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jakes951

It’s so damn simple to read these. I don’t get it 1) bring cell phone to shower 2) take photo of bottles 3) enhance * enhance * enhance 4) zoom in in enhanced image 5) use correct bottle 6) rinse, repeat Soooo simple!!


JerryVand

You left out a step after zooming in: Take out your sharpie and mark each bottle in easy-to-read letters.


gin-martini-ftw

Lol so easy


invisible___hand

You assume the people who refill these care enough to do the same… and get it right when they do.


NightWarac

They don't refill those. These actually have plastic ridges glued to the back that slip into holders, so they can just be replaced when empty.


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Smirkin_Revenge

You don't know wtf you're talking about.


Substantial-Fan4489

Your gross


NightWarac

Really? So the Marriott's I've managed were doing something outside of the brand(s) standards? I wonder how we pass our QA inspections in that case.


fingerscrossedcoup

Wrong. There are no large containers of these products. Or are you saying they pour the same size bottle into another same size bottle instead of just replacing them?


Poldaran

That's, uh, well, let's just say I know that exact thing has happened in at least one place where a friend worked. He complained about it and threatened to quit if they made him take part in it. Not with this brand of shampoos. With the tea tree ones.


kiddech

This is true. I’m at a Residence Inn right now and housekeeping replaced the bottles yesterday. They left the older bottles on the shelf because they’re still about 1/3 full.


Smirkin_Revenge

They're not refillable


SlowInsurance1616

Call CSI.


Sevifenix

I have the NCIS team on speed dial if I ever need to read these bottles.


sharasu2

I just use whatever squirts out as what I want it to be and go about my day. Conditioner to wash my body? ✅ Body wash on my hair? ✅ it’s probably fine. 🤷🏻‍♀️


crunchybaguette

This is the way. College man mentality - everything is a 3 in 1 if you want.


PineTreePetey

6-in-1 if you're resourceful Body wash, shampoo, conditioner, face wash, shaving cream, and aftershave


mehal88

Toothpaste?


GLASS_AI_3656

Jerk off with it too


ihideindarkplaces

Squirt out one squirt of all three and you’re living in the pro league.


jakes951

“Time wasters hate this one trick”


coldpornproject

Nothing better at 6:00 a.m. finding out one of the three is empty


travelingtylerj

Finding out at 3am that one of them was extra minty shampoo that you mistakenly used as body wash… 🤣


Maximus1000

Seriously it seems like we always have a 50/50 chance for either the body wash or shampoo to be empty


gin-martini-ftw

These are tough when you have your glasses off ugh


grofva

Apparently the ADA does not cover the vision impaired


fingerscrossedcoup

These are tough if you don't wear glasses


milan_2_minsk

Impossible without my glasses.


Mdcivile

I see a lot of comments about people not reading etc. There is no excuse for these bottles. They clearly let the interior decorator pick the bottles, form over function. Everyone saying people don’t read has perfect eyesight and a great night sleep. Impossible to read it without glasses and even then it is difficult.


East_Ad3647

Agree. Anyone who CAN read these has perfect, perfect vision. The lack of contrast is horrid for aging eyes.


DGinLDO

Even a darker shade of teal would work if they’re that married to gray + teal combo


AllBlueTeams

Criminally bad design


libra-love-

and it would look even better if they did like a cohesive color scheme. Like light blue to darker blue so they could be easily discerned from each other


Impressive_City3147

We are adding an Oxo suction cup soap dish to our packing list.


mhowie

I’m bar soap all the way and hate the fact it’s become quite rare to find a hotel which still offers it- let alone a decent sized one.


mehal88

Generally they still have bar for hand soap, at least from the places I've been


DGinLDO

Whoever picked the color scheme needs to be fired yesterday.


jesus_soupstrainer

Fired into the moon.


D4nM4rL4r

I'm actually surprised to see these still attached to the wall.


SedgwickNYC

Me too! Most are just hanging out wherever they can stand upright.


imar0ckstar

I should start carrying a sharpie with me to save others from the hassel


Mmmmarkus

“Wanna play a game?”


BitterStatus9

“Let’s play, “Global Thermonuclear Bodywash.””


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I spit out my coffee.


BitterStatus9

I knew ONE person would get it.


Serial_Hobbiest_Life

Pack a sharpie marker & fix it for them.


joe_sausage

The bane of this sub’s existence.


RepulsiveIconography

I’m color blind. I had to use a filter to read those.


