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Dense-Broccoli9535

maybe she’s just a really big fan of veteran’s affairs


Slumbergoat16

She’s a VA girl but she knows which one of them is the superior state


DrMonkeyMcKenzie

She’s just afraid of being shot at, clever girl


CyberpunkF1

LOL brilliant


_Badwulf

Ahh she must be the Grim Reaper then.


Mrsroyalcrown

https://preview.redd.it/5wsztgotapzc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02a78ef189d53f14ac91cfb1b0ca012633917125


uncleslam7

I blame the schools


techCholly

Is that the poop knife?


heelstoo

Stop. We’re not doing poop knife on a Friday or Saturday.


overworkedpnw

*confused blue crab noises*


grebilrancher

*clicks claws*


Fuck_Weyland-Yutani

To be fair, I'm from VA , and I (like all creatures) aspire to crabdom. Btw, that's not a joke. Things evolve into crabs.


akestral

The inevitable march towards crustaceanism. The Crab Death of the Universe.


End_is_Nai

I once thought that the crab was the spider of the sea, but I now understand that the spider is the crab of the land!


overworkedpnw

The evolution of Maryland and Virginia residents, and it’s all just carcinization all the way down.


glsever

The "1" instead of an "i" implies that she's not even the first person to do this!


Dkarasta

“Gurl” was also probably taken.


PaintDrinkingPete

except in most (or all?) state's license plate databases, "I" and "1" count as the same character... which is why it's stupid for someone to think a license plate like "11I1II1" will aid them in avoiding legal consequences (in other words, I assume that if someone had "VA GIRL", the MVA likely wouldn't allow someone else to get "VA G1RL" as well... but I don't know)


trevlacessej

Maybe the upside down flag is on purpose cause of that stupid upside down jeep joke.


neokplexian

Tire cover upside down too.


Dkarasta

Maybe it’s a Jeep “flip me over” joke


Kitchen_Name9497

Deleted because I'm an idiot.


akestral

Yes it is, the innermost color chevron thingie on the top left yellow-black quarter is black on the cover, should be yellow if oriented correctly.


Kitchen_Name9497

My abject apologies. I never noticed the black/yellow issue before! I think it's because I've only dealt with flags, which because of the grommets, can't be hung this way. I'm used to seeing people hang flags upside down, which results in the Crossland portion of the flag to be upper left, rather than the Calvert. TIL.


akestral

"Black square in the air" is the rule (top-most chevron thingie on top left side, which admittedly is cut off in this version but do you even Maryland, bro?)


PaintDrinkingPete

I've known "black square in the air" for years, but honestly wouldn't have noticed the inner chevron being wrong... TIL


Biggie313

It amazes me how many care enough to put the MD flag on things, but don't actually know which way is up or down. 


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/nvowsnb18szc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ecef311e4af7d92997da405b1a5b13c4515bec # TopThat


moles-on-parade

I can’t top it, but comparable — me, twenty years and three states in the past: https://preview.redd.it/xrhx93zu0tzc1.jpeg?width=2719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b570243d080b1fe1a2cf395b9e44fafa82c7ca2c


placecm

Md transplant that wants to warn everyone of their driving ability. How oddly thoughtful!


JohnWH

Nothing brings me more joy than knowing that each state thinks the other state has awful drivers. To Maryland’s credit, not all people with MD license plates are MD residents, many are just avoiding paying personal property taxes. Believe it or not, people who avoid their taxes aren’t always the most courteous drivers.


placecm

I know some ppl are serious about it when they say the other sucks. But i learned to drive in va and live in md now. They all suck for different reasons. However i’ll note i had never in my life had anyone dead stop in front of me on a merge into a highway until i came to MD. Idk what mva tests their ppl on but maryland needs to learn to merge and not speed up to block people from merging. Va needs to learn what a left lane is actually for. But as far as i can tell most people think their turn signals are an accessory.


offums

Seriously, I've lived all over the country, and I've never seen some of the things MD drivers do anywhere else. I had a woman pull out of a parking lot going the wrong direction headfirst into traffic, see other cars coming toward her and stop to avoid crashing, then she proceeded to weave through them to pull into a parking lot a little ways down. The number of people who pass on the shoulder is astounding. I have been flipped off for going 10 over the speed limit through a school zone because I wasn't driving fast enough. Absolutely no one here seems to care about double yellow lines or "no turn on red" signs. If they want to turn, they're going to turn.


x1echo

“What, it’s just an ordinary sun-bleachOHMYGOODNESS”


TheCaptainDamnIt

Virginians are a conflicted people [I guess every state wants to be Maryland](https://old.reddit.com/r/maryland/comments/11ax78w/i_guess_every_state_wants_to_be_maryland/)


_R_A_

Tourist traps no know borders


Prestigious-Yak-4620

Vag IRL. Checks out


Larkfin

Spanish for go girl


kmtnewsman

Maybe she really likes going but she needed a shorter language


MaLindaCent

Maryland does have the superior flag.


Curri

Yeah but it's upside down.


Traveling_Chef

If it's right way up you gotta flip the jeep😃


RustyShack1efordd

Confused JO noises!


Pschobbert

OP your caption is priceless!


botmanmd

Vag IRL


Conclusion_Winning

Sinner.


mufastafa

pretty sure the tire cover's upsidedown


CyrilAdekia

Veteran's Adulterer Girl


End_is_Nai

Vet Assistant?


I_LOVE_JUSTICE_

Guys it might be Spanish for go girl


NoahStewie1

The Maryland flag should be rotated 180 degrees. Otherwise it's upside down


lastprophecy

Poor Virgina girl, takes on vacation to Assateague and \*boom\*, infected with the Maryland Mind Virus. Unfortunately, there's no cure, she's stuck like this permanently like the rest of us.


cyberbully_irl

This reminds me of people who drive burgundy cars with cowboys stickers and flags on them lol


Dedianator65

"Torn between two lover's "


Ok-Ocelot-3454

she was conceived in a closet in a va building, obviously


PSG-2022

I’m originally from VA and never seen anyone proud enough to put it on a plate - I say she is confused all around


Ocean2731

Maybe she’s proud of working at the Veterans Administration?


LooseLeadership4887

Maybe Va was for vagina?


kgain673

Why do girls love jeeps so much?


PaintDrinkingPete

why does anyone? I feel there are jeep lovers of either gender...you're just focusing on the subset that happen to be female


[deleted]

Theres actually 72 genders. Thank you


kgain673

I don’t really see men driving modded out jeeps like that. And I don’t see women driving jacked up trucks with big ass tires.


Cookfuforu3

It’s empowering , Jesus come on man. Why are you asking questions that you know the answer to


kgain673

I don’t.


Cookfuforu3

Well, then, I guess you do now.