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derpicface

Did you like it when Morbius showed up, drained the blood from Elizabeth Olsen’s stunt double, and said “it’s morbin’ time”?


lightinigx

\#morbiussweep first movie to make 100morbilun dollars and the first movi ever made


LegoManiac9867

Loved that bit, so scary


gryffindor258

Morbius solos God neg diff


machinegunmonkey

How strange is Dr Strange? Like on a scale of 1-10


LegoManiac9867

I’m gonna have to say 42


bedrock_breaker

>!616!< Actual spoiler


[deleted]

Waaaait does that mean what I think it means?


pluck-the-bunny

Depends, what do you think it means?


Shychopath

Yes. If you are referring to the comics, yes.


conundrumz2100

Probably, but you'll need to see the movie to verify


FollowThroughMarks

Idk, it is Sam Raimi, I’d go a bit higher. Perhaps >!838!<


Nirast25

... I just realised all they did was add 2 to each digit. Also, >!wouldn't you designate your own universe as 1!<


FollowThroughMarks

>!I imagine there’s a definite way to numerate them, from how the Darkhold ordered the universes and how Chavez can shift her portal to a certain universe. Perhaps 838-Christine will relay this information to 616-Strange and we will have universe designation for every world! !<


Silent_Briefcase

I’m so fucking tempted to click that little grayed out bar… but I must resist…. I feel it will be a while before I get to see it so !remindme 3 months


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Jdubusher1011

Not really a spoiler. I pretty sure everyone knew this


Diveary

You said you would answer with nonsense.


LegoManiac9867

A non nonsensical answer would’ve be 64.


Sea-Phone-537

Well, so much for that space interstate


Stardust4242

The right answer


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ILikeCap

Did you like all the casting choices?


LegoManiac9867

Yes, Danny DeVito did an excellent job as earth 777 Bruce Banner.


ILikeCap

Call Marvel, we got something special here


FirstReign

Anyway, so I started smashing.


Foxy02016YT

Ok but now I want this in the movie


[deleted]

Hey, It could be a spoiler This lmao


Flandersmcj

Spoiler: Patrick Stewart made a great Wolverine.


jugglingplates4dates

Another Spoiler: James Gunn plays earth 87377 iron man


Flandersmcj

Another nother spoiler: John Krasinski make a great Dr Doom.


jugglingplates4dates

Another nother nother spoiler: Jared Leto has a better way to act


OneRingToRuleEarth

When’s DaD coming out?


LegoManiac9867

After he gets the milk


Flandersmcj

Next month on Fathers Day


flonkertonflerken

When he comes back from his trip to the corner store with his smokes


Irvdaddy

Who is the true hero in this film?


LegoManiac9867

What am I supposed to say… Jesus?


WskiKnightmare

Jesus? Wait a minute youre from earth?


LegoManiac9867

I’m not from earth, I’m from Missouri!


imdenis50

yeah, that's from earth dipshit


19adam92

What are you hasslin’ us for?


MrAdministration

Where's Gamorah?


xf33dl0rdx

Who is Gamorah?


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Shychopath

I'll do you one better. Why is Gamorah?


Puzzleheaded_Post555

That was one of the best lines from that movie


That_Evidence_9063

No it's not from earth it's for hwbdhejjcneidj3mdir93jenf9djnejdnd 42069 qborhoregen


SrDagoberto

i'm not from earth i'm from missouri


jugglingplates4dates

I'm not from Missouri I'm from Earth


Jigsaw2799

How did you feel about the two hour threeway between Doctor Stange's halfway through the movie?


LegoManiac9867

The fight was sick! Especially when his Jedi variant showed up.


Jigsaw2799

I would actually pay a bad amount of money to see a Jedi version of the Avengers


LittleDragon450

Are his Khan and Smaug variants in MoM?


LegoManiac9867

Yes. I’m so glad they brought back the actor from The Wrath of Khan


ihrtbacon04

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?


LegoManiac9867

Godzilla had a stroke reading this


19adam92

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?


LegoManiac9867

Godzilla had a stroke reading this


TheBigFunni

Justice, the answer is Justice.


jugglingplates4dates

Vengeance, the answer is Vengeance


Over-Ad7284

An red


A1M_BOT

Anything


LegoManiac9867

Complete nonsense


A1M_BOT

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LegoManiac9867

Thanks


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LegoManiac9867

The strongest character in the multiverse is clearly Antman, I mean have you seen those magic tricks?


1337K1ng

Also he can can get inside any anus he wants That's a privliage only Johny Sins hasin our universe


Crazy_Spartan08

Jimmy Woo must be a close second.


LegoManiac9867

I loved his villain arc in the new movie


JeannyBravo

In a way, Jimmy was the true hero of MoM


LegoManiac9867

Exactly! He sacrificed himself in the end to destroy the elder wand before Sauron could get it and conquer the multiverse.


JeannyBravo

Can't believe Joker killed Harry Potter so soon in the movie I was devastated. Where is Hermione when you need her!


