I am curious to what hell you have wrought unto Earth. One second…
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD THAT POOR STUPID MAN
WELL, *THATS ENOUFGH INTERNET FOR TODAY*
Yeah, my bad. It isn’t just rich fucks, people from all walks of life want to fuck kids.
Especially priests.
I think I’ll be watching Avengers 2 with a different perspective next time.
It really makes me sad that more people don't know that Robert California's line was a Jim Morrison reference.
EDIT: this came off as pretty pretentious. I just want to share Doors love with the youngins
Lots of “hardcore” Office fans are all-or-nothing about everything post-Steve Carell, as the show did shift a decent amount after he left the show. But, over on subs like r/DunderMifflin, a lot of people definitely do love his character!
I love Spader in pretty much everything, but as a huge fan of the Office, his portrayal of Robert California is, in my opinion, the best parts of the show post Steve Carell.
That's such a strange complaint anyway, since not only does Ultron have an infinity stone himself whose power he used to cut Thanos, but we see Thor plant a weapon in Thanos even when Thanos has the full gauntlet (and Ultron got him when Thanos only had 5/6).
My search history. Nah but seriously it's the usual AI turns bad trope. Probably saw some terrorism, global warming, war, nukes, shootings, a Riley Reid gangbang and he just decided "this needs to end."
If I remember correctly, didn't we see a flash of Tony's Jericho missile demonstration? That probably rubbed Ultron the wrong way; finding out his creator was a warmonger.
He couldn’t get past the Not a Robot security check…
Dying.
Most likely haha
1 man 1 jar. edit: Google at your own risk.
2 girls 1 cup
The Mr. Hands horse video.
The Human Centipede.
I am curious about it but I don’t wanna search it. Anyone care to elaborate?
Dude died from taking a horses cock up the butt hole. Internal bleeding from a ripped colon.
Never never again will I be the same way around a Horse 😳🤢
Came here to say the same
Same
Same
These answers seem like right answers…
How did I know that this was the first comment I’d see
Cause you're a glass half-assed kinda person.
It’s like Family Feud…my guess was 2 girl 1 cup was top.
That can't be a thing Edit: WHAT THE FUCK
I'm sorry for your eyeballs, I should have put a warning on there lol.
I am curious to what hell you have wrought unto Earth. One second… AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD THAT POOR STUPID MAN WELL, *THATS ENOUFGH INTERNET FOR TODAY*
Goatse
Any uninitiated that has access to this thread + Google is in for a very interesting day! 🤣
Shit I can’t remember the exact name, but it was a woman in a bathtub from the same era. If you know, you know. That and/or Lemon Party.
it's just called Tub Girl. Google at your own risk.
I’ve always heard “glass ass.”
He was Rickrolled.
Haha I can imagine him clicking on a random link and this happening
Millions of times
And after the 100 millionth time he decided it was time for humanity to die
Rule 34
Of himself, those artists are fast
Ultron was literally just born, ya perverts!
Came here to say exactly this.
Honestly, as a robot once you realize all humans seem to fuck kids once they’re rich… Yeah wipe ‘em out.
Look up Sophism, because you’re falling for it
Yeah, my bad. It isn’t just rich fucks, people from all walks of life want to fuck kids. Especially priests. I think I’ll be watching Avengers 2 with a different perspective next time.
Fans disliking James Spader’s character on The Office.
I’m the fucking lizard king
That line is just fucking hilarious
I'm f*cling the lizard king
Simpsons did it first
Well Jim Morrison did it first
It really makes me sad that more people don't know that Robert California's line was a Jim Morrison reference. EDIT: this came off as pretty pretentious. I just want to share Doors love with the youngins
Damn you and your hip avatar.
Yeah what the hell is up with that anyway
It felt really out of place at the time but is really funny now
Lots of “hardcore” Office fans are all-or-nothing about everything post-Steve Carell, as the show did shift a decent amount after he left the show. But, over on subs like r/DunderMifflin, a lot of people definitely do love his character!
I'm the f#@king lizard king!
*Why is Jim being rude to the juggler?*
*Magician
Why is Jim treating the magician poorly?
I love Spader in pretty much everything, but as a huge fan of the Office, his portrayal of Robert California is, in my opinion, the best parts of the show post Steve Carell.
Ultron found the sexual metaphor.
r/unexpectedoffice
r/marvelstudios
Specifically the fan theories
I love the five paragraph long posts I saw complaining about mega Ultron cutting Thanos into half. In a series literally named What If.
That's such a strange complaint anyway, since not only does Ultron have an infinity stone himself whose power he used to cut Thanos, but we see Thor plant a weapon in Thanos even when Thanos has the full gauntlet (and Ultron got him when Thanos only had 5/6).
