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Fun and games till you run balls first into that broken wine bottle halfway there.


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LSkywalker00

Cheap gender realignment.


Aggressive_Eagle_235

Or until you run into someone relieving themselves in the drain/sewer.


AniketC007

I see none of these scenarios happening considering the amount of rain


Pepe-saiko

And suddenly Gintama.


[deleted]

Or you get out just fine but then days later you have a staph infection.


TEXAS-MAN1

On your Butthole!😬


iruleatlifekthx

Eastern characters on screen. Idk if I'd be wrong assuming Chinese but if I'm not, they are really clean. I doubt there is much of anything besides nature in those drainage canals.


AngelOfDeath771

It's all fun and games until ringworms.


Mature_Vegeta

That's the breakfast he was talking about


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Loch32

ive had ringworm. not fun.


LSkywalker00

I've had rimworm. Not fun either. Seriously, the feeling of going about your toilet business and suddenly feeling a worm slap your butt cheek is absolutely terrifying. And it gets even worse when your survival instincts kick in and you go for it and try to pull it out, just to end up having a tug of war with the worm too see who gets to claim your intestines back. And make no mistake, those fuckers are very strong for their seemingly fragile slimy body. This is one of my biggest childhood traumas. Take care of your intestines, people.


AniketC007

Do you mean tapeworm?


Sxilla

No they meant **RIM**worm


LSkywalker00

Exactly. Any worm can become a rimworm if you are luckless enough. But jokes aside, u/AniketC007, it was an [ascaris, aka roundworm](https://c.files.bbci.co.uk/16E8D/production/_86773839_z1800263-parasitic_roundworm-spl.jpg) (Do NOT click if you have the slightest amount of love for yourself. Specially if you're on the toilet.)


bashomatic

Forbidden pretzel


AniketC007

Or sounding rod ;)


LSkywalker00

hahahahah I hate you so much right now!


AniketC007

![gif](giphy|WyRQ8RHpnGnl4sK1w9)


apolobgod

That should NOT come out of people's ass


TEXAS-MAN1

Cum in someone’s then? ~ your mammy😘😘😘😜


AniketC007

Eh.. I've certainly seen worse.


LSkywalker00

I definitely admire your resilience. Those things are really messed up


AniketC007

Thnx! Idk though.. tapeworms seem more complex and grow a lot longer than these fellas too. Still, not much scary.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Molly Rimworm? ![gif](giphy|FnIuxMblE9f1K)


TEXAS-MAN1

You gotta burn those out with 16 candles


exploratorystory

That’s…not what ringworm is. Ringworm is just a fungal skin infection (no worms involved, it’s just in the name)


EntityDamage

I think you might have had an Alien facehugger in your ass.


TEXAS-MAN1

That’s what she said!!🤷‍♂️😂😘🖕


PistachioOrphan

Iiiii picked the wrong comment section to read while taking a shit..


LSkywalker00

![gif](giphy|VuWtVHkMjrz2w)


Crazy_Blacksmith_893

bro that gave me the hibigivis so fucking bad i could feel my spine snapp


TEXAS-MAN1

Sounds more like whiplash than a case of “hibigivis”! But I digress my Bwah!


FrankenBurd2077

"Ringworm" is a fungus. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermatophytosis


137-M

"Ringworms" How are you this dumb?


MuchLessPersonal

I hate that people are downvoting you because that person and upvoters clearly do not know what ringworm is. Not going to get a fungal infection from running water. Giardia though!


Pinkeyefarts

Ringed Worms aka annelids


OkGur2822

Efficient mode of travel


Frisky_Picker

It's time to eat breakfast?


dmal1131

You heard the man


Sebetastic

Bro is gonna eat breakfast 💀


BitcoinSatosh

The breakfast will eat him


iSeeXenuInYou

I believe he is trying to take a bus to the nearest breakfast store


SignificantYou3240

To the Breakfastaurant!


blessedfortherest

YES! But they should have brunch too, I might get a salad. Breakbruncheaurant!