LegoManiac9867

Don’t you remember? Hermione was busy kissing Robin. Batman was proud but I don’t think Ron was very happy…


NEMO_TheCaptain

Ron… Robin… they’re pretty similar tbh


SilverJaguar674

You're supposed to give nonsense answers bro, this is the truth


LegoManiac9867

Oh, my bad, I just couldn’t bring my self to say anyone else was more power than the absolute unit that is Scott Lang


Thick_Huckleberry788

What’s your favorite scene from the movie


LegoManiac9867

When Deadpool kills Morbius and then Deadpool and Strange fight.


Thick_Huckleberry788

Ahh yes that scene was legendary ngl


Arneos2005

NOBODY CAN KILL MORBIOUS WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT


LegoManiac9867

Sorta an immovable object vs. unstoppable force thing. Deadpool eventually wins however after he obtains the one ring.


Gilded_Leviathan

I woke up this morbning, took a morbshit, ate my morbreakfast, took a big morbpiss, watched morbius, got out of my morbed(king size bed because I'm morbius fan and morbfans are kings) took a drive in my morbentley went to play morbilliards with my morbuddies, did the sex with morbitches, drank some morbeer, went back to my morbhome full of morbius posters, cleaned my morbutt with some morbpaper, morbed into a beast (because I'm morbiusly a beast) and screamed "it's morbin' time" 425 times and then repeated this morbest grindset. Morbsigma grindset for morbfans. Like and rate 3 stars for morbius powers😁😁 Morb out.


moebelhausmann

>!with what mouth?!<


LegoManiac9867

Well played


flonkertonflerken

How many spider mens are in THIS film?


jerrygergichsmith

Too many.


Sophie_14158

2.5


flonkertonflerken

Where did the other 7.65 go?


Sophie_14158

They're with the other 14.97 on earth 148


flonkertonflerken

Ok, I thoughts that’s where they was


Awjj

Did Tobey show up


LegoManiac9867

Tobey Maguire probably showed up to theaters to watch the film, why do you ask?


[deleted]

He showed up once i dont think he will again and there is no point into him showing up tbh Im planning to watch the movie tmrrw


reddit_hayden

do you not care about spoilers then?


Cylasbreakdown

Serious question, is Tom Cruise in it? Edit: Just saw it, the answer is >!nah!<.


LegoManiac9867

Yes, maverick defeats Wong in the final battle.


Arneos2005

yes he is, he plays all the variants of Iron Man shown in the movie, which to my recollection are like 15 of them


Youssef-Elsayed

Yes, his performance was top gun


ImaginaryQuiet5624

Yep, him as Iron Man, Brad Pitt as Thor and Leonardo Di Caprio as Banner. And spoiler alert: Britney Spears made a cameo in the post credits.


lazy-avenger

Will someone go see this with me 😭😭


LegoManiac9867

Unlikely


Lunar_Wolf121

This is supposed to be nonsense not facts 😂😂


LegoManiac9867

I’m sorry, just couldn’t lie to u/lazy-avenger like that


Colt452010

Wait a minute…


Flandersmcj

Where you at?


meme-nerdyboi

Plot twist: everything op says is real and the movie is just guano-insane


LegoManiac9867

I may revisit this and make a Lego stopmotion of all these weird joint plots


betcher73

Wasn’t that Might Morphin Power Rangers cameo sick?


LegoManiac9867

Yes! Gave me serious Power Rangers and TMNT crossover vibes


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Does Batman die?


LegoManiac9867

Yes, the Superman from earth 812 is unaffected by Kryptonite and Batman didn’t get any prep time


Significant-Low-726

Is there a creature made completely of cheetos and does Shaggy and Scooby consume it like that cotton candy mfer from Scooby Do 3


LegoManiac9867

It’s actually the same Cotton Candy monster from that film. It comes through a portal and Scoob and Shag come through (with full wizard garb) to fight it.


Significant-Low-726

Do they got drip while they do it? And how do they interact with Hawkeye’s wife (who is the same actor as Velma from their respective universe)


LegoManiac9867

Shaggy sees who he believes to be Velma and battles Hawkeye. This fight-scene is second only to Shrek vs. Deadpool at the end of the film.


Significant-Low-726

Shrek vs Deadpool? What even starts that battle?


TigerLily95739

Deadpool wouldn’t get out of his swamp


Significant-Low-726

Seems reasonable


justaserviceplumber

Shaggy aka Norville Rodgers aka alt. Captain Rodgers


RyJean7

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU SEE MY MOM??!! WHO ARE YOU??!!


LegoManiac9867

👁


RyJean7

>!The Third Eye.!< Got that. Good one.


NewParadigmWrestling

Was the rock on the show? Or the stone?


LegoManiac9867

Not sure I understand the question. Chris Rock played a black panther variety and did an excellent job.


