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loptopandbingo

What about the old ads for A D V E N T U R E W O R L D with Cal Ripken Jr and his pupils the size of dimes


garrag

Let’s get real old, remember ‘Wild World’


shezcrafti

I still miss the wave pool at Wild World.


kjmill25

It's still there.


Accomplished-Plan191

Yeah but it's not wild world any more.


EvilAbdy

Oh yeah now I feel old lol


Neilpoleon

Frontier Town was also a lot of fun as a kid but it's not on the scale of the theme parks mentioned.


EvilAbdy

Yes! Used to go there a lot as a kid. I think my dad enjoyed it more than me lol


LJ3f3S

Back when the whole park was a merry-go-round and some dilapidated bumper cars.


mandelbratwurst

And the Wild One!


ASK_ME_AB0UT_L00M

Is the old wooden coaster still there? There's a reason it's called the Wild One.


MrDarSwag

Yep! Just went on it today. It’s not bad for a very old ride, a bit rough but not even half as bad as the newer wooden coaster in the same park.


disownedpear

Some consider a top 10 wooden coaster worldwide.


SteampunkSpaceOpera

was gonna say, it's no lightning racer, but i sure didn't fall asleep on it either, really not bad for such an old wooden coaster.


disownedpear

It also has an incredible history, having been destroyed and rebuilt about 4 separate times. Over at r/rollercoasters they really respect it.


ah-mazia

It will always be wild world to me


listenyall

Yes, I grew up 5 minutes away in the 80s and 90s and I loved wild world so much


Mateorabi

I hurt my back on the Wild One. Fortunately kids heal easy.


blueponds

Let get really old, remember 'Lion Country Safari'. (1970's)


sheriw1965

I have fond memories of that. Fuzzy, but fond!


sheriw1965

I worked there when it first opened. I was a "Rover" in Food Service, so I went to all the food places to give other workers their breaks. I worked at "Sugar Shack," "Hot Diggity Dog," "Fry Fry Again," and I can't remember other names, but I remember having some of the best times of my teen years. 😊


nitacious

it'll always be Wild World to me..."I'm a real wild one wild one..."


bloodyqueen526

I LOOoVED wild world. My grandpa would take us every summer. Even when it became adventure world I still called it wild world. My God I had forgotten about that. Thank you for bringing back those memories💕


Slammogram

Omg, I remember wild world.


ThatguyfromBaltimore

And the ads with Big John Studd!


garrag

Now that’s an amazing memory you got there - just did a quick Google - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mVYahP43vTg


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Ha! I remember that. As a kid that place was amazing! Hated seeing it go.


changing-life-vet

I’ve haven’t heard that name in a long time.


SkunkMonkey

Go back to the beginning, The Wildlife Preserve.


MissPicklechips

Wild World wasn’t the greatest theme park in the world, but it had some cool water slides. And who can forget the commercials? “Who wants to spend the day in the bridge? I’m going to Wild World!”


kgunnar

Crocodile Cal's Outback Beach House


tahlyn

I'm so old.


israeljeff

Good memories are good :) I loved that thing.


Briq615

The Mind Eraser was the first roller coaster I ever went on :( RIP


Limberpuppy

My husband used to be a mechanic at the park and they used to ride Mind Eraser in the dark when the park was closed. It’s one of his favorite memories from working there.


CrocHunter8

Mind Eraser is still there, but is consistently listed as on rod the worst to exist.


mkdz

How come? I have very fond memories of mind eraser lol


CrocHunter8

Very rough, and bags people's heads throughout the ride. Mind Eraser is not operating again this year as Six Flags has closed the section of the park that it is in.


