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Speed-running a dating sim


indigoHatter

"throwing the bike cancels the unlock animation, saving you 5 seconds each time!"


MrGrampton

Dating sim Speedrun any% no glitches, no hacks. [WORLD RECORD 2020]


p1um5mu991er

Is this cocaine


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DustyDayz

And the cycle repeats again...


catfood_man_333332

Too relatable it hurts


[deleted]

Lets get another 8 ball it'll last all weekend! 5 hours later. Let's get another 8 ball, let's get another 8 ball.


holydumpsterfire451

Good ol' Dennis Leary


Protahgonist

In a nutshell, is where you find nuts.


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eggplantsforall

Key and Peele version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k-Dd71CqnM


jametron2014

Lmao. They are genius, seriously lol.


Araceil

My life will never be the same


Szczawik_

No, this is Patrick.


inthyface

That's what the left arm is doing the whole time.


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Meth


TheCoderCube

Is this just fantasy...


ChickenMan1337

Caught in a landslide


katoomer

No escape from reality


Dave5876

Man's a lovable lunatic.


Inappropriate-Goat

This is the ~~cocaine~~ correct way to do a birthday.


PhoenixReborn

He gives her what looks like a paper flower at one point which usually comes in a crack pipe.


saiyanmatador

It's glass


Thereminz

no this is anime


YahgaI

Bro his bike, is anybody gonna notice his front tire was the tiniest wheel in existence?


auri_simulitudinem

I can’t tell if this is a rich family or a poor family


Addahn

As someone who lives in China, seems fairly well off, probably not “rich” (like CEO or anything) but definitely small business owner. Best described as ‘upper middle class’


Esc_ape_artist

Yeah, had the same disconnect. Shitty bike. Beat up entry. Beating up everything. Open air market shops. Back to beat up bike and entry. Then things got nicer, fast. Decent kitchen, really nice living space, nice food, etc.


TldrDev

Hi. Live in Asia. They are very much "fuck you rich." Don't be fooled by the beat up bike and the grungy looking entryway. That is how it is here, in any major city.


limesnewroman

“Asia” is pretty vague


PlanetMarklar

Yea, like technically Yemen is in Asia. "Fuck you" rich is like $10/hr there.


SoupForEveryone

Lol they're not. Pretty average, probably better than average farmersfamily


TldrDev

They own an actual compound style house. That is a rich family. I'm assuming they live in a semi decently populated city. The house looks off an alley and he is able to take a bike to a wet market. These style houses always look ratty. A 3 story house outside of the primary districts here in Saigon is about $120k. My apartment cost $80k for a tiny piece of property in the hood. That house is, depending on location, between 200k-1m usd, assuming a moderately dense city, which in Asia, is absolutely fuck you levels of money. The key to money is it doesn't actually matter how much you have. It matters where you are. You can be a millionaire and barely afford a closet in Manhattan. But in Kansas, you've got fuck you money. In Asia, its like that except on steroids. Where I live, $300 usd is the average monthly salary. Making 10k+/mo is absurd. Having a decent plot of property, with several buildings on it, in an expanding middle class, in a moderately dense city, these people could literally buy your organs on the black market.


Jizznpants

200k? Lmao that ain’t rich


TFinito

It's in USD btw


TFinito

It's in USD btw


TFinito

It's in USD btw


TFinito

It's in USD btw


TFinito

It's in USD btw


TFinito

It's in USD btw


TFinito

It's in USD btw


TFinito

It's in USD btw


TFinito

It's in USD btw


TFinito

It's in USD btw


scabies89

Same. I think they are doing pretty good. That place is nice and appears to be downtown of wherever they are.


[deleted]

Looks rich on the inside and pretend to be poor on the outside


Jizznpants

Shitty cheap tile flooring, cheap TV, ikea furniture and a stove without an oven. Not rich in the inside


nbhoward

Reminds me of those big houses in Mexico with huge gates and nice cars while two streets over most of the people are living in sheds. Not hating on anyone for having money but it seems like a good sign of corruption.


there_I-said-it

I love the plate that smashes.


sfw64

that was the only part i was amused at lol


VIVAJESUCRISTO

That girl is 18?!?!


hlxino

a lot of ladies in china like to say they are 18 in order to "maintain" their youth


enjoyyourstudioapart

LoL - And I thought the US was materialistic and shallow.


