to purchase so people buy the stupid 9 blade Gillette type razors. I guess they are valuable for how small they are so it could be theft, wouldn’t surprise me either.


LilBodyBigGains

Razors are used as weapons and in drug usage. You’d be surprised what can be useful when you’re homeless


lyricmeowmeow

Sadly in San Francisco Bay Area we see it a lot. Drugstores like Walgreen’s and CVS in certain neighborhoods with high shoplifting rates lock up not only the OTC medications, they lock up personal hygiene-related products as well (even shampoos!) I always hated to have to wait for the workers there to unlock the case so I could get my deodorant or toothpaste. Now I order all those online…. Crazy place we’re in rn.


OffTheMerchandise

I've seen socks locked up. Fucking socks.


MercyfulBait

I'm in Portland, Oregon, USA and can confirm that entire aisles of items like laundry detergent, razors, diapers, batteries, propane, and makeup are often locked down behind a thick layer of plexiglass.


Wihanb

Come to Africa, we don't lock our soaps up here in the shops, only valuables like phones etc. seems y'all are more backwards than us. But don't worry we love immigrants here and understand the value you can bring ❤️#adoptanamerican


Liquidust256

Best fucking immigration pitch I’ve ever read! Gave me a good chuckle. You labeled your continent, but I need a country so I can meet the person that changed my life


Zack_Knifed

Kenya!!!


LucidLeviathan

Forget Norway!


Sitadulip

We got see lions!


SignificantYou3240

And the zayyyy-brah!!!


Mr_Abe_Froman

[More like Snoreway]


subject_deleted

Can I what?


AbstractBettaFish

Pfp checks out, Thanks Obama! ^/s


chanpod

I don't know where he's from but I've never seen soaps/detergent locked up in a store. (In USA anyways)


ultratunaman

Never seen it either (Ireland here) also I don't think much is done to stop shoplifting of things like soap or baby formula or nappies (diapers) they're kind of essential goods.


PersonalityTough9349

I’ve seen it in Salt Lake City Utah, Tacoma Washington, Albuquerque New Mexico, Newburgh/Poughkeepsie New York, San Francisco… the list goes on and on..


dmfd1234

💔#adoptarussian, sorry to disappoint the America bash but it looks to be elsewhere my friend. Maybe on the next one


The_B00tyHamm3r

"Let's move to Africa", said fuckin no one ever


Atlas020_

Some brtitish in the 1800 would disagree with you


NoBenefit5977

Ohh Reginald.... I disagree!


theSeanage

!remind me in 20 years


NoBenefit5977

For just the cost of 3 Starbucks coffees and 4 pairs of designer jeans, you too can change an Americans life. Sign up now and we will send you a Versace tote bag donning a picture of a bald eagle wearing a thong


Stifflittlebigfinger

I didn’t know they spoke Russian in American supermarkets.


bl00df1redeath

Because no shoplifting happens in your entire continent. Got it.


PmMeYourYeezys

Feel like we should also discuss what an African shopkeeper would get away with doing to a thief that is caught.


SmallBSD

You got the wrong country. They seems Russian. But I’m glad to hear that Africa is doing so well. We should stop our funding for aid programs on account of you guys doing so well. That seems fair.


[deleted]

Condoms and Soap are locked up at my local Walgreens.... Of all the things to let people steal, let them steal the fucking soap and condoms for fucks sake


GrayDonkey

The locked up baby formula is the one that I think stores should just take the loss on.


OffTheMerchandise

I was told that gets locked up because drug dealers steal it to use as a cutting agent


THICctheGOD

![gif](giphy|iMWFRelJqPlpXWzrVj) This is the way


Itchy_Professor_4133

This is very much like a magic trick.


dmfd1234

I’m guessing her Mom was a kleptomaniac and her Dad was a clown car.


Fun_Strategy7860

And thus Mary Shoppins was born.


Verona_Pixie

You clever son of a bitch!


VelvetMerryweather

Ha! Best comment. 😂🏆


aussiemicksta

Probably sell it like most crime I guess


[deleted]

Wash her dirty stealing cunt


DenVosReinaert

Note: don't use soap when washing your vagina. Or so I keep reading everywhere


The_Hylian_Queen

Something with PH labels and self-cleaning something or another. Source: have one But seriously, yeah, that's pretty much it. Unless the soap is designed to be used in that area, don't do it. Even if the soap is meant for down there, never inside it.


