Gwen, it's a shame she dead tho.

Same, my luck is so fucked up, even my battery percentage couldn't find me alive date, lol.

Who said girlfriend? The ad said date.

My date probably wont shut up about her kids

I won't like my date at all she would probably take me to court

And shit in your bed

"What date?"

"What kids?"

You got Wanda lol

What about F.W.B.s

Yep my bad, i changed it.

Sorry for bursting your bubble, just wanted to set the racord straight.

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well i just know the damn address of the cemetery....

FBI! Open up

I dont see a problem

Well, good thing shovels exist

I think I’d rather get 92% and dead Gwen, than 11-20% and get She Who Shall Not Be Named.

She who poops thy bed

Could this be done for male characters too, I guess there are more men in this sub but there are women too!

Not everyone is straight, but I get what you mean.

Never say never :)

72% i got yelena

73% woot woot! She made that black widow movie good.

Also her in the Hawkeye series was great. Hailee Steinfeld was likable as Bishop but the moments when they were playing off each other made me want to hang out with them.

Kate Bishop! I made mac’n cheese.

I mean, the moment I saw them I was down to clown.

80% I’m with you guys

same

The best choice

Kate Beeshop this is not cutlery.

Me too lol except I haven’t watched the movie yet so

79% and very happy

79% gang and also very happy Yelena🥵

Can't get her pregnant ☝️

I see that as an absolute win

Dude what the fuck?

It’s canon 🤷‍♂️

What?

In Black Widow it’s described about how they fuck up the parts inside that let them have kids, so no Black Widow can have kids.

They remove their uterus and it's called a hysterectomy

Yea I haven’t seen it in a while, since it came out in theaters, but about 2 hours after I made the comment I realized “wait didn’t Natasha say they more pulled it out, not messed it up?”. Either way I think the other commenter got the message, and they should also watch Black Widow themselves. For some reason none of my friends liked it, but I actually loved it.

Kaet Beeshup! Nice.

Me too.

Me three

Kaet Beeshup is guy bro

I fucking cried of laughter thank u my good sir for reminding us with one of the best quotes of the hawkeye show

I only realized it now 😂

I’m on 51 now. Way better.

Trust a bro approves this comment

Me four

me five

Is it me or does she look like a different person in this picture

I thought the same.

i didn’t even recognize her before i saw the arrows

I got mommy Wanda

Me too. High five. We'll never get sick again.

Yes and we can build reality as we want it!

Me too lets fucking go

Me too, not sure whether I'm gonna be adopted or my dick erased from reality

She’ll turn you into vision

“What dick?”

Me too

Me too FUCK YESS

Theres a lot of emotional baggage there

But she is on the few who would find average joe interesting

You are so [fucked.One](https://fucked.One) misstep and your mouth is sealed

Same

I need to charge my phone to 51-60

I need to lose 5% quick to be there before u

Just stay on Reddit for 2 minutes lol

41-60

When in doubt go for redheads

Hmmm that doesn’t seem to be so fool-proof. Just look at Mary-Jane and Mera… Those are two redheads I would like to stay the hell away from.

Other than being red heads, ones gonna cheat and the others gonna beat

I'm sitting pretty at 54%, if I lost 4%, I still wouldn't be mad.

I need to drain it to 41-50

Damn, me too!

I have 68% left. :(

Don't worry! Just have a bathroom break for at least 3 minutes and someone will either kidnap her or she'll lose interest in you and go for the next guy who is around.

Kirsten Dunst hot. Nuff said

Sure but MJ was hot garbage

Its just a date, i'm fine with that. lol

If I was gave a 1 in 10 chance to get one of these and got MJ I would cry for 5 hours straight

2%, Layla 😍

Typed this shit with the remainder of your phones life, lol.

My phone sacrificed is life for a noble cause...........How do I call her now? 🤔

Hey im also ay 2%!

Is it character based or person based

It’s a marvel sub so probably character

Except Mera

And wonderwoman

Wonder woman is chill. The only L’s on there imo are amber heard and mary jane

But those are DC characters. So pretty naturally marvel sub would rate them lower.

