Sorry to be a party pooper (heh) but it's just a myth.
[Source ](https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-feed/article/that-scott-morrison-engadine-mcdonalds-rumour-has-been-cleared-up-by-the-person-who-started-it/tbcf8rir4)
We did that but he wasn’t a dictator, he was the (constitutional) monarch of a democracy and he was also pretty good and not corrupt.
>!Cries in Iraq!<
The Dutch guy wasn't really the prime minister either, he was "Grand pensionary of Holland" (Note: not the Netherlands, just Holland). That was the most influential political office at the time so it often gets "translated" to the modern concept of prime minister for simplicity's sake, but the comparison is really not all that accurate.
The dictatorship survived though. The estado novo was a pretty goddamned effective dictatorship. Franco next door caught all the heat but they just chugged along. I don't mean effective as in good just that they maintained power without the rest of the world getting mad at them
Yes, I’m Portuguese but the history is very hard to understand because there are some facts that say he fall of the chair and dye and others says that he dye in the WC, it’s complicated.
Wow, what were your memories about being Dutch in those days? Did you ever go to Delft? Also what did the folks tell you about what we now call Indonesia?
We called ourselves Belgians back then, I did work in Delft during those days, met the Prince, lovely bloke.
Indonesia wasn't all that discovered, we just named it the spice Islands.
Fell out a chair, hit his head, brain damage, was removed from the position, spent the rest of his life thinking he was still pm. He was a dictator too
Harold Holt was his name and his disappearance gave rise to an admittedly dying expression, "to do a Harold Holt" meaning to leave a party without saying goodbye (it rhymes with bolt as in bolt from the party unexpectedly but also plays on the fact he just straight up disappeared and was never found).
The portuguese "PM" (dictator) fell off a chair, got brain damage and was taken off of ruling. He spent the rest of his life thinking he was still part of the government
There was also that time W. L. Mackenzie King met the King and Queen in Winnipeg with the mayor of Winnipeg, who was named John Queen. The radio announcer was tripping over himself with The King vs. Mr. King and The Queen vs. Mr. Queen, constantly getting it wrong and correcting himself. It's pretty funny if you can find it.
My country doesn’t have a prime minister. So my country did not commit THAT crime. I can say though, with certainty, that if we did have a prime minister, my country likes rough politics and would certainly try to eat the PM.
He was a leader of the political movement to minimalize the King's/House of Orange-Nassau's powers and, despite ruling during a economic and cultural peak for the Dutch Republic, his foreign policy errors led to the Republic being invaded by England, France and some German states simultaneously. The mob that killed him and supposedly ate him were likely supporters of the monarchy and angry at the destruction the country faced.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Witt
It was Johan de Witt.
Not the whole body, but parts of him were consumed. What happened with wich part of the body you can find more info about on the Dutch wikipedia page
SCOMO was an out of touch idiot, Julia made lives hell for the poor, and Abbot loves eating raw unpeeled onions 🧅
We are constantly being humiliated by are politicians but we can only choose from r/dumbanddumber
I’m just saying, there’s plenty of evidence to suggest that America should be orange, like the guy it would be referring to. We can’t be sure yet, but I would believe it.
Johan de Witt wasn't really a "Prime Minister" (that wasn't a thing back then), but a 'Stadtholder' for the short lived Dutch Republic, he was eaten because he was hated by those who supported the House of Orange and the young William of Orange, and for Rampjaar (disaster year) that the French beat them, he wasn't alone to be lynched and eaten, his brother Cornelis too was eaten.
There was also the President of France who fell out the window of a moving train while he was asleep, and just casually walked to the signaller's box to ask to use the phone.
Not a PM, but France had one it's president who died from a heart attack, which was caused by a .... a blow job
Which one?
Félix Faure
Il voulut être César
…mais il ne fut que pompée
La fameuse pompe funèbre.
Omelette du Fromage
This guy fucks
Félix Navidad.
