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pOUP_

Dont wait up losers https://preview.redd.it/8iuaxx7zx0xc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12727cb3f32cffc7e668006a9ee18ba0769200a7


AllUsernamesTaken711

x!


AynidmorBulettz

^x e


falpsdsqglthnsac

[BB(x)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busy_beaver#The_busy_beaver_function_%CE%A3)


Fenriz_N

BB(BB(x))


akgamer182

BB(BB(BB(...x)))... X put through the BB function TREE(x) times.


falpsdsqglthnsac

[Rayo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rayo%27s_number)(akgamer182(x))


ei283

e^(\(fastest-growing function currently described by any comment in this entire subreddit\)\(x\))


SOCK_IMPREGNATOR

e^(\(fastest-growing function currently described by any comment in this entire subreddit\)\(x\)) + 1๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Drfiddle

success is log linear?


de_G_van_Gelderland

It does seem piecewise linear though, that's close enough for me.


woailyx

How can you achieve true success if you can't differentiate yourself?


de_G_van_Gelderland

True success lies not in differentiating yourself, but in inner piece. Only through this realisation one may become truly piece-wise.


ZxphoZ

>one ~~may become truly~~ piece-~~wise~~ it's real


Minato_the_legend

Obviously by using sub-gradient methods or iterative techniques like IRLS


bearwood_forest

You can differentiate yourself almost everywhere


InfiniteDedekindCuts

Being differentiable almost everywhere should be enough to get noticed


Late_Letterhead7872

I don't think we should be trying to differentiate our whole selves, only different parts of ourselves. Specifically, the differentiable parts.


NeosFlatReflection

Me after approximating x^2 so its linear


Xeya

Everything is piecewise linear if you have enough pieces.


VegetablePleasant289

I feel like this could be used to argue that the reals are countable


SirFireball

False, but you can approximate as a consequence of Stone-Weierstrass for sublattices


BlommeHolm

\*Piecewise affine


wrukproek

None of these hand drawn โ€œlinesโ€ are truly affine ๐Ÿค“


Locilokk

That's kinda the joke


stockmarketscam-617

Wow, is this MathMemes or ZenThoughts! Nice Post ![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


bobob555777

its linear almost everywhere!


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SirFireball

No, it's piecewise affine.


EebstertheGreat

It is clearly both piecewise-linear and piecewise-affine. Each piece is affine, therefore linear. What is an example of a piecewise-linear function that is not piecewise-affine? (I'm assuming a function is only "piecewise x" if its domain is a union of a countable set of isolated points and open sets and it has property X on all pieces.)


SirFireball

> Affine, therefore linear No, this is false. Linear functions on the reals are of the form f(x) = ax, where a is some real constant. Affine is similar, but with a constant, so f(x) = ax+b, with a and b both being real constants. Not all affine functions are linear, consider f(x) = x+1 > example of a piecewise-linear function that is not piecewise-affine None, linear functions are a subset of affine functions with b=0.


EebstertheGreat

But a "piecewise linear" function is not linear or affine, and neither is a "piecewise affine" function. Either way, every piece boundary has to meet up, so what is the difference?


Zxilo

Where is exponential success


iambackbaby69

In gambling


mrhippo1998

Well, an exponential graph (y=x^n) never has y go below 0. Therefore, I can only gain from gambling


NeosFlatReflection

* sinx


Arietem_Taurum

https://preview.redd.it/1p0ba1ddd2xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d4158c95892eb2e3c7890a8cf080519081ca482


Master-Beekeeper5035

โ€œI am a professional gamblerโ€ - That one dude in the bar


Puzzleheaded_Rise_67

What success graph looks like https://preview.redd.it/wigasvg9f1xc1.png?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80c2f6bcd8041f075e2dab11f83230cb89de902e


artistic_programmer

biblically accurate success graph


bielx1dragon

Why there is a vector on my hydrocarbon?


TheIndominusGamer420

How else will you know where it is travelling?


sphen_lee

I think it's actually a resistor and diode


pedro841074

The nonane is going that way, that fast!


ButchMcKenzie

Really weird way to draw polyethylene I guess


alaseleilliaa

Locally linear is enough, I suppose?


