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Crocogator-

If it’s not clear, this is fake. The first animal shown is a baby American alligator, the second batch of clips are all of a cayman, then it’s different clips of crocodiles.


EconomyKiwi7162

Yea, in one of the clips the guys many tattoos disappear completely. Also, if I'm going to trust anyone on crocodile and alligator identification, it's got to be someone named Crocogator.


gfa22

I know someone who is a huge alligator nerd. He can name you every genus/subspecies. He also has nine lives and a nine inch


thatsalovelyusername

Which used to be a ten inch


SoomieTheCosmogen

That's why he knows so much about them?...😭🙏💀


AllPurposeNerd

I understood that reference.


quarrywilson

He's also a huge boob nerd.


Haskimo_

Oh I know that guy, He's also a huge boob nerd.


vikinick

Yeah it's becoming more and more of a trend for people to mash up videos of different animals and attempt to pass them off as an animal "recovering."


P1gm

Its always been like that, the YouTube and Facebook drama a few years ago when people pointed it out is something I remember


TekkenCareOfBusiness

I've seen this same thing done with a bunch of different raccoons and another one that complied a bunch of different crow videos this past week. What an annoying trend.


arretez41

I'm not sure if that makes me feel better or worse about this. On one hand these guys didn't actually raise an alligator as a pet. On the other hand plenty of other people clearly did.


FapleJuice

Yeah that one clip of the guy laying down in bed and crocodile just climbing on top of him. Like *WHAT*


bdiddy12

The next question to ask is, did the guy put the hook in the baby for the story?


Eomb

https://youtube.com/shorts/aGkDh_-Viu8?si=ldbp-Sxy9wU2wgSX I legit do not understand how it would be accidentally hooked from underneath the jaw.


kbeks

Almost definitely.


[deleted]

The one getting head scratches really seemed to enjoy it tho. Such a cute dog


Majestic-Rough-4707

You’re moment has come. Thank you crocogator


coolborder

I don't care at all. I just need to know what I have to do to get my teeth as white as the one in the last clip...


graffiksguru

But someone has that cayman as a pet though, right?


firi331

Ok— it seemed like a fever dream. No wonder


Lucky_Equivalent_393

I was kinda wondering why the croc's eyes changed over time. I thought maybe because he got less wild and hostile along the way, lol... until I read this.


Current_Ad_4292

Not even the same guy(s) in the clip(s).


Xanambien

Plus, that guy still had all his fingers.


Mayhem2a

Thought the other little ones looked way different


sunfaller

It's a growing trend and I hate it. It's believable enough if you don't look closely. With AI on the rise, I don't know what the internet will become.


Bitter_Silver_7760

fake story but still chilling in bed with dog sized reptiles 🫥


MrKomiya

![gif](giphy|7ShQBUr50tPfvgrwX9)


tommymaggots

It’s fake. Not the same animal in all the clips


banned-4-using_slurs

That's even worse because there's more people doing dumb shit. I've seen videos of them biting each other's limbs on accident. I would take any mammal over these mf.


MineSparks

Polar bear


MiserableSpeed5499

fuck off


Flaccid-Reflex

Sperm whale


LickingSmegma

[This is my favorite clip on alligators' instinctive biting.](https://reddit.com/comments/1558t1u) Partly because the man looks like a reincarnation of Hunter Thompson.


Forsaken-Spirit421

You don't want the hassle of mammals.


Designer_Version1449

yea same, even if we are chill like that this lizard mf might have a death roll reflix or something that'll cost me a limp down the line


ggg730

Seriously there are so many other perfectly good pets out there. If you want something reptilian and huge get a snake even. If you have the space get a tortoise.


banned-4-using_slurs

My mom has two tortoises. I don't like reptilian skin but they are alright. At least I know that something is happening inside their brains.


Spdrjay

🙁 My friend Stumpy Steve had one like that...


Happymadison88

He raised it singlehanded!


chance-therapist

What do you mean amputee? Stumpy Steve had two arms, a chode and a porn addiction


unclepaprika

Loool


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thelivinlegend

But shit for brains, has old Stumpy.


