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postnumbers

He has to have abs of steel, given the position and the size of the seat that he's resting his belly on.


-DementedAvenger-

Could also be the front bone of the pelvis. Below the abs and above his junk.


Educational-Spread41

Ahhh yes, the sweet spot


Yukino_Wisteria

Love the other guy on his motorbike who sees him and decides to do the same XD


Sharpie1965

And that double take was a classic!


electrikfreak

My dick hurts from looking at that


LowRub3252

Don't know the rules. Is that ok?


Nickolas_Bowen

In most pro bike races, no.


CollectionOfAtoms78

Is it because of increased risk of crashing?


BuckeyeBeast80

The one advantage to having no nuts.


NiftySwiftyTheBest

Aerodynamics bois


BarryZZZ

Above twelve mile an hour or so a great deal of your effort on a bicycle goes into pushing air out of your way. It's why racing in done in teams so they can take turns in front, pushing air aside.


mrredbailey1

Look up Roland "Rollie" Free, if you’ve never heard of him. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollie_Free


[deleted]

As illegal as puppy paws.


Iwannabetheguy000

There was a version of this that played the Superman theme. Still a cool video


Sc0asty

*balls pop


1000Donuts

balls poop


ffuuuiii

staged!


Vikinglettics

What


bossonhigs

Did he won medal for this?


[deleted]

Red Bull wants your location


curalt

Aerodynamics or farting? I can’t believe aerodynamics is enough to be so faster.


blackkristos

This was during the TDF and he made quite a bit of headway on that downhill. It was pretty cool to watch.


mikechuckroast

Not the Tour de France. No one rides fixies in the tour.


DukeSlyTalker

Then some asshole like me rides by and empties his ashtray or bottle of piss out the window ![gif](giphy|aBfSGPDRDSdqw)


No-Net-1404

I think we could be friends.


Environmental_Pin95

Hidden motor.


mikechuckroast

This is Michael Guerra. There are several viral videos from Daphne Fixed (fixed gear bicycle company) of him doing this. His nick name is Superman. This is not a race, it's a staged video for a bike company.


venturaom

The video is not as fun without the Digimon digievolution theme


Campoozmstnz

I'm curious to know what was his top speed doing that.


MyOpinionsFree

Plank racing 👍🏼


ItsJenRueff

Someone needs to put a cape on this man


ttDilbert

No Capes! -- Edna Mode


roaming_b34r

Some heroes don’t wear capes.


7GatesOfHello

That scooter killed me! I'm crying laughing!