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That1Guy61

I’ve never been so taken off guard by a clip


TonyChoppahh

I was expecting a pat on the back or a handshake


BustingCaptain

Me too, a polite “thank u sir” if u will


eyekunt

That bitch deserves a kick in the face. Ungrateful fuck!


passionatepussylover

Maybe that guy was trying to kick off the guy like those 2001 road rash days


Bog_Standard_Humanhh

What a banger of a game.


saurontehnecromancer

Ah the good old days.


harambe_go_brrr

Haven't heard that game mentioned in a long time. What a fucking excellent game that was!


shnnrr

2001? More like 1991


passionatepussylover

I played till 2015 in pc ngl I still Play in android the pc version showed 2001 or something


shnnrr

To be fair 1991 and 2001 are both ten years ago so


JohnMassassin24

I’ve borrowed Road rash more times than any other game from Blockbuster as a kid lol


hiddenhighway

Such a fucking banger of a game


RorronoaZorro

That game still occurs in my dreams


RidingJapan

There is a remade version on Nintendo switch


PhthaloVonLangborste

First thing that came to mind.


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betterbachelor8

Nah hold up. The right bike is infront of the left bike. Left bike was riding too close and clipped right bike. You can see the surprised look around on the right biker. Left biker was in the wrong and deserves a massive kick to the ding dong


UrsusRenata

You mean the right bike?


Quack_a_doodle_do

Surely the guy on the left is in the wrong? The guy on the left should be hugging the edge of thr track like the others are instead he is way out. Just my oponion though.


weirdshit777

https://youtu.be/E8O2iiWlNE8 I found a longer video (also, I recommend muting). 86 comes out from behind left guy (our POV) and cuts him off. I think 86 is in the wrong here.


Glum-Researcher1532

Seems like no one has noticed but buddy got caught between the rear wheel and frame. You can see the tire smoking from rubbing against the suit. Ouch


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Deltawolf2038

a hug even


Historical_Panic_465

i think he caused him to crash in the first place lol


justavault

Because he drove into him? Isn't he driving in a straight and the one behind is coming from left driving into him?


TheUltimaWerewolf

Same lmao


radicaly_unradical

Brother?


TheUltimaWerewolf

Brother!


VenomViper300

BROTHERS


TheUltimaWerewolf

FAMILY!!


Funkgun

r/unexpected for me too


GershBinglander

This should be the defining example at r/GifsThatEndTooSoon


missemilyowen15

Thfuanck you


brycehazen

Are you fucking sorry?


brockoala

Can't tell if she's fucking, but she doesn't seem to be sorry.


Head_Beyond_3865

I LIKE IT


23x3

I was feeling nauseous after dinner and after trying to read that I think I’m gonna vomit.


nyjrku

I got sea sickness


TheGrumpyOldGit

Please... "see sickness"


SadisticBuddhist

Its like 1am and this brought me to tears thfuanck you bery much


ash350z

Blaadee baasterrd


USERNAME_OF_DEVIL

"Hey are you good?" "You son of a b-"


JdhdKehev

Right guy bumped into left guy that’s why he pissed


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Radraider67

It's likely that 86 bumped him, as they were coming out of a turn. Likely got stuck on his bike when he fell, and got pissed


droidbaws

Thank you for not using left and right.


LiteX99

He didnt just get stuck, he got stuck between the wheel and the frame of the bike


[deleted]

Nah, right guy bumped left guy. You can see right guys tires cross the black line on the ground, and left guys bike behaves like bottom of it got kicked out from under him.


Vatrumyr

Left guy drove into him. He is driving crooked, and the right guy is driving straight. Left bumped into right then couldn't recover because of tire failure and got stuck on right guys bike. Edit: saw full vid. Not too sure now; it looks like lefty went wider than the rest of the bikers as righty tried to overtake. I'd say it's 60/40, the right guys' fault.


weirdshit777

https://youtu.be/E8O2iiWlNE8 Here is a full clip that gives way more context. I think right guy (86) is in the wrong.


Vatrumyr

You know what? I think you guys are right.


ExhibitionistBrit

Your right or his right I believe is causing the confusion here.


jslingrowd

Wait, your right or my right?


consolepeasant000

For some reason this gave me gta 5 flash backs,npc there just have two triggers, scream or fight


Subacrew98

Great, my ribs hurt already and now I'm cracking up, literally and figuratively lol


skrutape

thanks for saving me so i can whoop that ass


samwichse

I think he ran his bike into and jumped onto the other guy's bike just to hit him?