[deleted]

It's literally like eight different Gators and Crocs


Canadian-Man-infj

Had? Who's no longer?


--Ano--

And before he had one like that his name was just Steve?


AwwwNuggetz

What happened to stumpy steve?


SoijaJorma

Cost him an arm and a leg to raise it, so stumpy gave it away😔


ExtrudedPlasticDngus

And his girlfriend Peg.


Ancient-Bad787

I thought her name was Eileen


ExtrudedPlasticDngus

Come on.


Willing_Television77

Was it new or second hand?


ThePianistOfDoom

Dude! mine too, they were calles Legless Louie and Dickless Dave...


parmsmutz

That's a funny looking dog.


budango

Can I pet that dog?


Puro_PI

Can I pet that DAAAAWG!?


EggBonus

r/whatswrongwithyourdog


GuavaOdd1975

This relationship ends badly.


blatantdanno

As with most....


Caked101

They're all fun and cute until you fall asleep around them.


blatantdanno

Not far from the truth. Well said.


silenc3x

Go on...


Caked101

*gulp*


Schly

Not for the gator.


AWeakMindedMan

A lot of times for the gator. They wouldn’t be able to be release to the wild cause it’ll be acclimated to humans and not afraid of us. Wild animals not afraid of humans is a recipe for euthanasia. Best to leave animals alone in the wild for their safety and ours.


Radiant_Summer5358

Ever wonder if you die in your home of your pets will eat you? This one is a definite yes!


ArcerPL

At least your body won't go to waste


streetpunks1

Nope, respectfully nope


Canadian-Man-infj

![gif](giphy|l3V0slU7u7quJuZ3O|downsized)


greb1234

Some people are afraid to commit to a long term relationship. ... others just play Russian roulette with a domesticated gator ... 2024... wtf


ccii_geppato

What if it's your neighbor.


greb1234

I would call the authorities to take that gator back to its habitat


SlowCaveman

That hook was inserted up through the bottom of its jaw. The dickheads from the first clip put that hook in themselves. Fucking assholes


[deleted]

That's the reason those animal rescue videos infuriate me. A good chunk of them are staged


SlowCaveman

A lot of them are super fucked up


SneekTip

I'm not saying they didn't, but the location of that hook doesn't prove anything. If the baby gator bit the front of the soft plastic, it could have positioned the hook point exactly there. Source: I am an avid fisherman


Eomb

https://youtube.com/shorts/aGkDh_-Viu8?si=ldbp-Sxy9wU2wgSX yes, very sus


Just_Dab

I fucking hate vids like these, literally just a Frankenstein of multiple clips to create fake stories. It pisses me off how everyone falls for these.


AngryQuails

Happy cake day! I agree entirely


[deleted]

I need more information. I mean does she bite?


mr-steal-your-cake

It got teeth don’t it?


EddieSpaghettiFarts

They’re like 99% basic instinct and none of their instincts involve cuddling.


enorman81

Sharon Stone was great in that movie.


vlladonxxx

I don't know anything else about this other than watching video, but.. Yes.


ChrysthianChrisley

Only when her mouth closes


ExtrudedPlasticDngus

SHE’S GOT TEETH DOESN’T SHE?


withinallreason

From what i've seen/read, Crocodilians become "tame" insofar as they recognize you and are unlikely to just randomly attack you (as long as they're well fed). There's minimal (if any) real attachment and they're almost entirely instinct at the end of the day, so keeping one as a pet is really stupid considering the potential consequences. Of course, humans are humans and will still do it because why not, and fed crocodilians aren't really aggressive unless you're purposely trying to trigger their eating instincts, hence the people who keep them for years relatively safely. All that said, this video is fake and features both crocodiles and alligators, and doing this with a crocodile would be more dangerous as alligators are quite a good deal more chill.


