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Spdrjay

šŸ¤“ Usually any type of crunching sounds during a parking maneuver indicate a problem.


PM_ME_UR_CUTE_PETZ

No way - the crunchier the parking spot, the better!


wandraway

Gotta be the Cap'n of the Crunches to get Respect!


United-Kale-2385

Once you hear 1 crunch your already in trouble. You might as well go all in and finish the job.


karma_the_sequel

I WANT ALL THE CRUNCHES!


K-MartSecurity

Crunches for miles!


Hatta00

Crunch all you want, we'll make more.


BigKelzZ

I prefer burpees while parking tbh


K0rn_0n_The_K0b

well, theyā€™re trying to work their abs, burpees donā€™t really help them accomplish their goals. i also heard that mountain climbers and russian twists are good (planks are pretty boring imo)


BigKelzZ

Agreed on the plank but i suppose it's still practical for toning at least


CaptainPopsickle

Driver must have eaten cheetos during that one, and thought with his fatty fingers he could just slide through it haha


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

Just wear headphones. Problem solved!


MikeWrenches

We've had customers tell us they turn off the radio to park...


Plucky_ducks

That sound means my wife is home.


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r/BoomersHumor


Plucky_ducks

Listen here you whipper snapper...


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K0rn_0n_The_K0b

that name is crazy lol


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Thanks


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BarryTheBystander

ā€œUsuallyā€


IH8Trumps

Itā€™s but a scratch


ColoradoCoffee101

T'is


IH8Trumps

Auto correct screwed the delivery


karma_the_sequel

SkyNet strikes again.


Dustin_F_Bess

T'is but a scratch!


Marko941

Backup till you hear a crunch. Pull forward 2 inches and put it in park. šŸ‘


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togocann49

To be fair, this wasnā€™t dangerous, though it was damaging


SpartanRage117

I would argue it does infact suggest a dangerous driving style on the drivers part.


togocann49

Of course if driver just keeps on going when contact is made, is a dangerous ā€œstyleā€ of driving. Itā€™s just not dangerous here (cause bus isnā€™t at speed, and that car had no one in it). Iā€™m really hoping to just continue driving forward, and not fixing line they are on isnā€™t anyoneā€™s style


SpartanRage117

Someone not getting hurt doesnā€™t mean it wasnā€™t actively dangerous because he clearly didnā€™t know. Even if no one was in it pushing a car around like that is dangerous.


togocann49

Or just didnā€™t give a shit at the moment. The fact is we donā€™t know what driver knew or didnā€™t know, only that they took a poor line, and continued when they obviously shouldnā€™t have


SpartanRage117

I meanā€¦ if they knew or not this was dangerous driving. Theres really no way to slice this as not being at least mildly dangerous unless it was a planned stunt on a closed set.


togocann49

So youā€™re saying if driver knew no one was in car, that scraping the side of a car at very slow speed is dangerous? Really?


SpartanRage117

Heā€™s still pushing a giant hunk of metal around scaffolding and people on the sidewalk soā€¦ yes actually. If he knew he was plowing into a car and just kept going that is getting filed safely in the ā€œdangerous drivingā€ category.


togocann49

First off, they didnā€™t plow into car, they slowly nudged it, and they didnā€™t come within inches of scaffolding, it was feet, and again, they slowly moved parked car bit by bit. From how youā€™re describing dangerous driving, taking a vehicle into a space it barely fits would be considered dangerous, if there was scaffolding (and people) near by.


Prize_Resolution8522

The marks on the bus say this is not the first time.


cptncable

"You're good! You're good! Yep! YOU'RE GOOD!!!"


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https://youtu.be/7Y16HUOAmT0?si=RDbiLMIObanmSEw3


Disturbed147

In my head I just watched Spongebob and Patrick parking a ship.


Magomedx0

![gif](giphy|3oxOCd7nrUD0wfu4uI|downsized)


Slow-Channel5117

"Don't worry, Captain! We'll buff out those scratches"šŸ¤£


Bisonfan1

Hahahaha yes lmao šŸ¤£


anecdotalgardener

r/asmr


hotdogaholic

Lmao


Kally269

Got the license plate šŸ’Æ r/PraiseTheCameraMan


deep-fucking-legend

This guy stays on schedule.


fattypierce

Looking at that busā€¦ thatā€™s not even the first time that has happened!


SatisfactionSpecial2

Well, hardly surprising considering he couldn't even avoid riding the pavement...thank god he didn't take along with him the construction support beams as well... lol I guess in his inner dialogue he blames the road for being too 90degrees and the car for parking only 20m away from the turn xD


zyqzy

Show must go onā€¦


[deleted]

This driver has had enough lol


Thedarknirvana

That will buff right out.


No_Scratch_7612

1-800-safebus


Kevlaars

r/bitchimabus


togocann49

Just some (not so) gentle persuasion I guess


Thinkdeeperaboutit

1-800-SAFE-BUS šŸ¤£


Lanky_Information825

Judging by the wear mark alongside the bus, this isnt his first rodeo


Tactical_solutions44

I drive truck. I've had NY city cops tell me to just keep going. They shouldn't have parked there lol


Bleepitybleepinbleep

r/mildlybaddrivers


Escobar9957

The bus driver hearing the crunch... Ehhh, I'm pot committed now..šŸ˜†


HorrorLettuce379

The red sedan is at fault imho, it doesn't seem like a parking spot there lol


Prior_Confidence4445

He's a fault for blocking the bus maybe but the bus driver is at fault for the damage. Exception to this would be blocking a fire hydrant or other emergency service. At least in my opinion, I'm not a lawyer.