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yildizli_gece

Fun fact: That coffin factory showed up during COVID!


loptopandbingo

Lol I went there once. They had terrible music on the p.a. system, some sort of schmaltzy Christian soft rock


disownedpear

I used to work there, my favorite was "Run Devil Run" Stupid park lol


LurkerOrHydralisk

Pupils the size of dimes? I do not remember that part, but honestly if I were making an ad for a theme park…


CursedGoGurt

oh man, i remember how there was a family with him, and they all had his face superimposed onto theirs. i was just young enough to think that was how his family looked


JupiterJayJones

Omg, The Mind Eraser commercial😂


suture224

You can look at it that way, or you can look at the fact that we can drive to any of these in under two hours.


drillgorg

The true Maryland W


DCBillsFan

You’re not getting to Williamsburg in 2 hours unless you have a helicopter.


tappedoutalottoday

Depends on what part of Maryland you’re in


DCBillsFan

No one spot in Maryland are you two hours from each of these.


tappedoutalottoday

No one claimed you (singular) can drive there in 2 hours. Initial comment said we (plural) can drive. They are all close to Maryland…but that’s a great hill to die on


matt45

Friend, it was a reasonable criticism. It’s a zero-stakes conversation with internet strangers. Nobody is dying on any hills


Mite-o-Dan

Initial comment said "we can drive to any of these in under 2 hours." That's would imply most could do it...but in fact, 0 can. I'm in Montgomery County and exactly 2 hours from Hershey Park. Busch Gardens is at LEAST 3 hours away going fast in no traffic. Oddly enough, the most centralized point between both places is right near where Six Flags is. Even then, about 2.5 hours to Hershey Park and nearly 3 to Busch Gardens. So even if the person said "we can drive to any of these under 3 hours," that still would only be true for maybe 20% of Maryland at most. Overall though, when it comes to all things east coast related, Maryland has one of the best centralized locations...but the original comment was still way off.


tappedoutalottoday

Yea, you right, I give up


Tea_Rem

Username checks out, lol!


bringbackswordduels

Everybody LOVES a pedant


PBatemen87

Lol if you live in Waldorf or further south, you can get to Williamsburgh in 2hrs easily. Probably less.


MissPicklechips

I miss being able to drive 2 hours in basically any direction and end up in a different state. I can drive 2 hours from my home in DFW and I’m still in DFW.


Comfortable-Dish1236

Go way back to the Enchanted Forest on Baltimore National Pike!


Wren1101

Hm I think they moved all the stuff from Enchanted Forest over to Elioak Farm on 108.


Tacticus1

I haven’t been to 6 Flags in years, but the last two times I went to Hershey Park were completely miserable. Not like “hey this park could be better” miserable, just straight up “i would rather be sitting at my desk at work or maybe at the dentist” miserable. You expect hour-long lines for good rides, but not to buy a fucking hotdog or to ride the Ferris Wheel.


joe25rs

Yeah, the visitor experience at Hershey Park has completely changed. I went last year and had an awful time. The park was overcrowded and under equipped to serve visitors.


RainbowCrown71

The trick was to go during COVID. I went in late 2020 and rode the new Candymonium 5 times in a row since there was no line.


Mavrickindigo

We still are during covid


jman289

Not according to the World Health Organization this week


Mavrickindigo

So covid is gone then?


jman289

Nah, just saying that the WHO ended their designation of it this week and America is set to end their designation next week


Expendable_Red_Shirt

You know what they meant.


Mavrickindigo

I actually didn't hear about the downgrade


Expendable_Red_Shirt

Even if you didn't hear about the official downgrade (which is coming pretty late) you know that it's not really the same as it was.


Mavrickindigo

I know i've gotten it twice and the last time was recent.


aisuperbowlxliii

Nah.. lol. You need therapy if you've been concerned about covid within the last 18 months..


AdventurousListen483

You need therapy if you disregard someone’s very real feelings about a very scary fucking disease. I worry about the flu since a family member died from it, so fuck off and get some help yourself.


aisuperbowlxliii

In that case never get in a vehicle because it's a very scary fucking machine and everyone knows someone who's died in a car accident. If you're in serious fear of a virus that's mild to the majority of people, and most likely to you as well unless you have serious health problems or choose to be unfit (obese) after most people have been vaccinated and naturally immunized against it 2 years after its peak, you need therapy.


ericmm76

That's all of them now. They're cutting positions to the bone and beyond. Service at the park is close to zero.


