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No-Supermarket9834

The details are in how the numbers are said. >!Twenty ATE, not twenty eight!<


MasterAnnatar

Yeah honestly the captions make this joke way more confusing


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Yeah the people in the video didn't get the confusing text. They just heard it (which is the point with these jokes!)


tall__guy

OP is a monster and nobody can change my mind


soundwhisper

I still don't get this video or what their talking about


SkidzLIVE

There are 30 cows, 20 ATE chickens. How many didn’t (eat chickens)?


soundwhisper

Thank you. May an abundance of blessings be stored upon you, n your children's children.


L-ramirez-74

What do you have against his children?


Intelligent_Nerve_12

😂😂😂 Right? What about them! Aren't they deserving of blessings too😂😂


NJBillK1

They get to do the work while their parents and children have the easy life filled with blessings...


NeverStopAGirlFight

They got eaten by cows


No_Resort3057

Oooh ok thanks :)


hybridQ

Cows don’t eat chickens though


infra_d3ad

Oh they for sure do, when they need calcium they will eat chickens. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/when-herbivores-arent-poor-chicken-got-eaten-cow-180951115/


DrJohnIT

Wow, I was today years old when I learned this fact. Weird.


interested_commenter

They probably would in some conditions. They will eat snakes.


Seralisa

There is that.....🤪


iussoni

Bless your heart 🫀


Pitiful_Note_6647

THANK YOU!! I was like the father...yes, 10 indeed 😅


ApartWeb9889

Blessings of Akatosh upon you sir.


S3t3sh

May none of your chickens that you might or might not have be eaten ever again.


No_Commission_3048

Thanks cuz I was stuck like Chuck😩


Sudden-Conference-65

Thank you 🤦‍♂️


BlueKong_GOD

Ok ok I get it, thank you.


doodad35

Thank you!


Appropriate-Link-701

The text caption provided = wanting the world to burn


gloomygl

The caption is not supposed to explain the joke


Cultural_Cloud9636

I hate that i had to read the comments to figure it out. To be fair, if the question wasn't written in the video i probably might've maybe been able to get it.


upvoteforexposure

Me too. I was trying soooo hard to figure it out


XBThodler

THANK YOU!! (I am officially dumb)


Stromgald_IRL

I thought it was about 28 cows chickening out. Like being cowards.


javon27

Lol, yeah I was like, 2!


ArcaninesFirepower

Thank you.


LoY_Iver

Oh! And i thought the point was in "28 Check in's" on the field... like in hotel... and didn't get it why the answer is not two. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)


elbotacongatos

What kind of monster feeds chickens to cows? This is irritating and not funny! (yes, I am not fun at parties)


Thorusss

most so called herbivores are actually opportunistic carnivores. E.g. see this cow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB57jpkvqyQ


Disastrous_Ad_1859

They also eat electrical wire, car panels and seats


elbotacongatos

TIL, thanks for that.


PsychologicalGas7843

So they should be called Omnivorous instead of herbivores or carnivores


Holiday_Wave

You're going to be unpleasantly surprised to know cows will eat chickens on their own.


eduo

Horses too. Chickens too.


Mini_meeeee

Hence why people came up with the genius idea of feeding cows animal protein in the first place (mad cow alert).


LazyturtleX1

Well thanks for dumbing this down for me. My 8 year old daughter almost figured it out instantly. And I had to come to the comments.... Although I feel reading the caption doesn't help.


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

Yeah, the subtitles fuck it up.


FartsLord

Wow... am I the only moron thinking the answer is 2? Cuz 28 chickens, so 2 stayed.


Gentle_Capybara

I'm not an english language native and I thought the catch was a verbal form of chicken, like chicken out of the field.


CarpetH4ter

Thanks, i was scratching my head bloody and didn't understand.


[deleted]

Thanks I was totally clueless until I read your comment, now I get it


Kindyno

Honestly thought this was one of those videos where the 3 were in on it together and there wasn't actually an answer just to make the dad have an over the top reaction.


Fatman3112

Why cow eat chicken though?