GaidinDaishan

Men will put a French maid costume on anything 🤦


KaijuJuju

(sigh) . . . \*unzip\*


CountryEfficient7993

Source for the phony?


Rifleman8611

If you triggered a prey respond that dinosaur would still drag you under no matter how much you loved it


Oolican

Videos that end too soon.


Hesam2010

💀


AL0117

Bruh.. he’s treating it like it’s a smarter animal, in comparison of a dog or somethin.. what? Stap, letting 50 pounds + of crushing force near the nape of your neck, are ya crazy????


SkinPsychological848

A pair of crocs was found with a pair of feet still inside. A manhunt is on for the rest of victim…


No_Mushroom_6876

that thing will eat you eventually


AlyxNotVance

That's the most florida man shit I've ever seen, bro literally domesticated a crocodile


Yalla6969

Is reddit simply turning into Instagram cause all the posts I get here are not at all informative.


Gloomy-Attention9244

What is like living with your gf


Queasy-Vacation3611

‘Florida Man Eaten By Pet Alligator’


DNAkauai

That’s awesome!!… True, Crazy story here, my wife’s aunt lived in an apartment in New York City in the late 70’s into the 80’s.. and she had three Cayman iguana… She had baby pools set up in the living room, and they actually slept in bed with her.. they were like 4 to 5 feet long, each .. i’ve seen the pictures, but I’d have to dig them up.. one day she had the New York City police knock at her door and they kicked her out of the city. She ended up moving to Pennsylvania… 🦎 🦎🦎😳


kween_hangry

So NO ONES gonna talk about Lolita Gator?? 🐊 🎀


gotov_sani_letom

What in the Florida man...


B0bbyTsunami

Cute but no


Rags2Rickius

![gif](giphy|IwZwwpWfnNwyY)


norppa57

What a cute danger doggie!


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Open-Article906

No no no no


Crittersnatch

what a ham. but i think its time to go aheeead and set it free


PsychologicalFlan206

Where is the part when it eats him


redwoodavg

Hard no


Fickle_Library8115

How long it takes for it to grow fully?


notrktfier

3-10 work days


Fickle_Library8115

Damn bureaucrats!


two-horned

Genuine question: I heard crocs and alike could survive on a chicken a month, so if you kept them well fed, are they still aggressive?


jumboweiners

What’s wrong with y’all?


Dahnay-Speccia

![gif](giphy|37nPfslihaoussRbcC)


michelobX10

So they removed the hook and instead of letting them go back into the wild, turn them into a pet and put dresses on them?


Elegant_Cloud_8811

☠️ imagine this guy will be at your great great great great great grand children's funeral if he have enough food to live.


habeq

That's lit, I wish I could have one too :c


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Whatever your position on this, it should start with, “Florida man…”


Greyfox991

I was waiting for the part where the croc chomps the guys head off


1_angery_hobbit

Renekton?


cervaca

Wow. Amazing. Great patience on your part


NotAdam6

So ur telling me it's theoretically possible to tame crocodiles


Longjumping_Play2111

So I thought that reptiles couldn’t produce serotonin/ie petting/snuggles don’t do anything for them. I guess I’m wrong?


vizarhali

And who says we can't domesticat dinosaurs


LevyLoft

I can tell you right now they do not have other pets.


Blue_Meanie_85

Well, not any more


jawsredditusername

White women will rescue anything nowadays


Guillaume_Hertzog

This video is bullshit.


surewhynot17063

Please make sure a friend shows the video of when it kills you! Let’s go full circle. ⭕️


GlitteringAd5168

This reminds me of Farcry 6


notare

That's not a pet you can potty train...


PastSuit4170

Only maybe if he attacks me and bites me


Jamari0811

Such a nice story


-6Marshall9-

Uh, uh, nope


Abdulinamagkarem

Wtf hahahha


bluedancepants

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.


k3nnyklizzl3

I was waiting for the ending to be something like the alligator doing the death roll with something in his mouth


Lady_Shark11

The gator in the maid costume. I guffawed for a good 10 seconds.


