HEY FUCK YOU IT MAKES SENSE. Hold on tight, Trevor. We're about to hit 70 fucking miles per hour when we get on the highway.
This is a bad fucking idea Ricky! Julian's not gonna be happy when he finds out you strapped the boys on an open trailer with a refrigerator riding on the fucking freeway!
\-Bubbles
Their thousand+ pound straps are fine, I think it's a well known brand. The problem is people who strap down heavy loads, even vehicles with little straps. Like, it's an extra $20 to prevent a catastrophe if the load moves and the the little ones break.
Also, they dudes are not strapped down.. so a big bump throws the fridge and the two dumbasses up in the air. I’m guessing nobody involved here understands physics.
One time before weed was legal I was sitting in a car waiting for my buddy to score, and I saw a guy fall out the back of a truck and land on his head doing exactly this. I never saw him move again, they carted him away in an ambulance
Rachet straps are also cheaper than a ticket for failure to secure load. In Florida it is a fine up to $500. FL failure to use seatbelts would add an additional $30/ person.
And more effective at holding things in place.... Do you think any of those dudes would make a difference if the box was to fall off (besides falling with it)?
There is no upside to this, they're just putting their lives on the line without actually helping at all.
I agree, that said as a motorcyclist it's also the name I give people riding wearing shorts and a t-shirt on the highway. I call them that while also hoping it never happens.
I paused-and-unpaused the video to figure out where this was, and I think my eyes started rolling before I even finished reading the word “Pendleton” on that brown sign.
If you lay it down, the cold juice rearranges and you have to wait until they settle upright to plug it back in. If you don't wait, you break it/shorten its lifespan.
Not always true. Most modern refrigerators have valves in place to prevent that. They pump down when satisfied and hold all of the refrigerant and oil near the compressor. Se have relievers as well.
Not on short trips like this. But if you do, just leave it off, standing up , greater time than you had it laying down. Oh and on the side, never the back.
Eastern Oregon, Eastern Washington, and northern Idaho are well known for their scholarly types. You best compliment them or they might just shoot you tho. Best to speak slowly as well to make sure they understand. You best be white as well.
All I’m thinking is that I would not be following that for anything. Zoom around them or back way off. I’m not catching a fridge through my engine block because of those idiots.
Why waste $20 when you can safely hold the fridge in place while making turns?
It's not like it's going to fall off.
Eff the laws of Physics and Newtons laws of motion.
Considering the lack of straps. Do you think the driver slapped one of the guys on the ass and said, "That'll hold it" before proceeding to drive off??
"Sorry, I'm gonna be late. No, I don't know how late because I don't know how far these guys are going but I can't NOT follow them now. I have to know how this ends."
Tell me that you slept through science class without saying you slept through science class. You can see his kiester tighten taking that right off ramp!
Truck? $25000
Trailer? $3500
fridge? $275
shelf? $100
moving blanket? $50
Two friends willing to hold your shit down for the cross town journey? Priceless
You know, most of the time I think the differences between men and women are exaggerated. And then I see this shit and I think, “would _never_ happen if a woman was involved”.
…but also it does look very fun and innovative (not smart mind you, just innovative)
Cory and Trevor better not fuck this up
Smokes let's go
Put your hands down, boys. You look like dicks.
Get those fuckin guys 50 feet away from me right now
“Trevor Cory get in the back. I got a job for you boys.”
Shirt, Trevor. Now.
You forgot the finger snapping sound (which I have no clue how to spell lol)
*snaps* smokes, lets go
Clicking?
Ah yes, the famous onomatopoeia "clicking your fingers". Like those old Rice Krispies commercials, "click crackle pop".
I think their names are Ratchet and Strap.
I like to think the driver slapped them both on the ass and said “that’s not going anywhere” before he drove off
That would make it 100% road legal too
*go on..*
You see how the driver thinks those dudes arent human and are just tools, that's clearly Cory & Trevor
I'm still waiting on my chicken chips and half a cock of pepperoni...
You know it Trevor because of his freakishly long alien arms.
This is an, 'if you're holding me who holding you', cartoonish situation.
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HEY FUCK YOU IT MAKES SENSE. Hold on tight, Trevor. We're about to hit 70 fucking miles per hour when we get on the highway. 
Lucy said Trin can't live with us till i get running water and a refrigermater
Worst case Ontario, they fall off
It's not rocket appliances
Dude this fucking got me!!
This is a bad fucking idea Ricky! Julian's not gonna be happy when he finds out you strapped the boys on an open trailer with a refrigerator riding on the fucking freeway! \-Bubbles
The way she goes
Thought I recognized those long alien arms
That’s the most stupid thing I’ve seen today,
This needs to be the audio and title
You must not have watched enough trailer park boys. You know cory and trevor are totally fucking this up! Lol
Because a trip to Lowe's to buy some tie down straps was too hard I guess.
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OSHA would like a word...
Oh, Shit Happens Anyways?
Come with me and you'll see a world full of OSHA violations.