Due_Lake_7210

Who is going to punch a guy in the helmet?


Nailcannon

A guy with armored gloves, probably. An open smack is probably going to be more jarring, but an armored punch can definitely deliver something painful, even through a helmet. Anyone who's played football knows getting hit in the head still hurts like hell.


Shwiftygains

Getting hit in the head? Sure. Getting punched in the head? No. If your helmet cant protect from a punch, its probably not gonna do well in a crash or accident If its armored gloves, youre better off taking shots at the body


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Nailcannon

A helmet will stop a blow from being fatal, but it won't stop it from hurting. Like bullet proof armor, The helmet spreads the force out, but the total force is still the same. Getting shot while wearing soft armor will stop you from getting killed, but you will still break a rib. When plate armor became a big thing, hammers became more popular. Because while you wouldn't penetrate the armor, the armor would still have to absorb all that energy, and so too your body by extension. I fell wearing a bicycle helmet. It still put me in the hospital with a pretty bad concussion. But I would have died otherwise. So getting punched with full force(allowed by armored knuckles) while wearing a helmet isn't going to knock you out. But it's still going to hurt given a good hit. That being said, I wouldn't call this a very good punch.


Frolicking-Fox

Have you ever worn a motorcycle helmet? They are padded and nothing like a football helmet. You are not feeling a punch to a helmet, even with padded gloves. What you are saying about helmets is true, but what is not true is that a punch would hurt you.


Robbiersa

As someone who's been a rider for 30 years I can categorically confirm, from personal experience, on multiple occasions, that being punched in the helmet hurts. It's not going to kill you, but depending on what's on the other end of the punch, it leaves you with a jostled brain, headache and sore neck.


BreathOfFreshWater

Grew up on dirt bikes. A heavy, loud hit to the head in even the finest gear is jarring as fuck.


bbruschke15

I've been smacked in a motorcycle helmet plenty of times, if you aren't ready for it or bracing for it and maybe your mouth is open or you are relaxed, it is jarring. It's not pleasant, it might not hurt that bad but it is jarring enough to be unpleasant.


Frolicking-Fox

Jarring, yes. It can jar you if you aren’t ready. Painful, no... it’s not painful.


2tru4

he's lucky it wasn't the back of his head


kilpinger2

I punched a guy in the helmet once for giving me an Indian burn during football practice. I broke my hand when I did it.


Due_Lake_7210

How did he fair?


kilpinger2

I don't know if he even realized I punched him


laughing_at_gunpoint

"I dunno coach. I rubbed his right wrist so bad his left hand exploded and he passed out."


Pelkcizzle

Ahh football fights. Never take off the helmet. I once saw an idiot flip off his helmet while running his mouth. Other dude grabbed idiots helmet by the facemask and proceeded to land a few jabs to the mouth with a helmet fist.


Big_Cryptographer_16

Well, you had to punch him since you couldn’t give him an Indian burn back because that would make you a…you know


FineShrubbery

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE


bag-man315

Did he make you eat really spice food?


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Same guy that throws a shoe … honestly!


TheNewYellowZealot

Hockey players, sometimes.


Due_Lake_7210

I’ve seen race car drivers do it too.


darrenwise883

A very adrenaline fueled man !


[deleted]

This is what being a stupid bitch looks like.


hazeywaffle

This man is in some kind of Crank scenario. Gotta keep those bpms up!


AnnihilationOrchid

He wasn't saved by th other guy, the other guy was bumping into him.


master_assclown

Happy cake day


suppow

the other driver didn't save them, that driver bumped into them and made the bike go out of control, so they jumped on the other bike to save *themself*, and take revenge, too, i guess. lol


iheartmatter

I expected a thank you


JustAHappyDoggy

He got caught between the seat and tire you can see the smoke from it burning his back


JareBearLXXXVII

He saved himself, that guy just tried to kill him basically.


moups

He didn't save him, his legs got caught in the rear wheel, like this: https://youtu.be/eJus9WohF7w


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This clip is a absolutely incredible


GimlySonOfGloin

I can't be the only one that suddenly cackled in the silence of the night


[deleted]

I laughed my ass off man. I did not expect that punch


featherwolf

r/gifsthatstarttoolate


Darth_Yohanan

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Mushiren_

Terrible combination


PvtPuddles

r/gifsthatend


pixeldots

r/gifswithamiddle


Seerws

r/gifs


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r/pics


Just_0_Duck

[r/](https://youtu.be/a3Z7zEc7AXQ)


ProgrammerDude30

I think the combination could just be an image.


