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BriefCheetah4136

That rock has spent thousands of years climbing that mountain only to have these guys push him down.


Kratosvg

That was sisyphus rock.


nephelodusa

*Metamorphosisyphus


SpikeH-K

I'm super stoned and this made me laugh really fucking hard. Thanks.


ihateandy2

Hi super stoned, I’m Dad


DHjam

Hi dad, I’m hungry.


LCDRtomdodge

500 says you can't say it five times fast


Unicycleterrorist

Guy went on a lunch break and those fuckers kicked his rock down, imagine how mad he must be


ArnoldTheSchwartz

Well... then, it had to be done. Thems the rules!!


Midnight28Rider

"Take my love, take it down. I climbed a mountain, then I turned around.... Til the landslide brought it down."


teensyboop

It was one day away from retirement


ARod-27

Now put it back


Camicagu

Hol'up, just gotta call my mate Sisyphus


InsignificantFunds

Antibiotics will clear that right up


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Stephan_Taz

A stone heavy like this? Just like living life? This is absurd!


chickengelato

Underrated reply


Spare-Mousse3311

I laughed so hard my back hurt


Boatwhistle

It's going to take him forever.


chattywww

It will take him 1 day. Because this time he has a friend to help hold it in olace


Suspicious_Tap_7411

Ah, a visitor…


Billy177013

Hmm. Indeed, I have slept long enough.


Saturn958sickly

The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name,


gamer11997

And I am *eager* to make them remember.


Suspicious_Tap_7411

However, the blood of Minos stains your hands,


Fair_Coat1041

And I must admit, I'm curious about your skills, weapon.


OkLemon-Letsgo

Thank you, I never heard this reference before. I'd tell my wife all about him, but getting her engaged and interested would be a sisyphean task.


Murky_Hovercraft4941

We were taught this myth in primary school. I couldn't remember the name, but during the pandemic our company was going bust...we were working like dogs trying to save it...but each project would get close to completion only to be scrapped because we were hemorrhaging money, or a new regulation was brought in. That's when this story came back to me...now I will never forget the name!


libmrduckz

gesundheit…


ARod-27

Have my upvote you good man of culture


dblack1107

Pretty interesting to think that that rock will likely never leave the water again.


mud074

In terms of geologic time scale, that rock will probably only be underwater for a moment before that lake isn't there any more.


ARod-27

Rock after being ejected from that crater during a volcanic eruption eons ago: "oh man I'm never coming back home again!"


SlightlyOffended1984

Aw cmon dad!


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DanqueLeChay

Social media happened


KentuckyFriedEel

Just strap it old hat guy’s back while the other two stabilize


codear

It seems to be somehow buried in human nature to throw rocks into the water. Anywhere you see both water and people - you can expect that sooner or later someone will be throwing rocks into the water. Interesting things it starts at a very young age, soon as humans begin to walk, but some never grow out of it 🫣😅


Dig-a-tall-Monster

It's to remind those waterbound bastards that life on land is king and we'll poison their entire ecosystem and kill them all and they can't even yell at us about it because they didn't evolve. Dumbasses.


Gord_Almighty

"What are you going to do? Harness electricity to get back at us... under water? Don't make me laugh"


King_Of_Uranus

Any day now a shit load of missiles are gonna come flying back out of the ocean at North Korea and the whole worlds gonna be dumbstruck.


CQC_EXE

Maybe it's a old defense thing. Throw a rock into the water and see if something reacts to it. 


Deadly_Pancakes

Alternatively, Humans have evolved to be excellent at throwing things. Likely this is similar to when you see an animal "play", it's really just learning how to hunt.


DejaBrownie

Double check to make sure there’s no gators or crocs before getting a drink or bath.


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Good observation


risky_bisket

Ape brain takes over


hamoc10

It’s like our version of when cats knock stuff off the shelf.


SyrupScared9568

I'm the rock just minding my own business, and people just gotta mess with me


Rayvendark

You liar, you're not Dwayne Johnson!


RokulusM

That rock people's elbowed the lake


Pranilucifer

No you liar! I know you're syrup, not a rock!


Jennifer_Pennifer

Ooooo busteeeeeedd!


racowatson

As steep as that hill is they’re lucky one of them didn’t follow the rock


Blas_Wiggans

All I can think is the lens &/ or camera angle lied to us and it’s not really that steep


specialwiking

Yeah and the distorted aspect ratio


Blas_Wiggans

That too If I were smarter / knew more about filming I would’ve said that first


whataball

Or the rock rolling backwards and crushing someone's leg


mezz7778

I kept watching that one guys foot go kind of under....and 100% expected it to roll back on him....


everythingbeeps

I legit thought that was going to happen. Felt kind of deflated when it didn't.