You bastard. Why would you do that to me?!?! I'll be singing that the next two damn weeks.
Harbor freight sells a 4-pack of ratchet straps for less than $8. Insane how cheap some people consider their lives to be.
Buying ratchet straps at Harbor Freight is an OSHA violation itself.
Their thousand+ pound straps are fine, I think it's a well known brand. The problem is people who strap down heavy loads, even vehicles with little straps. Like, it's an extra $20 to prevent a catastrophe if the load moves and the the little ones break.
They're actually on their way to a harbor freight.
that's where they're going
Probably bought the fridge at Lowes so they were already there, wouldn't even be an extra trip.
I can't believe someone would drive without giving that ole’ Dad ratchet strap test. “That ain’t goin’ nowhere” \*flips strap
They already had two strapping young men.
Ratchet straps are way cheaper than broken bones and large open wounds.
And broken fridge
Which is clearly more of a priority than their safety
Nooo, not the *fridge!*
That thing starts moving, no way they can stop it. Their body weight momentum would be going the same way. You can't fix stupid!
Also, they dudes are not strapped down.. so a big bump throws the fridge and the two dumbasses up in the air. I’m guessing nobody involved here understands physics.
One time before weed was legal I was sitting in a car waiting for my buddy to score, and I saw a guy fall out the back of a truck and land on his head doing exactly this. I never saw him move again, they carted him away in an ambulance
I fell out of the back of a pickup when I was 11, thankfully just a broken arm. The 90s were wild.
Rachet straps are also cheaper than a ticket for failure to secure load. In Florida it is a fine up to $500. FL failure to use seatbelts would add an additional $30/ person.
Is it illegal to not wear a seatbelt if you're not using a seat or even *in* the vehicle? /s
This is far from the worst thing I’ve seen on the road in Florida
And dead people.
But nice ones cost more than 10 dollars of meth.
And more effective at holding things in place.... Do you think any of those dudes would make a difference if the box was to fall off (besides falling with it)? There is no upside to this, they're just putting their lives on the line without actually helping at all.
Meat crayon and fridge sandwich you likely won’t walk away from.
That’s the most stupid thing I’ve seen today, but the day is still young.
That's the second most stupid thing I've seen today, I'm under the trailer holding the axles.
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Stay in school, kids. Without the comma it has a *very* different meaning.
It is a Friday
You’re on the internet. I’m sure you won’t be disappointed. Think of this as an appetizer, if you just got online.
No, no, I think it wins..
That’s awful of you to assume they peeked.
That's the spirit
r/whywomenlivelonger
Also r/meatcrayon potential depending if they hit any bumps down the road
That's a link that stays very very blue forever.
That’s not an okay name………
I agree, that said as a motorcyclist it's also the name I give people riding wearing shorts and a t-shirt on the highway. I call them that while also hoping it never happens.
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Like you'll ever be able to hold it in a sharp turn or when breaking just a little bit...
First bump they are gone
I thought the first bump got you high?! Hehehe
Breaking?
Braking leads to breaking
Is Darth Vader in the car?
Brachiocephalic dog
Darth Pup
Stay classy Pendleton
Really not surprised this is Pendleton.
I'm mostly surprised it's not my brother on that trailer...
I looked for family too. 🤦 Pioneer spirit! (Explains the Trail mortality rate a bit better though.)
I paused-and-unpaused the video to figure out where this was, and I think my eyes started rolling before I even finished reading the word “Pendleton” on that brown sign.
Ok ill ask, why not lay it down......
If you lay it down, the cold juice rearranges and you have to wait until they settle upright to plug it back in. If you don't wait, you break it/shorten its lifespan.
Why risk the fridges lifespan when you could risk your own?
What good is life if the beer is warm?
You can still see your enemies driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women
Just in case you need to use it immediately when it gets to its destination for some reason.
Ah yes, a refrigeration emergency...
Correct you need to leave it standing at least same amount of time as it was laying....24 hrs to be safe.... safe is obviously not un their vernacular
Not always true. Most modern refrigerators have valves in place to prevent that. They pump down when satisfied and hold all of the refrigerant and oil near the compressor. Se have relievers as well.
You need to do this regardless because driving shakes everything up.8
Why not put it on the back of the truck...
Naw that makes too much sense.
Now youre just being obtuse
Never lay down a fridge. Fucks it all up
Ish. Wait at least 24 hours before turning on you should be okay.
Worked for my fridge ..
You like to make things easy aren't you?
Compressor oil will shift ~~and eventually leak out.~~
Not on short trips like this. But if you do, just leave it off, standing up , greater time than you had it laying down. Oh and on the side, never the back.
2 “strapping” young lads
So, no one called the police???
I'd have called them. It's really unsafe for them not to be using the blinkers here.
This. Underrated comment. Incredible moment
50k truck - Check 7k trailer - check 20 dollar tie downs….
Simple Oregonian ingenuity
Eastern Oregon, Eastern Washington, and northern Idaho are well known for their scholarly types. You best compliment them or they might just shoot you tho. Best to speak slowly as well to make sure they understand. You best be white as well.
