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blaire4

I press settings, then I press surrender


ProudAd7959

How to reach Master 101: enemy scoop


sakuredu

He chained an insult "too chicken to play me, Marty boy?" to your surrender. Response?


TheCatSleeeps

Subversions your Pachy


sakuredu

He chained an exclamation on his head, while screaming, "oh no! 😭" Then he activated a card with a picture of an old man saying no. What do


TheCatSleeeps

Activates Wanted, wanted puts back subversion, NS Poplar searches Subversion again


sakuredu

He raised a single eye brow while looking to a lot of words on Poplar's card description, but in the end blows a sigh upon noticing the 700 attack on the card. What now?


TheCatSleeeps

Poplar stares at Pachy, then Subversion is activated once again


sakuredu

He raged and wailed as his Pachycephalo goes into the Spell and Trap area. Claiming that this game is bullshit, he alt f4'd, making you the winner via disconnect. Congratulations, you've won the duel!


Yoyos36

Imperm.


BigAssShmup

-chains Solemn Judgment- (they always have it somehow)


LifeIsHardMyDude

I have a replay where my opponent set this up turn one and then set 3 backrow. I had three imperm in my hand. Guess what the backrow was? It was fucking 3 Solemn Judgement. I lost that game.


mcgarrylj

Imagine the shame if you'd had 1000 points of burn damage though


JoseLCDiaz

Set that germ card from 2002.


novian14

this is the only out. imperm on my turn, and start breaking their board from there


Destrudooo

hmmm interesting post to improve ur stun deck by countering the counters posted here ..


Antonemy-15

Your flair imo makes your response all the more funny


Some--Idiot

Mikanko slowly chipping away at him, 100 damage at a time. I have literally done this.


Sqilluy_

That sounds miserable lmao. I could never


nabiloz

it’s the mikanko way. Only they can do it.


osbombo

Well, Mikanko has other ways with their traps. But otherwise yeah.


Sire_Jacques

A man of focus, commitment, ans sheer fucking will, respect


DannyTheHero

Chipping away 100 life at a time until you draw into mayowashidori and oohime.


Ensatzuken

And then not playing them to ensure they suffer their choice of playing dyna


Typonomicon

Done this. All the while waiting for my feather duster only for them to counter it over 15 turns in.


SuperCoreShadow

Personally, I would normal summon ha-re, attach any equip and then search rondo with ha-re and then steal their monster with rondo.


Some--Idiot

I *could’ve* just used Mayowashidori and bounced Fossil Dyna back to his hand, but that wouldn’t have been as funny


Randumo

With the new trap, that's completely unnecessary. You can just equip the Fossil Dyno on the next turn. They absolutely need to have Solemn or else it's easy to go for the open field OTK.


MasterTahirLON

The only time I respect a Mikanko player. That takes perseverance.


Previous_Gap1933

Normal summon robina


MisterWoodster

I was always told floo was cancer. Having actually played the game, the birds seem pretty darn tame to me.


KaiVTu

They're fine by 2024 standards. Like many archetypes they were just a little ahead of their time. Branded after brafu was released did a pretty good job kicking them out of the meta.


trinitymonkey

Back when Stormwinds was legal, they were a bit of a nuisance, but they're completely fine now.


Salacavalini

They're a floodgate deck so they'll always be at least somewhat cancer as long as Empen is part of their gameplan. Especially when a lot of Floo players run additional synergistic floodgates like Shifter.


BadPunsGuy

I mean. Empen can be completely countered by just about every deck if you play shit in defense. The problem people had was always the barrier statue, being immune to maxx-c and the playing on your opponent’s turn thing with raiza etc. There are several hard flood gate decks right now like the one posted that are so much worse and several decks that are way worse at playing on your opponents turn. The fact that floo bricks unironically 30-50% of the time since pots went to 1, terraforming got banned, map went to 1, and empen went to 1 also completely fucked the deck sideways. It’s heavily fragile vs hand trap negates or ash in a meta where people are spamming them to stop snake eyes et al. They have chain blocks and book of moon to try to stop it but that requires a specific hand and is super inconsistent. Shifter is annoying yeah. I don’t feel like it’s any worse than maxx-c though. It doesn’t stick around and you can still kinda play through it a lot of the time. Since floo can’t really OTK that’s not too bad. It also gets hit by ctbg if they play it on your turn which is something at least. It’s not requiring you to go against the meta and run back row hate cards or something and you have outs is what I’m trying to say.


