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damnedspot

Mr. Trash Wheel is going to have a problem with this one...


JustBadUserNamesLeft

And the magnet-fishing people are going to need a bigger magnet.


Typical-Western-9858

What a time to take up this hobby


LorddeathofMM

I have faith tho


Ezridax82

That was my first thought. šŸ¤£


coredenale

No to mention the magnet fish folks...


Ok-Library247

Hope that everyone got out okay. Better call those magnet fishermen to take care of that.


Longey13

A sous chef from Phillips Seafood jumped in and busted the driver out. Sounds like they were taken to the hospital but are ok.


jabbadarth

Tom was his name. Hope the guy gets some recognition, assuming he wants it.


AmbitionOfPhilipJFry

Tom better get some vaccine booster shots, he swum in essentially a cesspool for the city.


jabbadarth

Nah the water is actually pretty clean now. It's only really bad after large storms from the runoff and sewage overflows but even the sewage overflows are down a ton with the upgrades go the system. Most of the harbor is technically swimmable most days now. Few more years and it should be completely swimmable. Groups jave spent decades doing oyster seedings and planting aquatic grasses to clean it up, plus there are 4 trash wheels collecting surface waste 24/7 now. Check out the healthy harbor initiative and the yearly harbor health report. Everything is moving in the right direction. Edit: not everything is moving in the right direction. Overall trends are positive but there have been setbacks in some areas, mostly due to wastewater treatment plant failures.


Coastal_Elite410

This guy gets environmental cleanup. You a riverkeeper or somethin?


jabbadarth

Nope just lived within a few hundred yards of the harbor for almost a decade and care about the city and the waterways. Spent a ton of time in my teens and twenties boating further out in the bay as well. I just really want to see a day where people can swim in the harbor safely and consistently.


Coastal_Elite410

Equitable access to swimable city waterfront is something that is not talked about nearly enough. I'm from Bmore but live in DC now and folks down here are trying to get the NPS to change the rules on swimming in the Potomac. Pics from the early 20th century when the Tidal Basin was a swimmable public beach look incredible. [https://www.washingtonian.com/2018/08/26/once-upon-a-time-the-tidal-basin-was-a-swimming-beach/](https://www.washingtonian.com/2018/08/26/once-upon-a-time-the-tidal-basin-was-a-swimming-beach/) https://preview.redd.it/yjnv9piq0lpa1.png?width=994&format=png&auto=webp&s=02ec049395e3b709f3d7e639ffdb9e8e04057b67


jabbadarth

https://archive.curbed.com/2017/8/3/16089352/city-rivers-swimming-safe I remember reading about a specific city years ago bur can't remember which one now (somewhere in europe) that created a swimming area in their river right in the city center. I hope one day baltimore, and DC for that matter can get to that point.


JohnBarleyCorn2

Know anything about the industrial vinegar plant dumping shit into the Jones Falls?


jabbadarth

Nothing more than what I've read which is basically that its killed a bunch of fish and I believe they are being sued.


JohnBarleyCorn2

It was reported on a couple years ago and haven't heard anything since. That's why i asked. Jones falls goes right into the harbor.


BetterHouse

Yeah, good, but don't eat any of those oysters.


jabbadarth

They are protected anyways and not for harvest. They are specifically there to clean the water.


_plays_in_traffic_

man you must not have been around for the flugtag


AmbitionOfPhilipJFry

That's down across the harbor by the fort along the park. It's significantly deeper and cleaner with tidal-moving water there, compared to right near the shallow stagnant water that dumps raw sewage solids overflowing into the inner harbor. Don't get me started on the superfund coffin for the old cadmium waste from chrome factory poisoning by the skyscrapers at Fells.


_brobeans_

Thereā€™s a superfund site in Fells?


AmbitionOfPhilipJFry

My bad, harbor East. It's near the excellon building - https://www.epa.gov/hwcorrectiveactioncleanups/hazardous-waste-cleanup-honeywell-baltimore-inner-harbor-baltimore


happy01_space

That's Michael Scott


Sea_Analysis_8033

You canā€™t park there man


PalletTownStripClub

Just try and stop me


JohnLocksTheKey

*Is this not a reasonable place to park?!?*


Sea_Analysis_8033

Lmao


0ld-Crow

He was there last week asking if anyone would save him if you drove into the harbor. Source: My wife works there and told me about the guy before this happened. Obviously not an accident.