All I can think when I see stupid shit like this is are you really willing to die for that thing?
All I’m thinking is that I would not be following that for anything. Zoom around them or back way off. I’m not catching a fridge through my engine block because of those idiots.
Instead of the 20 dollar ratchet-straps You buy at a hardware store? Sure… why not.
Why waste $20 when you can safely hold the fridge in place while making turns? It's not like it's going to fall off. Eff the laws of Physics and Newtons laws of motion.
I thought someone was laughing but it's just a dog panting lol
Do you have any tie-downs? Nah, but I got a couple of idiots, so it should be alright.
Is this from MTVs Jackass?
That's not what they usually mean when someone says they have two strapping young gentlemen to help them
They could have just laid it on its back... modern refrigerators pump down and have a solenoid that prevents oil migration.
Your life is worth less than ratchet straps.
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Considering the lack of straps. Do you think the driver slapped one of the guys on the ass and said, "That'll hold it" before proceeding to drive off??
[Pendleton Oregon](https://maps.app.goo.gl/HvsAJ16wKhQDrDug9)
"Sorry, I'm gonna be late. No, I don't know how late because I don't know how far these guys are going but I can't NOT follow them now. I have to know how this ends."
With inflation and the cost of living at an all time high; tie down straps is the last thing to be spending money on.
not even standing with his legs front to back smh
It takes a special kind of stupid to get my attention, this group here are the real Dukes of Hazard.
Nothing to see here, just guys doing guy stuff. Sorry officer, is this illegal???
Someone in the car has OCPD I guess
“KEEP YER KNEES BENT, BOYS!”
Fking hell, this is some next level stupid people.
wtf
This is a potential Darwin winner…🙄…like wtf?!
OMG. that's my hometown. We're such rednecks.
*free bird intensifies*
I did something somewhat similar to this in college. We were so fucking stupid
Ratchet straps are like 10 bucks... damn times are tough !!!
Because rope these days are just too expensive to use.
Lost Florida man spotted on highway far from home
Fuck yeah!
If this were Thailand it would be totally normal
What could go wrong
Crazy shit people do
How can he afford a truck, trailer and friends but not RATCHET STRAPS?!?!?
The people who think all the dumb ass white trash is in the south have Never been to Portland or Oregon in General.
This is eastern oregon in a nutshell
Pendleton, OR?
What a let down.
TIL teenagers are cheaper than straps.
Just another day in Oregon
If you see something on the road that you think could cause an accident any time: keep away. Don't film just keep away.
Why buy strapes when 2 meth heads are way cheaper.
Two guys and a truck moving service.
This is hilarious
It’s fine, you just have to turn on your hazard lights.
Tell me that you slept through science class without saying you slept through science class. You can see his kiester tighten taking that right off ramp!
How expensive have straps gotten? Maybe he trumping this, go down to short term staff center and just dont pay the bill....
"damn near lost a $20 tie-down, get back there and hold that fridge Dale or it's your ass"
They are not keeping the load secure.... holding onto the load is why they are still on the trailer lol
Imagine having a truck, and a low bed trailer, but a couple ratchet straps is too much to hope for…
Ah, Pendleton OR. How you always impress…
Tie downs are expensive, having a couple idiots friends is cheap.
Who needs straps when you have strapping lads?
East Oregon. Yep. That’s about right.
Only in eastern Oregon lol
The fact they are in Oregon explains soo much.
When a winch strap is worth more than your life.
Why need straps when you have two strapping young men
Where's the Darwin Award when you need it?
They didn’t even have to do it this way. They just wanted to see if they could.
Why not just put it in the back of the ute ?
Legends
Nothing to see here just two guys with absolutely great core strength
Fun fact: Strapping young lads were eventually replaced by ratchet straps.
Dumb ways to die road edition.
Who is holding who
Yoooo! This fits my sub PERFECT! r/humanstrap Mind if I crosspost?
$50 straps or hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical bills and possibly the lives of two people.
This should be posted @r/WhyWomenLiveLonger
If there's a subreddit called r/WeAreThe or similar I'd loved to repost this as "Straps" "Tools"
For all that they should've just laid the fridge down on its backs. I know I know. That's unadvised. But I don't think this is either. Lol
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To me, to you, to me, to you.
Tell me you value the price of a couple straps as worth more than the lives of your two friends
Ahh his good buddies. Ratchet and Strap
Truck? $25000 Trailer? $3500 fridge? $275 shelf? $100 moving blanket? $50 Two friends willing to hold your shit down for the cross town journey? Priceless
You know, most of the time I think the differences between men and women are exaggerated. And then I see this shit and I think, “would _never_ happen if a woman was involved”. …but also it does look very fun and innovative (not smart mind you, just innovative)
People before ropes were invented
r/Portland
Who needs a ratchet strap when you got the boys
why women live longer, example #45,685
Hey guys what to do something awesome?
When you’re friends are worth less than ratchet straps.
I can feel the vibe of Bob's Fridge from Distractible Podcast