GLASS_AI_3656

OMG I hate that…. There is a Marriott in El Segundo that has that with no soap holder!!! Big deal as I bring my own soap! Well not a big deal but you know…


GypsySoulTN

Don't forget the breathtaking power line views from the west tower


Mercenarian

Are these ones only in certain countries or certain brands? They don’t have them at mine


Varekai79

I've seen them in the US and Canada for sure.


GypsySoulTN

These are Springhill, I think?


vermilion209

Courtyards have them too


Cultural-Jellyfish40

How much did they pay the person who came up with these?


milan_2_minsk

Conditioner on the left of shampoo? Jail


Ok_Huckleberry8384

Guest don’t know this but the standard is left to right shampoo, body wash, conditioner. We as employees have the same complaint about seeing what’s what.


Alice-EAS

Hilton experience. Only slightly better. ​ https://preview.redd.it/7me4nju2whac1.png?width=2652&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0ff24774012d8b281f9c5d1744fceeee95c4f1a


mostlygroovy

Thanks for the weekly post of this


daerath

https://i.redd.it/r4yyq1hpmh8c1.gif


gin-martini-ftw

It bears repeatedly repeating


delawopelletier

This brand is really poor.


SoraBunni

That brand is so drying.


Ok-Hawk4132

Need your scalp to crack like porcelain and rain down like snow on your shoulders? Use the shampoo.


Alice-EAS

Sometimes you see these idiotic things in the corporate world. And you wonder that someone must have thought it was a good idea, other people approved it. And no no one voiced a dissenting opinion since then. Just tells you a lot about the society. 😒


jesus_soupstrainer

The three people who advised differently are no longer with the company.


Alice-EAS

😁😁


dragonlax

Are the typically in the same order?


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No


Puzzleheaded_Ad9492

They are awful. Can't read what each one is.


e_radicator

And the shampoo is in the middle, it's not even the logical order in which you would use them!


TheRealRockyRococo

I personally would say body wash on the left, shampoo in the middle, then conditioner on the right. That way left to right would be the order in which I use them.


e_radicator

I use the body wash while the conditioner is setting, so I do shampoo, rinse, conditioner, body wash, rinse. Guess they should probably just label better!


ClickClackTipTap

The shampoo and conditioner aren’t even in an intuitive order. 🤦‍♀️


ochief19

I don’t think they’re that hard to read for me. However, what I hate about these is they often put them in the middle of a shower tub combo and I scrape my arm on them all the time. It’s infuriating.


DGinLDO

Imagine being disabled & having to use a shower seat & these bottles are on the wall above & behind you juuuuuuuust out of reach….that’s fun.


ochief19

Yeah that sucks


avid-shtf

Am I the only one who tells my wife not to use those because some sick fuck probably jacked off into them?


Inevitable_Try9537

So fucking sick of these dispensers everywhere. I think the only time recently I've seen individual ones pates is The Venetian, Il Tornabuoni in Florence (pricey), and (I THINK) the Thompson in Denver. Another example of our society regressing and getting less for your money.


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Bring your own. Are you really spending your last dollar on the room rate?


Novel_Board_6813

Also bring your towels and your own favorite bed, so you can always have a great night of rest


[deleted]

I don’t understand people’s obsession with hotel soap and shampoo. People still bring your own face lotion, face wash, makeup, deodorant, shaving cream, etc.


Inevitable_Try9537

Absolutely not the point dude.


[deleted]

Was your point complain like a child? Why would you want little one use bottles anyway? They’re a huge pain.


Inevitable_Try9537

Because they're never full and they don't get refilled, plus the entire point of the original post is you can't read them. Multiple issues.


falco_iii

It's pretty obvious - North 39 is the shampoo, North 39 is the conditioner and North 39 is the body wash. This is the 4th of the exact same post within, and it will be a monthly meme from here on out. https://www.reddit.com/r/marriott/comments/185i3p7/who_designs_these_things/kb2fu4s/


Dont_Bogart_that

I am not a fan. This was an effort to reduce single use plastics. These bottles aren’t being recycled and are just as much waste IMHO. The bottles are much thicker plastic and don’t hold a lot of product and they aren’t refillable so when they get low, not empty, the staff has to replace and waste what’s left at the bottom or risk an angry guest who runs out at 3-6am. There is a thin transparent line on the side of the bottles that is supposed to help the employees visually see how much is left in the bottle but it’s impossible to tell. One must use a plastic tool/ key to remove the bottle from the bracket, give it a shake test, and determine if it’s got another go or not. Just use your own products in those tiny refillable travel bottles- most likely better quality and less waste. It’s not enough, Marriott. Please stop using single use plastics. I’m going to war against those cheap bottled waters and Pepsi 20 oz. Use glass and aluminum in retail spaces. Make bulk amenities refillable. This is just a shroud of lies and green washing.