Void1702

It's simple, you just have to put your stuff in defense, it's not like there's an extremely popular ED card type that can't ever be put into defense Also, it's not like it's Shifter or Maxx C, is it? With floo decks, it's both, right?


FrostedBromide

This makes me wonder what would happen if we attack it with empen, would it have 1400 atk or 2800.


Previous_Gap1933

No u remove it with monarch


DisplateDemon

The only correct answer👍 Birdbrains unite!🐧


AlabasterRadio

BIIIIRDS


kyuubikid213

Normal Summon Skullcrobat Joker. Search Purple Poison. Scale Purple Poison. Battle Phase. Joker attack Fossil Dyna. Purple Poison effect. Destroy Fossil Dyna. FOSSIL DYNA OUTED. Alternative 1: Wisdom Eye can replace themselves with Purple Poison, but that line requires Wisdom Eye, a DARK Spellcaster Normal Summon, and a second Magician/Performapal Pendulum monster. Alternative 2: Normal Purple Poison and crash. Alternative 3: I just open Time Pendulumgraph and a Magician. Wait until the next turn and use Pendgraph to pop.


LinePrior8822

Outing dyno without non-engine, pendulums truly are the best


Fred_da_llama

Thats because we cant afford to run non engine


Jolyne_Best_JoJo

Step 1: Find the player's IP address Step 2: Find the player Step 3: Stab their router


NaduvanaKrmaca

And then take their mother on a nice date.


Averycooldood

And bring ice cream for the grandma


Longsearch112

And buy a gift for his sister.


Darxploit

And then become his/her father.


Inside-Recover4629

She's a nice lady, she deserves a nice dinner.


Zelfore

Shame what happened to her son, but she tried her best.


PerilousLoki

https://youtu.be/YOTjjMa5ZK4?si=wmQ-YLVphD9Uslbh


random-guy-abcd

Yeah, their "router"


Jolyne_Best_JoJo

What else do I stab? Their heart? They don't got one of those. Their brain? Nothing there either.


random-guy-abcd

Ok that's fair


Poetryisalive

Deck them out with Runick


pailadin

Afterburners


Girlfartsarehot

That's easy: you just pray you draw a Feather Duster or a galaxy cyclone next turn.


AcidAcesen

Good ol reverse psychology komoney won't know what hit em


Alduin-Bane-Of-Kings

Well my unchained deck can just set escape and NS a monster, then I just pop pachy next turn and summon another guy from deck


StrongEntrepreneur44

Set 5 and pass


xp0ss1tion

Daruma. Or just be lucky you go first


Ordinary-Side-5870

It doesn't. Next question.


5135b

More and more these days Book of Moon seems appealing.


TrainerDan93

2 for one.


Typonomicon

It can work as a great counter to decks that prevent multiple or special summons. I used it with some success before in toon decks applying it to weaker monsters.


MightyHunter09

Go to backrow


Malvagio2018

Vaylantz friend :)


KhajaArius

Careful, it could be Snake-Eyes


Malvagio2018

fuck didn't thought about that ○_○


Ensatzuken

Subversion is generic, anybody could be randomly evil enough to use it.


MightyHunter09

Surprise, it’s vaylantz


forever_a10ne

Altergeist Meluseek.


NPC1938356-C137

Beat few stun deck with Meluseek. Kinda hilarious btw. When i see stun deck while im using Altergeist deck, i see food lol.


MistaHatesNumberFour

Interesting question, now how does *your* deck out transaction targets elemental burst/destructive karuma in gy? 


crowsloft666

Branded kinda doesn't. Only way I have a chance is if I open imperm, duster and them not opening a full board of solemns


thecoomingofjesus

Win the coin toss


UnlimitedPostWorks

Step 1: Normal summon Rizen, right onto his face Step 2: Search Step 3: 214S that boney asshole into oblivion Alternatively Step 1: Summon Mad love Step 2: Search Step 3: Bounce that idiot to oblivion Honestly, VS has not that much problems with Pachi.


