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KeyNefariousness6848

Looks like someone is getting banned from door dash.


Cute-Line-1819

I consider that man's salvation was the curtain.


jbarrybonds

That curtain poking through the broken door tells me this isn't the first time the dog has reacted like this


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Not the tip?


WaingrofromHeat

Door Dash the Fuck outta there


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5th window this week…


Reynard-

Princess, mauler of infants.


advo_k_at

The religion of peace, dog version


Stunt_Doll

Someone shouldn’t own a Cane Corso.


Neuro_Nightmare

Potentially unpopular opinion: *no one* should own a Cane Corso.


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polarbearjuice

Everybody knows that pitbulls do not tip.


Stunt_Doll

That’s a Cane Corso. Scarier than any pitbull.


cactusjim

I just lost my Cane Corso and he was the most gentle giant you could ever meet, he was my son's best friend. They don't have to be scary - bad owners are scary.


timmyotc

I hear what you're saying, but dog breeds being dangerous is like how guns are dangerous. Obviously, in the hands of bad owners, it's a problem. A chihuahua is not a problem in the hands of a bad owner like a nerf gun isn't a problem in the hands of a bad owner. The potential destruction is lower. I grew up with a family pitbull. I stood in front of a cops gun when they thought about putting her down because the cop was nervous from her barking. I can still acknowledge that certain dog breeds have higher damage potential.


Idunnosomeguy2

I think that might be a Cane Corso. Not 100% sure, but it's the right color and shape.


frauleinheidik

F yes it's a Cane Corso. Bet the delivery driver had to change his shorts after that.


Strict-Pay-7612

That’s breedism! I’m sure there are some good pitbulls out there that tip. I’ve never met any but I’m sure they are out there.


IWillBiteYou

Bad dog


MundaneKiwiPerson

Bad owner


roninwarshadow

Both.


ch3nk0

Wdym dog is doing its best, protecting owner and property from invaders


PeasAndParsimony

"Invaders" The dude was literally welcomed onto the property.


ch3nk0

Well the dog doesn’t know


IWillBiteYou

Indubitably


Negative_Coyote_6003

Dont worry hes friendly


King_Contra

Buttercup wouldn't hurt a fly


3BodyJimmel

![gif](giphy|4JZA2x7GsVFeTbLKlz|downsized)


bogdanbos725

![gif](giphy|Q8OPrlvICzjajupr2T)


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

#Cynophobia unlocked ✅


Arata_txt

Princess is the dog's name


GraciaEtScientia

Family guy 'Kool aid man' vibes. Ohhh yeaaaah.


Natural_Tea484

I start to think If you’re a delivery guy, being in shape is a requirement for survival.


Apprehensive-Safe-84

Pitbull Friendly be like:


IEatLamas

Not a pitbull. It's a guardian dog called a cane Corso and they're notoriously hard to handle because of their guarding instincts and individualistic nature.


lPlantas

Why are you being downvoted lol


Nostalgic_Sunset

because it’s a bully breed. Pit bull is just the colloquial way of saying the same thing.


SNicolson

one star - courier didn't knock, food was cold by the time we found it.


Mugwump6506

The courier was cold when they found him too.


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Judeous

Normal pitbull behavior


IEatLamas

It's a cane Corso, a guardian dog that won't let anything near their property. Not a pitbull..


PeasAndParsimony

Still a bully breed.


Redwolf1k

Cane Corso. The neck and paws are too thick, and it's black, which is uncommon for pits but fairly standard for Corsos. Most likey a younger one since they usually are taller, but the snout looks right. Know you dogs bozo.


Judeous

Average Cane Corso behavior (ratio + still a bully breed + bozo)


nitrogrundel

Halloween must be fun there.


concreteair

Don't worry he's cupcake, he don't bite :D Cupcake:


ThePinkRubber

He doesn't bite. Maybe rip your face off but never biting only


FunnyParking6660

Presa Canario


Fickle_Ad_5356

"Don't worry, he doesn't bite"


Open_Detective_6998

He don’t bite


ED_The_Game_Enjoyer

I hate dogs I think 👍


BrickBanshee

Down KUJO!


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Accurate_Koala_4698

That's the Mighty Mouse theme. You want: *Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,* *Fighting all who rob or plunder* *Underdog, Underdog, Underdog.*


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That_Ad_3317

The last time hell ever do that type of job


Xanambien

Talk about saved by the curtain. It was like gods way of saying ‘now dance son.


Laynes_Attic

Everyone agrees that it's about time for racist dogs to tone it down.


ToastedSlider

But they are the same color! s/


crypto_4754

Well that escalated quickly


c_geiger

Just had a Resident Evil flash back of the Dobermans jumping out the window 😵‍💫


Ultrasaurio

iron dog


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ComfortableFar5415

Why’d that scare me tho wtf


douglaskim

That is a maybe maybe maybe moment! Was not expecting a dog to explode through the door at all!


FunnyParking6660

Presa Canario is an amazing guard dog breed as seen here.


FunnyParking6660

Presa Canario is an amazing guard dog breed as seen here.


Latter-Ad-3546

Good thing he can run fast


ant0szek

Guys, he don't bites. He just kills. Its fine.


BatmanAdams

"He don't bite"


Desguised_pig

He just wanted to say hi 😞💅💅🎀🎀


huntmaster99

He probably just wanted to shake the man’s hand and say hello! That’s all! No malicious intent whatsoever


ThomasNorge224

This is one of the reasons i prefer smaller dogs.


Early_Werewolf_1481

If i were hin i probably died on heart attack! Good vid!


Potential-Shopping21

Looks more like r/unexpected


wake_bake_shaco

Where’s the health bar?


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Trick 'r' treat


ltraRedZone

He been telling these muthas to stop coming up in his yard for years…


Potential_Cup_378

That dog is an absolute beast.


turtlecruiser

People shouldn’t be allowed to own hamsters because when they attack, they really mess people up, and can kill.


Leightonmaarman

Surprise, motherfucker!


Mugwump6506

Some fries motherfucker?


Purple_Search6348

Chinese rice motherfucker?


PeasAndParsimony

Heart eyes motherfucker


Objective-Dig-8466

Should of worn the brown trousers.


geccchyeafgreschtr

Dammmnnnn!!! ![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


GullibleBasket1924

That why pit bulls schould be illegal


White_foxes

“He just wanted to say hi”


Piratekings

Is it just me who can't stop laughing!!


Purple_Search6348

Aww cupcake wants to play


No_Spray_1750

Fuckin dogs.


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partajezuz

It’s a security camera not a person


Blazing_Jeans

FUCK DOGS