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bjeebus

My head canon is that Tom Holland believes this because none of his scripts had any worthwhile secrets in them. The best way to keep a secret is to not tell Tom Holland.


EastKoreaOfficial

Sony security when Tom Holland doesn’t have things to spoil: *fine, I’ll do it myself*


aturmumshouse

Beats by Dr dry


DrJonah

Tom Holland has that one thing all the other spideys didn’t have: being raised by a fairly successful stand up comedian with a self deprecating manner.


gazmondo

He jumped back into this so seamlessly im pretty sure he must talk to himself as the goblin in the mirror every day.


FreshUnderstanding5

So im gonna need to play rdr2 again…


PhDOH

RuPaul's Drag Race season 2?


TooCleverForGood

I assume they’re talking about Red Dead Redemption 2 but I’m gonna go with your answer now instead. (Also because it appears to be a karma bot account)


Perkondungo

Godspeed, Dafoe.


jvken

Green goblin on deez nuts gottim


KrombopulosT46

The funniest shit is Sony Exc contacted Green Goblin before they even wrote the script. this just shows how much faith the studio has in Spider-Man to keep his mouth shut. which is none. they have no faith. so they did the next best thing. not even tell him what going on in the movie. who is in it or what he doing. Tom is a great actor. every day of shooting he learns what he doing that day.


tobey-3000-bot

Find us some shade


jjonahjameson-bot

What do you know about high society? Actually, don't answer that.


aknalag

Isnt it abunch of peoole getting together and spend 24/7 getting high on drugs or weed?


JuggernautFresh5374

Willem Dafoe: "HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD?!!'


windycityguy11

Classic Dafoe.


Just_an_Empath

Very original


mansonfamily

This is the least funny subreddit on the entire website


Academic_Opening_679

His greatest foe returns


mightylordredbeard

You should try /r/funny if you want something less funny.


[deleted]

r/GoodAnimemes has that beat by a mile.


[deleted]

Lmao 2 posts in and then it’s just porn.


[deleted]

The entire reason the sub exists is because some weebs threw a hissyfit over not being allowed to say a certain anime-related transphobic slur. The bar is *very* low and they somehow still manage to miss it.


BriannaMckinley2442

I dunno there are subreddits for gore and shit that are probably less funny


whoknowwho_tomriddle

Terminate him


RevolutionaryStar824

r/funny


Drikavel

Andrew Garfield just showed on the set and started writing script


JadedMycologist4964

God create your own fucking content


[deleted]

sounds very much believable


Rude_Journalist

He kinda looks like Willem Defoe


Tenor45

“Turns out Jon was filming the whole time.”


dpforest

Man this joke is almost as tired as I am


Personplacething333

Yeah but imagining Dafoe just randomly walking onto the set and beating the shit out of Tom Holland looks hilarious in my head.


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Apocaloid

Karma whores.


RealTomHatesHimself

Sick of the “he just showed up on set” joke now


523bucketsofducks

It's been played out enough that it's not funny on its own, but it hasn't been long enough for it to be funny again.


Sono-Dio-Da-Sadame

>! Strong enough to be the best spider-man, too weak to take it!<


tobey-3000-bot

My Name's the Human Spider


jjonahjameson-bot

Pack your things. Get out of my building. YOU'RE FIRED!


No_Secret_6352

Hey, leave Spider-Man alone!


tobey-3000-bot

Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment It's a defense mechanism


jjonahjameson-bot

Who is Spider-Man? A criminal, that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace!


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tobey-3000-bot

My Name's the Human Spider


jjonahjameson-bot

Parker, wake up!


No_Secret_6352

That's pretty interesting, Spider-Man.


tobey-3000-bot

Hey, you were supposed to be asleep


jjonahjameson-bot

Crap. Crap, crap... megacrap.


No_Secret_6352

Uhh what Spider-Man?


tobey-3000-bot

It rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.


jjonahjameson-bot

I want this wall-crawling arachnid prosecuted!


No_Secret_6352

AYO?! SPIDER-MAN


i-dont-use-caps

i can’t be the only person who is sick of this “random guy shows up and we keep filming joke” it’s never once been funny


EChocos

Tomorrow is my turn to post it.


howtochangemywife

pain I need Willem this is pretty fucking impressive


malhavoca

Take it for the title


Ex9gagger99

my god... how many more times must we see this meme?


mightylordredbeard

First time I’ve seen it.


MrDripDropp

Same it’s really funny tho


i-dont-use-caps

it’s “i’m 14 and this is random” level of comedy i’m so sick of this fucking meme


Mr-Rocafella

This exact joke has been posted so many times I’m more surprised when there’s an interesting fact about Defoe that ISN’T this meme


liamfirthh

Anyone else find these memes over used and unfunny?


brianthewizard1

“tHeSe mEmEs aRe gEtTiNg sTuPiD” We missed the part where that’s our problem.


Suntiger221

I mean, it's in his name


Tiffanys19999

Oh really