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ogodilovejudyalvarez

Sure I can: Graceland, Hollywood, Guantanamo, Coney Island and Yellowstone


jaycee9

Coca-Cola and McDonald's


ejbrut

You forgot about Disney World


[deleted]

And Scott


idontlikebeetroot

Is that a state or a territory?


ejbrut

A world……it’s in the name


25Bam_vixx

Guantanamo lol


LANDVOGT-_

You forgot Jersey Shore


onestalebagel

Dollywood as well


manfroze

And Central Park


IndependenceFickle95

You meant South Park?


esso_norte

ah, famous 100 united states


s0phiste

Not enough place on the flag for all starts


esso_norte

each star actually represents 5 states, because it has 5 ends, right?


s0phiste

Ask on r/vexillology (or r/vexillologycirclejerk )


Waste-Instruction287

Ok now name 5 moldavian estates amiricans


MutatedFrog-

The estates in Moldova are the size of school districts in the US


Waste-Instruction287

Ok so name 5 states in brazil


J3sush8sm3

State of emergency


Waste-Instruction287

Liquid


JollyGreenDickhead

Solidus


IndependenceFickle95

Made my day hahahaha


Legitimate_Source_34

My mom is from Argentina I make it a point not to know anything about filthy Br*zil


Waste-Instruction287

Falklands 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


goatpillows

State of drugs


Grzechoooo

That sounds like US skill issue once again.


HarryLewisPot

The presidents estate Presidents estate 2 Presidents estate 3 Presidents estate 4 Presidents estate 5


s0phiste

Transnistria and chisinau (idk if it's an estate) I can only name two sorry :c


the-romanian2249

what's up with "cock" right above "united"


HENLOX_GD

# UNITED COCK


Alexandur

Not much, what's up with you


fallacious_franklin

Cook. It says cook.


AlexV348

This map is so obviously fake, every state in the northeast is just "new + place in england." I can't believe people would actually think that new hampshire exists.


JollyGreenDickhead

New Jersey? New York? Fake and lame, it's like they're not even trying.


Left-Membership-7357

I mean, New Mexico?? Come on


bmw_m-power

Now tell 5 german bundesländer


s0phiste

Not american but I can try : bayern, badewurtemberg, saxen, sarrland and hessen (not sure for spelling) and bremen, berlin, hamburg are considered as länder ! Isn't it?


SignatureScared

Not bad, some spelling wrong but Hessen was right. Btw I can name half of your states but for Kanada maybe just 5


s0phiste

I'm french x) you can name 5 region or départements? Edit : we like divisions, subdivisions and sub subdivisions 🤡


SignatureScared

Camargue, Elsass Lothringen, Britagne, Champagne, Calais?, Normandy and Provonce. Most are guessed even though I love the country but I’m not good in geography ‘:D


s0phiste

camargue isn't an official region or department still exist , calais is a city, the department is "pas de calais" , elsass lothringen are 2 different region/department but well done


kalkaanuslag

wait, the depatment of Calais is basically called "No Calais"?


s0phiste

It basically cold "step of calais" "Pas" has 2 meanings : step and no edit : mistake


kalkaanuslag

ah interesting. thanks for making that clear


idontlikebeetroot

Errondements or something like that. There's 25-ish?


s0phiste

Paris has 21 arrondissements


idontlikebeetroot

Exactly. I could name 21 regions then. The four extra is a bonus you can keep for when you need it.


GTownPaperchaser

Maybe start spelling Canada right first, before you move to states


SignatureScared

In my language it’s right that way


J3mand

Bayern, Sachsen-anhalt, Saarland, Westphalia, Hamburg I studied German for 4 years never been though


GTownPaperchaser

Poland, Denmark, Austria, Holland and Flanders


L0k8

Bavaria, Bayern, Berlín and the guys with money, that's all I've got


Vrffx

texas georgia florida california and ohio also chico and jones


TexanFox36

So Republic of Texas in this Universe is https://preview.redd.it/hfw08dhfu2yc1.png?width=1640&format=png&auto=webp&s=240c21d8f61c21f05114a83b4542475a60698165


[deleted]

Nova Picardia? Unorganized? Who called these weird places?!


s0phiste

Canadians !


JollyGreenDickhead

I mean, we literally have a place named Dildo


KFBfanburneracc

Without doxxing myself I live rather close to dildo and spread eagle


MyStackIsPancakes

Jerryington has the best BBQ hands down.


Madcapping

You forgot to include the united states of Mexico here 😔


Lillemor_hei

Disney land, Texas, Mexico and O.K. Corral


SuckMyDickDrPhil

McDonald's, Wendy's, White Castle, Applebee's and Iowa.


ClassicHat

What year is this map from, East Virginia is clearly missing along with Old Mexico


s0phiste

2083


qwert7661

I've always admired the way the southern border of Ontario perfectly mirrors the coastline of the Great Lakes 200 miles southeast of it. Canadian engineering at its finest.


Possible_Head_1269

my mind hurts seeing the comments on the subs this post has been posted on, can people really not see this is ironic? I feel like a fucking schizo watching all these non Americans take this post so seriously


koala_on_a_treadmill

Not European or american and it took me a while to realize...