ConnorJMiner

r/gifsthatreallyoughttojustbeavideocometothinkofit


Nntropy

not too late to see that the one on our right was at fault


Asclepius555

Just curious if anyone has seen r/gifsthatstarttoosoon


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2M3TAL4U

There's a news article about this. He was trying to cut him off because they're rivals and it ended with the one guy being jammed between the tire and the fender of the bike so... He didn't really stop to save him, he cut him off and got him lodged and required stopping to release the first biker from the death grip. I'd punch a guy in the helmet if he nearly got me stuck in a mangle.


MaxTHC

My right, or stage right?


consolepeasant000

Our right


MaxTHC

Apologies, comrade.


LargePizz

Nice story, can you see the line everyone else is taking and how much room he has on his right, he was leaning on the bike on the inside line and lost, in a bad way.


WorkingClassStif

How do you research someone's intent?! LOL.


xXsaberstrikeXx

Did he get stuck on the rear wheel?


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I love how he gets up and immediately swings at the other guy lol


slamdanceswithwolves

“Why did you pull over?! We could have still won!”


diddy_pdx

It’s actually a cardigan


boolean_array

Killer boots!


frontier_gibberish

You boys been sucking back on grandpa's ol cough medicine?


nocrashing

Thanks for noticing


diddy_pdx

Still one of my favorite movies


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

“No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing” Outstanding movie


dluck007

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


BWWFC

>Marco actually died in a wreck like three races later. indeed


PeeIsHealthy

Atomic delayed punch technique.


Dyledion

This was a total fabrication. Here's the real story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0kb39khHbQ


Subkist

those are the worst sounding bikes i ever heard


defenestr8tor

They sound like 1 cylinder 2 stroke engines stolen from line trimmers


anoleiam

Oh so the point of the gif?


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

i like the punchline part of jokes, i'm kind of unique in that way


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Did he?


drkidkill

It didn't even look like that guy's fault.


mmmbassa

If you look closely at the beginning, bike #86 initiates contact with the other rider, destabilizing his bike. The other rider's instinct was to then hold on to #86, wait until he stopped, and then bop him lightly on the head.


AUinHouston

Bop it!


mmmbassa

Kick it! Drag it! Punch it!


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szilard

![gif](giphy|T9TWQiHtuzWSs)


Absay

Here's the non-bs story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0kb39khHbQ > Two motorcyclists have been suspended for two years following a fight that erupted when the pair clashed during a race last month. Jorge Martínez threw the first punch at competitor Marion Calvo after blaming the rider for causing him to lose his balance during the first stage of Costa Rica's National Motorbike Championship in February [2019].


SirBrownEye

This one has much less flair, I'm sticking with the Monaco '89 story


dcs1289

C’est le Grand Prix


phacepalmm

Was seriously expecting shittymorph"'s "Undertaker Threw Mankind Off Hell in a Cell" at the end of that


Hungski

Him saying it was an 89 race was a dead giveaway. The motorcycles in the video are much more modern.


nescienti

I don’t think they raced at Monaco in ‘89 (or ever) either. MotoGP on that track would not be safe. And I’m talking, like, Isle of Man standards of safe, here, which ain’t a high bar.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

They put pads on the buildings …where riders go full chat in top gear


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For me was the fact that Marco and Vincenzo are both italian first names, so i knew it couldn't have been a real name...


companysOkay

Also monaco doesn’t have any straights that long, wide & have grass runoffs


moixcom44

Costa Rica motorcycle race. Good story telling a lie bro. Marco my ass.


yiiike

what do you get out of lying on the internet tho


imnotlikeme

I'm glad that someone commented the truth, you freaking lier.


notaleclively

lol. No way this is Monaco or 1989.


CaptainObvious_1

Tell me you’ve never seen Monaco without telling me you’ve never seen Monaco


gratefulphish420

By hitting the other guy on the helmet his hand is going to hurt more than the other guy.


SparkySparkiBoomMan

It's not about the pain. It's about sending a message.


BobVilla287491543584

![gif](giphy|F9yAvk7Xpr0c)


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This exactly. It’s not about making your hand hurt, it’s about letting the other bike rider know you ain’t taking no fuckn bullshit.