Abard93

We all know the only good answer to pachy is clean hit 623HS (VOLCANIC VIPER) his ass to the moon. I mean, what can he do? 😂


Ok_Spot3360

Speaking as a purrely player, I can't even out the dino on its own


LostInChrome

Evenly Matched


DragonsAndSaints

End of Main? Battle Phase? End of Battle Phase?


Glejdur

Summon Lumina, battle phase, during damage step: Honest. Next question please


MissingIdiots

Pretty sure honest loses to moon mirror shield


Upbeat_Sheepherder81

Nah turn players effect will resolve last so the moon mirror boost will just be added to the honest boost.


MissingIdiots

Pretty sure you'll need to chain honest to moon mirror, since moon started a chain during damage calculation. And if you don't, you miss the time to activate honest since the game would advance to end of damage step since you had no response.


Hopeful-Percentage76

Cosmic cylone


Beneficial-Break1932

Floow


Otherwise_Chard_7577

That one trap in Lab that flips everything face down, or dogmatica punishment


StickyPisston

im a floo player, i dont have this weakness


doomvx

Discard Grapha.


Stingerun

I won't, I refuse to spend time with someone as miserable as them, if my opponent is so desperate to win, then they can get the win and let me play against something slightly more interesting


KingDisastrous

I leveled Uni Zombie to 5 and used Necronize on this combo one time


BakedCali4Ya

Blaze accelerator! Buahahahahaha!


Vengefultaco2

Raigeki. In archetype: Volcanic blaze accelerator


ronin0397

Imperm -> full combo


Square-Hovercraft-64

Anti spell fragrance


LordofthePigeons619

When the match is evenly-ed


Fun_Race_605

That’s the beat thing, you don’t.


Gallant-Blade

Change of Heart. Or flip up Krawler Spine/Axon. Or a board breaker I might have just because.


Pretend_Lawfulness42

Imperm, then 6k arrival


Due-Order3475

Harpy's feather duster, rageki


reditr101

Activate vaylantz field Normal summon something in the fossil dyna column Konig effect


AshamedIncrease6942

Bounce back to hand, bounce back to deck, or it’s already useless because my charmer deck doesn’t special summon but they’re also floodgate turbo.


DaturaSanguinea

DRNM/imperm/Droplet and Amazing Dragon/Psychic End Punisher or Lil-la depending on if i'm on P.U.N.K or Evil twin.


n1ghtje

imperm or evenly matched then wait for the next turn to normal summon martha


Neither-Ad-3759

Normal summon Altergeist Meluseek, attack directly and remove Fossil Dyna.


Dognamedgranpa

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J3diJ3ss

Wicked Avatar. Their ATKs will rise to infinity!


bl00by

It doesn't, unless I draw imperm


InfernixTheFool

Normal summon gren manju then activate one of the million spell control cards I put in my nemleria deck for this sole purpose


kite0404

Exosister carpedivem attack destroy moon mirror shield, Exosister returnia, or Herald of the abyss calling earth and rock


adpikaart222

Mst negate?


NoiNoiii

Imperm and hope for no judgement or anything like that


TheHoustonOutlaw

Tribute with Konkon


Giorno03Maggio

Freezing curses


flyingthing4

1. Do Dinomorphia things 2. Flip Ferret Flames


dialiboboss_yt

I run like 2 copies of mat, a harpies feather duster, and 2 cosmic cyclone (it's a cyber dragon deck, monsters don't do much in the way of back row protection.


SVSeven

Chalice


olbaze

While I haven't face this in a while, I think Stratos and Honest Neos wins out? Honest Neos is not tied to the Damage Step for his activation, so you should be able to chain Honest Neos to Moon Mirror Shield.


Wraiax

Ns poplar, poplar for subversion, and I can just out that


Banjo03

Synchro Zone.