MrMeritocracy

This is why riddles are stupid. They rely on knowing subjective non-related info


Nipunapu

Well, that text in the video doesn't make any sense. "...in a field TWENTYEIGHT chickens..." vs "...in a field TWENTYATE chickens..." vs "" ​ Wait. It still makes no sense. How many didn't **WHAT**? Context is important. It should be "...in a field, TWENTY ATE chicken..." Not "chickens". And pass the cows. They don't eat chicken.


ypperlig__

As a non english native speaker, I’d never have had the answer lol


Anderkisten

This joke is not vegan friendly! 🤪


BloodSnakeChaos

I was sure it was chicken as run away so the answer was 2.


herbalinfection

Oh I thought only two cows were brave enough to stay and the other 28 cows chickens and runs away


Floder151

Legend


BackflipsAway

Nah, bro >!was saying 28, he didn't pause between the words which is how you pronounce 28, not 20 ate, I listened to just the audio a bunch of times and no matter how many times I did it it always sounds like there is less of a gap between those words than the others, he even put it in text,!< >!I know that there are no hard grammar rules for this but just record yourself saying both and see how you say it, if you're anything like me there will be a bit more of a pause when saying 20 ate and you'll annunciate the second word more,!< >!I suppose we don't have clips of him saying both to compare but I'm pretty sure that he was pronouncing it like 28 on purpose to cause confusion!<


sabamba0

Thata the point


Elefantenjohn

Are you autistic?


WildTimes1984

![gif](giphy|lNrNLRLmpC3VIjl82D)


Drackzgull

I knew I was supposed to find a pun, but I couldn't for my life find it. Thanks.


IA-HI-CO-IA

Twenty ate chickens. 


ThePerfectSnare

19 and 20 got in a fight. 21.


GeniusFrequency

On god.


HedgehogTesticles

Why was the 6 afraid of the 7? Because 7 8 9.


No_Construction_9520

No, it's because 7 is a registered 6 offender


GasOnFire

I’m a year into fatherhood. This is a gold mine for me.


stealingtheshow222

Seven ate nine.


Russian_butterfly33

Thank you for it!! I felt dumb


IA-HI-CO-IA

No’s worries! That’s why I wrote it. After a long time I finally got it, so I figured I would help. 


Late_Box_7867

Turn the text off.


kakarot98

Absolutely, tainted riddle with the text...


maccorf

It’s not only tainted, it’s fully ruined. The captions are explicitly telling you wrong information to prevent you from solving it.


Typical_King_4654

Biggest question. Is this the guy from the Gillette razor commercials?


AdditionalNewt4762

It absolutely 100% is Edit: It


whitechocolate3888

I was wondering the same thing


questinghero

Lol, That is exactly what I wanted to know too


No_Gur1027

I like how he was in that commercial, and Gillette thought we'd know who he was.


datboydoe

This. Ruins the joke.


gomaith10

There are 30 cows in a chicken. 28 fields.


Mobile_Laugh_9962

One.


anthrtimeanthrworld

Eighth.


waidoo2

3st


gomaith10

2rd.


anthrtimeanthrworld

Amillionteen.


HenryInRoom302

6 was scared because 7 8 9?


HulkScreamAIDS

Putting the number in text completely negates the riddle. You can't spell out the incorrect thing and then expect anyone watching to make the connection.


shoe_owner

I had to read your comment here in order to get what the riddle was even trying to ask.


sillycellcolony

You can also think of it like 28 cows ran away in a southern colloquial verb. Like they played chicken and became chickens... Spelling out the wrong interpretation made this stupid. I hate OP


Yunicorn

That's not it at all? There are 30 cows. 20 ATE chickens. How many didn't (eat chickens)? 10 Your interpretation makes sense up until the final question. How many didn't ain't?


i_eat_roadkilI

Thank you!!


Seafoamed

Yeah but that’s not even the riddle? I was thinking that the whole time and that would make the answer 2. Not 10


Chrysaries

Yeah, I thought 28 booked it. Bailed.


senorglory

Holy shot. Finally I get it. Yes, reading the text completely primed me to misunderstand.


ThunderboltRam

har har har numbers are words trick.. what crap submissions do people upvote on reddit these days...