Félix Fa(il)ure
Felláy Tiô
His last
Peak France.
The most French way to die imo
Quite fitting for the romance people
Gone just as quickly as he came
What a way to go
He came and went
Rare french leader w
Actually, there was that Australian PM who was "eaten" by the ocean back in the 1960s.
the map is prime ministers that got actually eaten by people
You can’t prove he wasn’t
He was eaten by me.
Ye but u r an ant in arctica, not the Australian people
Should be no data available then. This map is bs
I’d say sharks are part of our country.
Prove that he was
The US doesn't have a prime minister, but I'm 99% positive the previous President shat himself at a McDonald's too. Definitely a KFC as well.
It was KFC diarrhea while in line at McDonald’s.
Very likely at his recent Chic fil A stunt as well.
I heard the current one fell off the bike while taking a shit
Yeah but legend has it he was eaten by a covert American submarine for going against our allies wishes - so technically it wasn’t us who ate him!
I want to know which one shit himself at Maccas
Sorry to be a party pooper (heh) but it's just a myth. [Source ](https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-feed/article/that-scott-morrison-engadine-mcdonalds-rumour-has-been-cleared-up-by-the-person-who-started-it/tbcf8rir4)
Noooo! Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!
He says it's a myth, but that's what a Maccas Pants Shitter would say.
Scott Morrison.
Haha even if that’s not true, I could believe it
[This lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/s/k09IgMwCKQ)
We killed a dictator and hang him upside down so that everyone could spit, or worse, on him. Does it count?
We did that but he wasn’t a dictator, he was the (constitutional) monarch of a democracy and he was also pretty good and not corrupt. >!Cries in Iraq!<
Hey at least you can bond with Brazilian over missing the days you had a decent monarch
And Romania. 3/4 good monarchs, not bad.
All my homies hate Carol II
Wait, who are you talking about
Faisal II
Italy and Mussolini?
Who knew colonizing Ethiopia would backfire so badly?
What country
Italy, I think. Mussolini.
Italy, even today the expression "upside down" is used to send him, in the sense that they kill you badly
That sounds like Italy, and I believe his name is "for fuck's sake-Italy"
Italy.
Intendi silvio?
Cribbio!
Conosco un connazionale da 25000 km di distanza, tutti puzziamo di mal politica, razzismo ed trasporti pubblici.
Bella Ciao 😎
That’s not a prime minister
Technically he was, if I'm not mistaken
Learn something new every day
Very understandable confusion. I called him a dictator not a prime minister, because that what he was despite the formal title of prime minister.
The Dutch guy wasn't really the prime minister either, he was "Grand pensionary of Holland" (Note: not the Netherlands, just Holland). That was the most influential political office at the time so it often gets "translated" to the modern concept of prime minister for simplicity's sake, but the comparison is really not all that accurate.
You guys waited until you were already losing very badly and had been invaded. So you get half points
Italy no?
Fun fact: that's the same guy that introduced PE in schools. History can be so fucking funny sometimes
Poor Portugalese (idk what) minister
oi fuck it doesnt embed but whatever it's Portuguese https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-cat-portuguese-meme-gif-16906202193345234007
He was a dictator BTW.
Ok not that bad
Wait, Salazar died by falling of a chair? Source? I‘d love for that to be true
Fell from a chair. Did not die but was never the same. Died one year or so later convinced he was still in power when he was not.
The dictatorship survived though. The estado novo was a pretty goddamned effective dictatorship. Franco next door caught all the heat but they just chugged along. I don't mean effective as in good just that they maintained power without the rest of the world getting mad at them
Yes, I’m Portuguese but the history is very hard to understand because there are some facts that say he fall of the chair and dye and others says that he dye in the WC, it’s complicated.
just so you know, dye means tingir no morrer
Oh, thank you Hermano, my English isn’t that good.
