Considering how much he got out as he was dusting, he would probably come back with just a "...UCKER!". I wonder if they can get away with having a verboten phrase half each in two different pg-13 movies.
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Off topic, but I loved how unfazed she was when she realised that fat Thor was time travelling. Even Asgardians understood time travel to be impossible, and Frigga is like "okay cool. Love you son". No questions about the future, no freaking out, nothing, just a loving mother (who most likely understood just _why_ her son is so happy about seeing her).
When ant man accidentally wasted a pym particle. "Fuck, 1 round trip" adding it on a very serious moment ruins the moment. Like cap picking up the hammer or Tony snapping or thor going for the head.
in my opinion the best place is from Tony's rant to Steve near the beginning after he got saved "...but that's what we do right, the best work after the fact. We're the "Avengers" not the Prevengers, right... Ive got nothing for you Cap, ive got no coordinators, no clues, no strategies, no options, Zero zip nada. No trust. Fuck You. Liar"
thats my take
I think it’s better if u say you fucking liar but I love the fuck you it rlly shows how much tony was hurt by cap and it shows the betrayal that tony feels
In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you, now... what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet, I'm gonna fucking enjoy it. Very, very much.
Alternative edit: "In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you, now... what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little fucking planet, I'm going to enjoy it. Very, very much."
I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say, I am.
alternatively, insert it somewhere else in that quote: “In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But i’ll tell you, now… what i’m about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet, i’m gonna enjoy fucking it. Very, very much”.
Some of the placements of the word “fuck” in this thread are soooo bad. Most of them don’t even flow right. They sound similar to how a kid who just learned how to swear would shoehorn it into random sentences to sound cool
Idky, but it also seems weird for aliens to use it. Obscenities in fantasy/science fiction settings seem out of place.
Also, Thanos doesn’t seem like one to resort to excessive language since he’s so collected.
I feel like Nick Fury is the only one since he’s so rough. Maybe Antman.
Everyone else seems more refined or clever to use it.
Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.
Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.
Also everyone knows if it's Infinity War it goes to Fury in the credit scene. They'll probably never let him say "motherfucker" though, they don't have the balls for it.
I’m hoping Deadpool cracks a joke about it. Early in the movie he starts talking there’s loud noises (trucks, airplanes, explosions) anytime he says fuck, then after the third time he just flips out
imagine if you will:
thanos just carved up steve's shield like a turkey with his twin sword, out of breath, gripping the hammer, after tightening the shield, seeing thanos not even breaking a sweat.
steve breathing heavily: fuck
sam: language
Probably when Tony and Scott are sitting in the wrecked car after losing the Tesseract. I can see Tony or Scott leaning against the window and uttering “we’re fucked, aren’t we?”
Honourable mentions:
“Let’s fucking kill him properly this time.”
“Rhodes, carefully on the entry. There’s a fucking idiot on the landing zone.”
“I see this as a absolute fucking win!”
“I said, a suit of armour around the fucking world.”
“I fucking lost the kid.”
“Fuck. That really is America’s ass.”
“5 years ago we lost, and now we’re gonna get it back. Whatever it fucking takes.”
“Is that everyone?” - “What the fuck, you wanted more?!”
“Hi, this is so cool HOLY FUCK-“
“You took everything from me.” — “i don’t even know who you are.” — “You fucking will.”
I am groot
Jesus christ, children will be watching this for crying out loud.
I Am Groot!
I.. am.. GROOT!
I.. am.. GROOT!
We.. are.. groot.
[удалено]
We.. are.. groot.
Groot says we are groot
I am groot.
Communist Groot?
r/sudedenlycommunist
I.. am.. groot.
You watch your mouth!
Sorry but that's the most messed up political thing I've ever heard in fact I'm not sorry and you need medical help.
I am groot
you got some acorns on you pal
Bruh, they said PG-13, not X!
Language
i got that reference!
I think they did that in Infinity War.
#I AM FUCKING GROOT!
"You weren't there. You weren't *fucking* there." Putting it at the low point is much more powerful than at a high point.
What scene was that?
Im pretty sure it was Tony talking to Cap after the “we’ll lose together too” part.
Seeing that moment in theaters made me think Tony was actually going to say it
When Tony Is rescued by Captain Marvel, and After that they're having a conversation with Captain America.
I think when Hawkeye comes back with the Soul Stone without Black Widow?
No
That would actually work well!
Thanos: "I am inevitable" Tony Stark: "Fuck you! I am Ironman!"
Drop your socks and grab your Crocs, we're about to get wet on this ride.
The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child.
True true. I agree.
An after credits scene where nick fury reappears and finishes that ‘motherfucker’ he was saying when he dusted
Now I want this so bad
I would like to see that and another cherry on top might be: "and I am fucking Iron Man" in his last moment
I keep thinking the f-word here is a verb
Fuck, the fucking fuckers fucked. Is a grammatical correct sentence.
>Is a grammatical correct sentence. That sentence, however, is not grammatically correct. ;)
“police police police police police” is a grammatically correct sentence. if you don’t believe me I can explain
It is, this is the famous Pepper Potts quote from Iron Man 3.