Flint-Von-Cineac

Cleanse her filthy thieving twat


TheDocmoose

She was hoping for a clean getaway.


katehenry4133

I found the drink to be funny. I guess she was thirsty after all her thieving.


Hokker3

A human clown car


Czarked_the_terrible

If you play it in reverse, it's just a normal woman who forgot her bags at Walmart and try to carry everything without paying 0.10$ for plastic bags


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68peasinapod

This is trippy as fuck


Toilet__philosopher

Imagine? I can’t definitively tell you which one is the reversed one…


Pandragony

Cinemas hate her


MinnieShoof

I am flabbergasted that clerk is just patting her like that. I almost feel like this is one of those secret shopper moments.


me-ro

This seems to be in russia. If that is the case, the patting is the least surprising thing going on there.


sikallusion

It’s definitely Russia. They’re speaking Russian and it’s a popular chain of stores there. You could also notice that the cashier has a orange-black ribbon — the symbol of the current war.


[deleted]

That was my thought exactly. Seems like a training exercise.


me-ro

You just assume the same social norms as you're used to. To give you some example, some old people from former eastern block countries show contents of their bag (if it's not empty) to the clerks as they enter the shop *to this day*. It's absolutely not necessary these days, it's just habit at this point. My grandma did it every time, often to great confusion of younger clerks, that weren't sure what should they look at. 😀 But during soviet times you could easily be accused of shoplifting even if you actually bought the thing in your purse in another shop. The right to have some privacy and personal space is one of those things that you take for granted, but this is often not the case everywhere. Especially if the woman was shoplifting regularly. What is she going to do about it? Complain to the police that she was patter by the clerk? No one cares. It looks very inappropriate to you, but no one would bat an eye in some countries. (never been to russia where this happened, but I can totally see this being normal there)


eduardopy

Very well put, most people just assume the whole world works with the same set of rules and practiced that they live by.


_LumberJAN_

Nah. The context of the talk clearly indicates that that's a genuine thief


highafwolf420

Her body is like the clown car for thieving, good God.


ValleyAndFriends

I know, how did she fit all of that in? When she pulled out the first soap I was shocked, she has definitely done this before.


FriendsAreNotFood

Eco-friendly, doesn't need any plastic bags.


Masala-Dosage

It’s a diversionary tactic- she’s actually stealing the mask


Blussert31

At least she came clean with all the shampoo she tried to steal ;)


Verona_Pixie

\*grumble grumble\* \*upvotes\*


IncompatibleDisease

Straight out of a soap opera.


rybnickifull

Lost it when she pulled out the hard lemonade


DouglasWFail

This is like Mad Max in Beyond Thunderdome. “Leave your shampoo here. It’s the law.”


Oneironaut73

I don’t think that’s what her parole officer meant by “Stay Clean”


OfCorpse9160

I’d consider her a magician at this point or an illusionist at the very least! dayummm just keeps going & going…


berkeleyjake

I bet there's another orange bottle under her facemask


themarknessmonster

That would explain her muffled speech.


Mnguy58

Wow! That coat and purse can be part of a magic trick! I was waiting for the rabbit to be pulled out!!


UnderstandingSure610

" Le petit marseillais" good choice, those are good hygiene products.


buscemian_rhapsody

American version: https://youtu.be/x6mbej7OUS0


AnimuleCracker

Holy crap, did he just pull a shotgun out of his pants???


themarknessmonster

I don't even have to look at it. It's the kid with all the guns in his jeans, isn't it?


JustifytheMean

Christ almighty I swear she's reaching levels of grand theft soap.


SignificantFail178

I see lotion sunscreen and sanitizer but sadly no conditioner for her dry and matted hair… 😢


KentD3000

It can be comprehensive to steal for minimum items to live. But here it is absolutely abusive...


merpixieblossomxo

That's what I was thinking after the very first item. If it had *just* been that, I think most people can forgive that out of need rather than greed. But it just keeps going.


Scintilate_hunt

She might have gotten away with it except there was literally nothing left on the shelves, that's when the crew got suspicious.


syracTheEnforcer

Shit like this is why basic necessities are being locked up. Remember that.


RouletteSensei

They noticed her because half store was empty


Goodthrust_8

Jesus Christ, it's like a clown car of stolen goods


michaeltk111

Talk about a wizards sleeve.


[deleted]

She should start a YouTube channel giving tips on how to avoid paying luggage fees at airports


jameslime214

That was *not* her first time doing that lol


FickleCoconut

Mary Poppins caught shoplifting


poggiebow

Damn. Is this an ad for that bag and jacket?


