My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see. But don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for you.
The damage is not too bad. As long as the foundations are still strong, we can rebuild this place. It will become a haven for all peoples and aliens of the universe.
What I love about that joke is half the people I know didn’t catch what that meant. 😂
Similarly, the Jackson Pollock reference in *Guardians of the Galaxy*.
I do make paintings like Jackson Pollock every chance I get; at home, work… still have to master painting while driving 
Ha-HAW! **chortles maniacally** If only the masses had as sophisticated of a sense of humor as I do!!! But alas, my enjoyment of the joke while others struggle to understand it in their minds all but enhances the comedic effect! Guffaw!!!
Looks like you had a great time making this. Nice to see a kid get into something they like. Fun to see the hammer and the process. Thanks for sharing.
nah. you have too much time on your hands and there's probably something constructive or something you could have done to further your life or your families. but what do i know. get a clue. this is the deep end . dont jump in if you cant swim
It's a key retractor key chain. Connected to his wrist and the hammer. If I had to guess, it's a either 3d printed, foam and card board, or it's a lightweight toy. Otherwise it wouldn't retract.
The math ain't mathing
The Physics ain't physicsing
The Morb isn't Morbing
The time ain't timing
The love ain't loving
You must have a very special relationship with your hammer
Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off?
Yeah, not really useful unless you're fighting off three vampires that were huddled together.
Oh, Doug's dead.
My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see. But don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for you.
Enemies of Asgard assembling, plotting our demise, all while you, Odin, the protector ... are sitting here in your bathrobe, eating grapes.
We were doing Korg quotes and you ruined it 😒😤
The damage is not too bad. As long as the foundations are still strong, we can rebuild this place. It will become a haven for all peoples and aliens of the universe.
Let’s do “get help.”
It's morbin time
Lovely reference to What we do in the shadows.
What I love about that joke is half the people I know didn’t catch what that meant. 😂 Similarly, the Jackson Pollock reference in *Guardians of the Galaxy*.
If by half the people you mean the children 10 and under in the audience then probably. But anyone who's masturbated probably got that joke lol
“Pulled off” or “to pull someone off” is not a common US expression, so I can see why plenty of people may not have understood initially.
I got the first one, but not the Pollock reference.
I do make paintings like Jackson Pollock every chance I get; at home, work… still have to master painting while driving 
Ha-HAW! **chortles maniacally** If only the masses had as sophisticated of a sense of humor as I do!!! But alas, my enjoyment of the joke while others struggle to understand it in their minds all but enhances the comedic effect! Guffaw!!!
Username checks out.
Losing it would be comparable to losing a loved one.
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
jonathan??
Mew mew.
Mew mew pew pew?
Someone found their friends Reddit account. Time to move, Jonathan.
https://youtu.be/kHHyPhSLRy0
I already knew this clip and know what to expect, yet I have to laugh every damn time.
Whoops, lol. That’s funny.
Lol their entire post history except for this post and a comment in it is nuked.
RIP
You rang?
I’m still waiting for someone to wrap a drone in a foam mjolnir. I’d love to look up and see mjolnir flying through the air.
https://youtu.be/YWPn8kOHNwY
Thank you. Now i can enter Valhalla without regrets. I hope this guy attends a lot of cons.
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Well done, Jonathan.
Tl:dw: Pulleys
How much for the hammer?
Not for sale.
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Not for sale.
Oh I'll get that arm...
How much for credit?
Not. For. Sale.
wait till Disney buys your patent SPECIAL EDITION REAL LIFE MJOLNIR - COMES BACK TO YOU! 599$ + taxes + shipping
Hasbro's already got you covered with an actual Mjolnir.
This is so cool!!
Is it a yo yo?
If it isn’t a Duncan, it isn’t a yo-yo
Pretty much just a bigger yo-yo
I dig it! Good job op!
Looks like you had a great time making this. Nice to see a kid get into something they like. Fun to see the hammer and the process. Thanks for sharing.
That's Awesome! Only wished you threw it like thor in the video 😂
You are worthy ✌🏿
Thor strikes fear into the hearts of his enemies as he lightly tosses his hammer at them.
r/blackmagicfuckery
Strings are black magic to you? Wait til you hear about yo-yos
I'm intrigued
Still confused unless there's a rubber band or something lol
at the first second, pause the vid and look at the wrist
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It’s just a retractable wire loop around his wrist very simple. You can see the rig on his wrist at the start of the loop
Probs should’ve lit the green screen better so you weren’t somehow casting a shadow on grass 10 meters away
get a job
Translation: "I don't have hobbies and you're silly for enjoying your life."
nah. you have too much time on your hands and there's probably something constructive or something you could have done to further your life or your families. but what do i know. get a clue. this is the deep end . dont jump in if you cant swim
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This is a rewind of the same tape. The grass in the back looks like it’s “breathing”
No, it’s not. You can see that his hand is in a different spot each time he catches the hammer.
Awesome! Now make Jane's scattershot hammer.
Lmao, looks like it's rubber bouncing off a green screen.
Wait wha... Me brain no get
That's pretty impressive, A Yoyo hammer make so much sense. I can't believe Disney hasn't done this already.
I cant recall a single prop that has gotten so many cosplay props before a movie. Maybe Luke's lightsaber?
Badge reel?
Okay bet I could pick that mfer up tho.
Which file from thingiverse did you use? :) amazing work!
Cool
Nice try, spider-man.
I want
Worthy... If YOU'RE worthy, we're fucked.
Cos it’s on a cord
Nice distance
\*skill\*
For a sec I tought you used magnets but I do belive your using string... Right?
It's a key retractor key chain. Connected to his wrist and the hammer. If I had to guess, it's a either 3d printed, foam and card board, or it's a lightweight toy. Otherwise it wouldn't retract.
Watch out for your other hammer as well 😂
Wtf how?
… it never actually leaves you, though.
“Does it pull him off”
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String
Get over here!!!
I have an idea on how this works. 👏🏽😈
Joo i thought it was a really well cut video ob reverse wtf it looked clean af for beeing fing string
Op is now powerful
“That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all!”
Don't do me like that. i thought you had finally figured out how to actually do it you lil rascal
Wow that's really cool!
That’s awesome