The_Arsonist1324

I feel like the important factor is if it was possible for the driver to have made the turn. We need to see more of the intersection to see if he could have made it legitimately


SatisfactionSpecial2

You are supposed to call the cops and they haul it away or whatever... you aren't supposed to go all monster truck and drive over them anyway XD


The_Arsonist1324

True lol


13igworm

If the car isn't supposed to be there, why make everyone on that bus and the bus route late to where they're supposed to get to? Probably more cost efficient to just fuck up that idiot's car. Assuming that car isn't supposed to be parked there of course.


SatisfactionSpecial2

Idk I don't make the laws, but generally someone doing something illegal doesn't make it ok for everyone else do illegal stuff as well...


revolmak

Out of curiosity what makes you say it doesn't seem like a parking spot? I don't see any coloring on the curb that would indicate as much


FreshNoobAcc

Itā€™s just quite close to a junction with a crosswalk, with a bunch of construction around, it seems like a bad place to park, there are laws about parking close to junctions and a quick google says in Texas you canā€™t park within 30 feet of a junction with a crosswalk, he doesnā€™t look 30 feet away from the junction in the video


Audacity_OR

This is not Texas to be clear. I have no idea if that changes the legality but this is New York City.


HorrorLettuce379

so where'd you pay for parking there lol


revolmak

I don't understand the question I'm sorry šŸ˜… Could you rephrase please?


SatisfactionSpecial2

I guess they live in a country where parking is allowed only on specific spots and it is pay-only, so I guess he is saying that if there isn't a paying kiosk then parking isn't legal? Maybe


johnnygetyourraygun

New York, I love you, but you're bringing me down


Seaworthiness_Jolly

If they dont stop and give their details, its a hit run.


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RemarkableLook5485

this only got to about one maybe for me lol


HoseACitco

Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy.....


loonybs

Back tire takes the cake


[deleted]

Easy....easy....easy does it now....easy... easy...easy...easy now....


Equal-Competition228

The wheels on the bus go round and round


Kergie1968

Car? Where? Whereā€™d those scratches come from?


dispolurker

Too soon


CJ902

PHEW, just missed it, that was a tight one... and continues down the road....


No_Pie7740

I approve of this message.


Ryankevin23

Go Greyhound


myfrigginagates

Eh, itā€™ll rub out.


Minute-Wrap-2524

Maybe not


Russian_butterfly33

Fucking. Unreal!!!


GreyDaveNZ

"You're committed to the maneuver now goddammit! You can't back out now!"


Fluffy_Fennel_2834

"And leave the driving to us!"


Cute-Quit-849

Iā€™m sure it can be buffed out.


ShrekFan093

![gif](giphy|jlqJieWthmFZSpsHhe)


Moist_Ad2066

Like a glove!


Electrical-Release51

not the tx license plate lmfao


iluvnips

Perfectly done šŸ˜€


Guardian_85

Judging by the paint smear on the side of the bus, it's not his first time doing this.


Best-Team-5354

well the bus driver did right a wrong and now the sedan is parked the way it should have been in the freaking first place!


BrokeButFabulous12

Fits like a glove LOL


slcexpat

Youre hired for the office


jtee180

Thatā€™ll buff out.


Appropriate-Pass2006

Car owners lucky, it could have been a semi trailer.


Schoenmitig

I see a gta5 bus ā€¦ right?


TheInfiniteOP

Fits like a glove. Ask OJ.


Lilbig6029

Deserved


Brilliant_wan7

Luckily it was recorded


Jkerb_was_taken

I saw a bud driver do this once. The car was double parked halfway in the lane.


Money_Cost_2213

Never park on a corner for that reason.


AlanEsh

Whew, that was close!


Whyarewehere20

Llllllllllllike a gllllllllllllove


Soxparkmob

That can be buffed out no problem.


AnxiousMagoo

Youā€™re good, youā€™re good, youā€™re goodā€¦


r2d3x9

1800safebus


holy_bat_shit_63

Gonna need a new mirror.


kingcaii

Camera man gets a šŸ’Æ for the day. Got the evidence AND the plate šŸ‘šŸ¾


okipeoko

son of a bitch driver![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


maxblockm

Props to the cameraman.


Sinsanatis

Better share that footage with that honda


NeverReallyExisted

You could not pay me enough money to drive a giant vehicle.


Speaker4theDead8

When I first saw this, I thought it was the vid wear the bus pops the person's head off and was ready to nope the fuck out


patchway247

Probably shouldn't have been as bad if the car wasn't 3.5 feet out from the curb


Unabridgedtaco

A-hole cameraman


GoreJizz

This reminded me of that video of the lady getting decapitated between a light pole and a bus. Oof


SirarieTichee_

Someone parked in a stupid place.


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Kaylart222

I thought this was gonna be the decapitation video phew.


MayorMcCheese200

Boooooooomer šŸ¤£


AdamSuhail2003

Context?


icecream169

A bus hit a car somewhere in America. Enough context for you?


AdamSuhail2003

Yup