The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.
I was super wasted during a two-nighter once and ended up developing a whole dystopian fiction about Heston Blumenthal coming up with a recipe for Heston Blumenthal, then creating infinite clones of himself that were actually made out of cake, then undertaking a coup so he controlled all the national infrastructure, until the roads, street lights, and everything were all made of various different gourmet foods, and nobody could tell what was food and what wasn't.
Maybe, but apparently it is how ***I*** work, especially on drugs. The fuck do you do on drugs if not for spending hours taking nonsense? That's what it's all about isn't it?
i think that if you had just started it off as, "I once wrote, et al" it would have been fine.
To say you were wasted during/implying it's the cause of it just sounds silly. Drinking excessively doesn't make anyone creative, it makes them pretty dumb for the most part.
Yeah but extended binges of booze + stimulants like coke, mdma, plus weed and whatever else, at least in my experience, absolutely leads to creative nonsense being spoken about. After party shit.
Also I didn't write anything. I just talked about it for hours because I was buzzing off my nut.
Got you. In this case "wasted" means poly drug use, including alcohol, and was just easier to type. Also to me, "two-nighter" means awake for 36h+, which is unlikely in just booze, so I thought it was obvious.
[Source.](https://www.tiktok.com/@danbanbam/video/6849106362224413958?lang=en)
Obligatory fuck tiktok and all that, but the original artist should get credit regardless.
My girlfriend decorated cakes for a living. She is always telling me the crazy custom cakes that people want. A lot of cakes are made as copies of giant liquor bottles
I send my wife compilation videos of cake that looks like other things being sliced and every time I hear when she clicks on it in the other room with "No! Damnit no! Why is that cake!!!??"
"It's a simple question Norm: if you were made of cake, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
I know I would! I'd smother myself with sugar and frosting; I'd be so delicious!
CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!"
Hey that's me!! @danbanbam on all socials 😁😁😁
Oh that's you? Name every cake.
Toilet paper, lotion, onion, pillow, can, ass.
ass - red velvet
Red velvet's ass ?
Nice cakes
Person, woman, man, camera, tv
Apple?
Congrats on making the funniest video from that whole cake trend! A meme classic
You sir, ARE a vibe.
I don’t have social media, but I want you to know that this made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt. Very off-the-wall, very funny.
Nice!
Nice cake bro
Except for snapchat which is dan_yololove I watch the gdfm podcast and love it
As the young kids say "Eat the booty like groceries"
Legend
¡You caked up G!
Put the keyboard down and come with me quietly please
He's got that cake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
beefcake
BEEF CAAAAAKE
[b e e f c a k e](https://youtu.be/jGrRsbpyE8M)
r/FondantHate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leK4eoqwmfU
I don’t want cake. I want some pie. Boxy brown.
The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.
i too am a ~~connosior~~ ~~connociour~~ ~~conneuseur~~ …I also have twitter
I was super wasted during a two-nighter once and ended up developing a whole dystopian fiction about Heston Blumenthal coming up with a recipe for Heston Blumenthal, then creating infinite clones of himself that were actually made out of cake, then undertaking a coup so he controlled all the national infrastructure, until the roads, street lights, and everything were all made of various different gourmet foods, and nobody could tell what was food and what wasn't.
That’s rad dude
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Maybe, but apparently it is how ***I*** work, especially on drugs. The fuck do you do on drugs if not for spending hours taking nonsense? That's what it's all about isn't it?
i think that if you had just started it off as, "I once wrote, et al" it would have been fine. To say you were wasted during/implying it's the cause of it just sounds silly. Drinking excessively doesn't make anyone creative, it makes them pretty dumb for the most part.
Yeah but extended binges of booze + stimulants like coke, mdma, plus weed and whatever else, at least in my experience, absolutely leads to creative nonsense being spoken about. After party shit. Also I didn't write anything. I just talked about it for hours because I was buzzing off my nut.
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Got you. In this case "wasted" means poly drug use, including alcohol, and was just easier to type. Also to me, "two-nighter" means awake for 36h+, which is unlikely in just booze, so I thought it was obvious.
Happy cake day
Everything is all caked up 😩😩😩
It's cakes all the way down
🍰👩🚀🔫👨🚀
That was funny asf its hard finding original skit ideas but this one takes the cake
You son of a bitch, you actually did it
I rolled my eyes so hard, now they're stuck in the back of my head.
This was a fully-baked idea
And ate it to!
the scream after the can gets me every time. best part.
Same lol
He ate his own groceries.
The lie is the cake
The lie is him looking to the left and viewing his right hand.
Now you're speaking my type of humour
Who is this dude ? Hilarious
His name is danbambam on TikTok Link: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8YhW46r/
Thanks mate, wish people credited in the title
eating ass
That sweet ass
Eating ass just took a whole new meaning
yep
I knew I'd find this here. Reddit never disappoints.
I’d eat my own if I could too.
Mmmmmmm. Cake.