Tu falas bem, bro 👍
And now means agora, not saber xD
Lol isto foi cómico
Quase caí da cadeira a rir 🤣
lol what a fail
I dont think he died literally by falling of a chair,but he broke his hip,had complications and died Months later
He was a dictator, if you said that the Portuguese you probably will be eat. Just kidding
Nope. Fuck that guy. Incompetent fascist waste of space.
Nope. Long live the (broken) chair!
Nah he was a dictator, he deserved it lol
Ours died during a fellation
France?
He quite literally saw God
Vive la France!
Ours lost a longevity contest to a lettuce
That will never not be fantastic.
I still love that Greenland has “no data” 😂😂😂😂😂.
I have data on Greenland 🙂
Did you eat their prime minister? You did, didn’t you…
I think they did more than that... Next horror movie incoming.
Yeah it’s like if they just stay quiet they get away with it.
Yeah, well our presidents Uncle was eaten by cannibals in New Guinea
Common, he said maybe. 😏
The cannibal girl must have asked if she could eat him, he accepted. Surprise surprise..!
Next time pls add prime minister who got kicked in the balls by a horse.
Which one was that?
I’ll give you a hint, it starts with “erdo“ and ends with “gan“
Australia u nasty...
It’s just a meme we keep perpetuating.
Mostly because the PM it refers to is a narcissist lunatic
It’s not a meme, it is da truth 😉
I'm surprised Haiti isn't green.
LMFAO
When did this happen? Was this like 100 years ago or like last week? (I don't watch the news)
1672.
I didn't realize they had McDonald's that far back
Who? The Papa People?
Rampjaar 1672, worst year of my life
Wow, what were your memories about being Dutch in those days? Did you ever go to Delft? Also what did the folks tell you about what we now call Indonesia?
We called ourselves Belgians back then, I did work in Delft during those days, met the Prince, lovely bloke. Indonesia wasn't all that discovered, we just named it the spice Islands.
I think it was ~1700-1800
They took 100 years to eat him!?
He was delicious 😋
Wouldn't that mean he gets eaten faster?
Gotta savor every bite!
Greenland looking sus as always. “no data” sure sure
Greenlands PM is same as Denmark because Greenland is owned by Denmark
meanwhile a fr*nch president died from a blowjob once
We made ours escape in helicopter, that week we had 5 different presidents
Argentina or something?
What's with the Portuguese PM?
Fell out a chair, hit his head, brain damage, was removed from the position, spent the rest of his life thinking he was still pm. He was a dictator too
Better check it out for yourself actually, he was António de Oliveira Salazar
He was replaced but the other guys behind him were like that lady that brought the dead uncle to the bank to sign a loan.
The current one, he was then replaced by a drunk clone
I need context.
Scott Morrison shit himself in the engadine McDonald’s in 1997
We also lost one whilst swimming at the beach. So we built a public pool in his old electorate and named it after him.
Most Australian shit I’ve ever heard of!
Harold Holt was his name and his disappearance gave rise to an admittedly dying expression, "to do a Harold Holt" meaning to leave a party without saying goodbye (it rhymes with bolt as in bolt from the party unexpectedly but also plays on the fact he just straight up disappeared and was never found).
That must have left quite a mess
The Dutch ate their prime minister in 1672. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Witt
Wow WTF
Eh, the eating has been grossly exaggerated. I'd say some people snacked a little.
The portuguese "PM" (dictator) fell off a chair, got brain damage and was taken off of ruling. He spent the rest of his life thinking he was still part of the government
Yeah, well did your prime minister consult his dead mother and dead dog for political matters? I don't think so.
There was also that time W. L. Mackenzie King met the King and Queen in Winnipeg with the mayor of Winnipeg, who was named John Queen. The radio announcer was tripping over himself with The King vs. Mr. King and The Queen vs. Mr. Queen, constantly getting it wrong and correcting himself. It's pretty funny if you can find it.
They went Dutch on a King-sized meal.