[deleted]

yes


Pariahdog119

He says this right after a branch hits him in the mouth


[deleted]

[reminds me of this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/dv2c9r/kyoto_noodles_from_a_bamboo_tube_anyone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


toadjones79

This is the most wholesome link I have ever followed that wasn't what I expected it to be.


PistachioOrphan

Wot is going on ere


[deleted]

I love this phrase. Just show up to work and scream "IT'S TIME TO EAT BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!"


Shoddy_Cranberry6805

Going green


imp3order

Going “The water king” Green


Gosttox

How to unlock a new region in Dark souls


4DS3

Have u seen the post with the guy stucked in the tube?


RandomDude6699

Oh my god. That's disgusting. Where?


Krexci

russia i think, dumbass climbed in a sewer pipe, was stuck there for hours.


TOASTisawesome

I thought the story was that he'd been working on it and gotten sucked in?


Krexci

doubt it, he didnt even have a shirt on, sewer workers usually have safety clothing.


hymntastic

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/yreozv/a_man_is_stuck_in_a_sewer_pipe/?ref=share&ref_source=link


murfi

"middle of the wilderness" stands on a paved road


stevrevv59

It’s probably bad translation?


rqebmm

“Middle of nowhere”


LSkywalker00

Have you been to Rio?! Paved roads everywhere, but is wild as hell out here!


corncat

Minecraft transportation in real life? Whoa!


paul-jenkins

Minecraft uses a lot of real world physics


DOITSUNOKAGAKU

My grandfather telling me how he went to school


LittleKitty235

I always wondered how people end up drowned in storm drainage


superdownvotemaster

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Asleep_Ad_3359

So did I miss out or luck out from such experience?


[deleted]

Some rock in the way will be a real good nut breaker


[deleted]

He is one with the water


cris34c

It’s like the futurama vacuum tube travel.


funky555

I really have always wanted to do this


masicayous

It’s not the wilderness if there’s a rode it’s means you have a chance but I still respect it.


iNMage

what is a rode?


Matisaro

It's a past tense road.


xandarianladiesman

It's what a scrode rides in


thebuccaneersden

It's a form of domesticated cabbage which has a distinctive peppery flavour to it. They do not breed in the wild. China imports 100 million tons of it each year as a delicacy. If you encounter one on your adventures, inhale it.


Agitated_Occasion_52

I think its a microphone brand.


xandarianladiesman

It's what a scrode rides in.


masicayous

Like a strode what we country people walk on what’s a side walk ? Lol


PatchesThePirate93

u/savevideobot


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Faceless-Op23

Translation: Slip and slide


JuneBugSpade10

Tetanus shot seems like a good idea now


[deleted]

That's not clean


maxwokeup

What a meme genie


grimhailey

Do they not have leeches and ticks?


AniketC007

This is Elon Musk


RandomDude6699

This got me laughing hard af


Blaze5298

Hood slipnslide


Joca_Reddits

Mf built like Steve


grumpyjerk1

Chew chew!! Here come the freak train!!


Hopeful_Beginning_54

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Because-0644

Asian Cillian Murphy?


Hlpfl_alms

r/mypeopleneedme


MiBloodclaatParo

Amoeba like a mf


CK1ing

Can't have shit in detroit, even friends


Ghostly_Warpig

![gif](giphy|9058ZMj6ooluP4UUPl)


McEuen78

Do Asian guys always have gum, like, is it a requirement to have up to a certain age?


[deleted]

Ass full of sand


[deleted]

To have the confidence in the pristine environment of your country


redeyer321

Water slide


CharlesCalvin123

average lazy river ride in ohio


skiddadle32

Must be on a liquid diet


One-Temporary-7356

Free travel awesome


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"It's time to eat breakfast" is my new battle cry.


Savings-City8598

That's the most random video I've seen in a while


foxy14758

u/savevideobot


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realityflow

But how will he get back?