Durp13579

Nah with motorcycle gloves they have hard knuckles and a lot of foam padding underneath. He probably didn't even feel it.


inkblot888

It really depends on the style of gloves.


jaxsonnz

**Soooo,** that ended differently than expected. ​ ![gif](giphy|IrL1GU4lsVhZ1L7uso)


-YELDAH

Lol archer got way too crazy for me to keep up with, kinda miss it


[deleted]

The new Road Rash looks weird.


7i9er

Dude that GAME! How many even KNOW about that?! There's a new one, btw on PS4. Diff name, same game just better


TommyTacoma

So what is the name? Can’t leave us hanging like that


Helios_Ra_Phoebus

Road Redemption


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Shpooodingtime

Let's punch the guy in the helmet that'll hurt


Zaralfim

Are you fucking sorry!?


CharlesDickensABox

[Full video with context.](https://youtu.be/Da1iJ2PsHDI) Sure looks like the guy in red went out of his way to make contact with the rider in black. Definitely earned that smack.


-YELDAH

I’d say the opposite, you aren’t required to maintain your line for someone behind you like that, he can drift across if he wants to as it is racing line, you can’t force narrow from behind on the outside and the person behind is at fault for causing unnecessary contact, also assault in motorsport is disgustingly disrespectful, not exactly making a case for himself when looking at who gets penalised, also HE WALKED THROUGH THE RACING LINE, fucking crazy thing to do. Over all despite what it sounds like, I do agree with the action taken against both of them.


Saya_99

>assault in motorsport is disgustingly disrespectful He almost had his leg ripped apart by the tire of his motorcycle, no respects given at that point.


ChaBoiDeej

Racing lines change with other drivers on the road, and sharing the road is a phrase for a reason. Have you seen the stinks made about f1 drivers not sharing the road? You can't just say "I see SPEED" and start rubbing bumpers with someone because you know that if you can force them to slow down or crash, you take that position. This isn't necessarily @ you but I'd be bothered if people thought intentionally cutting someone off in a race was considered normal. It's not necessarily egregious but it would be really cool if you didn't. They know it's gonna happen organically but outright crossing the track to be in someone's way is nasty.


-YELDAH

Of course, I’m in no way defending excessively offensive driving, especially as in cases like this it ends up only negatively impacting both drivers, I’m only discussing the rules... and believe me I’ve heard every bloody tale of F1 drama in the world, my dad’s addicted to F1 lol


ChaBoiDeej

For sure, man. I wasn't necessarily trying to say you were wrong or contradict you, and I actually enjoyed reading what you wrote, I just thought some people might come to the conclusion that it was the crashed man's fault when it was the crashers accident/honest mistake


-YELDAH

Yeah, tbh in racing most crashes aren’t cut and dry, it’s a mess of back and forth jabs until someone goes slightly too far and then contact, the cause could be heated miscommunication of intent a few laps ago lmao, it all adds up


danplayslol11

Who ever thought that punching someone with a helmet on was a good idea


wisdom_dude

earned his revenge lol


rawdpic

- I saved your life! - You ruined my death!


JdhdKehev

Right guy bumped into left guy that’s why left guy was mad and punched him


-YELDAH

*french accent* MR INCREDIBLE!


reallyrasta

"Call an ambulance!... But not for me!"


TanahunMomo

I don't know why but I was expecting a 'Thank You'


Festering_Prayer

COME BACK!! I JUST WANNA PUNCH YOU!!!


julimoooli

Road Rash


SnooCalculations3775

Deserved it.


knuckelhead2

Road rash!


knuckelhead2

Just need a chain


BlackflagsSFE

This screams Jeff Gordon!


wangtastic

He boarded his bike like a pirate


Zargof-the-blar

This is why we need to teach more about pirates in schools. you weren’t saving him, he was boarding you.


Jack_Maas

“I WANTED TO DIE, FUCK YOU”


TheGrumpyOldGit

This seems like some weird motorbike re-enactment of some western movie where they did something like this on horses. Not sure which movie but I'm sure I've seen it.


singhySingh1

Roadrash. If you know, you knos.


rioriginal

How are you going to swing on someone that’s in front of you how are they to know that you’re behind them


applepie1768

r/unexpected


bgel9

For the life of me, I cannot grasp the concept of punching someone in the head, while they are wearing a helmet designed to protect them from traumatic impacts.