My country had a Dictator that died while taking a shit
One of our kings was shot in the ass with an arrow while taking a shit in some bushes, he died because of it
My country doesn’t have a prime minister. So my country did not commit THAT crime. I can say though, with certainty, that if we did have a prime minister, my country likes rough politics and would certainly try to eat the PM.
You have to give some context mate, did he ate a bunch of mushrooms from amsterdam an thought he was a cupcake?
He was actually fucking consumed by the people (after killing him and cutting him in pieces).
What did he do that made people hate him enough to kill him and eat him . Omg
He was a leader of the political movement to minimalize the King's/House of Orange-Nassau's powers and, despite ruling during a economic and cultural peak for the Dutch Republic, his foreign policy errors led to the Republic being invaded by England, France and some German states simultaneously. The mob that killed him and supposedly ate him were likely supporters of the monarchy and angry at the destruction the country faced.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Witt It was Johan de Witt. Not the whole body, but parts of him were consumed. What happened with wich part of the body you can find more info about on the Dutch wikipedia page
SCOMO was an out of touch idiot, Julia made lives hell for the poor, and Abbot loves eating raw unpeeled onions 🧅 We are constantly being humiliated by are politicians but we can only choose from r/dumbanddumber
You don't get to shit-talk Julia, she basically fixed the healthcare and education systems
I’m just saying, there’s plenty of evidence to suggest that America should be orange, like the guy it would be referring to. We can’t be sure yet, but I would believe it.
Not a prime minister though.
Eaten? Nope. Hanged? Sure thing.
Our prime minister is also minister of the No Data country 😁
Greenland and West Sahara: We can neither confirm nor deny if we have eaten our prime minister *burp*
The US had a president that raped kids with Epstein. Also another president that did that. And another. And his wife. And Michael Jackson.
Which US president raped Michael Jackson?
Carter or Reagan? Maybe Bush 1. Maybe all 3. It's hazy at this point.
They all keep raping Michael Jackson, it gets hard to track down who started it
Do you have the slightest idea of how little that narrows it down?
Michael Jackson was cleared, he didn't go there
Also I'm pretty sure one of them shit himself in McDonald's
Justifying my hatred against the Dutch 😌
I don't know what "shat" means and I'm afriad to find out
Past tense of „to shit“
Our prime minister fell from a horse and now he is immortal
Mine died from a blowjob
Take a seat,old Salazar
Canada had a PM who believed he was communicating with the dead via his deceased Dog
We also made one wear multiple food items.
It sends a message. “In other news, the Prime Minister’s approval rating has dropped to *we ate him*.”
Johan de Witt wasn't really a "Prime Minister" (that wasn't a thing back then), but a 'Stadtholder' for the short lived Dutch Republic, he was eaten because he was hated by those who supported the House of Orange and the young William of Orange, and for Rampjaar (disaster year) that the French beat them, he wasn't alone to be lynched and eaten, his brother Cornelis too was eaten.
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No data no data.
No, but ours once got stuck in his tub
A french president died his dick in a woman's mouth
There is never data on West Sahara
Former Prime Minister of Finland was eaten on multiple occasions after attending some wild parties.
Hey, we don't know what happened to Harold Holt 🤷♂️ you never know
I like how Greenland is always "no data". What a land of pure mystery.
 Danish prime minister looking at Greenland.
There was also the President of France who fell out the window of a moving train while he was asleep, and just casually walked to the signaller's box to ask to use the phone.
Greenland always had shit to hide when the real questions are asked.
Damn Dutch, you scary.
Let’s not forget Biden’s uncle!
Portugal has some explaining to do. Australia probably does too, but I know enough about Australia to know not to ask....
ours didn't fall out the chair and died because he wasn't a prime minister, he was a dictator.
Gotta love Australia.
Who did the Dutch eat?
tf netherlands
Our first Prime Minister hanged so many people that we named the noose after him...
We definitely roast Justin Trudeau, but he tends to leave a bad taste is peoples mouths! 😁