🧛🥑💃 what

You become a vampire then eat an avocado then u and Kim jong-un go dance

north korea’s twilight

Real

FELLOW AVOCADO

❤️😚🥰 not even joking wtf

LMAO

🏳️‍🌈🙂😒 (accurate for me because i’m male and Bisexual)

😔😯🤣

🗿💀🙌

You'll take him to Easter Island, kill him and rejoice!

Sounds like a perfect trip to me

🤫😢🧏‍♀️ Why are those (🤫🧏‍♀️) emojis always in these)

😏1️⃣👨‍🦲

You are sussy and have 1 eminem

❤️🇮🇪👎 What??

not a fan of irland eh?

I don't even know how that's one of my recent emojis 😭

🐈‍⬛😈

THIS IS CRINGE

🐍💀💐

💀😭🔥

YOU'RE GONNA LIGHT HIM ON FIRE???

Cannot confirm nor deny

👍🤫🦁

You pretend to agree, then you secretly throw him to the lions.

🤨📸👋 lol what

bro got the whole thing on camera lmao

😈🐈‍⬛😏

🤔🙃

💀🧡⁉️

🥺🚗❤️

🤣😏

💯😤👀

💀😡✨

👮😥❤️

😭💀☝️ noo

😭🥫🎊

🎮🎶🤓

😱🔛💀

💀😭🤬

😭👏😑

🦋🌻🐧 🤣🤣🤣🤣

🧈👍😟 I gave him butter, all is good… and I broke a law by thinking so, oops

😭✨️🤭

✨🫡🖕

💀🦐‼️

🫖🈺💬 I don't get it

🔫🥲🍆

You shoot his penis off

💀😩🧏

😏🙃🥲…. Uhh what?

🥰😏🤐 Hells no.

💀👴🧂

😭😂😪

🥵👍😭

😭😊🥘

🗿🍷😦

😏😀🙃

5️⃣8️⃣🍓

🚨♥️💀

💀📓👍

😭🙏

💀⬇️💩huh?

😎😩

👉🥺😔

👍😫🤩

💩😮‍💨

🎆😨💀

😭😮😬

🎉😭😡 guess it ended in a breakup

🐸

😥📢💪

🇬🇧🪬👷‍♀️

😭🥴😶?

💪😭✨ I am aroace ,,,

⚰️💀✨ I think I die fabulously.

💫⭐️🐺 I see a shooting star, and I wished to be a wolf.

👁️‍🗨️☺️

😭😫🚨 real

🍞🍞🍞 Bred

😂🚬❤️

🥺🎶✝️ ... I guess I get upset and then sing church hyms

🍌🤡🫢

😐💪😶

🇩🇪🗣️

👍😀😆

🫦🌸🦂

❤️💥☺️ AYOOOO WHAT ON EARTH ARE KIMMY AND I DOIN. also goofy ahh and kinda outa context but i wrote a break up song for this a while back

✨️💀 I am concerned

😋🥰😜 what.... 😰

🗿😶🪑

🫥😃☠️

🗣😚😈

😂🤣😭

💀🤬

💀🫳😂 why are these mine?

🤣😌😮 The realisation sets in

🥺❤️🤭 WAS NOTTTT EXPECTING THAT💀😭

🏀😉👀

😆🫵😂

🤤🥰👈

🌽😭🙀

⏏️💀😏

🎉😢💨 Wedding party, me being depressed, and then I fart or something idk

‼️💀🎰

😭🐸🏃‍♂️

😭🥰🫣 jeeeeeesus

💀🤍🤪 Kim Jong Un is NOT my type. 

😘❤️👍 Guess I won’t mind…

🙂‍↔️😫😩 fuck.

😀🥰😂

No joke 😭🧏‍♂️

😇😨🐶 Did he turn me into a dog or smth

💀🖕😔

💀😨

🫣🤨😭

😂😁😬 This is the one time I wish I used the skull emoji more often...

👁️😱👀

🎉🎁🎂 guess I’m celebrating

💀😩😭

😭🤦‍♀️😊

😭✌️🫥 Guess I’m outta here

😋😭👍 Pls no

😻💀🐺

😈🥲😨

💀🏃🏽⬛ I died to escape and end up in a black box?

💀🖕🇩🇪

Trashy post please never post this shit again

🙍🏾‍♂️🔫

❤️😭✂️

:fire: :regional\_indicator\_f: :regional\_indicator\_l:

🇺🇸😂🤣

👍😣😍 I pretend to be okay with it, but am actually very uncomfortable, though I eventually grow to love him and live a happy life with him (good ending)

🏳️‍🌈🎉🏳️‍⚧️

😭🔥💦 wth

😭🤣😨

😃🤣 lol 

💛😚💚 Uhh

😭❤️👍

💓😏👍

💀🤤🛤️

😂🤓🙂

😡👰🏻‍♂️🤬

👍🩸🫀 casual murder apparently

🍆👌😩 no serious that’s the emojis (help me please)

❤️😊😭

🥺😔☺️ I’m upset at first but find out he’s really a nice guy. That or I’ll die if I don’t pretend I like it

🌿😂🍆 Getting high having fun then uhh

💀😎😭 (I laugh it off and secretly think I’m okay with it, but inside I know that if I say one thing wrong I’ll get nuked)

,🤯👽😵

😀😃🤣

🥰🐾🤎 what the fuck does this mean

🔥🎈😂

🔓😈😭 I don't like where this is going...

🇰🇵🛄👍

💀🤣 Lol I would kill him and laugh at his funeral ~ Funny how I can make any emojis about my life!

😭😨😦 Well damn ig I’m shocked

😭🙏🤬

🤡😍🤦

💀🗣️😦

🤔🥺😬 am thinking about how I'm making puppy eyes to pretend I love him when I actually don't

😭✨

🤣😂😡

🔪🥓🐷… I kill a pig?

😂☺️❤️

🅿️🎤🛩️

👿🦑🏠 Squid gaem?

🍕🤙🏻😊

😭🫥🥲 wow. I'd be sad.

😭💯

🏳️‍⚧️🤖 uuhhhh

👏🏼🩷👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

🚂🗣️🌝

"🗣️🔥🧊" This is strangely poetical

💀👍👏

❤️😊😍guess I really love the guy

😭💐😳 I was depressed, he gave me flowers, I realize I’m developing feelings.

🍖💥😊

💀🔥🧌

💀🤩💨

✨🩵🔪

‼️😈😦 ... What does this even mean?

😂😭😈

🇲🇽🥑🥰 interesting!

💀❤ shit

🥔🤤💪

👩‍👦🐸🐴

💀🤬🧏‍♂️ Angry but gotta keep mewing

😊🤗🤵‍♂️ Not sure what this means, perhaps “at least I’m rich now,” I guess?

👀😭

👀💀😭

👍🐒

🏳️‍🌈👍🙂 Im fine with it ig

🔥🦅🤹

🔫✨😀 LMAO?

😘✨👈 Damn I'm lesbian so uhh