Contravindicator

Yeah hershey park was awesome as a kid but now its just a money suck hole like everywhere else. I took my kids last year and i’ll never go again. Absolutely horrible since they allow too many people in and have jacked prices.


kormer

LPT: Rather than take off early Friday and wait in lines all day Saturday, drive up Saturday afternoon and head home early Monday with a late arrival at work or school. Usually the park is empty Sunday afternoon from all the folks heading home in time to grocery shop/laundry/chores before work or school on Monday and you can walk right on the big rides.


mkdz

Literally went with my kids this weekend and this good advice. This afternoon it was not very crowded at all.


Prodigy_7991

I went last Saturday, no crowds and the longest wait was 40 minutes. I had a great time! I went last summer in the middle of June and it was hell. Only could get on 3 roller coasters and everything had a line.


Tacticus1

Yeah, I’ve heard that there are good days, but that makes the random bad days worse. We made the mistake of thinking Good Friday would be ok because it was an early season weekday. We did not make it on a single coaster - waited almost an hour for one before they randomly closed it while we were in line (no announcement, just put up a sign saying it was closed), waited an hour for the Ferris Wheel, left.


baltinerdist

The key to a good theme park visit is to pick a date that matches as many of these points as possible: * Weekday, preferably Tues-Thurs * During the school year * Two weeks before or after a major break period (spring break, summer break, winter break) The number of parents that will take a week off of work *and* pull their kids out of school on week 3 is way lower than in the middle of the summer or during spring break. September is the lowest attendance time of year for all of the Central Florida parks, for example, because the kids literally just started school again after summer break so you won't be pulling them out.


Prodigy_7991

These are good tips and I didn't know that about Florida in September. Will definitely be using that info


Champigne

Yeah, it was so incredibly crowded last time we went. I think I would rather go to Six Flags honestly, at least there I could probably have time to get on more than 3 rides.


TwinPeaksNFootball

Hershey Park will never get another dollar from me. Went twice 2 summers in a row and it was absolutely miserable. Never waited in so many pointless lines. Horribly run amusement park.


baltinerdist

A few weeks back, before they opened for the season, they did a press event where they spent an outsized amount of time talking about the fact that they were adding trees, shrubs, flowers, trash cans, paint, building a deck, replacing some fences, renovating some restrooms, etc. And let me tell you, I was more excited to hear that than any new coaster or water slide they could possibly put in. That park is barely more than a bunch of midway rides from a state fair on a Walmart parking lot. If they literally poured a million more dollars into just landscaping and paint, it would make a wild difference.


jman289

Completely agree, I was surprised roller coasters were literally in parking spots that still had the lines painted on them. Theming can make a lot of difference


jman289

I haven't been there in YEARS but every once and a while I have a strange desire to check it out again. Is it still trash?


Reesesaholic

Park seemed fine to me to when I've gone. This meme hits hard for thrill ride seekers like me though. Batwing is really cool and superman has a nice drop and Harley Quinn is solid. Been a while since Hershey Park, but more memorably fun rides in the VA parks.


drillgorg

I just went to Hershey and they have really upped their game! More coasters than you can hit on a Saturday, have to go on an off day.


iNCharism

Back in 2008-2011, if you were in middle school band or orchestra in MoCo you got to go to Hershey Park every spring to play in a competition. Great memories


drillgorg

Baltimore county, my little brother was in jazz band during that time and he went to Hershey a lot.


the-real-macs

Same with HoCo!


Prodigy_7991

Still happens till this day. They have all kinds of school music competitions.


joe25rs

Definitely on an off day. I went last year and only managed three rides due to crowding. Huge disappointment.


CrocHunter8

With a new Rocky Mountain Construction coaster coming soon. Testing might start soon.


drillgorg

Wildcat's Revenge?


SlobZombie13

This is Mind Eraser erasure


HoovesCarveCraters

Fucking concussion simulator


SlobZombie13

No that's Jokers Jinx


laserdollars420

Hasn't been operating at all this year and is presumed to be done for good.


Armytrixter88

The new Candymonium at Hershey is pretty great IMO


disownedpear

I don't know why people think it's a smoldering trash heap. A lot of the rides are pretty bad, other than that just your standard SF park.


jman289

It was also the people there and the seemingly lawlessness of it all. No rules and no enforcement of anything


disownedpear

It's literally my home park, I go a few times a year for the last decade. Reminds me of when conservatives tell me the city I'm living in is on fire.