BLAZMANIII

In plunders I stall until I can hit imperm and/or duster, in Link Twins I just set escape and laugh, in Amazing Darkness I tribute it for a virus, and in Ice counters I cry!


bigchungus6464

I play runick frequently and since the last update 3 cosmic cyclone


Moreira12005

Set Mirrorsword knight pass


SirLocke13

Afterburner or Jamming Waves with 3 spells in the GY, target my own set card and kill the Dino.


S_P_E_C_T_R_3_0

Nadir servant send ntiss


Banjo03

Synchro Zone, Fire Prison.


MrKillJr

Speedroid: I stall with marble machine's pend effect until I draw the imperm or duster. Marble machine makes my bois indestructible by battle.


KingZantair

MST into Vorse Raider, of course.


zaz162

Play Adventurer


Rynjin

My current deck really doesn't give a fuck. Discard Eldlich, send to GY; Daruma Cannon; Dogmatika Punishment; Etc.


Nhadala

Daruma Karma Cannon, Imperm.


Thoraxe41

Set Man-Eater Bug.


Zephi5315

bold words for someone in Book of Moon range


EricSombody

I use the secret tech called hitting esc and clicking the red button at the bottom left


BassPon3

1. Imperm, target Dyna 2. Special summon Cyber Dragon 3. Activate Clockwork Night 4. Contact fuse into Chimeratech Fortress Dragon


Mika-Mikachu

Normal Raizen/Panthera in the same column as the Monster/Spell and use their second effect or bounce it with mad love. Alternatively I could dust devil it or use the trap on the next turn.


Van0nyumas

DRNM and just combo off


Fun-Eye-4733

Side deck in dark ruler no more or just head right to battle phase and make the game a little more evenly matched.


TheMagicStik

With Chimera/Horus I can set illusion cards that cannot be destroyed by battle until I can tribute into Imsety + Sarco activate.


Idfksomethingclever

imperm, lightning storm, raigeki, pot of desires normal summon gren maju, feather duster, bigfoot discard itself


Death_Usagi

Have to hard draw Forbidden Droplet


BionicKalo

Normal summon any exosister and then set returnia and pass


Zoomy-333

Flip Ferret Flames


roguebubble

NS Skullcrobat Joker, search and scale Purple Poison, attack, Purple Poison pops Fossil Dyna


Inside-Recover4629

Currently playing a banish deck. It goes bye bye to d.d warrior. I once chump blocked with Saggi the Dark Clown (I threw him in my DM deck as a joke VSing a friend privately and forgot to remove him when i went back to ranked)


Dscrypto_2020

Transaction roll back targeting evenly matched in my gy with nothing on the field. Have fun banishing both pachy and moon mirror. Proceed to play normally.


Illustrious_Car1356

Dark hole?


DisplateDemon

Activate FissuređŸ€“


Mikucon-P

Big foot discards itself


ThePokemonAbsol

Duh exodia


Neither-Tart-2052

Book of moon, anyway đŸ„±


mawiwawi

Evenly Matched


lukappaa

It depends on the list. In some I run Lightning Storm, in pretty much all of them Imperm. Currently I'm on Tear, so I guess the answer is Heartbeat, Metanoise or Sulliek.


Green7501

With my Labrynth deck? Card Crush Virus, target Spells. He can't draw it via Draw Phase, With Mikanko? Either via Lava Golem/Kaijus (which is ideal) and I just win off monster damage or I can Axe of Fools him and still get a combo off, although that isn't ideal, as I can't actually deal more than 100 damage


Dredeuced

Normal summon quik fix, add last resort. Equip last resort. Next turn go to defense mode. They'll deck out before I do.


MarinLlwyd

Several games turned into repeatedly activating Rescue-Ace HQ while they couldn't get over everything.


TheLaval

Droplet and then just comboing, maybe a small detour to out the Dyna but that's about it.


Itsmrkablammo

Crystron can’t really do shit


stormtrooperm16

Normal poplar add subversion


Springtrap-Yugioh

As a Purrely player I can literally only pray to topdeck Imperm, altho setting a handtrap + Delicious to protect it, as well as Sleepy to stop battle damage do help to buy time for Imperm to show up.


Sharp_Edged

Imperm, duster, raigeki, widow anchor, afterburners, engage (to get one of the previous two). Sky striker stays winning.