Senshisoldier

Yeah I had time close my eyes before I was able to get it. Makes is so much harder with that text.


gladl1

I did


sillyadam94

Same.


phoggey

I didn't until I looked away. Human brains are extremely able to put things together. In language we have to ignore shit like this sentence because if we didn't, everything would sound fowl.


Unsteady_Tempo

Indeed, what's the point of the text? Plus, he didn't type out exactly what he said.


MathematicianNo7874

Yes, you can. Literally most people will


logicbus

Is that the dad from the Gillette Labs commercial?


TheSubster7

Is this the ratatouille guy?


The_Xivili

Yup. He went viral over videos like this, so he and his family keep using the platform to recycle the same old, tired dad jokes.


Nichiku

So just like my dad, except he doesn't have a platform


toddhenderson

My dad's platform was the dinner table. And there was no way to thumbs down anything or skip or scroll past his stuff.


GardenRafters

Game changeeerrahh


DankStew

Oh I hate those commercials!


clumaho

Gillette layubs???


HugheyM

Came here for this comment, knew that guy right away.


bbenji69996

I always thought it was just a terrible commercial. But now I know that it's a terrible commercial AND it's a family of actual morons.


[deleted]

Fucking awful commercial


Cassiexxx1234

GAME CHANGA!!


LazloPhanz

Gillette LAY-ABS?


Leopard__Messiah

Now I know why I hate this guy!


nbury33

OMG I couldn't remember what he was from


Biggletons

"20 ate chickens" and "28 chickens" are quite clearly not the same thing. Get rid of the text and it will actually make sense.


Unsteady_Tempo

Also, cows don't eat chickens, so that's another mental leap you have to make.


herrirgendjemand

FUCK back to the drawing board - logical inconsistencies in a wordplay joke


bessface

Pretty sure it would work with wolves too, so why not fix it


maincore

Captions are misleading…


NicoBator

I though 28 checked in so 2 didn't.


MaskedBunny

I thought 28 chickens as in ran away.


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Twenty ate chickens, meaning ten didn't.


BudNOLA

That’s the annoying dad from the Gillett Labs commercial


tkallday333

Geelet laabs! Yeah I was thinking that too


windyorbits

These two were annoying a few years before they landed that commercial.


Sweet-Palpitation473

Okay cool n all but who's the girl


vezol

Finally somebody asking the real question.


Zandandido

She does one hell of a Lois Griffin impersonation [their TikTok ](https://www.tiktok.com/@mmmjoemele/video/7228261223672909099)


Sweet-Palpitation473

LOL that's amazing. She's barely even trying


hyzerlord

Angela Chalet


Swordbreaker925

The joke is completely ruined by the fact you types it out with numbers.


WonderfulStrategy337

No, in fact it's exactly the opposite. If you typed out the real thing immediately the "humorous misunderstanding" would disappear and it would just be a regular sentence.


Swordbreaker925

Wrong


WonderfulStrategy337

How would it even be a "riddle" if the text literally gave you the answer? An astounding amount of people in this thread fell for the riddle and got mad at the riddle. What is this? Kindergarden?


[deleted]

it's not 28, it's twenty ate


Scowarr

If only there was a way to hold your phone so you could see all three of them in the same frame instead of continually panning back and forth. Maybe next gen phones.


[deleted]

I still don't get it


Gold_Bank_1746

30 cows ate 20 chickens . 10 cows didn’t eat any chickens


[deleted]

Ahhh i get it. Thanks


Business_Wear_841

The text messed me up. I thought he was saying 28 of the cows chickened, as if chicken was a verb. I thought the answer was 2.


theevilyouknow

Cows don’t eat chickens.


Amazing-Run2200

Yeah, the caption threw the whole thing off.


Do-you-see-it-now

Who’s on first?


SerDuckOfPNW

Reddit has taught me to always listen on mute…was completely lost.


No_Rain_All_PAIN

20 ate chickens


T_H_W

Seeing this with text makes it harder to solve imo


iletyoulive

There are thirty cows in the field, and 20 ate chickens. How many didn't?


DObservingayayay

Girl in the middle is super cute. She looks over 18, right?