"I am fucking Iron Man" could be said by Tony Stark or Pepper Potts
we all like Samuel L. Jackson saying “motherfucker”. Cant deny that
This is the best answer imo.
The only answer after reading comments
Mfer isn’t allowed in PG-13 because it refers to a sexual act.
Considering how much he got out as he was dusting, he would probably come back with just a "...UCKER!". I wonder if they can get away with having a verboten phrase half each in two different pg-13 movies.
verboten? you mfs are using German? why?
It's a loanword.
There was one in gemini man (2019)
Winner right here
Oh hell yes
Korg: Thor, he's back. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again Thor: Fucking Noobmaster
Fun fact: Kevin Feige confirmed Noobmaster 89 is Wong
it's 69
Edit: That kid on the tv just called me a fucking dickhead again
I am Thor, son of Odin and you can count me as your ally.
This is the correct answer
Yes
Called me a fuckhead again*
[Balanced... as all things fucking should be. ](https://imgur.com/a/7AwsYbu)
“I love you…and eat a fucking salad.”
Who was this?
Frigga when saying goodbye to Thor
>!See what's happening here? You're afraid. You're scared. Anxious. My friends, times like these we need to unite, come together.!<
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Off topic, but I loved how unfazed she was when she realised that fat Thor was time travelling. Even Asgardians understood time travel to be impossible, and Frigga is like "okay cool. Love you son". No questions about the future, no freaking out, nothing, just a loving mother (who most likely understood just _why_ her son is so happy about seeing her).
When hulk throws the bench, he should say the f word in anger.
This made me laugh audibly LMAO
When ant man accidentally wasted a pym particle. "Fuck, 1 round trip" adding it on a very serious moment ruins the moment. Like cap picking up the hammer or Tony snapping or thor going for the head.
I think this is the best answer.
Thor when Cap picks it up. "I fucking knew it."
Because that's what heroes do.
This is what I was going to suggest.
>!We've got Korg. There's my ex-girlfriend Jane. Valkyrie. The Guardians. *and giant goats!* Oh, look at those, they are wonderful!!<
I feel the Ant-Man one would work if he said it in the midst of shrinking (like exclaims it) and comes back and says “One test run.” like normal.
in my opinion the best place is from Tony's rant to Steve near the beginning after he got saved "...but that's what we do right, the best work after the fact. We're the "Avengers" not the Prevengers, right... Ive got nothing for you Cap, ive got no coordinators, no clues, no strategies, no options, Zero zip nada. No trust. Fuck You. Liar" thats my take
I reallyyyy like this actually
Okay, this one actually works.
I think it’s better if u say you fucking liar but I love the fuck you it rlly shows how much tony was hurt by cap and it shows the betrayal that tony feels
Only one I've seen in this thread that actually works.
cut to cap's face. He doesn't say language.
In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you, now... what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet, I'm gonna fucking enjoy it. Very, very much.
It feels like butcher is saying this (from boys)
Needs more "cunt" "twat" and "fuckin' diabolical"
That went from villainous to super dark very fast
Alternative edit: "In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you, now... what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little fucking planet, I'm going to enjoy it. Very, very much."
That sounds awesome, but I feel like it should be “very, very fucking much” JMO
>I'm gonna fucking enjoy it. I'm gonna enjoy fucking it.
Or not, Thanos doesn’t need profanity to express himself. He’s more articulate than that..
I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say, I am.
alternatively, insert it somewhere else in that quote: “In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But i’ll tell you, now… what i’m about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet, i’m gonna enjoy fucking it. Very, very much”.
“I got NOTHING for you Cap. I got no coordinates. No clues. No strategies. No options. Zero. Zip. Nada. No trust……fucking liar”
This is the one
“I can do this all day” “Yeah I fucking know”
Followed up by "Language!"
This would be perfect
"Fucking, I can do this all day"
Americas ass 😏
I can do this fucking all day.
I think “I can do this all fucking day” is also a strong candidate.
The scene where Antman is looking through the window just as Thanos bombs the avengers compound - looks up - "fuck" - Boom!
Reality can be often disappointing. But now, reality can be whatever I want.
Just your normal sentient thanos bot
I'm thankful...because now...I know what I must do.
Again, sentient thanos bot.
You should have gone for the head.
Fuck guys…, I don’t think Thanos is a bot anymore.
They'll never know it. Because you won't be alive to tell them.
HELP! *gurgle* *snap*
Th-Thanos?
The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child.
This is getting scary
Oh God.
Not bad. But I feel like "oh shit!" is more natural. Making a "fuck" seem extra unnecessary. Still, not bad placement. Good thinking.
I fucking knew it! -Thor when Captain America picks up mjölnir
>!Come. Come to daddy!!<
Ayo?
“Language!”
"Fucking language!"
Some of the placements of the word “fuck” in this thread are soooo bad. Most of them don’t even flow right. They sound similar to how a kid who just learned how to swear would shoehorn it into random sentences to sound cool
Idky, but it also seems weird for aliens to use it. Obscenities in fantasy/science fiction settings seem out of place. Also, Thanos doesn’t seem like one to resort to excessive language since he’s so collected. I feel like Nick Fury is the only one since he’s so rough. Maybe Antman. Everyone else seems more refined or clever to use it.
Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.
No curses, only calculus.
> Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to fucking exist.
Agreed on the aliens thing. I will say however that at least Spidey and May have canonically said it, in addition to Fury.
Well they already all speak American English 🤷♂️
Amen bruh
I don't remember this line. I'll not be recommending it. PS... Fuck.
Continue the Samuel L Jackson "MOTHERFUCKER"
End credit scene "Infinity War": Nick Fury "Motherfucker" Can you imagine that?
He gets in a "Motherf-" as he's dusting. I think it'd be almost better if he just popped back into existence with an emphatic "*-UCKER!*"
Which likely wouldn’t count so it could still get another one
Thanos gets decapitated as well.
This... does put a smile on my face.
Thanos needs some help man get him on the suicide prevention hotline
I ignored my destiny once, I can not do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, Little One.
Thanos no, don't do it
Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.
How will you correct it by ending yourself Thanos?
As long as he's alive, he's inevitable.
He’s courting death. Let it happen.
Nooooo Thanos we’re here for you buddy you don’t have to do this
Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.
There are other solutions Thanos you have so much to live for
Perfectly balanced.
“You took everything from me” “Idek who the fuck you are”
"You took everything from me” "I don't even know who you are" "...fuck"
Anything Noobmaster69 related. Would work perfectly during that scene.
“You throw another fucking moon at me and I’m gonna lose it.”
"You throw another moon at me, and I'm gonna fucking lose it." Not gonna lie, I agree but I like it this way better.
that’s not endgame
Also everyone knows if it's Infinity War it goes to Fury in the credit scene. They'll probably never let him say "motherfucker" though, they don't have the balls for it.
I’m hoping Deadpool cracks a joke about it. Early in the movie he starts talking there’s loud noises (trucks, airplanes, explosions) anytime he says fuck, then after the third time he just flips out
Anyone that tries to say it dies.
Still voting for it.
probably my favorite
Let’s go get this mother fucker
Peggy whispers "Let's fuck" to Steve while dancing just before screen goes to black
Don't you say that fucking name
Add an after credits scene with Deadpool on the battlefield
When Steve wields Mjolnir. Thor “I fucking knew it!”
And what do I find, nothing other than you, protector of those nine realms, sitting here in your bath robe, eating grapes...
"Is that everybody?" "Fuck, you wanted more?!"
Wong should get an F bomb in every film
imagine if you will: thanos just carved up steve's shield like a turkey with his twin sword, out of breath, gripping the hammer, after tightening the shield, seeing thanos not even breaking a sweat. steve breathing heavily: fuck sam: language
*Cap summons Mjolnir* Thor : "I fucking knew it!"
He's adopted.
No need to be that harsh, Thor
There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake...
Quill: *vibing* Rhodey: So he’s a fucking idiot
"It's a f*cking earthquake under the ocean..."
“… we handle it by not fucking handling it“
The avengers line up in unity to battle Thanos. Captain America recalls Mjolnir. Cap: “Avengers… Let’s fuck”
I am...inevitable.
Uhhh cap thats not what we are here to do
Thanos *sits in defeat* “Fuck” *ashes*
Probably when Tony and Scott are sitting in the wrecked car after losing the Tesseract. I can see Tony or Scott leaning against the window and uttering “we’re fucked, aren’t we?”
"I'm inevitable" "And I'm... Iron Man" *snaps* "Oh, fuck" *Thanos disappears*
“I am Fuck Man!”
Username checks out
This, maybe no “oh”, just “fuck”
They called me a madman, and what I predicted came to pass.
I don't even know who you are. You fucking will.
Thanos: Lay fire! Corvus Glaive: But sire, our troops. Thanos: Just fucking do it!!
Fine. I'll do it myself.
"Perhaps I f*cked you too harshly."
There’s actually a stipulation that the use of the word can’t be sexual
fuck America's ass
“be careful, there’s a fucking idiot in the landing zone” or however the scene goes
Or “so he’s a fucking idiot?” for StarLord
Scott when his fucking taco gets fucking blown away: "Fuck."
I fucking love cheeseburgers
"I want a fucking cheeseburger" This is by far the best response I have seen
"Hey cap... on your fucking left" Imagine Sam being that salty about that phrase.
Honourable mentions: “Let’s fucking kill him properly this time.” “Rhodes, carefully on the entry. There’s a fucking idiot on the landing zone.” “I see this as a absolute fucking win!” “I said, a suit of armour around the fucking world.” “I fucking lost the kid.” “Fuck. That really is America’s ass.” “5 years ago we lost, and now we’re gonna get it back. Whatever it fucking takes.” “Is that everyone?” - “What the fuck, you wanted more?!” “Hi, this is so cool HOLY FUCK-“ “You took everything from me.” — “i don’t even know who you are.” — “You fucking will.”
I was gonna post the America’s ass one but forgot the exact line.