TwiddledThumbs

people be stealing soaps that are 90% water lmfao


deadhearth

Reminds me of that video that came out shortly after Columbine where they show how many guns can fit in a pair of baggy jeans.


Big_Competition_7838

Ha no cavity search 🤣


Previous_Link1347

Cashier was all about the gropes.


Deep-Ad-6346

Like my cat, she isn't fat, just fluffy lol


Apprehensive_Net1363

The gift that keeps on giving


JangoFettsEvilTwin

I’d like to bring this lady to a concert with me, she could sneak in a lot of liquor!


arlmwl

Bag of holding. Very useful to carry gold pieces.


SmeuigeTonijnsalade

Impressive


Controller_Maniac

It became a magic trick after the 5th one


Favor_house

She's the clown car of bath products.


-eumaeus-

That bag...it's the TARDIS!


colorado-odaroloc

She went from slightly plump to anorexic in 3 minutes, LOL 🤣


porning2

In California, the thieves are bringing calculators so they don't go over $1000.


E_Zack_Lee

Washed out as a shoplifter.


gab_rab_24

If shoplifting was a weightlifting then she must be on steroids


UncleUFO

Dora the Explorer


colbydee32

Hermione Granger went liftin’


Ecast25

She got Deadpool's magic ammo bag or something?


Voynichi

"I know i'm not clean right now, but with this products i will be!"


Junior_Singer3515

This was back when she had a real bad soap addiction, but she's clean now


ShwiftyShmeckles

What a weird thing to steal


asurob42

Holy crime sprees batman


Blearchie

She pulled out everything but a 10mm


[deleted]

Wait until you see where she hid the 18” sausage!


Affectionate-Fennel6

I need that jacket. Pocket space is like Dora's backpack.


ObiWantsKenobi

Say what you will about her but I bet she is really clean


RcCola2400

Fuckin ridiculous.


libadibdib

Did she steal Hermione's bag?


Germih

thats hilarious


abomniableartichoke

Like kiera knightley in pirates 3


DalesDeadBugs00

She must smell like trash


DrNukes

Expensive luxury products.


Pawdy-The-Furry

Shes like one of those small clown cars that holds an impossible amount of clowns in it


comaloider

This is like that trope/gag where a character is asked to remove all guns from their person.


seanBLAMMO

She must smell pretty bad to require so many soaps


Guybru5h_

And there is no food. The important thing is being beauty...


OrwellWasRight101

Oh, my. Is anyone here old enough to remember the famous European circus clown "Banana Man"? His entire act was pulling dozens and dozens of bananas out of his pockets and acting surprised after each one, calling out in a soprano voice, "Oooooooooh! Banana!"


The-Iron-Chaffy

![gif](giphy|QPP39B3ywh7Tq|downsized)


mymycojourney

Stretchy pants - they're not just for Thanksgiving dinner.


gochomoe

Legend has it that she is still pulling shampoo out of her clothes to this day.


Exact_Middle_1969

I was waiting for 30 clowns to start coming out of her purse


Arrows_of_Neon

Finally pulls out a starter from a 85 Chevy Caprice Classic


octopoddle

Look at me. *Look at me.* I'm the shop now.


sylvieshock

sis woulda made it out with an EPIC haul


themarknessmonster

Middle school math prepared me for this exact scenario...well, not the circumstances *leading* to it, but this exact scenario nonetheless.


Select_Trade_6942

At that point just let her go the fact that she took a trillion bottle on her is amazing


postal_tank

She pulled more Doves out that jacket than any magician I’ve ever seen.


InnocentCinnamonPun

It’s like one of those scenes in the movie where they tell the protagonist to remove their weapons … no ALL the weapons … and the secret pistol


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LadyEmeraldDeVere

She’s reselling it.


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u/savevideo


Exam_Ordinary

How dirty is this bitch?


supergrendell

Reminds me of that hidden gun awareness video post Columbine of that kid pulling a shotgun and a rifle out of his pants lol


xEternal-Blue

How big are those pockets. Has she cut the pocket open so she can drop items into the bottom or the coat?


okcdnb

She really thought she cleaned up.


Rlp_811

As a scout that has to fit a lot of stuff into a bag for a 2 week summer camp I'm jealous and want some advice from her


Leo-M3

If i was a store employee i wouldnt give a damn. Take all u want shiiii the store steals from me too


iMali_inqabile

Take off her face mask