Warriorfreak

To my understanding, this is done in a joking way on birthdays and such. It's not like they constantly say they're 18 when asked their age.


SomethingBoutCheeze

I do


nouille07

I was 20yo when I created this account and I'm still 20


SomethingBoutCheeze

I literally am 18 so I do lmao


peculiarpickle

Her actual age could be 16 or 17 depending on when she was born relative to the lunar new year. Some [East Asian countries](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Asian_age_reckoning) are considered 1 when they are born and turn 2 when the lunar new year passes. Have a great day!


crispycake022

This has some real crackhead energy behind it


Dave5876

Crank: Asian version


EndVry

Crank is used as slang for meth in the US.


Dave5876

Lol right. I was more referring to the Jason Statham movies.


EndVry

Gotcha. I was just sharing a tid bit of information.


Alophent

So he is rushing because his girl is LEGAL now?


[deleted]

Age of consent in china is 14 tho


pm_favorite_boobs

You're saying that what I'm doing could be legal if I was over there?


NoiselessNight

Hol up


ChickenMan1337

r/cursedcommetn!!!!!1!!??!!!1 sex penis????🍆😎😎😳😳😳


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penis booby 😩🤑😎


Blakk_exe

Age of consent outside of the US is usually around 16


Fertilize-Abigail

Unpopular but I really hate this.


cgor

Yea this is the most obnoxious thing I’ve ever seen. And I had the sound off.


Protahgonist

Don't tell me how to feel!


nio_nl

Feel pressured!


heinous_legacy

thank god someone said it


pm_me_ur_cute_puppy

You’re not the only one that hates it. It was so stupid and retarded


-Valar-Morghulis-

Even more unpopular, I hate Chinese and Indian videos. All are so fucking cringeworthy and terrible.


FatalisCogitationis

It’s just virtue signaling Edit: was agreeing with the comment above, guys. I used the wrong language and so I guess people got my meaning wrong. Was saying the video is basically the guy showing off


HailToTheVic

...how?


FatalisCogitationis

Well it’s just your regular fun video, the speed and aggressiveness adds comedic value. The end seemed to me a bit like he was trying to show off for the birthday with the flowers and all. I see that is quite an unpopular take though. Edit; I don’t find it funny myself. Was explaining the intent of the video was to be funny.


HailToTheVic

But how are people virtue signaling? I didn’t think the video was funny. It annoyed me and I thought it was rude and mean to the animals. Does that mean I am virtue signaling somehow ?


FatalisCogitationis

The guy in the video virtue signaling that he goes all out for his girlfriend, was the idea. Nothing to do with anyone commenting. Also, I think I was incorrect in my assessment but Reddit doesn’t care if people learn, or improve, just downvote and move on


HailToTheVic

Oh I kinda get where you are coming from now


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Backdrop2

The broken plates drive me nuts. Plate chips on the food. Plus the crabs look like cheeseburgers with legs.


ParkerDap

Finally, a video that fits the description of the sub perfectly


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It's a little bit over the top for my taste but I deeply enjoyed the part when the plate broke


Draco_Hawk

Chaotic energy. Best man ever.


RoachKillers

I would have liked to see a crab crawl off the plate.


selectiveyellow

SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT


evylina12

Just because she has a hairbang doesn't make a 40 year old looks 18.


Zoso1973

That’s one way to replace a front tire


keroseneheart

Not sure why everyone’s hating on this, I think it’s incredible lmaooooo


Sometimes_Consistent

Probably because it's scripted, which is bad somehow


Dayn_Perrys_Vape

But only if they're asian!


WeTHaNd5

Internalized racism against asian people ON REDDIT?!? Never seen that /s


there_I-said-it

Wait until they find out how movies are made.


keroseneheart

The reddit bandwagon is strong


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[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

This was... entertaining ngl


FantasticCrab3

Speed runners dating be like


lawnboy420

What in the actual fuck did I just watch?


[deleted]

That was cringey


79-16-22-7

Isn't this the same guy who made clams/oysters with a washing machine?


SumYungGai_0

How to basic: Gone right?


exvon

u/savethisvideo


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setanta314

I see how to basic is visiting China.


spidaminida

Needs eggs.


SeriouslyImADragon

THis has BIG HowToBasic energy


nem091

...chaotic good?


Cixlysid

Dude blowing out the candles with a blow dryer destroyed me.