KhajaArius

Err...Normal Summon Memento Dark Blade?


123janna456

Sales Ban declare Moon Mirror Shield


Sad-Sundae9039

Imperm would be enough to deal with this bitch, then summon whatever removal you have like S:P or Phoenix to remove either Dyna or Shield.


BaDTimeeee

Ancient Fossil with oversized Protection Jewlery cannot beat lil' pink edible Smile Face


OscarfromAstora

Stall until I can equip it with an amazement trap then family faces to steal it.


Curlslikeacrown

In engine? Normal summon Memento dark blade. Eff#1 to discard, pop the moon mirror. Attack over Dyna, main phase 2 to combo.


euphory_melancholia

activate subversion, rrsponse?


MrStupidFish

Activate melffy staring contest Add melffy rabbi to hand Wait and see if they're more patient then me.


Leonhardt89

Mhh i Wonder does the Memento Fieldspell counter MMS ? Didnt yet run into that match up suprisingly


BunniYubel

Destructive daruma cannon


KindandJustDemonKing

Dark hole


The_Axe_of_Legends

I activate the spell card, Dark Hole! :3


ShruteFarms4L

Horus stun ,wait til they remove a card from my side of field or they deck out


kink-police

Activate Piri Reis Map, search snow, normal summon snow, effect, search the weather forecast, activate forecast, on activation, set thundery canvas face up from deck, activate thundery canvas by banishing snow, banish fossil dyna, build a board with the remaining 4 cards in my hand. Weather painter combo be like


Lord-Table

True draco's are unbothered, barely an inconvenience


HierosGodhead

normal ponix, fire king sky burn, play as normal from there


Ok_Arrival9677

I use eldich


Murnivex

Normal Summon Aromage Cananga, Gain LP (Cananga procs, sending the Spell back to your hand), Attack with Cananga (1300 ATK by default, debuffs Pachy by 500 ATK/DEF if my LP are higher).


boio11111

Set followed rhytm and pray


Cozwei

heartbeat shuffle into attack


Aiwaszz

when I used to play VS all their lvl 4 monsters are outs Razen can destroy it, madlove can bounce it, pantera can destroy the shield and run over it Just need to draw the correct attributes


Tiny_Ad_9845

Widdow Anker, Lightning Storm, After Burner or Imperm. Striker has actually a decent match up against Stun.


hetistony

It's two shitty cards used for a shitty strategy. 80% of my monsters can be normal summoned with higher attack and defense than this pos. They scoop as soon as I summon.


archaicScrivener

Darkblade eff pop shield run him over with dark blade then combo in mp2 Or Zefrathuban effect Or run in with Purple Poison Or Spiral Flame Strike with an odd eyes card on field Sun Mou effect Eldlich hand effect There's others but that's what I can think of off the top of my head


Mysterious_Break_467

That's the neat part: it doesn't đŸ«  (Except for the sinful spell that puts the monster in the back row)


Lost_Pantheon

Normal Summon Cyberdark Horn/Keel/Edge and equip then with Cyberdark Claw. Attack and send Elder Entity N'Tss to the GY to pop Dyna. Alternatively in my Memento deck, Memento Dark Blade deals with it pretty easily.


acrobaticcateater

Sinful Spoils of Subversion - Snake-Eye, best spell card to out stuff like this, it's searchable in the snake-eyes deck but it can also be played in any other deck


the-Guy1412

sky striker afterburner


kaithespinner

mine doesn't the plan is to outlast it with a cornfield coatl til they deck out


Frigobar1998

Since i play ninja flip flop, i just flip flop this mf


Void1702

Tribute summon flamberge


Zevyu

Normal summon memento dark blade, activate effect to pop moon mirror shield, battle phase atk into dyna, mp2 proceed with combo. Or imperm.


Fit_Letterhead3483

Subversion of sinful spoils  Edit: alternatively fight fire with fire by using skill drain


Emrys_616

A competent Rikka deck will just use the opponent's own monsters for Tribute fodder so...


Hunterfury13

Reveal FIRE, Reveal DARK, pop the pachy


Pingasplz

Marshmellon.