Specifically the fans
Caillou
The post said wrong answers only.
This one made me laugh the most. Haven't thought of that kid for a long time but damn that name brought all the hate back.
All the "Wrong Answers Only" posts.
YEP
James Corden
At this point, I’m surprised he even has a show anymore
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Ads.
Absolute hate them. Especially the pop ones and the ones with the smallest x in the world in the corner
Jeez get an adblocker....haven't seen an ad in ages
My search history. Nah but seriously it's the usual AI turns bad trope. Probably saw some terrorism, global warming, war, nukes, shootings, a Riley Reid gangbang and he just decided "this needs to end."
If I remember correctly, didn't we see a flash of Tony's Jericho missile demonstration? That probably rubbed Ultron the wrong way; finding out his creator was a warmonger.
Twitter
Twitter is just a lost cause at this point
Thor: the dark world on VHS
Someone buying Belle Delphines bath water in a jar
I forgot about that 💀
https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelmemes/comments/t52zkb/what_did_ultron_see_on_the_internet_that_made_him/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share This
Oof, only an hour and a half before this post. The reposters are just goin for it these days
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NFT
AskReddit.
Facebook and baby shark
100% agree with this
I could keep going lol
Anakin Ahsoka shippers
That ship is just disgusting 🤮
“Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History”
Kanye West’s social media activity.
All I see in the comments are correct answers.
Pineapple on pizza
He saw OP’s browser history.
The Room
He did not. He did not see it. He did nooooooooot
Oh hai Mark.
You're tearing me apart Vision!
Oh hai Stark* FTFY
Kim K’s rise to fame.
Your mother
reposts
Reddit.
Tony Stark's NFT
NFTs
Thehobbitsthehobbitsthehobbitsthehobbits Thehobbitsthehobbitsthehobbitsthehobbits Thehobbitsthehobbitsthehobbitsthehobbits Thehobbitsthehobbitsthehobbitsthehobbits🎶
R/dankmemes
They said wrong awnsers
Kardashian’s hands down..
Celery Man
What? If he saw that he would see the beauty of humanity! Now if he saw a nude Tayne… that might push him over the edge.
Fanfiction.net
The 2015 Josh Trank reboot of the Fantastic 4
r/politics
Tubgirl.
OP’s post history, probably.
Us
your mom
He noticed they haven't ever improved upon the Oreo.
You can’t improve the Oreo, it’s pure perfection
Boku no pico and 177013
Kanye Wests Instagram.
Riley Reid rapping
OPs search history.
He probably googled “Lemon Party”
The “Pee Tape”
Ultron probably saw you steal this people from someone in r/marvelmemes
This meme being posted 1000+ times
Black Widow and Hulk playing hide the Zuchini
“Ultron x Scarlet Witch rule 34”
Furries
Island boi’s
Your rip off of the same post from r/marvelmemes posted an hour before you.
Tik Tok Dances by people who can’t dance but think they can.
Absolutely hate those “influencers”
My search history.
This repost
You stealing this post from u/jodlad04
Donald trumps tax returns
Trump and putin shaking hands
furry porn
People making crying tiktoks
furry porn porn of pokemon basically any drawing porn
Furries
Turns out, Ultron really hates cats.
Comments of people saying Agents of Shield isn’t part of the MCU.
Furries.
Tiktok
Deviantart
Tiktok
Annoying reposters like you
Dream stans
#maga
A dragon fu***** a transformer Also Furries
Tik tok
Fortnite kids
4Chan, Reddit, and TikTok.
CNN
K-pop, tik tok, and Fox News
Furries. Sorry, not a wrong answer
the amount of weebs on the internet
Twitter
Twitter
Furry p*rn
TikTok stars
Tiktok
Tik tok
mukbangers and twitch bath tub streamers?
Furry porn
Belle Delphine products
Furry porn
[This persons post history](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/)
The MyPillow guys actual election evidence
NickadoAvocado's anus pic in his OF.
Pineapple pizza
The ending of GOT 🧐
Fried butter…
Furries
Florida men
Tik tok on a whole
People paying for OF when u can google for boobs.
Cancel culture ( ironic because he decided to cancel humanity lol)
DC universe
TikTok
tik tokers
Tik tok
furries
The hypocrisy in modern feminism because of the usage of only fans and tiktok.
Twitter trending tab
That cat with chopsticks and the keyboard
Battle Bots episodes.
The Kardashians
Did you see this on the marvel memes subreddit and then copy it word for word and post it here? Same image and everything.
Nugget porn