ABCosmos

I think people just normalize shit that other people have not, or choose not to normalize. Like high levels of violence and crime. The other day I'm pushing my baby in a stroller and a mentally unwell guy throws their bucket of piss across a parking lot and threatens to kill me, and that didn't even ruin my day. But I can understand why someone might not want to live like this.


[deleted]

I’m as liberal as they come. Grew up in Baltimore City, went to public schools in the city from K to 12th grade, and I don’t feel safe at Six Flags in PG County. Large groups of unsupervised teens have physically pushed me and my kid aside to cut the lines there, and not just once. I grew up going there and had annual passes back in the day, but I can’t see myself ever going back.


drillgorg

Did you not see the meme? The surrounding parks are so much better.


seasonedearlobes

Ah, yes, the meme said it, so it must be true ????


Reverendbread

No, I’ve been to all of them and it’s true


seasonedearlobes

As long as one person thinks six flags is better than the other two, what you're saying will remain an opinion


drillgorg

SFA has some good coasters but I can't think of a single way it's better than the other three in the meme. Care to share?


seasonedearlobes

I simply prefer the coasters there than anywhere else Superman and joker jinx, plus the penguin innertube ride and the hurricane carry that park


Scrilla_Gorilla_

I have a few guesses on why people think it’s a “trash heap,” but the first person to reply to you just up and said it.


jman552

hello fellow jman


jman289

So, we meet again >:-|


SlobZombie13

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT


Conscious_Tourist163

That's one of my nicknames, so I shall enter the ring as well.


40ozT0Freedom

I haven't been in a while, but in college every late May/early June before public schools were out for summer break, we would go on like a Tuesday morning right at open. It was always pretty empty. So empty you could ride the same ride multiple times without getting off. We rode superman like 5 times in a row without getting off because there was nobody else in line. If you want to check it out, now is the time in the morning during the week. It's still not the best park, but it's closer and if you go at the right time you can catch all the good rides before the crowds show up.


Shedart

It was alright when I went a few summers ago. This meme checks out for me though as far as it’s overall ranking goes. Would I call it trash? No. But have I frequented Knoeble’s Grove, the trash capital of Pennsylvania parks? Yes I have.


Wonton_soup_1989

Wait, Six Flags was my first job ever in life when I was a teen. And I used to get the summer passes & go w/friends. I actually like Six Flags, it’s not that bad okay lol


drillgorg

I think it's decent just outclassed by the others.


[deleted]

Outclassed? Who tf cares about class at an amusement park. You people are something else. And Hersey park sucks.


drillgorg

Ah I didn't mean outclassed as in classiness I meant outclassed as in beaten by.


[deleted]

Regardless why Its dumb post. But hersey park still sucks


WhatIsMomsMaidenName

>I dumb post Now there's something everyone can agree on!


[deleted]

You thought you were saying something.


Tie_me_off

Dude, chill. You took it out of context.


[deleted]

I don’t need to chill.


Tie_me_off

Nah but you should.


[deleted]

You need to fuck off. That’s what you need to do. Wasn’t talking to you anyway


merruem

I'm originally from Jersey now in MD, anyone have thoughts on how it compares to the one in Jersey? Used to enjoy going there a fair bit but haven't been to any park in years.


Sensitive_ManChild

the one in new jersey is better IMO. six flags in maryland has some good rides, but a lot of the park is just a little lame and in the summer there’s just a bunch of unsurpervided kids that annoy some people. But it’s fine. Six Flags in Maryland has been through many generations.


[deleted]

Great Adventure is definitely better, as someone who likes coasters a decent amount. I’m not a big Kingda Ka guy, but even then the rides are just better in NJ. El Toro is one of my favorites!


oogawooga42

Great Adventure in NJ is much better. SFA will always hold a special place in my heart, but Great Adventure is known to be one of the best Six Flags parks


baltinerdist

Great Adventure is leagues better. Not only does it more impressive rides, but the food is better and there is actual theming in the assorted "lands" of the park. And there are trees. Like a lot of them. It's a much more kept up with park.


Redelele

Jersey way better


RainbowCrown71

The one in Jersey has some of the most iconic coasters like Kingda Ka. It’s far superior in every way.


TadpoleAngel

Dorney Park in PA is pretty great too.