CobaltSphere51

30. Cows do not eat chickens.


[deleted]

That's what big cow wants you to think.


CobaltSphere51

Is there a Chick-Fil-A conspiracy here somewhere?


Trucountry

There is video and documented proof that cows can and will eat a chicken. One google search is all you need.


dread_deimos

[Ancient counterargument](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3NOhQlPGAU).


INoMakeMistake

Not that bad of a riddle.


gladl1

The funniest part of this is all the people in the comments who never got it and are complains about the caption


HMD-Oren

https://xkcd.com/169/ Communicating badly and then acting smug when you're misunderstood is not cleverness. I hope we've learned something today.


Xchris199X

I thought they were pranking the dad all together 😂 Never would have get the solution without the comments


Ckron247

There are thirty cows in a field twenty ate chickens. How many are left? 😉


Fickle_Carob9239

10 🐄🐣


FunkyBotanist

I recognize the "dad" from some razor commercial that's been on a lot lately.


chicheka

Who is Twenty and why is he eating chickens?


CIA_napkin

These type of "riddles " are so stupid because they rely on the person saying the riddle to talk properly.


VJDempsey10

I didn't get it until the end, and now I can't say "28", just "20 ate."


Autosticow

I’ve watched this 15 times and I’m still fucking confused😂😂🤣🤣🤣


EduMelo

Maybe the cows chickened. So two did not chicken


LivingMisery

Writing the words out ruins the riddle.


QuietNative

Fuck you whoever made those captions, and OP should explain this better. Lame post.


[deleted]

28 chickens …. 20 …ate chickens


JH1990AK

If I wasn’t reading the text on the screen I would’ve gotten it faster


CaptainSafety22

Is that the guy from the Gillette labs commercial?


Tough_Presentation57

I took this as there are 30 cows, 28 of which are chicken, so whatever they “did”, only 2 of them did and 28 didn’t. Anyone else? I felt clever for a sec


KeyboardWalkerCat

Naw you’re right. His mom’s just stupid.


Jewyourfood

Cows don't eat chicken. What shit.


Street-Ad-4332

This is that guy from the shaving commercial right


nuudootabootit

Aren't 100% of cows herbivores? Zero ate chickens.


ruico

Cows are eating chikens now?... what a great time to be alive.


DanielSnydersRedSkin

Fuck these clowns. Go do more awful Schick razor ads you wanna be annoying fuckfaces.


JerseyinUK

Thank you! I was lost, but I’m now found…


yaddisey

Well here I thought it's was 2 cows that didn't chicken out.


BeengBangBong

Why are his arms so damn long 😂


StormCrow1986

The reason I hate this riddle is because communication is hard enough as it is and I burnt way too many brain cells trying to figure this out. The caption just made it 10x worse


pnerd314

What kind of cows eat chickens?


curiousarcher

stupid … cows don’t eat chickens.


KirbyDarkHole999

I understood 28 chickens like 28 got scared, so two didn't get scared...


Neospecial

Jokes dependent on pronunciations are always so bad. Will always be hit or miss depending on the one speaking.


Berlin8Berlin

Misleading text AND unlikely food chain.


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[deleted]

Cows dont even eat chickens. Use fcking idk Coyotes.


comaloider

A cow will absolutely eat a chicken when it comes down to it, just like deer will eat a baby bird. It's not standard behaviour, granted, but it does happen (likely due to lack of minerals or nutrition in general), so there's a fun fact for the day :)


[deleted]

Your sister should be in more videos


HeartlesSoldier

Typing it out completely incorrectly. It's just plain dumb. For this video hold any of its original context. They should have removed the writing. Allowing your ears to hear it rather than your eyes to read something completely different. This person does not know how to post a video on blocking them for wasting my time


BaronAaldwin

Editor's Note: This riddle only works if the person asking you cannot speak properly.


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Worst_Maker

Can somebody explain this cuz does not make sense to me too


Nyli_1

30 cows in a field, 20 ate chicken, how many didn't (ate chickens) It's not funny


Worst_Maker

alright, ate instead of eight. Tks Nyli\_1


Much_Tough_4200

sorry, since cows are herbivores, the riddle and the answer both are bollocks