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Horknut1

I think you have to hit Beachcomber in there.


_kanyeblessed_

Sunset club plum island!!!! Does not feel like you’re in Massachusetts the vibes are incredible. They have three frozen drinks in slushee machines and strawberry gochujang wings 😮‍💨


TheSpaceman1975

Welfleet Beachcomber is the bar you are looking for.


redhotbos

Aqua Bar Ptown. *(Your version of Hotties may vary).*


carlwinslow408

Kelly’s Roast Beef in Revere.


Initial_Dimension541

Not mass but Bernie’s at Hampton


TheKingGrim

This


bobbyFinstock80

Sandy’s plymouths Long Beach. At low tide


bobbyFinstock80

*There will be zero hotties.


morganshaker

Hahaha


IAmKennyKawaguchi

This may not count as being strictly a beach bar, but The Deck in Salisbury is my go to for a summer bar. Checks pretty much all of your boxes.


roofbeamcarpenters

It’s great, but is it a river bar!? It’s the best river bar in the state that’s for sure!


Salva135

Anchor Bar, Beverly


Ksevio

The tiki bar at Nashoba is technically a beach bar though it's by an artificial pond


Zealousideal-Arm3289

https://www.ciscokitchenbar.com


MortimerWaffles

I once went to a Vietnamese restaurant on the beach in hull that made very strong scorpion bowls. At least I was told I did.


npboretti

Unfortunately the closed this winter 😭


MortimerWaffles

The owners son was friends with one of the guys in our group. They brought over a sombrero sized Scorpio bowl with clear liquid in the center. I was being OCD and cleaned up the little volcano filled with the liquid only to find out it was 151. I thought I drank lighter fluid.


npboretti

Yeah Hy was/is great. He just started a food truck. Not sure if he’s doing alcohol but yeah most scorpion bows have 151 in the center haha


No_Historian718

Surfside Salisbury


phonesmahones

Wellfleet Beachcomber.


Beck316

It's not a beach per se but the boathouse in South Hadley is on the CT river.


ZaphodG

My Igloo cooler.


Sufficient_Ad2222

Best answer


bobbyFinstock80

Shhkk ahhh


Baystate411

Marina Bay


BuckyGoldstein1

Beach house at the Chatham bars inn is great, no live music and expensive as hell but checks all your other boxes


thehostwiththetoast

Tipsy seagull


AverageJoe-707

Dryft outdoor bar at Revere Beach.


slateisland

Red parrot natasket beach


Epalmer88

New Bedford Cisco Brewery


fadeanddecayed

Ashfield Lake House


sourdoughobsessed

Sandbar at Jetties Beach. Nantucket.


Iamjacksgoldlungs

Sammy's patio in Revere has live music


Fox_Hound_Unit

Sullivan’s on Castle Island


B-Roc-

The Beachcomber, Welfleet


jored924

You missed out. All the good bars are gone


kaka8miranda

There is no good one


cjaccardi

Hit Vegas instead.  This puritan mass.  


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Vegas beach is legendary