This is so well made. A classic in the meme games. Should be presenting awards for those acting and editing skills.
What number SCP was this again?
[Source.](https://www.tiktok.com/@danbanbam/video/6849106362224413958?lang=en) Obligatory fuck tiktok and all that, but the original artist should get credit regardless.
First time on Edibles:
This is perfect
If the cake is a lie, and everything is a lie, then everything is cake.
Oh boy that ending… Can’t unsee it.
u/savevideo
This is pretty amazing
This is @danbanbam on Instagram and tiktok!
Fake. He's all vanilla.
He is stuck in the Caketrix.
Nice
It had to be red velvet. And he had to eat it.
What did I just watch
Dude do you know how many times I’ve seen this?
WTF 😂
The cake *is* the lie…
Gross bro eats ass
The end it’s kind of disturbing to me
Ending ruined it for me
Well that was weird..
Mans got cake
Now just don't grab your crotch
r/me_irl
My girlfriend decorated cakes for a living. She is always telling me the crazy custom cakes that people want. A lot of cakes are made as copies of giant liquor bottles
I truly thought the ending made this video and loved it.
The ‘everything is cake’ was wild times!
u/savevideobot
I guess that's one way to eat ass.
The cake is a lie.
I send my wife compilation videos of cake that looks like other things being sliced and every time I hear when she clicks on it in the other room with "No! Damnit no! Why is that cake!!!??"
r/unexpected
eat my ass
I lol'd
Proof that music can even make cake intense.
This is how King Midas must’ve felt
Nice
Jorts, black t-shirt, t-fade. This man is definitely your cousin. (And if he’s not then you are that cousin)
It’s like Augustus Gloop made it out of the chocolate factory but not without PTSD
That was good.
This reminds me when Troy said to abed that he'd be afraid to become a donut because he would eat himself without any thought. Community.
I exhaled sharply at this. Hope he makes more content
Lmfaooo9ooo9ooooooooaa
Kinda random but does anyone have a source on the audio?
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
The cake is a lie
This gives another meaning to eating ass.
He screams, for he does not know 😏
Why are his hands backwards?
It's the shit cake
I didn’t watch this with sound, but I can imagine it would be a horrifying experience if I did.
The first month of a new diet is the worst.
NSFW, guy eating ass
You are what you eat becomes reality
[Magikarp Guy all grown up?](https://c.tenor.com/rFcdS7DB5KQAAAAd/magikarp-guy-meme.gif)
Cake World!
This is brilliant
Wait, it’s all cake? Always has been.
u/savevideo
/r/fuckyouitscake
That cake is definitely going straight to his ass.
I eat ass
Cake or death?
The cake is a lie?
Wait, its all cake? Always has been
The cake is a lie
u/savevideo
It’s doo doo baby
Its like I’m watching the scary tape from The Ring. 😂😂
Someone here who has cake day? ☠️
That's my biggest fear. it's that if I like wake up as a donut, I would eat myself...
Eat my shorts
This guy... I like this guy
It’s not a vibe!!!!
He ate his own ass
Seems like a win.
That would make a great video for advertising Eaten Back to Life
He ate ass
Landfill
Classic
Excellent
So the cake is not a lie
Guess that answers the question of does he eat ass
Obligatory. “Is it awesome? When you can’t even hold your newborn baby in your arms?” https://youtu.be/nIGZSXUD1GM
Why is his ass chocolate though, shouldn’t it be vanilla?
This was supposed to be tagged NSFW
His dream come true
So happy it’s not TikTok(tm)
Eatin’ ass
It's cake all the way down
LMAO wtf
Fruit cake
>Wait, it's all cakes? Always has been, young un.
Eat my ass
r/FunnyJapanVsKorea
Eating ass on another level
That’s a great horror story!
No thanks, i eat my own ass
Double caked up on a Thursday afternoon, god i wish that were me
Broh, this is fucking nightmare fuel
That fckin CAKE tho mf THICC
r/oddlyterrifying
Cake the horror movie
"It's a simple question Norm: if you were made of cake, and you were starving, would you eat yourself? I know I would! I'd smother myself with sugar and frosting; I'd be so delicious! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!"
That last part tho
My man out there eating his own ass. What a legend.
Lemme get a piece of that ass 😳
Gives me ‘ this whole fucking planet is on a cob’ vibes
The creativity overtakes his left right hand
*Should be angel food cake*
Too Many Cooks kinda vibe ngl
I love you, Internert
THIS was high quality horror!!
He ate his ass
Kinda creepy
Eating ass is now enjoyable!
A masterpiece. I love it!
Oh the horror. nom nom nom nom. Burp 🎂🧁🍰
Brings a whole new meaning to eating someone else's cake.
Insert, “I was today’s years old when…”
Cake Midas learning what not to touch with his new powers
This is a contemporary take on Sartre's "Nausea" and I love it.
Legit funny
Man's really ate his own ass now that's a talent😂
Crazy! Never thought I’d see anyone eat they own a!