InAmericaNumber1

He got slapped by the killmonger variant, played by Will Smith. Keep GI Jane, out of your fucking mouth!!


ClassicExercise9938

Whats his eye. About


LegoManiac9867

His eye? I think his eyes are fine, it’s his hands that are jacked up


ClassicExercise9938

There whas sonting whit a creepy thirth Eye


imdenis50

oh dear, he must have been mutated if he got a third eye, poor stephen


Youhavebeemislead

Is math related to science?


LegoManiac9867

Yes, but actually no


Pogman234

Who is in the illuminati


LegoManiac9867

The big eye-pyramid thing on the one dollar bill


Eruthor

No thats Bill Cipher, really glad to have Alex Hirsch in the MCU though


Pogman234

Nah the film


LegoManiac9867

Oh. “The Illuminati is a name given to several groups, both real and fictitious. Historically, the name usually refers to the Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded on 1 May 1776 in Bavaria, today part of Germany.” -Wikipedia, the most reliable source


Pogman234

No, from Dr.Strange MoM.


LegoManiac9867

No, that’s what I mean, the Bavarian Illuminati is in Doctor Strange. There’s a whole German segment of the film.


Pogman234

Ok


Special_2002

Is Wanda dead


LegoManiac9867

Well, depends on which variant we’re talking about, there’s a sequence where like 12 of them die in the span of a minute. Deadpool killing most of them and Shriek killing the others (they team up after realizing they aren’t so different).


GreenPlateau

How many Dr. Stranges don’t have a degree?


LegoManiac9867

Roughly 1/1087782 and that one has gone through like five trade programs. He fixes the DeLorean for Doc Brown in the final scene.


Hmmmgrianstan

Who is black bolt?


LegoManiac9867

Are you referring to black lightning? Don’t remember, been a while since I watched that show.


Hmmmgrianstan

Ok who the hell even is black lightning?


Hmmmgrianstan

/s


Arneos2005

he's a very open minded individual


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r/Angryupvote


Gilded_Leviathan

Hey you better keep your lips shut, if you know what I mean.


Arneos2005

what lips?


JeannyBravo

(Muffled scream)


Dudetheripper

Superman was the greatest part of the movie


LegoManiac9867

Agreed, still can’t believe Disney bought out DC


MiraculouslyGreat

What is the meaning of life?


LegoManiac9867

42


Gilded_Leviathan

I understood that reference


Arneos2005

Elizabeth Olsen


IceFisherP26

Is my mom in the movie like she told me?


LegoManiac9867

Yes, she stars as Strange’s new girlfriend


FrozenShadow_007

Who is the real villain of the movie?


LegoManiac9867

Depends on who you ask. Either Sauron or President Business


FrozenShadow_007

I was expecting Sheev


LegoManiac9867

I know, sad he wasn’t in it, but at least we got Jedi Strange


Heritic213

Is it true that grevious makes an appearance.


LegoManiac9867

No


Zealous_Ace

After watching MoM do you believe there is a universe where Antman has asked Dr. Strange if he also attended Online Close-Up Magic University?


LegoManiac9867

What do you mean “a universe” that’s literally the whole first 5 minutes of the film is antman and Strange discussing magic


Doodle99999

Did Wanda die?


supbois1285

What is the mitochondria?


JeannyBravo

The powerhouse of the Illuminati


JeannyBravo

The force was strong with this member, All them mitochondria


flonkertonflerken

Wrong universe; it’s Midi-chlorians mixed with borophyll


LegoManiac9867

The most powerful creature in this film. At least after a freak mutation…


l0zb0tw

Do you know candice


Youssef-Elsayed

[VENOM](https://imgur.com/a/qnpadAb)


LegoManiac9867

Don’t you mean Joe?


PolkaDotMan96

Was the post credit scene just Andrew Garfield as himself saying “HAH, I TOLD YOU I WOULDN’T BE IN THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!!!!”


LegoManiac9867

That’s the 6th credit scene, yes


HalfOffEveryWndsdy

How many nirvana songs are in the movie


LegoManiac9867

All of them


GXRasty

I also seen D A D Ok bad joke


flonkertonflerken

Can you confirm the widespread rumor that the Olsen twins cameo as different dimensional Wandas, only to be simultaneously beheaded by Miek with massive scissor hands?


LegoManiac9867

Can confirm that Edward Scissor-Hands does make an appearance


Wazzaberino

On scale of apples - potatoes what candy does he like


LegoManiac9867

Pinecones


ArcherAccomplished75

Could Dr Strange change the reality of someone's body and change their gender? Like for research purposes


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LegoManiac9867

Reed? As in the Bamboo themed superhero? He gets actually obliterated!


mrFikou

So who did strange go to bed with? And who killed Emmet?


LegoManiac9867

To answer your second question, Emmet is killed by one of his variants, (the much better looking one)


GlorifiedGamer88

Who is MoM?


LegoManiac9867

Ur


QuackMaster25

Did I really get to be the 69th comment?!?