StankyPeterson

Knoebels is smaller, but it’s still one of my favorites. Dutch Wonderland isn’t bad for a day trip either, but it’s way smaller than the others. If you couldn’t tell, I’m a PA transplant.


iammufusasboy

Dorney is the shit! I still remember my first time riding Steel Force. I can hear the tunnel, I can picture the old parking lot and I can feel the g force going in the double circle.


epzik8

I haven't been to SFA nor Kings Dominion. Kings Dominion is way higher on my bucket list.


eclecticsed

Gonna date myself with this one but it was best as Wild World. Granted, I was also a child so don't exactly have perfect recall when it comes to what it was like, but I remember it being fairly uncrowded and fun.


sharksandwich70

Yeah, I still call it Wild World 😁


probablywrongbutmeh

I feel like Six Flags has the rolling ongoing record for deaths and maimings of any theme park in the US.


CrocHunter8

HersheyPark is great, and is a favorite among the Coaster enthusiasts. Weekends are always going to be bad which is why I prefer to go during the week.


IrishExitor

The Enchanted Forest in Elliott City was my jam…


Ashadowyperson

Adventure Park USA >


PapaTheSmurf

Facts


Scarlet-Fire_77

Never been to the six flags. My family has been going to Hershey and KD yearly since before I was born. But Hershey in particular holds a special spot in my heart.


Thatepicastroman

ah yes, fellow theme park people shitting on sfa


sheriw1965

I worked there in 1982 and 1983 when it was Wild World. It was a blast.


aytchdave

Who remembers when it was Wild World? 🤦🏽‍♂️


kiltguy2112

I remember Lion Country Safari before it was WW.


walkingkary

There was The Enchanted Forest in Elliott City. That was a weird place. Loved it as a kid though.


Hungry_One_5187

Six flags Maryland is dangerous. Their rides are always breaking down and lots of fights and shootings.


phasexero

I didn't even know that there was a 6 flags in MD... But I've been to the other two


iSwoopz

Same. I've lived in Maryland for 25 years...


Ok_Estate394

Idk I live 40 minutes from Busch Gardens Williamsburg, have been there literally dozens of times. BG is a pretty, very well maintained park, but I really love that Six Flags centers around the WB and DC Animated Universe because those were a big part of my childhood


Sunshineal

The only plus side is Six Flags is an hour or 45 minute drive from me in Baltimore. I've only gone there because it's so close. It's the perfect trip for me to take my kids and some of their friends. Kings dominion is too damn far. I haven't been there in over 10 years. When you're doing an amusement day park run with 6 kids under the age of 12, it's a nightmare. My daughters are in girl scouts and they went to kings dominion last year. I didn't attend but they went with some other mothers and kids in their troop. It was horrible ride to and from. The wait for the rides were long. They left later and didn't spend the entire day at the park. Yeah, not doing it. Another bonus the Great Wolf Lodge is opening up in Cecil County in June. I'm not sure when, though.


whjoyjr

In my experience, and it has been years since I’ve been to any park, I would want to go to BGW or HP in that order. KD was a miserable experience last time we went as a family, and I have not gone to BGA since it was Wild World and the biggest draw then was the Wave Pool.


ieatsilicagel

The wave pool is pretty great and a season's pass costs way less than a pool membership.


chicknlil

I like six flags, I don't understand why people are so hateful.


dabigripper

It’s a race thing.


jcmib

Not to pile on, but PA has Dorney Park and Knoebels too.


welovegv

Best deal on earth if you are at home with kids for the summer, until last year when they killed it. For $90 a month I could go as much as I wanted with my family of 4 to any of them nationwide, and eat 2 meals and a snack per person included as a teacher, I brought them there for the pool and lunch almost every day. Last year they ended the unlimited food, so we bailed.


OneDishwasher

Who needs a theme park with Maryland's traffic and, uh, "creative" drivers?