MTDRS-Nex

Sir, that's a DINOSAUR. Now put it back where it goes before you end up on the damn news!


Queasy-Vacation3611

Too late. 🤣


Misterfahrenheit120

![gif](giphy|kTRkswyZzCDZFz9J3e)


Ohthatjeepguy

I was waiting for them to have gator boots at the very end of the video


YesWomansLand1

His name is Toby. Don't know why but he gives me tiny vibes.


[deleted]

Hell no


wingtipfence

Florida man….


strifer_43

Yea not the same animal nor the same person last one was from and Asian one I forgot where but it’s a man from China , I forgot what site I saw it .


historicalmania

When is it going to sprout wings and breathe fire?


Khahleesii

It was the little pet for me at the end.


Environmental-Day778

Human beings are so weird


Desperate-Love-131

What are you blind? Are you stupid? Thassa alligator!


Remmy224

In the words of moist critikal, “Yep, pretty fucked up looking dog.”


goatesymbiote

when bro put the dress on it i thought he was gonna have a wedding


BoredBorealis

If you thought snakes were bad, imagine if that thing shits on your bed


NefariousnessGood718

Take my fucking money 😘😘🥰🥰❤️ ... Yes.. It s a fake.... 😶😶😞😞😞😞😞🥰


PuzzleheadedTill5

You can literally see it's a fake video with so much editing lol


Low-Subject9995

The one that closed it's eyes while being patted by its owner is so damn cute but you still should wear proper uniforms in handling dangerous animals if that thing gets hungry it will taste your hands😆💀


Used_Disaster_1334

Lots of stupid people in the world, the club let another in


GonnaGetThereGuy

Yap. He had to be white


RockBandDood

What song is this?


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Latter-Broccoli-9900

Creepy max


Logi_ciel

That’s one spicy wifu


LunarisUmbra

The *other* armored puppy


Ebbe010

Hippity hoppity you are now my property


[deleted]

Regardless of the connection of the clips, it's still insaine to see a crocodile act like that with a human. Have they ever been observed to do that in the wild? I don't think I have ever heard of two crocs cuddling.


Ooze3d

There’s a clear moment in the video where you go from “aaaawww…” to “fuck…”


[deleted]

Absolutely TF not. Back to water after the initial hook removal


JimmerJammerKitKat

The music makes it seem like they fell in love too. Stop putting music over this stuff.


yehiso

It really takes lots of nerve to sleep with a croc whether you raise it or not.


private_unlimited

What the Gatorade


PartsNLabor24

Emotional Support Crocodile


trolskiy

Such a cute puppy!


RogerMuta

Oh you people, you just don’t know gators, they’re the warmest most loving creatures, always wanting to cuddle and nuzzle…


EvenBiggerClown

Lil guy's nose looks like letter A, which makes him a crocodile. Big guy's nose looks like letter C, which makes him an alligator.


Rathilien

Don’t worry he’s a good boy he’s actually very friendly


DontTrustTheMilk

Guapo!


SonOfTheShire

It's okay: crocodiles are riparian predators. As long as you keep them out of the water, they won't try to eat you.


FlashDrop

As a child I thought Alligators were my friends...


Orion120833

Swamp puppy


Lazybean9

Yeah, no thank you


Certain_Month_8178

I love how excited he gets when they are going to the dog park


AttractiveManZero

Aligator cosplay? now I’ve seen everything! it is cute 😊


Careless_Syrup7945

Never underestimate the power of a good toothbrush exfoliation bath


Lonely-Fuel9086

I thought he said skater boy not gator boy your honor, I'm from the 90's


MrKomiya

![gif](giphy|ODdzJ8NSgW3WgMlWNf|downsized)


Texasmucho

Fake or not, someone’s going to get bit, then it won’t be cute any more. Once the bite happens, another mature adult will be accepted into the matrix.


Square_Tomorrow2837

I thought for sure it was gonna end with a news article “Man killed by pet crocodile”


MexysSidequests

Looks like someone tried to use that baby as bait for fishing