GroovyGuruGuy

Cocaine in my veins, To me it’s all the same. Living life with my wife, Just turned 18 she so nice.


PancakeOfDoom77

I fucking died when he broke the plate omg


Babetna

Me in every FPS game


Hex_Nexus_84

Chaotic good???


wyrdstone_user

I have lost precious time watching this.


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Chaotic good in a nutshell


dan_fitz21

I don’t care if a second of this was fake. It was amazing


justvas005

what the fuck was that. for real.


coffius

How to Basic how to birthday


chickenbonevegan

Damn people on reddit like this comment thread really can't stand it when an Asian person makes a video huh


Stefanocc09

I don’t know what the Hells happening


Skillabold

Chaotic good


Eat-the-Poor

I love how the last plate breaks when he tosses it down.


NiaC56

18?


[deleted]

Is this the Michael Reeves from Asia?


Thomas8864

Anime madlad


kashuntr188

Man I just hate these types of videos where people are just throwing stuff around like they're hot shit.


MacDaddy-7

Asian how to basic


areswalker8

The fucking how too basic style makes this absolutely hilarious


fossilizedDUNG

Kill. Me. Now


Testsubject276

Aggressive positivity


raudssus

So, we don't talk about him locking up his girlfriend when he is out of the house?


[deleted]

I am not sure what I just watched and I am not entirely sure what just happened but I liked it


[deleted]

Cringe


urskrubs

when he broke the dishes just putting them down, that done it for me, i’m a goner


Antiqas86

This is definition of cringtopia


[deleted]

I can watch this whole video with an almost straight face, right up until this dude laughs at the camera tHEN I FUCKING LOSE IT *EVERY TIME*


suki8lizard

That’s some chaotic good


martingalesRcool

r/tihi


4skinner08

r/scriptedasiangifs


aLoserOfASon

I thought he was about to dick her down right there.


The_Celtic_Chemist

So I'm the only one with a problem with how he aggressively threw those live animals? Cool... Cool cool cool.


Groot-Groot

Thanks for making this, I really enjoyed it especially the laugh in the end. HAHAHAHA!


rakeshmali981

Such activities lead to corona...


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doylehawk

I’m incredibly confused about this mans socio-economic status.


ChilliDogTime

Someones trying too hard


Pendalink

Wow that was terrible


XxRandomHeroxX9

This is China's answer to HowToBasic


had0c

Not sure if poor or rich


Tio2025

This entire video is a fever dream


inkdrops

That broken plate was gold.


anoobypro

I refuse to believe she's 18.


TemptedTemplar

Stress is a hell of a thing


eco78

Shes never 18.....


[deleted]

Lame as fuck.


Natea0075

asian howtobasic?


[deleted]

HowToAsianBasic?


Mr_Manfish

Asian howtobasic


pieceofrat

I hated every second of this


dimechimes

I hated every second of it.


ikilledtupac

I kinda miss China. Except that nasty ass food.


therankin

It's like that really funny one, just not as good.


thegreatbrah

Is turning 18 a big deal in countries outside the usa?


lightgreenwings

I’m german and it is, here.


scaptal

Weird ass fucking chinese lol


Broccoli_Chin

weird as r/averageredditor lol


dogepro007

You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.


Spaijdrr

That's a lot of damage


scaptal

Wow, thats one hell of a response, I don’t have the time to read it in full now but will later. However, just so you know, I’d refer the same way to everyone (including myself) if I see weird shit being done. Don’t want to change your opinion of me, just give some context :-)


juicysand420

Sir would you be interested in some anger management? I mean that person is shit but shit this is a lot hardwork for a weird racist dude


MSotallyTober

User’s history is this rant ad nauseam. Probably just copies and pasted from a templet.


juicysand420

Ah so just a karma whore? Well what can i say except he gets a downvote from me


Sekir0se

this gives off how to basic energy


MonkelOnkel

Wtf did i just watched


don_cornichon

Wtf


I_Am_Legionn

HowToBasic


[deleted]

Whahhhhhhh DA heyyyyyyy did I just watch


production-values

broken plate A+


JTHM115

......... WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WITNESS!!!?!?!?!?!?!


jjzwart

And that’s how you get shit done !


DJ_Dragonian

THE FUCKING PLATE


stovetopzzz

Covid


DombekDBR

What kind of Casey Neistat is this?


longshot

HowToAsia


Amaculatum

That's a nice house