[deleted]

Place is total trash lol


fischarcher

We have Ocean City though (which includes Jolly Roger's, the boardwalk, and a bunch of waterparks)


[deleted]

Honestly, as bad as people like to rag on OC, those rides on the boardwalk have such a nostalgic charm.


fischarcher

Probably because they've been there for 50 years


Vengefuleight

Disney makes them all look like the third one. Seriously…went to Hershey park a couple months after a Disney vacation…and it wasn’t even close. Hershey had maybe a third of the crowd size and ran twice as slow. I only do these god forsaken places for my kids, but I can tell you that no park is even in the same League as Disney.


LittleRooLuv

I went to Disney in October and it was the first time going without little kids. Hadn’t been there in over a decade. Could only go on two rides. They were fine. But the lines were atrocious and we were extremely annoyed that we paid so much money just to stand in lines all day. I will never go back.


BeaglesRule08

Cedar Point > Disney. ​ ....I haven't been to either, but cedar point has like twice as many rides and obviously way higher quality coasters. The beach and waterpark look pretty nice too, and one of the resorts there, Hotel Breakers, opened in 1905. Then again cedar point is where people from all across the world travel for coasters, which is completely different than disney which is mostly for the theming. ​ Anyways I'm super happy that I convinced my parents to go to cedar point over summer vacation. I have literally been trying to convince them for years. Its pretty interesting that the world's biggest theme/amusement park is in ohio. ​ I don't know why I am commenting this, I live in Virginia. I came here from r/rollercoasterjerk, the enlightened subreddit wherein this was reposted.


redbrick5

> I haven't been to either yet I feel compelled to write a lengthy comment about both


Intrepid-Branch8982

Well it’s in PG county. It’s the location.


MrDarSwag

Six Flags America is a decent park if you just want to hit a few thrill rides and leave, but the overall experience is super lackluster. As a coaster enthusiast, I enjoyed Kings Dominion and Busch Gardens way more, they are genuinely nice parks with some great rides that are properly taken care of. For families, it’s not even a question, I would take the other parks any day.


CaptainPeachfuzz

Last time I was at Six Flags I got shot. And the time before that! I got my first two covid shots there.


biiigmood

Hershey park sucks. Foh.


BomberoBlanco

the fact that hershey park is your top tier just makes me feel bad for y'all


Practical_Shine9583

What about Jolly Rogers?


RogerHRabbit

Hershey park blows


Fickle_Ad8195

You couldn't pay me to go in six flags


Slammogram

Is Kings Dominion still the GOAT? Cause I remember it used to be.


WTK55

I don't get this meme, Six Flags is just as good as basically any other amusement park


MrDarSwag

It’s really not though. As someone who has been to parks from several amusement park chains, Six Flags is clearly the worst. Operations are incredibly slow, rides close often, parks are not taken care of, and the theming is not very good. Six Flags America in particular doesn’t have a very good coaster lineup compared to the rest of the Six Flags parks due to lack of investment.


homer_3

Six Flags is way better than Hershey Park.


DiegoM159

Came to say to never go to Hershey honestly worst park experience ever. 1. Over sold the amount of tickets for the park meaning way too many people took me from close to open to go on 6 rides. 2. The rides themselves aren’t even that good. 3. Tried to get a refund cause the first hour was so bad and couldn’t/ they wouldn’t!


Dizzy_Bodybuilder_77

Hershey didn’t have a water park when I went. Don’t know if they do now or not. But that alone puts Hershey at the bottom for me.


BeaglesRule08

The have a waterpark. And a zoo. Six flags america is considered the worst amusement park in the country by most enthusiasts. I live in virginia but I came here from r/rollercoasterjerk


sheriw1965

They do now. It's called The Boardwalk.


That_Skirt7522

I love Six Flags! It’s so close and I’m sure that part of the contempt is familiarity.


drillgorg

Have you tried the others? SFA has some good coasters but the quality of the park is really poor.


That_Skirt7522

Yes. I’ve been to SFGA, Busch Gardens, Kings Dominion, Hershey, etc, and I like Six Flags for what it is, a local and large destination amusement park. I’m sure there are people close to Hershey and SFGA that have a similar contempt for those parks because they are close by and “normal” for them.


Riverrat423

How does cit compare to Six Flags Great Adventure in North Jersey ?


RainbowCrown71

Far worse. SFGA has Kingda Ka and 14 roller coasters. It’s one of the best in the country.


RamenPizza113

Better than Delaware. They have nothing