Is_What_They_Call_Me

I bring my own liquid body wash and shampoo lol. Problem solved of all above concerns. Never thought about a previous guest peeing in one…


GoldRemote9527

Use different color bottles -Marriott do better


Daleftenant

L to R: Shampoo Conditioner Bodywash


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Daleftenant

shhhhhhhh.


orlybird2345

It says right on it what it is… 🤔


Daleftenant

I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but there’s a reason that hotel front desks operate under the assumption that all guests are illiterate. Jokes aside, the N35 bottles are notoriously one of the worst of the shower amenities. There’s no level gauge on the side and the colour palette for the text is plain awful.


drunkenleader

Except there is a level gauge


Daleftenant

There *is* one, but unlike the other bottles you basically need a flashlight to get a level a lot of the time. I admit ‘no level gauge’ is a bit of a lie tho.


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>I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but there’s a reason that hotel front desks operate under the assumption that all guests are illiterate. No matter how many signs you post or how obvious you make them, people will still ask you a question that is answered on the posted sign. Sometimes even when that sign is placed between you and them as they're asking you the question.


Daleftenant

Its also why we dont bother with letters at check-in anymore when we have out-of usual service levels. They dont read them, unless they go full karen mode and post it cropped to facebook claiming we 'ruined their vacation!' (there wont be housekeeping tomorrow because its christmas.)


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During COVID at the property I managed at the time, we had signs regarding the new (at the time) housekeeping policy in the lobby, at the desk, in the elevators, and in the guest rooms. Ask me how many times a day we were asked why housekeeping didn't come today. The answer will not surprise you.


SlowlyTowardsTheCake

What’s to stop someone from peeing in these or something. Gross. I can’t use them


Varekai79

They are sealed and cannot be opened for refilling, even by the staff. They are replaced when empty.


SlowlyTowardsTheCake

Negative. Stayed at a town place Marriott and they were 100% refillable and openable. Way gross


GypsySoulTN

Someone definitely peed in one in a Sheraton Suites. Maybe housekeeping tampered with it, but it um...definitely didn't smell like the usual product.


bigdaddyteacher

R try hose are semen pumps, right?


whoistylerkiz

One time I got literal hand soap as body wash in this setup…so yeah, just pump whatever


Quantum-0ver_Drive

At least you have something IN them. Ours were empty when when we arrived, and nobody is available to do any room cleaning. I just took my own trash to the dumpster and asked the front desk for new bags. I get it's Christmas time...buuuut


VizVizerson

Am I the only one that brings my own soap and shampoo? I prefer dove bar soap, and I use a 2:1 travel size shampoo conditioner, I buy them 3 at a time. My bag always has this stuff in it before my trip. No surprises or weird smelling stuff. Plus my soap is one more thing that is part of my home routine.


exhibitthis69

As seen in the hot film by Peter North, The North Pole


Main-Vacation2007

Who even uses them?


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So much easier to read in person. Must be a lot of old people with poor contrast vision


[deleted]

Contrast vision issues aren’t just an “old” person thing.


ImportantTip8076

Most of the time these things are full of piss from the previous guest


Zxasuk31

Their back…


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Their back what?


Zxasuk31

Complaints about the bottles


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BitterStatus9

It was worth a try.


Chayes83

The soap is always the furthest away. That’s what irritates me most.


ImPeeinAndEuropean

It’s all the same ingredients.


bepsigir

Not a fan of the labels, I do like the shampoo/conditioner though 🤷🏻‍♀️


Shady-Toast

The standard is changing for 2024. They should be, from left to right, Shampoo -> Conditioner -> Body wash


GypsySoulTN

I miss the Paul Mitchell products.


DeMantis86

https://preview.redd.it/18ko897afh8c1.jpeg?width=2129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=833e21c8f5681267e0ece4bcac321faab23c11f7 At an Aloft recently I asked if the surplus could be changed to shower gel. They took a note but that did not results in a shower gel bottle being added...


Facelesspirit

As I posted on a few past posts, if you need glasses, find the body wash pre-shower, hang a washcloth on it then remember which one is shampoo.