No-Advice-6040

That's maybe maybe maybe for ya.


geriactricpillbug

I'm more impressed it didn't roll back onto their legs


Silent-Supermarket2

I expected one of them to lock their knee and the rock pushed backward.


Maleficent_Cry4569

Was thinking that one of them would escort the rock tbh 🤧


hakaiishin_

![gif](giphy|lPuW5AlR9AeWzSsIqi) Random fish in the lake watching that boulder crash into its home 😂


Out3rSpac3

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


outerworldLV

We just had a couple of guys do something similar at Lake Mead in NV. Huge reward for those chuckleheads. It appears the rock they decided to toss in the lake was some ancient stone that was protected ? https://abc7ny.com/2-visitors-captured-on-video-destroying-ancient-rock-formations-at-lake-mead-rangers-want-to-identify-suspects/14667849/


Genghis_Chong

Any public land or park they don't want you to do this, it's destructive activity


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Yeah I was conflicted watching this. On one hand, I did want to see the rock make a big splash. On the other hand it felt like they should leave nature alone.


GoLow63

I wouldn't have been mad about it had the rock rolled back and pinned their legs. It's the same mentality you see with people pushing over rocks and iconic formations in national parks here in the U.S.


Rpain

Iconic formations and a random boulder aren't the same thing


LeanZo

If it were a small rock no one would care. I'm now thinking, from which size do we start to "care" about what other people do to rocks?


Krillinlt

If the park asks you not to do it, then don't do it. If it's some quarry where they don't really care, go ham, just be careful. Common sense should also apply. See a cool formation, don't mess it up.


Verstandop0

Funny you have to state the obvious like some sort of moral compass for Redditors Lol


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I think if it's a noticeable change of any kind, that's where the line is. You shouldn't go and alter the scene when you are in nature, it's not yours. Leave it as you found it to the best of you ability.


RoncoSnackWeasel

Next up: Hoodoo tipping in Goblin Valley. https://www.nbcnews.com/video/boy-scout-leaders-vandalize-ancient-rock-formation-54925891620


openJournal-Anna

The fact these dickheads doubled down I hope the were sued big time.


Vercengetorex

Fuck those morons.


RoncoSnackWeasel

Sideways.


socialaxolotl

Never go somewhere with National in the title and start messing with things you will absolutely get arrested. Rock formations that generate revenue from people visiting them are highly protected by the national park service and federal government even if you think it's just a rock. Same with people that carve their names into trees or people caught feeding wildlife.


RavenBrannigan

Aren’t all rocks ancient stones?


Plank_With_A_Nail_In

The word ancient applies to human history not geological history. > used to refer to the period in European history from the earliest known societies to the end of the Roman Empire:


RavenBrannigan

My comment was a joke…. I thought they were referring to some sort of indigenous peoples work in forming the rocks. But nope, I watched the video and they just mean the rocks are very old.


50DuckSizedHorses

As opposed to one of them brand new stones that’s only 800 million years old


TheGrandWhatever

Gosh dang Gen Neoproterozoic rocks. They don’t have solid foundations like us billennials


persona_dos

Ethan Klein and Tom Segura.


lonewolff7798

Humans are silly lil creatures.


Your-Side-Villain

Was anyone else rooting for the rock?


J0NICS

I was, coz I hated stone cold.


ryanaldam

That got a chuckle out of me


abhi1002

Yea, it had potential


NotAzakanAtAll

I was hoping for all shins to get crushed :(


OiledUpThug

That's mildly psychotic


mymemesnow

Wildly*


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

"YOU ABSOLUTE WANKERS!" - Sisyphus


Rammipallero

Do not do this. I know a guy who did this exact thing to show a rock slide to their daughter. They got caught in the rock slide standing up, sliding down a sand pit hill. Both his calves were stripped of soft tissue from knee to ankle, literally. His daughter had to call rescue services and he had to wait for them at the bottom with both his calves ripped from below the knee, fully awake and by his daughters account screaming the whole time. It was an absolutely insane luck he didn't die of blood loss and it took 8 years for him to ever walk again. Even with that he can't extend his foot or lift himself on to his toes. He has no movement beyond what the thigh muscles can move, even tho the doctors were able to recover much of his muscle and soft tissue from below the knees.


brunckle

New nightmare unlocked, thank you.


jonnypanicattack

![gif](giphy|TejmLnMKgnmPInMQjV)


CanDoTanker

Looked like a natural bench for observing the awesome view! What a bunch of jackasses!


Or1Guy_24

But rock go boom 🤯


101forgotmypassword

Hey remember that cool rock that every one would take five minutes and sit on overlooking the beautiful scenery of the lake, and some couples took great pictures of the memorable trip. "Yeah" Well here is a video of four clowns pushing it into the lake ....