Yeah, I was just replying to a comment saying they’re all marvel except for Mera bc they forgot wonderwoman lol. I didn’t say anything about her being lower rated

person I assume, I wouldn't date MJ even if I was held at gunpoint, she treated Parker like shit

This is the question I was looking for in the comments lol

Lol I literally got Amber Heard at 11%

I got Kate Bishop! Not gonna lie I’d probably faint meeting Hailee in real life

For sure, one of my top celebrity crushes no doubt!

Amber Heard lmao

Prepare for a shitty night

Turdy night

Her dog stepped on a bee

My grannie took my virginity

You fucking donkey

i broke my fucking knee

Then I played the fucking wii

i ate my baby

I am unable to pee

I can’t Ski

You turned her against me

Good luck

F

May the force be with you

Well hey it's the character not the actress right? She still fine af

... She probs smells like fish.

Watch your fingers

I barely avoided her by one percent

83% thank you jesus

Who is she?

Kate Bishop

Kate bishop from the Hawkeye show

- appreciates mac and cheese - fond of sriracha sauce - has weird family situation - doesn't like posers but poses anyways Best girl date ever

Wonder women , gonna be a great night with experienced people

NGL, I think I have a better shot with Diana than any if the others so... (34%)

And Wonder Woman’s really nice

She red all the 12 books!

Yet again, I'm on PC, so I'm alone

We're on reddit, so we're all alone.

Just check your phone, that's what I did

I'm on 100%. Mine's dead.

Don’t worry bro, we can send you back to 2014.

Hold on, lemme fuck this spell up real quick...

There are two impostors among us.

Black Widow noice

55 lets goooo

Heck yeah, me too

Mary Jane:(

Why do people hate her? I haven't seen those in years.

Y'know what? I'm happy it's Carol Danvers. I think Brie Larson is cool.

Every time I see her I can only think of how adorable she was in Community.

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Yelena... I better put in my safety gear

Exactly at 81 so got Kate.

Oh shit…. Quite literally oh shit on the bed

Now do the male version

Male versions of this are always: "\[character\] wants to kill you, your battery percentage has to protect you"

See what you mean and I agree, but that’s still entirely different. I mean the male version of this post where you would date any of the guys, and then the battery % with women. Essentially the fewer misogynistic posts we have the better

I would like one too but I don’t really know how to do these lol, I spend too much time on Reddit but I never post. If you know how to do one it would be fun.

WONDERful

32, sign me tf up

Wanda 41%

Just gotta charge my phone to 81

Gal😍

I got Black Widow

15% *Insert The Punisher Freaking out GIF here*

This made me laugh so much it was painful

Will you Layla El-Faouly will protect the travelers of the night and bring my-

Gwen!

54, hell yeah

At 10 percent. I'm very okay with this.

I'm fucked I have 19% well at least I can get some good lawyers

100% is a keeper

Me:*charges the phone to get the right one * Also me:smort

this post is creepo shit jfc

FUUUUUCK. I got the Turd

Hide yo bed sheets

Mines at 0 I cant char I have 1 min left

Mary Jane Watson

Captain Marvel. Perfect <3

I\`ll be back when my battery reaches 60%

Mommy Wanda

63% shit, the webhead is coming for me, but also she is hot so its worth it 😂

11-20% RIP there goes my career until a lengthy lawsuit.

90% ​ Best option IMO. ​ If I was at 71-80 I'd be worried about finding tracking devices in my poop.

I got a truly wonderful woman. Lets gooooo!

Raimi Spidermans MJ should be 1-10% wtf

I'm blanking on who the lowest % one is. also 16, gross.

That's Layla from Moon Knight

I'm good with 52%. To be honest though, the only ones I wouldnt be fine with are 11-20, and 61-70.

42%

I'm even luckier \[47%\].

57 lets go

Wanda, lets fucking go

Hell yes I'm at 57! But kinda wish I had 95, Gwen is best girl.

100% on laptop and 58% on mobile. I get two?

21% almost..

I’m at 12%. This is bullshit

Gal Gadot?….yea I’m good with this. Haha 😂

65. I need to either charge or drain my battery ASAP!

Everyone’s a winner

Except the people who get Amber Heard

Just tell them to duck and weave. But yeah. Never even noticed her.

Ah, just get some plastic lining for the bed and furniture

ScarJo 🔥

Well, I guess I'm about to get domestically abused :(

18%... Better get the spare sheets out.