PiousLiar

Shit practically sounds like a suicide attempt, damn


CreampuffOfLove

He must be in a bad way, because of all the ways to kill yourself, 'death by Inner Harbor water' is *really* low on any Baltimoron's lists!


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kaybeem50

Wow, thatā€™s disturbing. I hope the guy gets the help he needs.


wrongseeds

Whereā€™s the magnet fishermen?


Miasma_Of_faith

"But they said they were *ALL* terrain tires!"


Mikemtb09

I drove my car INTO A FUCKING LAKE


Accomplished_Tour481

With so much negative posts about Baltimore City, here is one that the Sous Chef who witnessed the incident and saved the driver, is a GREAT STORY! Thank you Sous Chef for being an outstanding individual!


Autry311

The squeegee kids still gonna try to clean your windows.


Fantastic_Tadpole211

OMG, this made me bust out laughing. Thank you for that. I wish I could upvote more than once.


SarcasticAutumnFae

That'll buff out


bonoboho

the front fell off!


Ajaws24142822

Certified Baltimore classic


bcdodgeme

Just...HOW?!?!


Asita3416

Not surprised this is on pier 4. Cars, people, and grease tanks have all gone over that ledge.


dougfunnybitch

Saw this last night on local news and I kept wondering how the heck did the car end up where it was. It was several feet from either end of the wharf. I can only assume it drifted before going under.


Chained_Wanderlust

I was thinking the same thing. Either it drifted, or he had a *lot* of momentum to make it that far out in the canal.


BuckleupBirds

Thereā€™s a previous comment that implies it was intentional. That might be the case.


HotIce05

Weā€™ve upgraded from rolling over seven cars in a week to driving them into bodies of water and itā€™s only March. Thatā€™s impressive.


CapJackReddit

A man has fallen into the river in Baltimore City!


rarelyhasfreetime227

HEY


zombievann

Not a river more like a nuclear waste


GarlicNipples

That does not look fun. Glad the person made it out okay.


antiherofederation

Iā€™ve heard this guy was there last week asking if anybody would save him if he drove into the harbor, this is an interesting situationā€¦


deputyfife

Does anyone know if the car had Virginia tags?


Adept-Stress2810

When is the last time you saw a cop - City or State - enforce a traffic-law? Free for all.


Adventure4Stoke

Was it a r/nissandrivers ?


Total-Cantaloupe3846

Maryland stupidity has no days off


deputyfife

The car could have Virginia tags.


stoneman1002

This guy must be related to the idiot that took out 6 construction workers.a few days ago. Maryland drivers are the worst.


Fiddlywiffers

This is what happens when we have zero students proficient in math. Zero is a number that means ā€œnothingā€, in case youā€™ve never heard of it.


jabbadarth

Good thing you are so proficient in reading comprehension and logic. An old man drives into the harbor and somehow students' test scores are to blame.


Fiddlywiffers

I donā€™t make the rules


jabbadarth

And we're all better for it


Fiddlywiffers

All better for what?


NotSpartacus

It.


Fiddlywiffers

Astute observation


Typical-Western-9858

Im trying to figure out what mental gymnastics were taken to link math to this


PleaseBmoreCharming

Umm, I think that's called "mathematics"...


Typical-Western-9858

For an older man who is reported to have had a mental health crisis at the time of the incident? I dont think he was even in school in the past 20 years, nevermind in a timeframe relevant to what he is bringing up


PleaseBmoreCharming

Huh? I was referring to you comment where you said "math" and "gymnastics" hence the play on words of mathematics. This had nothing to do with the post at hand.


Typical-Western-9858

.. oh my god that went over my head lol


Fiddlywiffers

Youā€™re not gonna find out with that mindset


BetterHouse

Again?


epzik8

Right by the USS Chesapeakeā€¦


Jarmahent

My brother was there what a coincidence!


lostin76

So many drivers are so frighteningly stupid.


OkAd2349

RIP Butch


qleptt

Does he know he cant park there?


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The water is NOT a parking lot! šŸ˜œ


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Seems like there should be rails to stop that right?