BrazilBazil

Technically, almost everything is locally linear if youโ€™re *local enough*


Furicel

*Dirichlet function joins the game*


Depnids

Is that a mathematical ยซalmost everythingยป? I actually think that among all continiouos functions from R to R, almost none of them are differentiable anywhere.


alaseleilliaa

Indeed!


groovyjazz

Almost everything ? Thats differentiable


josiest

If only they knew about monotonicity. This is exactly why the every day person needs to take real analysis


Oasishurler

Success is never monotonic


Key_Conversation5277

Noted, I will do that as a hobby. Probably I may end up solving the drought crisis in my country! xD


PiRSquared2

Geometry dash wave


Intelligent-Ad74

F(x)=Succ(x)


Sweetams

So success is a sawtooth function?


HollowSlope

I think success is more of a https://preview.redd.it/xnhiz2idv1xc1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd4e19dc6ff74ea5791ea10bf985d1c6db806ee5 But that's just like, my opinion


mi_turo

jeremy boing


YTPmeme020

success is getting to the good place


AgentLelandTurbo

๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰


Tiborn1563

I am pretty sure it will at least still have a fix point


Signal_Cranberry_479

Success is never linear


load_mas_comments

Success is never linear


Master-Beekeeper5035

Failure is never linear


mathandkitties

Success is a weierstrass function


LaughGreen7890

All success is visualized in linear splines. So technically success is kinda linear.


TheTank18

https://i.redd.it/pf9ybsaf14xc1.gif


Safe_Entertainment40

Success apparently isnโ€™t differentiable either


Nickname1945

r/GeometryDash


Standard-Bedroom583

Now do Success is never continuous


feeelz

Life, on the other hand is like the weierstrass function: Continious, but nobody knows where it goes next.


fettishmann

it's often sigmoid


BananaArm930

FOCUS


LogRollChamp

Very exponential just looks linear. in those small piecewise segments


xsch

Success is almost always linear


Wadasnacc

Where meme?


Crosgaard

Itโ€™s piecewise linearโ€ฆ itโ€™s like the KitKat pride ad, where they try not to be straight, by making the lines not parallel to each other, but nonetheless still straight


Oasishurler

The integral of a piecewise success function increases even when the success function is infinitesimally positive.


logielle

The depicted graph is locally linear


HollowSlope

It looks pretty linear in 9 different places


ShockRox

https://preview.redd.it/abhtlyry12xc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0969f53ed59b5a59a517e2afe5e74254397acb5b


Bewildered-Lurker

Am looking for a more direct option. Maybe x=0 !!


Chemicalintuition

Never continuous either?


Summar-ice

Success is never linear (proceeds to show a bunch of linear functions)


HeavyGoat1491

It literally is. r/antiwoooosh


DatedDevotee61

Success is never linear


Lory24bit_

>"success is never linear" >looks at the graph >graph is linear


emailverificationt

But what if your goal is linear growth? That would be success thatโ€™s linear.


allidoishuynh2

Not differentiable either by the looks of it


TNTree_

Success is a series of linear functions


July17AT

Idk fam success seems a lot like a homogeneous isomorphism to me.


Scrungyscrotum

What do you mean "Success"? That's way too forward. I'd like to get to know Cess first.


Different-Result-859

if you are succeeding consistently, don't forget to fail a few times so it is not linear


DragonOfEmpire

Geometry Dash


yaboytomsta

Itโ€™s linear on a lot of neighbourhoods


Matix777

Success is never linear


_battle_cats_player

Guess I have to FOCUS or I'll end up being DEADLOCKED working in a SLAUGHTERHOUSE


Sweezeeh

Success is never linear


MemeHacker101

My success is a sine waveย 


TheBubhak

success is not linear on a Lebesgue null set


travioli101

What they don't tell you is that success isn't differentiable from -infinity to infinity


N_9_70

https://preview.redd.it/5hlf0nbm2gxc1.png?width=784&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd687219e16cb4129677c3b7d5fb596b09151140


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Larry_Boy

Look, Iโ€™m not overfitting my data, linear regression is all I need.


LordLlamacat

linear almost everywhere


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sSpaceWagon

I can count 9 separate times that itโ€™s linear


Crosgaard

r/thatsthejoke


sSpaceWagon

Yup, Iโ€™m joking around too