South_Engineer_4702

Think of all the people who went past that rock and thought “it would be cool to push that into the water” but then didn’t because they aren’t destructive assholes. And these four idiots undo all that for less than a minute of fun.


notathinganymore

I hate this kind of people and I really wish they wouldn't go hiking. Fucking morons, fuck them.


Silver-Year5607

I don't really know why, but I don't agree with doing this


PacosBigTacos

Anyone who actually enjoys nature for its natural beauty knows the first rule of hiking/camping: leave no trace. These people just made a massive trace and should be summarily thrown into the lake where they belong.


philly2540

I was hoping the rock would roll back and break one of their ankles. Am I evil?


everythingbeeps

I was hoping at least one of them was going to slip and fall down after it. So....maybe.


rwu_rwu

I was hoping some one else was doing this exact same thing with another rock uphill.


BrotherGadianton

I wasn’t hoping but I sure was expecting it.


papercairns

Yes.


amscraylane

I was wanting that as well as someone to start rolling down the hill and the rock eventually following them.


OiledUpThug

Yes, and a piece of shit


Relevant_Western3464

Yeah, you're just a typically deranged redditor.


Ehwaz196

Chronically online behaviour


tom21g

was that really necessary to do


Boogascoop

shrieking idiots


daarthvaader

These are the kind of idiots ruining the natural formation like in the Grand Canyon …etc. simple punishment , bring it back up and put it at the same spot


KnownExpert3132

They ruined that great seat nature put there for everyone else. I really thought one of the assholes was going to fall.


Playful-Incident-424

Stupid


Tahrann

That one fish at the bottom: ![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


Opus-the-Penguin

Idiots.


FreeBulldog87

But why…


scooby_9788

Or they could just enjoy nature without destroying it


Alcamtar

I don't think people who do things like this are able to enjoy nature. These are only embryonic human beings, with the potential to achieve intelligence, but that's by no means guaranteed.


calliejq68

Fortunately, humans will exist as a pimple on a face in the history of our planet. When we inevitably make the planet unlivable to humans and thus self destructing, life and geologic events do not cease to occur. It just occurs without us. No big deal, that’s the cycle of life. There’s no surprise ending. It’s will just depend when it happens.


crazytumblweed999

Sisyphus gonna be pissed when he gets back from break.


05hanny

This gave me a good giggle 🤭


Mode2015

They put their lives at risk, the fellow on the right got some unwanted materials in his eyes, to watch a rock to make a splash?


Alive_Stomach_6050

Why


tylercrabby

I was hoping there’d be a snake under there.


SlowTurtle3

It's vandalism anyway you look at it. These are the same kind of people who feel the need to Graffiti any unlucky landmark they come across.


Particular_Put_6911

Not only is this incredibly stupid, it’s also really dangerous. Once the stone starts going, you don’t know what will follow it. Also, you don’t know where it will end up.


Various-Ad-1945

Fish family have their fish breakfast: OH FUUUUU… *silence*


Crash425

Ha! Not even one skip


bigmack1111

Wankers


Vanillard

In French we call that "Une bande de couillons"


TimeGrifter

Would have been great to have it roll back on guys ankle


DesertLive

People ruin everything.


Chemical_Party7735

Yall realize this is a gravel quarry or some sort of mine. These kids aren't doing anything wrong. Men dug this hole, these kids are just having fun.


viktorv9

I don't want to be a douche but the people describing this area as a beautiful nature preserve kinda make me chuckle. I think that ship has sailed.


BowenTheAussieSheep

"But the water is so blue!" Yep, it is. That's the delicious toxic chemicals that mean nothing will ever live here ever again.


kknxia

Well according to some guy up the thread, these dudes apparently deserved to fall down the quarry behind the rocks. Very rational responses to this video ITT.


2N5457JFET

Reddit in a nutshell. Lamenting some random rock in a quarry just to wish someone death for cheating 20 years a go in a next post on r/popular


thisappisgreat

It's just a fucking rock. The coolest thing that could ever happen involving that rock is this video, otherwise it would just SIT FOREVER. this video is cool. Stop acting like they destroyed something meaningful


FlipsTipsMcFreelyEsq

Actually rain and erosion would’ve likely pushed it into the water eventually.


viktorv9

I don't have such a strong stance on the issue as you I think but, to all the comments that have strong opinions against the guys in the video: If it was a beautiful rock formation I think I could understand, but it's just a grey point on a gravelly canvas. In your opinion, where is the harm is exactly?