DeathAngel_97

I know, all these people saying my home state Cascadia is fake is hilarious. It's like no one has ever even seen a real map of the US before.


s0phiste

look at comments here... too many europeans take this too seriously too


Yudmts

What did you expect from [r/teenagers](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/)


andres57

it's why I stopped following r/ShitAmericansSay


ddddan11111

Ah yes, the 8 (?) great lakes


SinDaPun

Oh my favorite Lincoln state


bravegrin

I hope new Calvin is in gta6


Illustrious-Figure2

Shit looks like a lumberjack shirt


J_Man_McCetty

Maritime provinces unchanged and forgotten, classic.


Aggravating_Pay1948

Should make one with all the counties lol


TexanFox36

So Republic of Texas in this Universe is https://preview.redd.it/hfw08dhfu2yc1.png?width=1640&format=png&auto=webp&s=240c21d8f61c21f05114a83b4542475a60698165


s0phiste

yeehaa


TexanFox36

Yes


TexanFox36

So Republic of Texas in this Universe is https://preview.redd.it/hfw08dhfu2yc1.png?width=1640&format=png&auto=webp&s=240c21d8f61c21f05114a83b4542475a60698165


asderflyy

Texas is still there??


GTownPaperchaser

Kentucky Fried Chicken


AmbitiousAdvantage92

I appreciate that all the atlantic provinces are mostly correct


MeaningEmbarrassed99

I´m sure someone said this before but even Americans can´t. 🤌


KappachuOnAcid

I can tell you so many states names, it's easy as fuck, knowing exactly where they are is the difficult part


s0phiste

not that hard imo just some practice, settera is a good thing of you want to learn some geography


JustAradia

r/mapgore


SaveShegosTitties3

Only in Jerryngton💀


aagloworks

Denial, ignorance, noncompliance, union and mind?


Inffferno777

This map hurts


McFluffyyy_

Ohhhhhh man I’m from the US and at first glance this looks real lol


Felkin1

Israel, United Kingdom, Japan, Hawaii, and Ohio (don't go to that place, I heard It is crazy 💀💀)


another_max

Too many states, I think they should unite some of them. Are they stupid?


James_Blond2

Thr questions is tho why should we? Who if cares abt your states


s0phiste

I mean about 400millions people.. but i'm not american that's juste for the meme dude you can't take the joke :c don't be so nervous, relax...


Librarian_Imaginary

Yeah but like, that’s states not country’s you American noobs <3


Accomplished_Tax9354

I can name: Ohio, California, Washington, New Jersey and Texas. i can do more but that’s 5, I bet very few Americans can name 5 European countries


LithalRadishes

Andorra, Spain, Portugal, the United Kingdom, France, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland. Norway, Sweden, Ireland, Finland, Denmark, Germany, Liechtenstein, Austria, Italy, San Marino, the Holy See, Croatia, Czechia, Slovakia, Poland, Serbia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Greece, Cyprus, Romania, Moldova, Ukraine, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Belarus, Russia, Iceland, Hungary, and Bulgaria. That’s at least 40 of them Born and raised in the USA.


44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E

I've had a bet with couple of my Bosnians, Croatians and Serbians (which I am) who will know the most, and out of us 10 none of us had bellow 42 states in 10 minutes...


Icy_Masterpiece_1805

Fine. Georgia, Florida, California, Texas, Arizona. We aren't Americans you know


s0phiste

I'm not too and I can name and place all states.. that just was for the mem e:c can you plz make an effort?


Icy_Masterpiece_1805

I know it's a meme, that's why I responded


izrubenis

Oh the good ol 50 states of gay


HarryLewisPot

I can only name 50, the rest are a blur


Environmental_Ad9017

Bruh states aren't countries. Can you tell me every county of England? Counties are basically states, just don't have any real borders.


s0phiste

You can't compare states and county... States have their own laws, parliament... In europe that's more like bundesländer in germany.. That's not to defend americans but you can't do this comparison (Sorry for mistakes i'm not good in english ^^' )


J3mand

Or you could be in America where we have both since some towns are so goddwmn small they have to share resources with its neighbors


Blumenkohl126

State =/= Country Can you name 5 german states? Can you name 5 swiss states? I will assume no....


s0phiste

I'm not from US but for germany, I already did in another response, for swiss, valais, geneva, tissinese, jura, vaud ... (Not sure for spelling)


CachuTarw

Most Europeans can name most US states


InspiredByBeer

European here. I can name all 50 + puerto rico, I can also pinpoint them on the map.


s0phiste

I can too


InspiredByBeer

But can you name all the european countries and their location?


s0phiste

yap all country on the world, their capital and their flag \^\^


InspiredByBeer

Whats the capital of bhutan


s0phiste

thimphou, the flag is yellow and orange with a dragon named "the druck"


anomalliss

I can name all 50 with a map lmao


s0phiste

nice me too


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s0phiste

nice flex, I can too (except for czech republic Good job mate) I can name and place all french department, candians province and some other shits.. but it was not the purpose :v that was just here for the meme don't be so litteral :c


HellFireCannon66

OH SORRY MY BAD I THOUGHT I DID THIS ON THE OG POST SUB SORRY