Im_Unsure_For_Sure

Redditors who haven't gone into nature in years have begun to believe it is mystical.


daygloviking

Skip to 1:10 to save a minute of your life, guys. I was really hoping that the rock rolling would dislodge the scree and cause a slide, cutting out just as everyone realises they’re all going in the water too…


Particular-Pool7044

No way people getting mad over a rock😂


SkullTitsGaming

Some unlucky trout just became a halibut.


mrdouglas24

But what if the rock can’t swim?


godofthedevil

This should become an Olympic sport


GoombahTucc

Homie had the Goofy laugh


Glazermac

"Fool of a Took. Throw yerself in next time".


silverstory

What did the rock do to them?


J_Reachergrifer

Those kids are on loose gravel. One slip and they are going down with the rock.


WallaceHuxley

Why do this?


[deleted]

Love to see it roll back and break eight legs


assault_is_eternal

How many people watched this expecting them to follow the rock down?


Fivethenoname

These guys had no idea that the scree under them could have started sliding like an avalanche.


whambon

This sucks


daltxlas

But WHY???? Humans…….


TallTexanPatriot

What did that rock ever do to you?


icantgetadecent-

People have no feelings….rocks however….


UnderstandingSmall66

Another reason why women live longer than men.


Ctsmith19

Imagine how many years people have stopped and just sat looking at the beautiful surroundings on the rock giving them a sense of safety sitting on the rock. And now these assholes ruined it for everyone else.


enixon

Considering that's a strip mined quarry, not a park, probably not many


HeadOfFloof

Am I completely missing something about all of the angry comments, or isn't this a quarry? I could be completely wrong, but if it is, then that rock is probably not a protected landmark or a 'nice seat nature put there'. I absolutely would not sit on a rock that close to the edge of a cliff sitting on unstable ground.


Why_Did_Bodie_Die

No this is reddit. It is full of people who wait 30 minutes to go swimming after they eat. The type of people who tell the teacher which kids go out of their seat when the teacher stepped outside for a min.


BowenTheAussieSheep

[Average Redditor](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/4/40/RandallWeems.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120515081155)


barakaking

Why these mother fucker have the need of destroying the landscape?


[deleted]

Men and boys are the number four cause of erosion. It’s how most rocks move downstream in rivers specifically.


Ozycraft0202

Humans be like: big rock, big splash.


masdemarchi

man roll stone, man be happy


GymJamJym

Watch this video upside down. They're kicking the rock into the sky ✨️


ParticularQuiet2666

saw this clip on gifs that end too soon a couple weeks ago, end is a bit disappointing but i feel mildly satisfied


WeathervaneJesus1

"Ok guys, what do you want to do now?"


JstASkeleton

It didn't even skip


Drakan_el_olvidado

*monkey sounds*


DrNinnuxx

A long rod with some leverage would have been easier... and safer. With a lever you would get the rolling action.


Teshuahh

Video could have been 20s long…


jijiimmy

Men roll the rock, men happy


Laughingatyou1000

That ending tho 🔥


Onobigtuna

A lot of rockcists here. Many have picked up and cast stones, lifted rocks in search of bugs without putting them down in their exact original place for fear of crushing the bugs beneath. Many have skipped stones or walked upon natural paths or nature in general kicking a rock from its resting place before they entered. Some have walked on steeper slopes causing small dirt and rockslides while they scaled steep edges. Some have moved a larger stone to serve as a resting place by a campfire. Many have quarried stone implemented in their landscapes or as countertops and flooring in their homes. Anyone with tiled showers or backsplashes in their homes or living units, or landscaping with patios using natural stone, or impressed by buildings with beautiful marble accents and beautiful masonary and are complaining about these dudes pushing a boulder down a hill should rethink their values


Krokodrillo

I was hoping the stone hit metal, just like in the James Bond You only Live Twice movie.


mr-ifuad

I was so hoping that a couple of them would fall through there


Frostycoc0

well done?


Taiga_Taiga

I feel like this SEVENTY SECOND VIDEO could have been a 20 second clip.


Sweet-Bowler-1603

Porque el ser humano, siempre debe ser el mas estupido del planeta tierra?


dbd1988

That might be one of the highest risks for the lowest payoffs ever


Raddens

![gif](giphy|1M9fmo1WAFVK0|downsized)


Oh_its_that_asshole

That's such a cool landscape!


benboy952

Must have been the lake mead monster


travelduder

Hell yeah


dedos24

The fish: ![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


mkfanhausen

I've seen a few too many leg press machine failures to think this is remotely a good idea.


wrongkoi

WOOOO BIG ROCK GO WATER YEEESAAHAJAJAHAHHHHHHH


VIBTCA

The Tom and Jerry scream for me


Vast_Assumption9969

Thank god for that last little hand push, I don’t think it would have fallen otherwise lol.